Before I played Battlefield, I had a small penis, no friends, no girlfriend, depression, and absolutely no life. These things haven't changed, but the game is pretty good.
Imagine you are a 16 year old drafted german soilderin 1944 then you get trickshotted by a sweaty nerd who likly hasnt ever talked to a female. This is battle field 5 in a nutshell. Also a shit load of historical inaccuracys that make it suck because i am very sexist. 8/10
Battlefield games I have played and rated on PC:
Battlefield Bad Company 2: Yes.
Battlefield 3: Yes, but battlelog sucks!
Battlefield 4: Yes.
Battlefield Hardline: FIX YO DAMN GAME!!!
Battlefield 1: Yes.
Battlefield 5: "Bruh"
I'm not mad that women were included, but lets see here:
Have a problem with campers? "Accept it, or don't buy the game"
Experiencing a bug? "Accept it, or don't buy the game"
Battlefield Hardline won't launch? "Accept it, or don't buy the game"
Game crashing? "Accept it, or don't buy the game"
Hmm...
Have a problem with people complaining about campers? Accept it, or don't be a developer.
Have a problem with people complaining about a bug? Accept it, or don't be a developer.
Have a problem with people complaining about BF Hardline not working? Accept it, or don't be a developer.
Have a problem with people complaining about the game crashing? Accept it, or don't be a developer.
Have a problem with people not buying BF5 because you said "Accept it, or don't buy the game"? Accept it, or don't be a developer.
Have a problem with me saying "Accept it, or don't be a developer"? Accept it, or don't be a developer.
Have a problem with people complaining about women being in the game? Accept it, or don't be a developer.
Well, now I know that whenever I have a problem with a game, I should just accept it and not buy the game... oh fuck, I already bought it... guess I won't accept it then.
Have a problem that half of this review has nothing to do with BF5? Accept it, or don't read the review.
FIRE EVERYONE AT EA LAUNCHER DIVISION!
Listen here, EA! I don’t know who’s in charge of your so-called “launcher” team, but they deserve a lifetime ban from touching a single line of code ever again. I tried to launch my game - you know, the thing I paid for - and what does your launcher do? Absolutely nothing. Just sits there like a soggy piece of toast, checking files for eternity like it’s scanning the secrets of the universe.
Let me be clear:
I don’t want your launcher. Nobody asked for your launcher. And now, not only did you shove this bloated mess into my Steam library like a trojan horse full of bugs, but it literally doesn’t launch the game.
Your launcher has one job - launch. The word is right there. Launch-er. Not “Verify files forever-er.” Not “Exist only to anger me-er.” LAUNCH. THE. GAME.
This isn’t a launcher, it’s a hostage negotiation. I click play, and EA Launcher says, “Hmm, let me double-check for the hundredth time that these totally-fine files are still totally fine.” And then… nothing. Nada. Zip. Just endless checking.
You’ve turned starting a game into a psychological horror experience.
FIX. YOUR. TRASH.
Sincerely,
Someone who just wanted to play a damn game.
Lol, I didn't realise that you are forced to play german nazis in this game. What's next, playing poor KKK guy cause "suffering is the same in every language"?
Before I played Battlefield, I had a small penis, no friends, no girlfriend, depression, and absolutely no life. These things haven't changed, but the game is pretty good.
Imagine you are a 16 year old drafted german soilderin 1944 then you get trickshotted by a sweaty nerd who likly hasnt ever talked to a female. This is battle field 5 in a nutshell. Also a shit load of historical inaccuracys that make it suck because i am very sexist. 8/10
Battlefield games I have played and rated on PC:
Battlefield Bad Company 2: Yes.
Battlefield 3: Yes, but battlelog sucks!
Battlefield 4: Yes.
Battlefield Hardline: FIX YO DAMN GAME!!!
Battlefield 1: Yes.
Battlefield 5: "Bruh"
I'm not mad that women were included, but lets see here:
Have a problem with campers? "Accept it, or don't buy the game"
Experiencing a bug? "Accept it, or don't buy the game"
Battlefield Hardline won't launch? "Accept it, or don't buy the game"
Game crashing? "Accept it, or don't buy the game"
Hmm...
Have a problem with people complaining about campers? Accept it, or don't be a developer.
Have a problem with people complaining about a bug? Accept it, or don't be a developer.
Have a problem with people complaining about BF Hardline not working? Accept it, or don't be a developer.
Have a problem with people complaining about the game crashing? Accept it, or don't be a developer.
Have a problem with people not buying BF5 because you said "Accept it, or don't buy the game"? Accept it, or don't be a developer.
Have a problem with me saying "Accept it, or don't be a developer"? Accept it, or don't be a developer.
Have a problem with people complaining about women being in the game? Accept it, or don't be a developer.
Well, now I know that whenever I have a problem with a game, I should just accept it and not buy the game... oh fuck, I already bought it... guess I won't accept it then.
Have a problem that half of this review has nothing to do with BF5? Accept it, or don't read the review.
FIRE EVERYONE AT EA LAUNCHER DIVISION!
Listen here, EA! I don’t know who’s in charge of your so-called “launcher” team, but they deserve a lifetime ban from touching a single line of code ever again. I tried to launch my game - you know, the thing I paid for - and what does your launcher do? Absolutely nothing. Just sits there like a soggy piece of toast, checking files for eternity like it’s scanning the secrets of the universe.
Let me be clear:
I don’t want your launcher. Nobody asked for your launcher. And now, not only did you shove this bloated mess into my Steam library like a trojan horse full of bugs, but it literally doesn’t launch the game.
Your launcher has one job - launch. The word is right there. Launch-er. Not “Verify files forever-er.” Not “Exist only to anger me-er.” LAUNCH. THE. GAME.
This isn’t a launcher, it’s a hostage negotiation. I click play, and EA Launcher says, “Hmm, let me double-check for the hundredth time that these totally-fine files are still totally fine.” And then… nothing. Nada. Zip. Just endless checking.
You’ve turned starting a game into a psychological horror experience.
FIX. YOUR. TRASH.
Sincerely,
Someone who just wanted to play a damn game.
Lol, I didn't realise that you are forced to play german nazis in this game. What's next, playing poor KKK guy cause "suffering is the same in every language"?
