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Jacksmith: Weapons and WarriorsJacksmith: Weapons and Warriors
I used to love Jacksmith. It was one of my favourite flash games. A real classic. So, I immediately bought it when it showed up here, to support the devs. Basically all that's been changed is that it's now running locally pretty decently, and in fullscreen. They have, however, removed male models, put in female ones, all-female "warriors," and some mixed. Somehow, this is supposed to be a positive addition (and removal) though I personally don't see it. Instead of adding mechanics, smoothing things out, refining the game, adding content, they decided that an aesthetic "correction" was the only thing that was necessary. One that infringes on the original design, as well as general logic. From the devs' blog: "Hey Everyone! As some of you may have spotted in the trailer, our warrior lineup’s gotten a bit of a shake-up. It’s something we’ve felt was missing ever since the web game was first launched—but now we’re excited to announce that women warriors are officially joining the battle! Some clans, like the Cluckshire Brood and the Pigarius Legion, will now feature a mix of male and female fighters. Others, like the Oxdin Herd and the Capriloch Clan, will remain all-male. On the flip side, the Martello Flock and the Meadowguard have gone fully female!" The implication here is that the original version was lacking. Not necessarily creatively, but ideologically. As a correction, not an addition. Why? It doesn't add anything. It revises it. And removes models that were present. The devs claim this change is about something that was supposedly "missing" from the original. So we're supposed to believe this was a creative decision, when they've actively replaced some original models. It's completely disingenuous nonsense, that panders to a certain subset of fashionable ideologies. It's shallow and unnecessary. I’ve chosen to refund the game. Not out of spite, but because I don’t support rewriting finished works to quietly score ideological points or secure future funding from organizations that reward conformity over creativity. If you're going to supposedly "remaster" and relaunch something, then stay true to the original and add things. Instead of removing them under the promotional guise of progress or improvements. The game's still there. And I don't suppose most people will mind or perhaps even notice. So buy it if you feel like this doesn't matter. It's essentially still the same, mechanically speaking.
18 votes funny
I used to love Jacksmith. It was one of my favourite flash games. A real classic. So, I immediately bought it when it showed up here, to support the devs. Basically all that's been changed is that it's now running locally pretty decently, and in fullscreen. They have, however, removed male models, put in female ones, all-female "warriors," and some mixed. Somehow, this is supposed to be a positive addition (and removal) though I personally don't see it. Instead of adding mechanics, smoothing things out, refining the game, adding content, they decided that an aesthetic "correction" was the only thing that was necessary. One that infringes on the original design, as well as general logic. From the devs' blog: "Hey Everyone! As some of you may have spotted in the trailer, our warrior lineup’s gotten a bit of a shake-up. It’s something we’ve felt was missing ever since the web game was first launched—but now we’re excited to announce that women warriors are officially joining the battle! Some clans, like the Cluckshire Brood and the Pigarius Legion, will now feature a mix of male and female fighters. Others, like the Oxdin Herd and the Capriloch Clan, will remain all-male. On the flip side, the Martello Flock and the Meadowguard have gone fully female!" The implication here is that the original version was lacking. Not necessarily creatively, but ideologically. As a correction, not an addition. Why? It doesn't add anything. It revises it. And removes models that were present. The devs claim this change is about something that was supposedly "missing" from the original. So we're supposed to believe this was a creative decision, when they've actively replaced some original models. It's completely disingenuous nonsense, that panders to a certain subset of fashionable ideologies. It's shallow and unnecessary. I’ve chosen to refund the game. Not out of spite, but because I don’t support rewriting finished works to quietly score ideological points or secure future funding from organizations that reward conformity over creativity. If you're going to supposedly "remaster" and relaunch something, then stay true to the original and add things. Instead of removing them under the promotional guise of progress or improvements. The game's still there. And I don't suppose most people will mind or perhaps even notice. So buy it if you feel like this doesn't matter. It's essentially still the same, mechanically speaking.
18 votes funny
I FINALLY GET TO JACK OFF ONCE AGAIN BABY!!!
10 votes funny
Dont understand how gameplay loop is fun, there is no real skill, gets boring and repetitive fast, more of a mobile game
8 votes funny
Sexsmith: Dildos and Strap-ons
5 votes funny
I WANT MORE. please bring more games to steam. i want them all. cupcakeria and donuteria next would be nice. I dont care how much they cost i will buy them no matter what.
4 votes funny
Oh Jacksmith, where do I start.... Jacksmith was one of those unforgettable flash games you'd play on a school computer (Instead of doing your work) You play as a donkey blacksmith, crafting weapons like swords and bows for your team of warriors (Don't think I ever got passed the axe as a kid) You don’t join the fight yourself—you build the gear that helps them win. It was creative, fun, and surprisingly addictive. Now, Jacksmith is back with a fresh remake on Steam (Hallelujah!) This new version keeps the charm of the original but looks better and runs smoother. The crafting is still satisfying, the characters are still fun, and it brings back all those good memories from the browser game days. Whether you played it years ago or are trying it for the first time, Jacksmith is still a great time. Rating: 10/10 – A simple, charming game that’s just as fun now as it was back then. I'm also still patiently waiting for Papa's Pancakeria, because that's where the real gaming happens.....
4 votes funny
who's up smithing their jack, or something
3 votes funny
you wont believe the exitement i felt when i saw this game, my child hood has come back and its even better now. I highly recomend playing this game
3 votes funny
Its exactly like how you remember it, except, nothing changed. Maybe some character models were replaced, and some indicators were added, but overall, exactly the same Edit: changed my review to negative when I noticed someone calling out the devs for scoring easy political points. Apparently, they replaced some characters models with females ones. Normally, idgaf, but apparently, the devs thought it was important enough to invest time/money into and then post about it like its some massive achievement that NEEDED to be done 😭 Why cant updates just be more content, and not just pandering? (im gonna allow comments so you can see the mushy-brain folk cry about misogyny/bigot/buzzword in the comments. They're such easy prey that its no wonder why the devs made that change for the PC points 😂)
2 votes funny
Whole squad got stomped by a fucking plant because I poured the molten lava slightly faster than usual. Peak gaming experience
2 votes funny
Thank you Flipline for bringing us another masterpiece of a game onto Steam for us to play! We truly have become Smiths, Jack...
2 votes funny
Even better than it was in computer lab at school
1 votes funny
I played several years ago in high school instead of doing my work
1 votes funny
While it's no Jacksmith 2, which we've been begging for for years, this remaster is more than satisfying. The original Jacksmith didn't need much improving upon, the upgraded visuals and addition of girl warriors is good enough for me. Now, excuse me while I angrily assemble a crooked pike and yell at the clouds for my lack of spatial awareness.
1 votes funny
music slaps me in the face and then spits me out slowly so i don't spill
1 votes funny
Magnificent, just as good as it was on school computers
1 votes funny
You're as Beautiful as the day I lost you
1 votes funny
The best game i ever wasted my education on. Hands down the biggest time waster for my elementary/middle school years, finally in a format i can finish a save file on. play it.
1 votes funny
just gooning to princess liliana
1 votes funny
Im jacking my smith till I weapons and warriors
1 votes funny
I was already an adult when this game came out, but I loved it. I never gave up trying to find a sequel or someone ripping it off, but came up empty handed. When I saw the store page I thought I was either having a stroke or dreaming. But Jacksmith is back, and it is good. And for some reason no one has ever attempted to copy it.
1 votes funny
There are furries in it, so its instanly epic, other than that its nice to have game which i used to play all the time as a kid on flash player get ported into steam :3
1 votes funny
Quite entertaining but should have been called Papa's Blacksmitheria
1 votes funny
I love donkey game!
1 votes funny

Final Verdict: 90/100

Great: 85–90 A memorable and enjoyable experience that stands out. While not perfect, it delivers consistent fun and charm. Highly recommended – ✔✔

Player Opinion Steam Review

Gameplay Experience (30/30) Better Than Sex - Pure gaming bliss. ☐ Not Even Close (+0) ☐ Eh, Maybe (+1) ☐ Kinda (+2) ☐ Pretty Close (+3) ☐ Almost There (+4) ☑ Without a doubt (+5) Intuitive Controls - Easy to use. ☐ Very Difficult (+1) ☐ Difficult (+2) ☐ Moderate (+3) ☐ Easy (+4) ☑ Very Easy (+5) Balanced Gameplay - Fair and equal. ☐ Poorly Balanced (+1) ☐ Somewhat Balanced (+2) ☐ Moderately Balanced (+3) ☑ Well Balanced (+4) ☐ Perfectly Balanced (+5) Player Engagement - Involving and captivating. ☐ Not at all (+1) ☐ Slightly (+2) ☐ Moderately (+3) ☐ Very (+4) ☑ Extremely (+5) Decision Relevance - Meaningful choices. ☑ Meaningless (+1) ☐ Not Meaningful (+2) ☐ Somewhat Meaningful (+3) ☐ Quite Meaningful (+4) ☐ Highly Meaningful (+5) Rewarding Progression - Satisfying advancement. ☐ Very Unsatisfying (+1) ☐ Unsatisfying (+2) ☐ Neutral (+3) ☑ Satisfying (+4) ☐ Very Satisfying (+5) Presentation & Immersion (19/25) Compelling Storyline - Engaging narrative. ☐ Not Interesting (+1) ☐ Slightly Interesting (+2) ☑ Moderately Interesting (+3) ☐ Very Interesting (+4) ☐ Extremely Interesting (+5) Immersive Atmosphere - Captivating environment. ☐ Not Immersive (+1) ☐ Slightly Immersive (+2) ☐ Moderately Immersive (+3) ☐ Very Immersive (+4) ☑ Completely Immersive (+5) Visual Aesthetics - Stunning graphics. ☐ Not Appealing (+1) ☐ Slightly Appealing (+2) ☑ Moderately Appealing (+3) ☐ Very Appealing (+4) ☐ Extremely Appealing (+5) Audio Quality - High-quality sound. ☐ Not Engaging (+1) ☐ Slightly Engaging (+2) ☑ Moderately Engaging (+3) ☐ Very Engaging (+4) ☐ Extremely Engaging (+5) Polished HUD - Clean and functional interface. ☐ Very Unfriendly (+1) ☐ Unfriendly (+2) ☐ Neutral (+3) ☐ Friendly (+4) ☑ Very Friendly (+5) Design & Technical Aspects (20/25) Game Design - Well-crafted mechanics. ☐ Poorly Designed (+1) ☐ Somewhat Designed (+2) ☐ Moderately Designed (+3) ☐ Well Designed (+4) ☑ Excellently Designed (+5) Content Quality - Rich and diverse. ☐ Poor Content (+1) ☐ Limited Content (+2) ☐ Moderate Content (+3) ☑ Extensive Content (+4) ☐ Abundant Content (+5) AI Behavior - Intelligent and realistic. ☐ Very Poor (+1) ☐ Poor (+2) ☑ Average (+3) ☐ Good (+4) ☐ Excellent (+5) Settings - Flexible and customizable. ☐ Very Limited (+1) ☑ Limited (+2) ☐ Moderate (+3) ☐ Flexible (+4) ☐ Highly Flexible (+5) Technical Issues - Minimal or no problems. ☐ Numerous (+1) ☐ Moderate (+2) ☐ Limited (+3) ☐ Minor (+4) ☑ None (+5) Final Considerations (27/30) Overall Satisfaction - General enjoyment level. ☐ Very Dissatisfied (+1) ☐ Dissatisfied (+2) ☐ Neutral (+3) ☐ Satisfied (+4) ☑ Very Satisfied (+5) Microtransactions - In-game purchases. ☐ Extensive (+1) ☐ Substantial (+2) ☐ Moderate (+3) ☐ Minimal (+4) ☑ None (+5) Replay Value - Longevity and replayability. ☐ Very Low (+1) ☐ Low (+2) ☑ Moderate (+3) ☐ High (+4) ☐ Very High (+5) Cost-to-Play Ratio - Money spent vs hours played. ☐ Overpriced (+1) ☐ Poor Value (+2) ☐ Fair Value (+3) ☐ Good Value (+4) ☑ Excellent Value (+5) Nostalgia Factor - Feels like a return to a golden era. ☐ None (+0) ☐ Mild (+1) ☐ Noticeable (+2) ☐ Strong (+3) ☑ Overwhelming (+4) Recommendation. ☐ No (+0) ☑ Yes (+5)
1 votes funny

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