
Once Human













Nobody will read my review so I Will do 10 push ups Every Like this gets. 





76561197987142881

Recommended57 hrs played
You can extract "Deer milk" from male deer you kill. 10/10
702 votes funny
76561197987142881

Recommended57 hrs played
You can extract "Deer milk" from male deer you kill. 10/10
702 votes funny
76561198330419772

Recommended4 hrs played
Nobody will read my review so I Will Eat 1 Tablespoon of ketchup For Every Like this gets.
701 votes funny
76561199187636761

Recommended85 hrs played
No one will see this, so I'll shove one raccoon up my ass for each like I get :3
516 votes funny
76561198125161058

Not Recommended0 hrs played
Lets talk about their privacy policy:
https://protocol.unisdk.easebar.com/release/latest_v475.html
Over-collection of Personal Information and security risks: The policy collects a wide range of personal data, including sensitive information like government-issued IDs, which is typically excessive unless specifically required by law or for a legitimate purpose. Collecting and storing extensive personal and sensitive information like government IDs, credit card details, social media data, and communication history poses significant security and privacy risks. They also list numerous third-party recipients of personal information without specifying how these parties will handle the data.
Lack of Transparency and Purpose Limitation: It's unclear why such extensive details are needed for "correction of personal information." Transparency about data collection purposes is crucial for users to understand why their data is being collected. There's also little to no mention of user consent or control over their data. GDPR and similar regulations require clear consent mechanisms and user rights, such as the right to access, correct, and delete personal data. While it mentions consent in some contexts (e.g., marketing), it's unclear how users can exercise control over their data, such as accessing or deleting it. GDPR and similar regulations require clear mechanisms for users to manage their data. The policy also doesn't specify how long different types of data will be retained, which is essential for users to understand their data lifecycle and rights regarding data deletion.
Legal Basis and Justification: Although the policy mentions legal bases for processing personal data (e.g., legitimate interests), it does not elaborate on how these bases apply to specific data processing activities, which is crucial for compliance and user understanding.
TLDR; this privacy policy is problematic because it lacks clarity, transparency, and appears to over-collect personal information without sufficient justification or safeguards for user privacy. regularly, privacy policies should prioritize user consent, data security, limited data collection, and clear communication of data usage purposes.
Personal peeve:
You also cant claim closed beta rewards on steam unless you download their NetEase spyware launcher. This was never stated during the closed beta, I would say I wasted nearly a hundred hours on the closed betas just to get smacked in the face with a "due to limitations" account linking bs that was never mentioned before, all to get me to download their launcher. Dont risk your privacy as an individual. Stay away.
332 votes funny
76561199088700094

Recommended25 hrs played
Unrealistic, the deers run away from the sound of a car/motorcycle driving down the road.
232 votes funny
76561199472233294

Recommended1 hrs played
Nobody will read my review so I will eat 1 Tablespoon of Spicy Ketchup for every like this gets.
227 votes funny
76561199377749966

Recommended0 hrs played
The Good:
1. Creature Design: Once Human features brilliant creature design, including spotlight-headed phantasma haunting eerie corridors reminiscent of games like The Division 2 or The Last of Us. These unique designs add flavor to the experience.
2. Idiosyncratic Moments: Unexpected encounters, like stumbling upon a small robot furiously drubbing the road, inject oddness and creativity into the game. These moments make Once Human intriguing.
The Not-So-Good:
1. Familiar Mechanics: The third-person combat and survival crafting mechanics aren’t groundbreaking. They feel like a 6/10 third-person shooter from a decade ago.
2. Live Service Baggage: The game suffers from live service obfuscation, complex menus, and resource management. Replacing a simple baseball cap becomes a convoluted process.
Verdict: Once Human isn’t a flawless gem, but its creature design and quirky moments elevate it beyond mediocrity. If you’re up for exploring a world with haunted fridges and peculiar robots, give it a shot!
212 votes funny
76561198876450525

Not Recommended116 hrs played
Found 2 files that are now in 'Start Up'
-532b59x8-a01f-40fa-8895-b0c44c9d47cc
-13
What are these files? programmes and why did you silent attach a install on these, i also found an automatic 'run.me' .txt file with a few command lines that are suspicious...
leave my Kernels alone and please explain to me word for word what you are doing to my pc and what data you are collecting and for what purpouse.
206 votes funny
76561198023351714

Not Recommended2 hrs played
I ignored a lot of the negative reviews here assuming that they were just fearmongering, however, since installing this game, I've noticed 2 new mysterious apps in my startup programs (Which have been disabled now) that have no file location. So this game gets a negative review for making me fear now for my PC's security after installing it (It has been henceforth uninstalled).
EDIT: I've received comments on my profile asking what these files are and how to remove them. The startup files are a single digit number, and a string of hexadecimal numbers/letters.
Now apparently these are non-malicious are are just it keeping track of your installs of their programs and your ID on their systems, but it's done in a super suspicious way so, for people like me who are worried about having this stuff on your computer, I got rid of it by doing a full system restore of my computer to before I'd installed Once Human.
You can apparently also get rid of it at in file explorer at Computer\HKEY_CURRENT_USER\Software\Microsoft\Windows\CurrentVersion\Run
by deleting the AF_Counter and AF_uuid, but that path didn't lead anyway for me when I tried it, but if it works for you, great, and apologies for not adding this addendum sooner.
193 votes funny
76561198088618497

Recommended375 hrs played
it's like Fallout 76, but without Fallout and 76.
172 votes funny
76561198121046785

Recommended16 hrs played
No one will see my review anyways so every like this gets I will consume one spoonful of mayonnaise
156 votes funny
76561198870705969

Recommended1 hrs played
154 votes funny
76561199388128208

Recommended8 hrs played
---{ Graphics }---
☐ You forget what reality is
☐ Beautiful
☑ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS
---{ Gameplay }---
☐ Very good
☐ Good
☑ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't
---{ Audio }---
☐ Eargasm
☐ Very good
☑ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf
---{ Audience }---
☐ Kids
☑ Teens
☑ Adults
☐ Grandma
---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☐ Decent
☑ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer
---{ Game Size }---
☐ Floppy Disk
☐ Old Fashioned
☐ Workable
☑ Big
☐ Will eat 10% of your 1TB hard drive
☐ You will want an entire hard drive to hold it
☐ You will need to invest in a black hole to hold all the data
---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☐ Easy
☑ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls
---{ Grind }---
☐ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☑ Too much grind
☐ You'll need a second life for grinding
---{ Story }---
☐ No Story
☐ Some lore
☐ Average
☑ Good
☐ Lovely
☐ It'll replace your life
---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☐ Average
☑ Long
☐ To infinity and beyond
---{ Price }---
☑ It's free!
☐ Worth the price
☐ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money
---{ Bugs }---
☐ Never heard of
☑ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs
---{ ? / 10 }---
☐ 1
☐ 2
☐ 3
☐ 4
☐ 5
☐ 6
☑ 7
☐ 8
☐ 9
☐ 10
it's a good free survival game sometimes there can be bugs but it's new so we can just wait and watch overall it's good free game to try you can roam meet a walking bus with 8 legs make a home and much more
138 votes funny
76561198128210003

Recommended14 hrs played
RUST AND THE DIVISION GOT A BABY : ONCE HUMAN
My friend who I play CS2 with said if I post a review on ONCE HUMAN and it gets 500 likes and 250 Awards that he will buy me a RTX 4070 and 2 Kilo of Lemon . So im just gonna leave this here. Help a brotha
127 votes funny
76561199226542916

Recommended0 hrs played
I liked the part where I loaded my shaders
then the game crashed
113 votes funny
76561198030022104

Not Recommended0 hrs played
Crypto miner and personal information identity theft.... got to consent to them having access to pretty much everything about you shy of your social security number.
107 votes funny
76561199556109102

Recommended1246 hrs played
Theres fishing and i can make an aquarium
105 votes funny
Once Human













Nobody will read my review so I Will do 10 push ups Every Like this gets. 





76561197987142881

Recommended57 hrs played
You can extract "Deer milk" from male deer you kill. 10/10
702 votes funny
76561197987142881

Recommended57 hrs played
You can extract "Deer milk" from male deer you kill. 10/10
702 votes funny
76561198330419772

Recommended4 hrs played
Nobody will read my review so I Will Eat 1 Tablespoon of ketchup For Every Like this gets.
701 votes funny
76561199187636761

Recommended85 hrs played
No one will see this, so I'll shove one raccoon up my ass for each like I get :3
516 votes funny
76561198125161058

Not Recommended0 hrs played
Lets talk about their privacy policy:
https://protocol.unisdk.easebar.com/release/latest_v475.html
Over-collection of Personal Information and security risks: The policy collects a wide range of personal data, including sensitive information like government-issued IDs, which is typically excessive unless specifically required by law or for a legitimate purpose. Collecting and storing extensive personal and sensitive information like government IDs, credit card details, social media data, and communication history poses significant security and privacy risks. They also list numerous third-party recipients of personal information without specifying how these parties will handle the data.
Lack of Transparency and Purpose Limitation: It's unclear why such extensive details are needed for "correction of personal information." Transparency about data collection purposes is crucial for users to understand why their data is being collected. There's also little to no mention of user consent or control over their data. GDPR and similar regulations require clear consent mechanisms and user rights, such as the right to access, correct, and delete personal data. While it mentions consent in some contexts (e.g., marketing), it's unclear how users can exercise control over their data, such as accessing or deleting it. GDPR and similar regulations require clear mechanisms for users to manage their data. The policy also doesn't specify how long different types of data will be retained, which is essential for users to understand their data lifecycle and rights regarding data deletion.
Legal Basis and Justification: Although the policy mentions legal bases for processing personal data (e.g., legitimate interests), it does not elaborate on how these bases apply to specific data processing activities, which is crucial for compliance and user understanding.
TLDR; this privacy policy is problematic because it lacks clarity, transparency, and appears to over-collect personal information without sufficient justification or safeguards for user privacy. regularly, privacy policies should prioritize user consent, data security, limited data collection, and clear communication of data usage purposes.
Personal peeve:
You also cant claim closed beta rewards on steam unless you download their NetEase spyware launcher. This was never stated during the closed beta, I would say I wasted nearly a hundred hours on the closed betas just to get smacked in the face with a "due to limitations" account linking bs that was never mentioned before, all to get me to download their launcher. Dont risk your privacy as an individual. Stay away.
332 votes funny
76561199088700094

Recommended25 hrs played
Unrealistic, the deers run away from the sound of a car/motorcycle driving down the road.
232 votes funny
76561199472233294

Recommended1 hrs played
Nobody will read my review so I will eat 1 Tablespoon of Spicy Ketchup for every like this gets.
227 votes funny
76561199377749966

Recommended0 hrs played
The Good:
1. Creature Design: Once Human features brilliant creature design, including spotlight-headed phantasma haunting eerie corridors reminiscent of games like The Division 2 or The Last of Us. These unique designs add flavor to the experience.
2. Idiosyncratic Moments: Unexpected encounters, like stumbling upon a small robot furiously drubbing the road, inject oddness and creativity into the game. These moments make Once Human intriguing.
The Not-So-Good:
1. Familiar Mechanics: The third-person combat and survival crafting mechanics aren’t groundbreaking. They feel like a 6/10 third-person shooter from a decade ago.
2. Live Service Baggage: The game suffers from live service obfuscation, complex menus, and resource management. Replacing a simple baseball cap becomes a convoluted process.
Verdict: Once Human isn’t a flawless gem, but its creature design and quirky moments elevate it beyond mediocrity. If you’re up for exploring a world with haunted fridges and peculiar robots, give it a shot!
212 votes funny
76561198876450525

Not Recommended116 hrs played
Found 2 files that are now in 'Start Up'
-532b59x8-a01f-40fa-8895-b0c44c9d47cc
-13
What are these files? programmes and why did you silent attach a install on these, i also found an automatic 'run.me' .txt file with a few command lines that are suspicious...
leave my Kernels alone and please explain to me word for word what you are doing to my pc and what data you are collecting and for what purpouse.
206 votes funny
76561198023351714

Not Recommended2 hrs played
I ignored a lot of the negative reviews here assuming that they were just fearmongering, however, since installing this game, I've noticed 2 new mysterious apps in my startup programs (Which have been disabled now) that have no file location. So this game gets a negative review for making me fear now for my PC's security after installing it (It has been henceforth uninstalled).
EDIT: I've received comments on my profile asking what these files are and how to remove them. The startup files are a single digit number, and a string of hexadecimal numbers/letters.
Now apparently these are non-malicious are are just it keeping track of your installs of their programs and your ID on their systems, but it's done in a super suspicious way so, for people like me who are worried about having this stuff on your computer, I got rid of it by doing a full system restore of my computer to before I'd installed Once Human.
You can apparently also get rid of it at in file explorer at Computer\HKEY_CURRENT_USER\Software\Microsoft\Windows\CurrentVersion\Run
by deleting the AF_Counter and AF_uuid, but that path didn't lead anyway for me when I tried it, but if it works for you, great, and apologies for not adding this addendum sooner.
193 votes funny
76561198088618497

Recommended375 hrs played
it's like Fallout 76, but without Fallout and 76.
172 votes funny
76561198121046785

Recommended16 hrs played
No one will see my review anyways so every like this gets I will consume one spoonful of mayonnaise
156 votes funny
76561198870705969

Recommended1 hrs played
154 votes funny
76561199388128208

Recommended8 hrs played
---{ Graphics }---
☐ You forget what reality is
☐ Beautiful
☑ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS
---{ Gameplay }---
☐ Very good
☐ Good
☑ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't
---{ Audio }---
☐ Eargasm
☐ Very good
☑ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf
---{ Audience }---
☐ Kids
☑ Teens
☑ Adults
☐ Grandma
---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☐ Decent
☑ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer
---{ Game Size }---
☐ Floppy Disk
☐ Old Fashioned
☐ Workable
☑ Big
☐ Will eat 10% of your 1TB hard drive
☐ You will want an entire hard drive to hold it
☐ You will need to invest in a black hole to hold all the data
---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☐ Easy
☑ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls
---{ Grind }---
☐ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☑ Too much grind
☐ You'll need a second life for grinding
---{ Story }---
☐ No Story
☐ Some lore
☐ Average
☑ Good
☐ Lovely
☐ It'll replace your life
---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☐ Average
☑ Long
☐ To infinity and beyond
---{ Price }---
☑ It's free!
☐ Worth the price
☐ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money
---{ Bugs }---
☐ Never heard of
☑ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs
---{ ? / 10 }---
☐ 1
☐ 2
☐ 3
☐ 4
☐ 5
☐ 6
☑ 7
☐ 8
☐ 9
☐ 10
it's a good free survival game sometimes there can be bugs but it's new so we can just wait and watch overall it's good free game to try you can roam meet a walking bus with 8 legs make a home and much more
138 votes funny
76561198128210003

Recommended14 hrs played
RUST AND THE DIVISION GOT A BABY : ONCE HUMAN
My friend who I play CS2 with said if I post a review on ONCE HUMAN and it gets 500 likes and 250 Awards that he will buy me a RTX 4070 and 2 Kilo of Lemon . So im just gonna leave this here. Help a brotha
127 votes funny
76561199226542916

Recommended0 hrs played
I liked the part where I loaded my shaders
then the game crashed
113 votes funny
76561198030022104

Not Recommended0 hrs played
Crypto miner and personal information identity theft.... got to consent to them having access to pretty much everything about you shy of your social security number.
107 votes funny
76561199556109102

Recommended1246 hrs played
Theres fishing and i can make an aquarium
105 votes funny