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Project ZomboidProject Zomboid
this is better then sex
4 votes funny
this is better then sex
4 votes funny
If you are playing this with friends on your own private server make sure that the person with the least activites outside of gaming is hosting the server. My friend is hosting the server and for every minute I cant play I get sadder and sadder Also realizing how little of a life I have is sad but that is besides the point A MAN JUST WANT TO PLAY PROJECT ZOMBOID NOTHING WRONG WITH THAT RIGHT?
2 votes funny
If your friend all of a sudden starts bleeding from the mouth, he most surely have been drinking bleach. Also, its probably Pasi. 10/10 would run away from zombies again
2 votes funny
nice
2 votes funny
feels like being inside a zombie movie type shit
1 votes funny
Most goated game i have ever played honestly. So well made and super fun to play with friends! A real masterpiece...
1 votes funny
It's a sollid game and probs best zombie sim out there but the devs should be publicly shamed for the speed of the development. The game has been in EA for 13+ years, this is not normal, features that they promised to first buyers in 2010-2011 like animals and npcs have never been introduced. In the last few years the modders managed to create mods like superbnpcs or bandits mod along with countless others, and its only these mods that keep this game alive. The pz community on reddit defends this predatory behaviour claiming that "devs need time to cook" not realizing that they fell for a ruse, these people (the devs) have no intentions of finishing the game in forseeable future, they've already made millions and they have no need to work hard so they dont. They could never make npcs even tho this is what was promised to original buyers back when this game wasnt even on steam. I've also heard that Indie Stone (the developers of the game) created 2 other games during all this time when PZ is being worked on. Some people compared IndieStone to George RR Martins of gaming industry, like Martin who has no inclination of finishing his books, they are happy to work as slowly as possible because the suckers will keep buying an unfinished product. However the tide seems to be changing and it seems like more and more people are waking up and calling the devs out on their unsavory practices.
1 votes funny
Best survival game ever.
1 votes funny
:steamhappy:
1 votes funny
we are the project zomboid watch pz on hbo max
1 votes funny
Zomboid sex
1 votes funny
funny zombie game, me like
1 votes funny
i just love when your out of ammo and u get cornerd by a hoard and then die its so fun
1 votes funny
Meow
1 votes funny
bra
1 votes funny
better than sex
1 votes funny
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH
1 votes funny
Jätte bra spel! Kan inte sluta spela
1 votes funny
Step 1: Create character Step 2: Gather Supplies Step 3: Encounter Zombies Step 4: Get too comfortable fighting and die Step 5: Cry Rinse and Repeat 10/10 would recommend
1 votes funny
Amazing gameplay and world building, the only complaint I have is the geometry can be occasionally confusing.
1 votes funny
super good game!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!buy it guys!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
1 votes funny
dosnt let me play with friends
1 votes funny
hello my name borat!!! im from kazachstan and here we have veeery nice county! i love playing with dog and stuff also traveling. i like game because it is good and gorvernment aproved!!! we even have running water!!! bye people secret police will be comming soon but then cant catch me!! FOR KAZACHSTAN!!!!
1 votes funny
super fun with friends
1 votes funny
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh help
1 votes funny

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