super fun but please region lock this game LMAO, absolutely tired of fighting 冰淇淋 w 500 ping and getting focus attacked w a golden katana before i even know hes near me
The anti-cheat is Chinese spyware, if u have installed it make sure to delete it from your system 32. Anything that is has "naec" in the file name delete it right away.
If you're looking for a review on this game you've come to the wrong place, but if you're looking for an outstanding pie recipe you've come to the right place.
Ingredients:
1. 6 tablespoons unsalted butter
2. 1/2 cup white sugar
3. 1/2 cup brown sugar
4. 1/4 cup water
5. 1/4 teaspoon cinnamon
6. 1 pinch salt
7. 5 apples - peeled, cored and sliced
8. 1 pastry for double-crust pie
Directions:
1. Preheat oven to 425 degrees F (220 degrees C).
2. Combine butter, white sugar, brown sugar, water, cinnamon, and salt in a saucepan over medium heat. Bring to a boil, remove from heat and set aside.
3. Roll out half the pastry to fit a 9-inch pie plate. Place bottom crust in pie plate; pour in apple slices.
4. Roll out top crust into a 10-inch circle. Cut into 8 (1-inch) wide strips with a sharp paring knife or pastry wheel. Weave the pastry strips, one at a time, into a lattice pattern. Fold the ends of the lattice strips under the edge of the bottom crust and crimp to seal.
5. Pour butter-sugar mixture over top of pie, coating the lattice, and allowing any remaining sauce to drizzle through the crust.
6. Bake in the preheated oven for 15 minutes. Reduce heat to 350 degrees F (175 degrees C), and bake until the crust is golden brown, the caramel on the top crust is set, and the apple filling is bubbling, 35 to 40 more minutes. Allow to cool completely before slicing.
Before I played NARAKA: BLADEPOINT i had a small wee wee, no friends, no girlfriend and absolutely no will to live. None of these things have changed, but the game is pretty good.
This game was so much fun but it's borderline unplayable a lot of the time due to no region lock. You get a lot of players from china playing on NA servers and they're basically untouchable due to ping. I genuinely think this game has fantastic game play and the characters and customization are top notch but spawning and dying to untouchable Chinese players every match just ruins the experience no matter how much I try to enjoy it. Not worth until they region lock the game or unless you want maybe a few hours of fun until you run into 我操你妈 every game and die to reasons out of your control.
The game is lit and here is why.
Kurumi has a fat ass
Yoto Hime has nice boobs
Valda is a pirate with a nice ass
Tarka is a himbo
Viper has a nice ass and a bodysuit
Wuchen is a twink
Oh and the combat and movement is nice too. 9/10 I'm just here to stare at their butts.
Here is my review of the game after almost 1k hours playing.
Pros:
- Fun to play if you have friends
- An unique feel to the BR genre
- Obama and Shrek is in the game
Cons:
- China Nr.1
- Unenjoyable when you play solo
- getting stuck on non-existing structures and obstacles
- Counter/Parry works but only if the game feels like it
- Be the third party or enjoy being third partied
- Optimization is non-existing
- Don't feel happy when you kill someone, cuz it's a bot
- 2v1 is gg
- winning early fights feels unrewarded
- Coin toss on spawn location
- Not enough trees and obstacles
- Queue simulator is included
- Lagg switch is a thing
- Game uses a talent system which is a handicap for new players
- Don't let the 20€ price tag fool you of this game! You still need a RTX 9080ti to run it properly
- Super populated, however this is only the case if it was CN servers
- Best place to learn foreign languages when in pre-lobby (only if your voice chat options are enabled)
- Start game -> Win game -> Get 20+ kills -> get +1 point on your rank 🙂
- Insane balanced characters. Source: "Trust me bro"
- Sticky keys???
- Game is sus
Do I recommend this game? Yes absolutely. Play Greatsword and you will be fine 🙃
**WARNING: HOT TAKES AHEAD**
It's not inherently a badly designed game as far as gameplay's concerned, but the developers probably bent over and let NetEase force a lot of the obvious Eastern market standards onto the eventual release. That or the Montreal studio is a literal front.
Global server, you'll be playing with Chinese players most of the time.
Early games are filled with bots to, essentially, fabricate false first impressions of the game and make you feel like you're good, thus selling you passed the refundable time period. I played about 3 games, won the first and last but lost the second. Honestly I should have lost all 3 I'm terrible at BR games in general. Winning those 2 games with over a fourth of the lobby's members really rubbed me the wrong way, false positives and all.
For a paid game, it's got:
- A Battle Pass
- A hard-currency/soft-currency system
- Lootboxes(with a pity system)
- Pre-order bonus character that's normally locked behind progression. The character's pretty good tbh, probably the best kit in the game. Make of that what you will as skill is obviously a factor
- An Overwatch-like cosmetic system with arguably the same level of launch quality Overwatch skins (recolors and some frills here and there) - save for the pre-order character who arguably looks the best, further milking the horny.
I had trouble closing the program itself after attempting to close it, not sure if it's running, if you encounter that you'll probably want to go check your task manager for the only task running in Chinese, or at least, incomprehensible enough looking exe name.
Lastly, I think this game should be F2P, it's pretty and all but man does it feel forced. I'd recommend trying Spellbreak if you want to fill that non-FPS Battle Royale itch. I don't really recommend this game's community/socials either, lots of people willing to lose their cool over your negative review on the game.
super fun but please region lock this game LMAO, absolutely tired of fighting 冰淇淋 w 500 ping and getting focus attacked w a golden katana before i even know hes near me
The anti-cheat is Chinese spyware, if u have installed it make sure to delete it from your system 32. Anything that is has "naec" in the file name delete it right away.
If you're looking for a review on this game you've come to the wrong place, but if you're looking for an outstanding pie recipe you've come to the right place.
Ingredients:
1. 6 tablespoons unsalted butter
2. 1/2 cup white sugar
3. 1/2 cup brown sugar
4. 1/4 cup water
5. 1/4 teaspoon cinnamon
6. 1 pinch salt
7. 5 apples - peeled, cored and sliced
8. 1 pastry for double-crust pie
Directions:
1. Preheat oven to 425 degrees F (220 degrees C).
2. Combine butter, white sugar, brown sugar, water, cinnamon, and salt in a saucepan over medium heat. Bring to a boil, remove from heat and set aside.
3. Roll out half the pastry to fit a 9-inch pie plate. Place bottom crust in pie plate; pour in apple slices.
4. Roll out top crust into a 10-inch circle. Cut into 8 (1-inch) wide strips with a sharp paring knife or pastry wheel. Weave the pastry strips, one at a time, into a lattice pattern. Fold the ends of the lattice strips under the edge of the bottom crust and crimp to seal.
5. Pour butter-sugar mixture over top of pie, coating the lattice, and allowing any remaining sauce to drizzle through the crust.
6. Bake in the preheated oven for 15 minutes. Reduce heat to 350 degrees F (175 degrees C), and bake until the crust is golden brown, the caramel on the top crust is set, and the apple filling is bubbling, 35 to 40 more minutes. Allow to cool completely before slicing.
Before I played NARAKA: BLADEPOINT i had a small wee wee, no friends, no girlfriend and absolutely no will to live. None of these things have changed, but the game is pretty good.
This game was so much fun but it's borderline unplayable a lot of the time due to no region lock. You get a lot of players from china playing on NA servers and they're basically untouchable due to ping. I genuinely think this game has fantastic game play and the characters and customization are top notch but spawning and dying to untouchable Chinese players every match just ruins the experience no matter how much I try to enjoy it. Not worth until they region lock the game or unless you want maybe a few hours of fun until you run into 我操你妈 every game and die to reasons out of your control.
The game is lit and here is why.
Kurumi has a fat ass
Yoto Hime has nice boobs
Valda is a pirate with a nice ass
Tarka is a himbo
Viper has a nice ass and a bodysuit
Wuchen is a twink
Oh and the combat and movement is nice too. 9/10 I'm just here to stare at their butts.
Here is my review of the game after almost 1k hours playing.
Pros:
- Fun to play if you have friends
- An unique feel to the BR genre
- Obama and Shrek is in the game
Cons:
- China Nr.1
- Unenjoyable when you play solo
- getting stuck on non-existing structures and obstacles
- Counter/Parry works but only if the game feels like it
- Be the third party or enjoy being third partied
- Optimization is non-existing
- Don't feel happy when you kill someone, cuz it's a bot
- 2v1 is gg
- winning early fights feels unrewarded
- Coin toss on spawn location
- Not enough trees and obstacles
- Queue simulator is included
- Lagg switch is a thing
- Game uses a talent system which is a handicap for new players
- Don't let the 20€ price tag fool you of this game! You still need a RTX 9080ti to run it properly
- Super populated, however this is only the case if it was CN servers
- Best place to learn foreign languages when in pre-lobby (only if your voice chat options are enabled)
- Start game -> Win game -> Get 20+ kills -> get +1 point on your rank 🙂
- Insane balanced characters. Source: "Trust me bro"
- Sticky keys???
- Game is sus
Do I recommend this game? Yes absolutely. Play Greatsword and you will be fine 🙃
**WARNING: HOT TAKES AHEAD**
It's not inherently a badly designed game as far as gameplay's concerned, but the developers probably bent over and let NetEase force a lot of the obvious Eastern market standards onto the eventual release. That or the Montreal studio is a literal front.
Global server, you'll be playing with Chinese players most of the time.
Early games are filled with bots to, essentially, fabricate false first impressions of the game and make you feel like you're good, thus selling you passed the refundable time period. I played about 3 games, won the first and last but lost the second. Honestly I should have lost all 3 I'm terrible at BR games in general. Winning those 2 games with over a fourth of the lobby's members really rubbed me the wrong way, false positives and all.
For a paid game, it's got:
- A Battle Pass
- A hard-currency/soft-currency system
- Lootboxes(with a pity system)
- Pre-order bonus character that's normally locked behind progression. The character's pretty good tbh, probably the best kit in the game. Make of that what you will as skill is obviously a factor
- An Overwatch-like cosmetic system with arguably the same level of launch quality Overwatch skins (recolors and some frills here and there) - save for the pre-order character who arguably looks the best, further milking the horny.
I had trouble closing the program itself after attempting to close it, not sure if it's running, if you encounter that you'll probably want to go check your task manager for the only task running in Chinese, or at least, incomprehensible enough looking exe name.
Lastly, I think this game should be F2P, it's pretty and all but man does it feel forced. I'd recommend trying Spellbreak if you want to fill that non-FPS Battle Royale itch. I don't really recommend this game's community/socials either, lots of people willing to lose their cool over your negative review on the game.
