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Grand Theft Auto V LegacyGrand Theft Auto V Legacy
This review took me almost 2 years to write and was delayed 3 times.
11556 votes funny
This review took me almost 2 years to write and was delayed 3 times.
11556 votes funny
Created my character, went and bought a mask, robbed a store with a pistol that had no ammo, store clerk noticed gun was empty and shot me several times, then I went home and played GTA, and it was pretty great. 11/10
10129 votes funny
Michael can play tennis. Trevor can play tennis. Franklin can't. 10/10 Racism
6313 votes funny
PS3 & XBOX360 Thanks for Alpha Testing. Xbox One & PS4 Thanks for Beta Testing.
5774 votes funny
The result of console peasants beta testing. 11/10 would wait two years again.
5041 votes funny
The loading screen is my favourite part.
4972 votes funny
You ban our mods, we ban your income.
4405 votes funny
Shoutout to the console peasants for beta testing this game.
4089 votes funny
If you have friends, this is a great game to play with them. If you don't have any friends, this is a great game to play alone. If you don't have the game to play, get the money for it. If you don't have the money for it, get a job. If you don't have a job, rob the bank. If you get arrested robbing the bank, at least you tried. Its on 9GAG http://9gag.com/gag/agqG7jn/15-steam-reviews-that-are-hilariously-honest 7th review. Thanks guys!
3029 votes funny
My day so far: - Walked around the streets. - Saw a car I liked - Stole the car - Drove around like a crazy person killing people - Police started to chase me - Killed the police - Managed to shake the police - Started to become night - Saw a hooker and honked the horn - - Went back home - Decided to play GTA 5
2999 votes funny
Ruined my aim in csgo. 11/10 Would derank again
2965 votes funny
Drove over a hooker and she got stuck on my windshield and we went on an adventure. 10/10
2818 votes funny
I would like to thank all the Console gamers who beta-tested for the PC version of GTA V.
2705 votes funny
First person I met online gave me a ride to the strip club and gave me money for a lap dance. We are now best friends.
2334 votes funny
10/10 Would sell csgo skins again
2047 votes funny
So I went and robbed a store, killed a few cops and eventually arrivied home. By then, the GTA 5 loading screen was over and I could play the game.
2017 votes funny
The first thing I read was a tooltip telling me to call a contact called "Blimp". I did this. I ended up hiring a blimp. I didn't know how to fly, so I accidentally flew into controlled airspace. I was getting shot down, so bailed out assuming I'd have a parachute. I didn't have one. I landed in the ocean and survived. I didn't know how to swim. I drowned. Playing fetch with my dog Chop. Threw the ball at a pedestrian to see what would happen. Pedestrian gets pissed, but I accidentally pull out my shotgun. Pedestrian runs away in fear. Suddenly my dog decides to chase him down and maul him. The pedestrian dies. Go back to playing fetch. 2 minutes later an ambulance arrives for the mauled guy, runs over Chop. Karma is a bitch :'( I love this game. More seriously though: I've played every GTA since 3, and they've all been fun but only for a short amount of time. I only did missions for the sake of progress and to get new stuff. I never cared really. Not the case with 5 at all. I haven't come across a single thing that I can point at and say "that's not good". The depth and attention to detail with every single thing is incredible. The character switching really keeps the singleplayer fresh too. Every feature/facet/minigame feels equally or more detailed than games that focus on those specific things alone.
1932 votes funny
Loading Simulator 2015.
1770 votes funny
My GTA V Online Experience: >after a long day at work i feel like playing GTA Online >takes car out of garage >gets killed by hacker >respawns and gets killed again >finds new server >gets car out of garage >hacker teleports inside my car >changes the colour from black to yellow >dissapears and blows my car up >finds new server >drives car for 5 minutes >gta closes unexpectedly >tries to re connect to rockstar >rockstar is unavailable at this time >tries to connect two days later >plays gta online >starts to rob a store >hacker teleports to me and kills me >respawns and tries to rob another store >hacker kills everyone on server >gta closes unexpectedly >ragequit >uninstall.
1643 votes funny
┻┳| ┳┻| _ ┻┳| •.•) Rockstar, Are The Hackers Gone? ┳┻|⊂ノ ┻┳| /﹋\ (҂`_´) -AH HELL NO! GO BACK INSIDE! <,︻╦╤─ ҉ /﹋\
1590 votes funny
The first thing I did was go to the strip club in first person view ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
1451 votes funny
This version of the game serves as a glorious testament to the incredible power of the PC Master Race.
1382 votes funny
First person I met didn't shoot me in the face. 10/10 Would trust the PC Community Again
1306 votes funny
I bought this game yesterday but then epic games released it for free today
1300 votes funny
Pros: - No Roman Cons: - Lamar

11/10

1295 votes funny

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