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The Africa update took all of my money and left me with no food. I geuss it's pretty realistic?
3325 votes funny
The Africa update took all of my money and left me with no food. I geuss it's pretty realistic?
3325 votes funny
It's just like real life! You have to pay to be a female.
2680 votes funny
WarFace Strategies: See an enemy player: Slide! See a Sniper: Slide! See an Enemy Tank: Slide! See a Meteor: Slide! See an enemy medic: Slide! See a Deer: Slide! Did you shoot Willy yet?: Slide! See a guy Sliding: Wait for the death screen
2636 votes funny
The only thing that didn't have micro-transactions was the uninstall. 10/10.
2248 votes funny
EA would be proud.
1901 votes funny
i liked the part when i uninstalled this game
1685 votes funny
Amazing unistalling simulator
1465 votes funny
I decided to work out during the loading times for this game. I am now as buff as arnold when he was in his prime.
1453 votes funny
"Best Uninstalling Simulator Ever !"- IGN
979 votes funny
Fun to uninstall
789 votes funny
Around every corner is a micro transaction.
590 votes funny
Coordinate with teammates to win; "bruhwichbuttonshootsgfuckthisfackhacker!ASD@!WDA@!" Strategically place yourself to line enemies up in a chokepoint; nevermind the map is smaller than a 7/11 bathroom so no chokepoints. Play normally; given a fantastic stock airsoft gun. Upgrade your gear: an iphone without a case lasts longer than the guns without a premium account. Pay to Play: Someone else has a bigger wallet. Throw Grenade: all 15 players also discover this amazing ability, lags and messes up your game. Run around blindly: dead. Snipe: dead. Move with caution: dead. Flank: dead. Go prone: dead. Slide around the map on your ass shooting blindly: +10 kills. Uninstall the game: Victory
585 votes funny
Sliding Simulator 2015. 10/10 Would get killed by sliding enemy again.
528 votes funny
The 1939 Invasion of Poland was more balanced than this.
466 votes funny
This game has become more pay to w- You may unlock the rest of this review by purchasing the WARFACE REVIEW DLC
402 votes funny
not giving 10/10 until its sponsered by mountan doo and dortios
354 votes funny
I tried the sliding feature and i end up sliding into a wall and finding myself in the middle of the enitre enemy team. 10/10 would slide again.
341 votes funny
my favorite anime is cory in the house
315 votes funny
female models have b00b physics.
268 votes funny
This game was free, Yet I still feel I want my money back
241 votes funny
play csgo
220 votes funny
game sucks pay to win as shit, but if you're looking for an outstanding pie recipe you've come to the right place. Ingredients: 1. 6 tablespoons unsalted butter 2. 1/2 cup white sugar 3. 1/2 cup brown sugar 4. 1/4 cup water 5. 1/4 teaspoon cinnamon 6. 1 pinch salt 7. 5 apples - peeled, cored and sliced 8. 1 pastry for double-crust pie Directions: 1. Preheat oven to 425 degrees F (220 degrees C). 2. Combine butter, white sugar, brown sugar, water, cinnamon, and salt in a saucepan over medium heat. Bring to a boil, remove from heat and set aside. 3. Roll out half the pastry to fit a 9-inch pie plate. Place bottom crust in pie plate; pour in apple slices. 4. Roll out top crust into a 10-inch circle. Cut into 8 (1-inch) wide strips with a sharp paring knife or pastry wheel. Weave the pastry strips, one at a time, into a lattice pattern. Fold the ends of the lattice strips under the edge of the bottom crust and crimp to seal. 5. Pour butter-sugar mixture over top of pie, coating the lattice, and allowing any remaining sauce to drizzle through the crust. 6. Bake in the preheated oven for 15 minutes. Reduce heat to 350 degrees F (175 degrees C), and bake until the crust is golden brown, the caramel on the top crust is set, and the apple filling is bubbling, 35 to 40 more minutes. Allow to cool completely before slicing.
204 votes funny
You don't need to play this game for long to realize that all of the gameplay just maks it seem like another COD clone that gets boring very fast. So let's just make this review short and say it's COD with more microtransactions.
200 votes funny
plays S.T.A.L.K.E.R Watches Life of Boris Sees Chernobyls Install Imediatley
184 votes funny
Before I played Warface i had a small penis, no girlfriend and no brains to use. None of these things have changed, so i have no idea if this game is any good
175 votes funny

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