SteamCritique
Quiz
🌐 English
Don't Starve TogetherDon't Starve Together
Hop on first server I see. Pick Wilson. Greet new friends and ask what the plan is. Just starting to build camp and get set up. I notice the camp is in the middle of a big forest. I point this out and helpfully comment on how wrong things go if a fire got out of control. "Perhaps we should relocate for the sake of safety?" "Lol don't be such a baby, make your own camp if you dont like it!" "Fine I will make my own camp! with Blackjack and Hookers! and It'll be better!" Proceed to make own camp with afformentioned Blackjack and Hookers. Few days pass. Come back home after a hard days foraging to find all my Items have been nicked. I am now royally screwed, all my materials, tools ect. gone. I know it was them. An evil plan for revenge hatches in my mind. Wait till night time. sneak over to other camp with torch in hand. Thefoolssuspectnothing.jpg They still havent removed most of the trees around their camp. Set fire to one tree. Next tree catches fire. Whole forest ablaze in a matter seconds. They all either burn to death or are torn apart by the beasts in the dark as they flee in panic. Retrieve stolen items and also pillage corpses. I am now the king of this world and none can oppose me. Feels good man. Bask in my victory for a while. "Server connection timed out" And thus was the downfall of King Wilson the terrible. 11/10 Would Commit Virtual Arson again.
3289 votes funny
Hop on first server I see. Pick Wilson. Greet new friends and ask what the plan is. Just starting to build camp and get set up. I notice the camp is in the middle of a big forest. I point this out and helpfully comment on how wrong things go if a fire got out of control. "Perhaps we should relocate for the sake of safety?" "Lol don't be such a baby, make your own camp if you dont like it!" "Fine I will make my own camp! with Blackjack and Hookers! and It'll be better!" Proceed to make own camp with afformentioned Blackjack and Hookers. Few days pass. Come back home after a hard days foraging to find all my Items have been nicked. I am now royally screwed, all my materials, tools ect. gone. I know it was them. An evil plan for revenge hatches in my mind. Wait till night time. sneak over to other camp with torch in hand. Thefoolssuspectnothing.jpg They still havent removed most of the trees around their camp. Set fire to one tree. Next tree catches fire. Whole forest ablaze in a matter seconds. They all either burn to death or are torn apart by the beasts in the dark as they flee in panic. Retrieve stolen items and also pillage corpses. I am now the king of this world and none can oppose me. Feels good man. Bask in my victory for a while. "Server connection timed out" And thus was the downfall of King Wilson the terrible. 11/10 Would Commit Virtual Arson again.
3289 votes funny
I don't know what went wrong during development, but this is not a game. This is a time machine that warps you to 3am.
1761 votes funny
I joined a server as Willow without knowing it was some weird, gay Wilson orgy. They kicked me for being the only woman there. I burnt down their base. 10/10 would fight for feminism again.
1503 votes funny
Played with a friend. Got a good base. Survived and thrived for 20 days. Winter came. Convinced the friend to go and get honey. He died. 10/10 Would send him to his death again.
1316 votes funny
*makes a tree farm* *one tree that happens to be evil sprouts legs and murders me and my friends* why son i grew you I MADE YOU
1297 votes funny
Day 1: Built a fire Day 2: Died in the darkness Day 3: As a ghost, woke a tree guardian Day 4: Friend brings me back to life Day 5: Killed by tree guardian Day 6: As a ghost, burnt down entire forest Day 7: Friend went insane both in-game and irl Today I lost a friend, but I didn't starve...
1046 votes funny
I join my first game as a robot. Day 6, everything is going fine, we all made a sweet camp. Same day, it's a full moon, so I can just walk around in the moonlight. I see some weird sleeping monster. I decide to hit him. It was a goat. Instant killed. I float back to the base as a robo-ghost. My friends are pretty busy atm, I don't know what to do, so I just start haunting some stuff around. I accidentaly set the camp on fire. We loose a lot of stuff. Everyone gets mad at me on Skype. I gently float away from the camp in shame. 10/10 would burn the place down again.
861 votes funny
Day 2:Found a herd of Beefalo Day 7:Hounds came kicked my ass but the Beefalo saved me Day 8:Turned into mating season Beefalo suddenly hated me Day 37:Survived winter from Beefalo wool and made friends with Beefalo Day 57:Misclicked on a Beefalo and they all killed me 10/10 Would misclick again
827 votes funny
Don't be that guy who "accidentally" sets all the berry bushes on fire. My friend was that guy. We aren't friends anymore. 10/10 Play alone.
793 votes funny
An interesting new twist on the original Don't Starve, it now proves to be quite a challenge. New features include: -Twice as many mouths to feed -People who eat their scarce rations without first cooking it -People who sit at home base and squawk for food like a baby bird to its mother -People who don't wear armour expecting to dodge every attack like an anime character -The ghosts of said people, draining everybody's sanity both in-game and real life -Terribly organised bases -Terribly organised chests -Stuff thrown everywhere by people who just plain despise organisation -People who draw treeguards into our designated tree farm -People who try to tank hounds -People who try to tank tentacles -People who try to tank ANYTHING -People who wander off and then scream when they get lost -People who wander off because they saw a "Truffala tree" (I'm looking at you, Jonah) -Twice the map sizes -Twice the treeguards -Twice the hounds -Twice the spiders -And most importantly, twice the starving to death And I loved every single minute of it.
760 votes funny
Awesome game. My ex gave me this game. We used to starve together, but now I starve alone. :'(
718 votes funny
Had many friends, Got a base, made food, built cooking pot. Winter came, Friends starved. I have no more friends.
693 votes funny
Learn to hate your friends simulator 111/10
692 votes funny
Nothing is more satisfying than minding your own business (be it cooking or mining) and having your friend start screaming over Skype and have a death message pop up at the top of your screen.
664 votes funny
Don't buy this game. >Buy 4-pack instead >Gift 3 copies to your friends >Start the game >They are very bad >Die! >Start another world >They are still bad >After 3 weeks >Block friends >Join random server >Play. You will never get bored in this game! EDIT: 2021 I'm not bored of it.... EDIT: 2023 I'm not bored of it ...still...
530 votes funny
will destroy friendships but its ok
511 votes funny
Don't starve together. Eat your friend and starve alone.
492 votes funny
Stole a garland made friend turn into beaver eating all the walls exposing stuff to walls no protection everyone died 10/10
417 votes funny
i liked the parts where i wasn't dying of starvation but did not like the parts where i was dying of everything else
401 votes funny
Took a Tallbird egg; its mother chased me for 2 days before it brutally murdered me. I've yet to last longer than three days. 10/10 would Grand Theft Egg again.
392 votes funny
I love this game, it's incredibly fun to play with my friends when they're online. Recently however i've been permanently banned from the DST community hub just for voicing my opinion about this toxic community. Let me state this clearly though, as some people have not gotten the memo yet. IF YOU PLAN ON PLAYING THIS WITH FRIENDS AND ONLY FRIENDS, DO NOT BOTHER WITH THIS REVIEW. PLEASE BUY THE GAME, YOU'LL THANK ME LATER

#1: Furries

These "people" upload as much furry content to the workshop as they can. At least 50% of custom characters uploaded the Steam Workshop are these "fursonas" or whatnot. These bipolar toddlers are god-damned disturbing as well. I recall once joining a server with said characters and seeing something along "ohmygodddd it looks so hot XD" in the chat, no I am not exaggerating. Say anything that these neglected kids have a differentiating opinion on and they'll introduce you to their fast typing skills of "stfu" or the classic "YOU JUST CAN'T APPRECIATE THE FURRY COMMUNITY FAG". Furthermore, I posted this picture to the community hub: http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/366zzf (Furries everywhere) Within half a week I was permanently banned from posting anything to the DST hub. And when I investigated by looking in the page source (They mods never specified why I was banned in the first place, funny) I found that I was banned for "Offensive content and Spamming". Neither of which is valid in any way at all. Most of the Furrys had the nerve to go on my profile and report a bunch of my other content. They managed to team up to take down all my Payday 2 posts, one of which had around 1,200 likes and was on the top Steam posts for about a week. To this day, a -year and a half- two years later my privileges are revoked on both hubs. Thanks, assholes.

#2: Kids

I'm fine with kids playing games, i'm going to clear that up right now. But when you have 7-9 year olds playing online, always asking you for "flint pls" or spamming "xD" in the chat it admittedly gets annoying after awhile. (Thanks the Klei for not adding voice chat I haven't gone completeky insane from these kids.) This is fine however as they usually keep to themselves or just tag along with a friend, but usually this is not the case. Don't expect to come across any kids with respect for you or anyone. They also like to follow you around and steal your loot, that's cool too.

#3: Griefers

Remember that game Minecraft? Well, in that game the multiplayer servers had 'Griefers'. These people would go around and purposely destroy other peoples creations. But in this, these people will play as the character Willow who starts off with a lighter, they will then go around and set everything on fire making most servers unplayable knowing that all the resources have been destroyed. Unless the existing players have some sort of plant and tree seeds stored away, the server becomes unplayable as it has no wood or food. This happens to most servers without some sort of anti-grief feature. Luckily, more servers are adopting new anti grief mods. So this isn't too much to worry about.

#4: Stupid people in general

I'm not saying everyone is, but a good majority of people in the community are. From ingame people asking all the time "how 2 I get wood?/", and the community putting useless guides and discussions in the community, it's damn annoying. To start off, ingame you're most likely to come acroos flat out stupid players. For example, this one time I found a pig village (An uncommon group of buildings that are accompanied by lots of food) I ran about 5 minutes to get to it, and I found a lot of berries enough to last me a few days. I then grab the berries and start walking away. Sooner or later come across the owner of the server and he said to me, (and trust me these were just about his exact words) "wow you just took my berries" Banned from the server, why? Because I took "his" berries. This was on an open public server. This is an uncommon example, but i feel like this game appeals to "that" demographic of kids, y'know? Like the Roblox/Minecraft/Unturned kids. Extrememly toxic and malicious kids. And the Steam community is much worse. If you go on the DST Community Hub right now, you'll see many Guides and Discussions made by little kids who don't know what the term "proper english" means. To be completely honest I could write a book longer than the entite Hunger Games book trilogy complaining about how damned this community is. Take a look for yourself, you'll see what I mean. There's my rant about why this community is horrible. If you're a decent human being who; doesn't jerk off to animals, you're over 12, nice to people, and has actually had an education. You should pat yourself on the back, god thanks you. But still avoid this game. (I'm guessing everyone's going to flag this for "offesive content and spam", right?) Edit: 08/24/16 Day 568, people are still getting pissy. Edit: 01/14/17 Day 721, people are STILL pissy. Still banned. Edit: 08/31/21 leave me alone
358 votes funny
Nobody will read my review, so I'll just say I'm gay
339 votes funny
*Friend dies* I try to save him I craft the item I needed to do this... I died because I crafted that item... 9/10
334 votes funny
Friend starved first. Then I starved some time later. Didn't starve together. Mission accomplished.
333 votes funny
meh it's alright
328 votes funny

Top 100

  • Black Myth: Wukong
  • Lethal Company
  • Call of Duty: Modern Warfare II
  • EA SPORTS FIFA 23
  • Palworld
  • Lost Ark
  • Battlefield 2042
  • 鬼谷八荒 Tale of Immortal
  • Sons Of The Forest
  • ELDEN RING
  • Halo Infinite
  • Battlefield V
  • The Sims 4
  • NARAKA: BLADEPOINT
  • Red Dead Redemption 2
  • Apex Legends
  • Fall Guys: Ultimate Knockout
  • Cyberpunk 2077
  • NBA 2K20
  • Baldur's Gate 3
  • Destiny 2
  • New World: Aeternum
  • Hogwarts Legacy
  • Among Us
  • Grand Theft Auto IV: Complete Edition
  • Last Epoch
  • Valheim
  • Sekiro: Shadows Die Twice - GOTY Edition
  • Ring of Elysium
  • Phasmophobia
  • Raft
  • Risk of Rain 2
  • Hunt: Showdown 1896
  • Monster Hunter: World
  • PUBG: BATTLEGROUNDS
  • HELLDIVERS 2
  • World of Warships
  • Black Squad
  • Life is Strange 2
  • Satisfactory
  • Human Fall Flat
  • World of Tanks Blitz
  • Paladins
  • VRChat
  • Z1 Battle Royale
  • Wallpaper Engine
  • Street Warriors Online
  • Stardew Valley
  • SMITE
  • Dead by Daylight
  • Fallout 4
  • Hollow Knight
  • Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six Siege
  • ARK: Survival Evolved
  • Don't Starve Together
  • Geometry Dash
  • Unturned
  • Trove
  • Robocraft
  • The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt
  • Brawlhalla
  • Sid Meier’s Civilization VI
  • No Man's Sky
  • Serena
  • Grand Theft Auto V
  • Mount & Blade II: Bannerlord
  • Cities: Skylines
  • Rocket League
  • Rust
  • 7 Days to Die
  • The Binding of Isaac: Rebirth
  • The Forest
  • Dying Light
  • Path of Exile
  • War Thunder
  • Warframe
  • Heroes & Generals
  • Euro Truck Simulator 2
  • DayZ
  • Grim Dawn
  • PAYDAY 2
  • Castle Crashers
  • Project Zomboid
  • Arma 3
  • Terraria
  • The Tiny Bang Story
  • Sid Meier's Civilization V
  • Garry's Mod
  • Counter-Strike: Global Offensive
  • Portal 2
  • Dota 2
  • Left 4 Dead 2
  • Team Fortress 2
  • Half-Life 2: Lost Coast
  • Half-Life 2: Deathmatch
  • Counter-Strike: Source
  • Half-Life 2
  • Half-Life
  • Ricochet
  • Counter-Strike

Specials

  • Counter-Strike 2
  • DOOM: The Dark Ages
  • Schedule I
  • Clair Obscur: Expedition 33
  • Marvel Rivals
  • The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion Remastered
  • HELLDIVERS™ 2
  • R.E.P.O.
  • Destiny 2
  • Stellaris
  • Warframe
  • Dead by Daylight
  • Cyberpunk 2077
  • Apex Legends™
  • Baldur's Gate 3
  • The Elder Scrolls® Online
  • Rust
  • NBA 2K25
  • Drive Beyond Horizons
  • War Thunder
  • Limbus Company
  • Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six® Siege
  • Kingdom Come: Deliverance II
  • PUBG: BATTLEGROUNDS
  • Once Human
  • The Sims™ 4
  • THRONE AND LIBERTY
  • The Precinct
  • Path of Exile 2
  • ELDEN RING

Top Sellers

  • DOOM: The Dark Ages
  • Counter-Strike 2
  • HELLDIVERS™ 2
  • Clair Obscur: Expedition 33
  • Marvel Rivals
  • Stellar Blade™
  • Limbus Company
  • The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion Remastered
  • Schedule I
  • Destiny 2
  • The Precinct
  • ELDEN RING NIGHTREIGN
  • Stellaris
  • Dead by Daylight
  • Cyberpunk 2077
  • Apex Legends™
  • Warframe
  • The Elder Scrolls® Online
  • Cubic Odyssey
  • R.E.P.O.
  • PUBG: BATTLEGROUNDS
  • NBA 2K25
  • Dune: Awakening
  • Drive Beyond Horizons
  • War Thunder
  • Baldur's Gate 3
  • Capcom Fighting Collection 2
  • Kingdom Come: Deliverance II
  • The Sims™ 4

Featured

  • ELDEN RING NIGHTREIGN - Deluxe Upgrade Pack
  • ELDEN RING NIGHTREIGN
  • SAEKO: Giantess Dating Sim
  • CraftCraft: Fantasy Merchant Simulator
  • Car Dealer Simulator
  • Call of Duty®: Black Ops 6 - BlackCell (Season 04)
  • Union of Gnomes
  • Dragon Song Tavern: Cozy & Adventurous
  • Nice Day for Fishing
  • SKETCHY MASSAGE
  • Guilty as Sock!
  • Kabuto Park
  • My Bimbo Dream - Season 1
  • 9 Kings
  • Duck Detective: The Ghost of Glamping
  • Windward Horizon
  • LISC - Season 1
  • Blacksmith Master
  • Haste
  • Cattle Country
  • Snacko