Needs Jesus update.

This game helped me learn how to pronounce ''Xbalanque'' 10/10

Step 1: "Play one match of SMITE" Step 2: "Uninstall League of Legends" Step 3: "Go back to playing Smite" "10/10 would uninstall League again."

if this game would be a pineapple, it would be a good pineapple.

add jesus already

Each skin released for Apollo has progressively tighter pants. 10/10 would watch the booty go pow

this game helped me pass my mythology class

Instead of graduating medical school i spent the equivalent time playing this game. Graduate medical school instead it pays better

It's so fun that I forget to stare at Neith's boobs. 69/10.

9/10 when they add jesus, 11/10. -God 2015

Like LoL, but fun ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

There's Australian servers.

In a world, where the strongest and most powerful Gods and Godesses from long forgotten ancient pantheons come together for an all-out battle... ...Only to be outmatched by a singular demigod. There is no salvation. There is no hope. There is only one. Hercules...

I HAD A LIFE.

The more gods that come out the more hentai you can find online.

Spent most of the time trying to peek under Aphrodite's clothes than playing the game. 3/2 Would get blue balls again

For the last 3 years I've been told to get cancer, aids and commit suicide pretty much every day. Didn't stop me from playing SMITE. 9/10 And apparently my mum is a whore.

0/10 No Mormon Jesus

Farewell Smite 1. Played a lot of this game throughout the years and for a majority of the time, I was having a blast playing. It is such a shame to say goodbye to the game where I had forged many friendships, its has been a good run and i'll cherish all of the memories... But! Don't get me this version is still okay to play now (as of January 2025)- but its successor, Smite 2, is starting to run while the old man sleeps. Its only a matter of time. VVGL VVGF VVGB Stay godlike.

The MOBA for people who don't like MOBAs.

where's jesus?

I was only 14 years old I loved Smite so much, I had all the skins and voicepacks I pray to hirez every night before bed, thanking them for the game they have made. “Smite is love” I say. “Smite is life” My dad hears me and calls me a nerd I knew he was just jealous of my obsession to smite I called him a fat kumbha He shuts off my computer and sends me to go to sleep Im crying now, and my face hurts I lay in bed and its as cold as ymir’s freeze An icy breeze moves towards me I feel something touch me Its Ymir I am so happy He whispers into my ear “This is my lane” He grabs my laptop with his powerful glacier hands and opens up smite I’m ready I go into a conquest queue for Ymir He changes it to league The league matchmaking sucks, but i do it for Ymir I start tearing as I see Zapman on the other team I autoban all adc’s I want to please Ymir He roars a mighty roar as he sees Arachne as jungle My dad walks in as the game starts Ymir looks him straight in the eyes and says. “Ymir is here” Ymir leaves through my window Smite is love, Smite is Life

Pros: Isn't made by Riot Games Isn't League of Legends Devs won't ban you for telling someone to stop feeding 20/10 Best Game ever

This took me away from csgo, it must be good then.

ISIS is pretty cool afterall.