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Project ZomboidProject Zomboid
Day 1; Morning; A zombie broke through the window. Managed to take it out. Still, this house in not safe. There are too many dead around and I only have 1 golfstick. Midday; Went inside a house and was shocked to find 2 zombies occupying it. My golfstick broke during the fight. Took them out with my bare hands but only barely. No scratches or bites, thank God. Still no sign of a weapon. Evening; I need to sleep but how can I when I constantly hear the dead outside and no weapon to defend myself. If they break inside the house during the night I will be helpless. Still, I need to try and get some rest if I want to survive this. If anyone reads this it means I didn't make it. I pray to God you are more lucky.
6 votes funny
Day 1; Morning; A zombie broke through the window. Managed to take it out. Still, this house in not safe. There are too many dead around and I only have 1 golfstick. Midday; Went inside a house and was shocked to find 2 zombies occupying it. My golfstick broke during the fight. Took them out with my bare hands but only barely. No scratches or bites, thank God. Still no sign of a weapon. Evening; I need to sleep but how can I when I constantly hear the dead outside and no weapon to defend myself. If they break inside the house during the night I will be helpless. Still, I need to try and get some rest if I want to survive this. If anyone reads this it means I didn't make it. I pray to God you are more lucky.
6 votes funny
no sex with zombies (still no sex)
5 votes funny
First run-through started promising! Found an axe within minutes, covered all the windows of my own house and plenty of food to keep a low profile for a week. The Z's were no match for the ultimate survivor, namely ME. Until I forgot to turn off the oven at night and my house burned down, killing me in my sleep. 10/10
5 votes funny
I have played it for a little bit and think it looks quite promising. Might try it a little more
2 votes funny
Incredible game, Sadly you cant have sex with the zombies
2 votes funny
if i could, i'd f*ck the corpses
1 votes funny
I wake up my neck hurt 10 minutes later im death Great game 10 out of 10
1 votes funny
I mean i kinda like the game ig
1 votes funny
fcking kut game
1 votes funny
I died in my 10 hour run amazing
1 votes funny
Don't drink bleach or do I don't care.
1 votes funny
+ Killing - My skills
1 votes funny
Holy shit this game is brutal and it doesn't hold my hand. :O I like it when a game treats me like a adult.
1 votes funny
Played this < 2013 in EA: Game crashed Played this in 2023: Game crashes twice in tutorial and crashes in sandbox. Uninstalled.
1 votes funny
Killed hundreds of zombies but died because of a burnt sausage. Totally would recommend
1 votes funny
Survive zombie attack in base gather zombies in pile make molotov to burn them, spend 20 minutes figuring out how to trow them fire spreads house gone
1 votes funny
10/10 would get my groin eaten again
1 votes funny
Very cool game yes! I like da game but i am too dumb
1 votes funny
If you have not played this game yet. Youre missing something in youre live. This is a bloody funny survival game. You just need to buy this.
1 votes funny
I just like this game XD expect to die, a lot.
1 votes funny
10/10 would play and ragequit again.
1 votes funny
GOT BITTEN BY A ZOMBIE NUMEROUS OF TIMES AND IT KINDA TURNS ME ON SO I KEEP PLAYING UNTIL I MAKE ANOTHER FEMALE CHARACTER AND JERK OFF TO IT 5 TIMES A DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
1 votes funny
whomp whomp this is how I died
1 votes funny
THE BEST ZOMBIE SURVIVAL SIMULATOR OUT THERE EVER. BUY RIGHT NOW, YOU WILL NOT REGRET
1 votes funny
Well I guess I've played this enough to know where I stand with it, buy it, just freakin buy it already. I've been with zomboid since before steam and I can say this, it just gets better every month, literally. Now if you're one of those people that needs npc's so badly you lash out at your fellow humans you're in luck there's a mod, well 2 but that's beside the point, called super survivors, it's great it works and the creator is a master at his craft. Anyways just buy it, look it up its one of the most realistic immersive zombie apocalypse survival games in existence, hands down. -Minnigin
1 votes funny

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