Project Zomboid
Feb 5, 2015
Feb 5, 2015
Nov 5, 2022
Oct 23, 2015
Sep 15, 2025
Aug 25, 2025
Feb 10, 2023
Sep 14, 2025
Nov 30, 2024
Oct 22, 2024
Jul 28, 2024
Jun 20, 2024
Jan 28, 2024
Aug 15, 2023
Apr 22, 2023
Apr 11, 2023
Jan 29, 2023
Jan 16, 2023
Jan 15, 2023
Dec 28, 2022
Mar 22, 2022
Jan 31, 2022
Jan 3, 2022
Nov 27, 2021
Aug 20, 2021
Aug 20, 2021

76561198060863711
Recommended48 hrs played (45 hrs at review)
Day 1;
Morning;
A zombie broke through the window. Managed to take it out. Still, this house in not safe. There are too many dead around and I only have 1 golfstick.
Midday;
Went inside a house and was shocked to find 2 zombies occupying it. My golfstick broke during the fight. Took them out with my bare hands but only barely. No scratches or bites, thank God. Still no sign of a weapon.
Evening;
I need to sleep but how can I when I constantly hear the dead outside and no weapon to defend myself. If they break inside the house during the night I will be helpless. Still, I need to try and get some rest if I want to survive this.
If anyone reads this it means I didn't make it. I pray to God you are more lucky.
6 votes funny
76561198060863711
Recommended48 hrs played (45 hrs at review)
Day 1;
Morning;
A zombie broke through the window. Managed to take it out. Still, this house in not safe. There are too many dead around and I only have 1 golfstick.
Midday;
Went inside a house and was shocked to find 2 zombies occupying it. My golfstick broke during the fight. Took them out with my bare hands but only barely. No scratches or bites, thank God. Still no sign of a weapon.
Evening;
I need to sleep but how can I when I constantly hear the dead outside and no weapon to defend myself. If they break inside the house during the night I will be helpless. Still, I need to try and get some rest if I want to survive this.
If anyone reads this it means I didn't make it. I pray to God you are more lucky.
6 votes funny
76561199053428028
Not Recommended268 hrs played (12 hrs at review)
no sex with zombies (still no sex)
5 votes funny
76561197998162268
Recommended18 hrs played (9 hrs at review)
First run-through started promising! Found an axe within minutes, covered all the windows of my own house and plenty of food to keep a low profile for a week. The Z's were no match for the ultimate survivor, namely ME.
Until I forgot to turn off the oven at night and my house burned down, killing me in my sleep.
10/10
5 votes funny
76561198033179171
Recommended1625 hrs played (1467 hrs at review)
I have played it for a little bit and think it looks quite promising. Might try it a little more
2 votes funny
76561199103573921
Not Recommended7 hrs played (7 hrs at review)
dog shit game doesnt work no mod support +7 hours of time trying to install mods 0 hours of actual in game time. Would not recommend
3 votes funny
76561199025566800
Recommended193 hrs played (102 hrs at review)
Incredible game, Sadly you cant have sex with the zombies
2 votes funny
76561199581180041
Not Recommended24 hrs played (23 hrs at review)
Died tragicly
1 votes funny
76561198291205969
Recommended183 hrs played (14 hrs at review)
if i could, i'd f*ck the corpses
1 votes funny
76561198991645675
Recommended226 hrs played (200 hrs at review)
I wake up
my neck hurt
10 minutes later im death
Great game 10 out of 10
1 votes funny
76561199094951755
Not Recommended1169 hrs played (948 hrs at review)
I mean i kinda like the game ig
1 votes funny
76561199376426772
Not Recommended20 hrs played (15 hrs at review)
fcking kut game
1 votes funny
76561199487023777
Recommended249 hrs played (64 hrs at review)
I died in my 10 hour run amazing
1 votes funny
76561199131723489
Recommended99 hrs played (86 hrs at review)
Don't drink bleach or do I don't care.
1 votes funny
76561199088722252
Recommended152 hrs played (6 hrs at review)
+ Killing
- My skills
1 votes funny
76561198078722558
Recommended112 hrs played (70 hrs at review)
Holy shit this game is brutal and it doesn't hold my hand. :O
I like it when a game treats me like a adult.
1 votes funny
76561198012054890
Not Recommended2 hrs played
Played this < 2013 in EA: Game crashed
Played this in 2023: Game crashes twice in tutorial and crashes in sandbox.
Uninstalled.
1 votes funny
76561199176681311
Recommended380 hrs played (45 hrs at review)
Killed hundreds of zombies but died because of a burnt sausage. Totally would recommend
1 votes funny
76561197970865121
Recommended249 hrs played (69 hrs at review)
Survive zombie attack in base
gather zombies in pile
make molotov to burn them, spend 20 minutes figuring out how to trow them
fire spreads
house gone
1 votes funny
76561199222798719
Recommended117 hrs played (26 hrs at review)
10/10 would get my groin eaten again
1 votes funny
76561198853582352
Recommended11 hrs played (4 hrs at review)
Very cool game yes! I like da game but i am too dumb
1 votes funny
76561199012876604
Recommended200 hrs played (44 hrs at review)
If you have not played this game yet. Youre missing something in youre live. This is a bloody funny survival game. You just need to buy this.
1 votes funny
76561198055814981
Recommended615 hrs played (31 hrs at review)
I just like this game XD expect to die, a lot.
1 votes funny
76561198055575082
Recommended756 hrs played (504 hrs at review)
10/10 would play and ragequit again.
1 votes funny
76561199104176813
Recommended26 hrs played (8 hrs at review)
GOT BITTEN BY A ZOMBIE NUMEROUS OF TIMES AND IT KINDA TURNS ME ON SO I KEEP PLAYING UNTIL I MAKE ANOTHER FEMALE CHARACTER AND JERK OFF TO IT 5 TIMES A DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
1 votes funny
76561198921231595
Recommended1554 hrs played (259 hrs at review)
whomp whomp
this is how I died
1 votes funny
Project Zomboid
Feb 5, 2015
Feb 5, 2015
Nov 5, 2022
Oct 23, 2015
Sep 15, 2025
Aug 25, 2025
Feb 10, 2023
Sep 14, 2025
Nov 30, 2024
Oct 22, 2024
Jul 28, 2024
Jun 20, 2024
Jan 28, 2024
Aug 15, 2023
Apr 22, 2023
Apr 11, 2023
Jan 29, 2023
Jan 16, 2023
Jan 15, 2023
Dec 28, 2022
Mar 22, 2022
Jan 31, 2022
Jan 3, 2022
Nov 27, 2021
Aug 20, 2021
Aug 20, 2021

76561198060863711
Recommended48 hrs played (45 hrs at review)
Day 1;
Morning;
A zombie broke through the window. Managed to take it out. Still, this house in not safe. There are too many dead around and I only have 1 golfstick.
Midday;
Went inside a house and was shocked to find 2 zombies occupying it. My golfstick broke during the fight. Took them out with my bare hands but only barely. No scratches or bites, thank God. Still no sign of a weapon.
Evening;
I need to sleep but how can I when I constantly hear the dead outside and no weapon to defend myself. If they break inside the house during the night I will be helpless. Still, I need to try and get some rest if I want to survive this.
If anyone reads this it means I didn't make it. I pray to God you are more lucky.
6 votes funny
76561198060863711
Recommended48 hrs played (45 hrs at review)
Day 1;
Morning;
A zombie broke through the window. Managed to take it out. Still, this house in not safe. There are too many dead around and I only have 1 golfstick.
Midday;
Went inside a house and was shocked to find 2 zombies occupying it. My golfstick broke during the fight. Took them out with my bare hands but only barely. No scratches or bites, thank God. Still no sign of a weapon.
Evening;
I need to sleep but how can I when I constantly hear the dead outside and no weapon to defend myself. If they break inside the house during the night I will be helpless. Still, I need to try and get some rest if I want to survive this.
If anyone reads this it means I didn't make it. I pray to God you are more lucky.
6 votes funny
76561199053428028
Not Recommended268 hrs played (12 hrs at review)
no sex with zombies (still no sex)
5 votes funny
76561197998162268
Recommended18 hrs played (9 hrs at review)
First run-through started promising! Found an axe within minutes, covered all the windows of my own house and plenty of food to keep a low profile for a week. The Z's were no match for the ultimate survivor, namely ME.
Until I forgot to turn off the oven at night and my house burned down, killing me in my sleep.
10/10
5 votes funny
76561198033179171
Recommended1625 hrs played (1467 hrs at review)
I have played it for a little bit and think it looks quite promising. Might try it a little more
2 votes funny
76561199103573921
Not Recommended7 hrs played (7 hrs at review)
dog shit game doesnt work no mod support +7 hours of time trying to install mods 0 hours of actual in game time. Would not recommend
3 votes funny
76561199025566800
Recommended193 hrs played (102 hrs at review)
Incredible game, Sadly you cant have sex with the zombies
2 votes funny
76561199581180041
Not Recommended24 hrs played (23 hrs at review)
Died tragicly
1 votes funny
76561198291205969
Recommended183 hrs played (14 hrs at review)
if i could, i'd f*ck the corpses
1 votes funny
76561198991645675
Recommended226 hrs played (200 hrs at review)
I wake up
my neck hurt
10 minutes later im death
Great game 10 out of 10
1 votes funny
76561199094951755
Not Recommended1169 hrs played (948 hrs at review)
I mean i kinda like the game ig
1 votes funny
76561199376426772
Not Recommended20 hrs played (15 hrs at review)
fcking kut game
1 votes funny
76561199487023777
Recommended249 hrs played (64 hrs at review)
I died in my 10 hour run amazing
1 votes funny
76561199131723489
Recommended99 hrs played (86 hrs at review)
Don't drink bleach or do I don't care.
1 votes funny
76561199088722252
Recommended152 hrs played (6 hrs at review)
+ Killing
- My skills
1 votes funny
76561198078722558
Recommended112 hrs played (70 hrs at review)
Holy shit this game is brutal and it doesn't hold my hand. :O
I like it when a game treats me like a adult.
1 votes funny
76561198012054890
Not Recommended2 hrs played
Played this < 2013 in EA: Game crashed
Played this in 2023: Game crashes twice in tutorial and crashes in sandbox.
Uninstalled.
1 votes funny
76561199176681311
Recommended380 hrs played (45 hrs at review)
Killed hundreds of zombies but died because of a burnt sausage. Totally would recommend
1 votes funny
76561197970865121
Recommended249 hrs played (69 hrs at review)
Survive zombie attack in base
gather zombies in pile
make molotov to burn them, spend 20 minutes figuring out how to trow them
fire spreads
house gone
1 votes funny
76561199222798719
Recommended117 hrs played (26 hrs at review)
10/10 would get my groin eaten again
1 votes funny
76561198853582352
Recommended11 hrs played (4 hrs at review)
Very cool game yes! I like da game but i am too dumb
1 votes funny
76561199012876604
Recommended200 hrs played (44 hrs at review)
If you have not played this game yet. Youre missing something in youre live. This is a bloody funny survival game. You just need to buy this.
1 votes funny
76561198055814981
Recommended615 hrs played (31 hrs at review)
I just like this game XD expect to die, a lot.
1 votes funny
76561198055575082
Recommended756 hrs played (504 hrs at review)
10/10 would play and ragequit again.
1 votes funny
76561199104176813
Recommended26 hrs played (8 hrs at review)
GOT BITTEN BY A ZOMBIE NUMEROUS OF TIMES AND IT KINDA TURNS ME ON SO I KEEP PLAYING UNTIL I MAKE ANOTHER FEMALE CHARACTER AND JERK OFF TO IT 5 TIMES A DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
1 votes funny
76561198921231595
Recommended1554 hrs played (259 hrs at review)
whomp whomp
this is how I died
1 votes funny













































































































































