
Counter-Strike 2
Infernal Viper™
Sep 15, 2015
Belastingdienst.nl
Feb 16, 2017
Scheikunde Lessen 2.0
Aug 9, 2015
kawaii_flipflops
Nov 29, 2016

Things I gave to Counter-Strike:
1. Money
2. Time
3. Love
Things Counter-Strike gave me:
1. Arthritis
2. Rage
3, Hatred of Russians,Spanish, and Russians
4. Broken keyboard
5. Broken mouse
6. 9/10 ready
7. Server crashes
8. ♥♥♥♥♥♥ teammates
9. Competitive matches
10. "Ez Pz" spam
12. Multilingual cursing - I guess this is a good thing?
13. Lag
14. Cheaters
15- 64 tick servers
Essentially - CS is a greedy woman, but I love her all the time.
11 / 10 would play again
//Stole this
215 votes funny
https://steamcommunity.com/id/ChristopherGeTRiGhTAlesund/inventory/#730_2_573158343
92 votes funny


Recommended76 hrs played (47 hrs at review)
if this game was a pineapple,
it would be a nice pineapple
91 votes funny
izist way to learn Russia :)))
Blayt
90 votes funny
step 1: get knife
step 2: get nametag
step 3: name knife "nazi slayer 2000"
step 4: name is to long, swear at screen.
step 5: admit to naming nazi slayert.
rate 8/8 would name again.
70 votes funny


Recommended986 hrs played (388 hrs at review)
Counter strike... for around 15 euro you get,
- Screaming Russians
- Screaming Kids
- Finding yourself spending $$$ on skins
- Finding 1000000 scammers
- Stress
so, i will rate this game suicide/10
54 votes funny
i learned to speask fully russian
10/10
44 votes funny
Best way to learn russian 10/10
39 votes funny
u can shoot russians
10/10
20 votes funny


Recommended421 hrs played (157 hrs at review)
My grades before I discovered CSGO around B-
My grades after I discovered CSGO C
I hope this says enough
DO NOT PLAY IT DESTROYS LIVES
Good game silver scrubbie hero
17 votes funny
Good Game
- u dont get mad about this game
- no rage quits
- no bad teams
- people always talk in comp
10/10
16 votes funny
you want to play with russains and hackers this is the best game.
15 votes funny
The ultimate Russian meeting place.
14 votes funny
If your looking for a review on this game you've come to the wrong place, but if your looking for an outstanding pie recipe you've come to the right place.
Ingredients:
1. 6 tablespoons unsalted butter
2. 1/2 cup white sugar
3. 1/2 cup brown sugar
4. 1/4 cup water
5. 1/4 teaspoon cinnamon
6. 1 pinch salt
7. 5 apples - peeled, cored and sliced
8. 1 pastry for double-crust pie
Directions:
1. Preheat oven to 425 degrees F (220 degrees C).
2. Combine butter, white sugar, brown sugar, water, cinnamon, and salt in a saucepan over medium heat. Bring to a boil, remove from heat and set aside.
3. Roll out half the pastry to fit a 9-inch pie plate. Place bottom crust in pie plate; pour in apple slices.
4. Roll out top crust into a 10-inch circle. Cut into 8 (1-inch) wide strips with a sharp paring knife or pastry wheel. Weave the pastry strips, one at a time, into a lattice pattern. Fold the ends of the lattice strips under the edge of the bottom crust and crimp to seal.
5. Pour butter-sugar mixture over top of pie, coating the lattice, and allowing any remaining sauce to drizzle through the crust.
6. Bake in the preheated oven for 15 minutes. Reduce heat to 350 degrees F (175 degrees C), and bake until the crust is golden brown, the caramel on the top crust is set, and the apple filling is bubbling, 35 to 40 more minutes. Allow to cool completely before slicing.
13 votes funny
when u are depressed > csgo
when u wanna die > csgo
when u are happy > csgo
when u wanna get tilted > csgo
when u wanna get mad > csgo
when u want to tilt people > csgo
when u wanna meet hackers > csgo
when u wanna play a free game > csgo
when u are broke > csgo
when u have no life > csgo
when u wanna cry > csgo
when u wanna rush b > csgo
when u wanna meet russians > csgo
when u wanna meet turkish people > csgo
12 votes funny
Ik heb turkis pizza met kaas besteld met groenten en saus bij
Wat kreig ik?
Een leeg pizza opgeroolt zonder kaas sla apart
Vreselijk
11 votes funny


Recommended468 hrs played (409 hrs at review)
Warning, this game can take your time for schoolwork
11 votes funny
Fun unless you get toxic players, ragequiters or Russians that refuse to speak English and rage at you for not understanding Russian >.<
11 votes funny
De euforie spat er van af nadat ik dit videospel heb gespeeld. Ik moest heel gezwind keuzemogelijkheden onderscheiden en toepassen. Ik ben zelf nog de globale elite van het computerspelletje aan het trotseren in de rangorde. Daarnaast vind ik het ook erg behaaglijk, dat ik mijn politieke convictie kan voorleggen aan mijn Russische medemens. Echter kent het spel wel één detriment, de spelverbroddelaars. Hier kan de coöperatie 'Valve' zich wel op occuperen.
Met vriendelijke groet,
Mark Rutte
10 votes funny
Counter-Strike 2
Infernal Viper™
Sep 15, 2015
Belastingdienst.nl
Feb 16, 2017
Scheikunde Lessen 2.0
Aug 9, 2015
kawaii_flipflops
Nov 29, 2016

Things I gave to Counter-Strike:
1. Money
2. Time
3. Love
Things Counter-Strike gave me:
1. Arthritis
2. Rage
3, Hatred of Russians,Spanish, and Russians
4. Broken keyboard
5. Broken mouse
6. 9/10 ready
7. Server crashes
8. ♥♥♥♥♥♥ teammates
9. Competitive matches
10. "Ez Pz" spam
12. Multilingual cursing - I guess this is a good thing?
13. Lag
14. Cheaters
15- 64 tick servers
Essentially - CS is a greedy woman, but I love her all the time.
11 / 10 would play again
//Stole this
215 votes funny
https://steamcommunity.com/id/ChristopherGeTRiGhTAlesund/inventory/#730_2_573158343
92 votes funny


Recommended76 hrs played (47 hrs at review)
if this game was a pineapple,
it would be a nice pineapple
91 votes funny
izist way to learn Russia :)))
Blayt
90 votes funny
step 1: get knife
step 2: get nametag
step 3: name knife "nazi slayer 2000"
step 4: name is to long, swear at screen.
step 5: admit to naming nazi slayert.
rate 8/8 would name again.
70 votes funny


Recommended986 hrs played (388 hrs at review)
Counter strike... for around 15 euro you get,
- Screaming Russians
- Screaming Kids
- Finding yourself spending $$$ on skins
- Finding 1000000 scammers
- Stress
so, i will rate this game suicide/10
54 votes funny
i learned to speask fully russian
10/10
44 votes funny
Best way to learn russian 10/10
39 votes funny
u can shoot russians
10/10
20 votes funny


Recommended421 hrs played (157 hrs at review)
My grades before I discovered CSGO around B-
My grades after I discovered CSGO C
I hope this says enough
DO NOT PLAY IT DESTROYS LIVES
Good game silver scrubbie hero
17 votes funny
Good Game
- u dont get mad about this game
- no rage quits
- no bad teams
- people always talk in comp
10/10
16 votes funny
you want to play with russains and hackers this is the best game.
15 votes funny
The ultimate Russian meeting place.
14 votes funny
If your looking for a review on this game you've come to the wrong place, but if your looking for an outstanding pie recipe you've come to the right place.
Ingredients:
1. 6 tablespoons unsalted butter
2. 1/2 cup white sugar
3. 1/2 cup brown sugar
4. 1/4 cup water
5. 1/4 teaspoon cinnamon
6. 1 pinch salt
7. 5 apples - peeled, cored and sliced
8. 1 pastry for double-crust pie
Directions:
1. Preheat oven to 425 degrees F (220 degrees C).
2. Combine butter, white sugar, brown sugar, water, cinnamon, and salt in a saucepan over medium heat. Bring to a boil, remove from heat and set aside.
3. Roll out half the pastry to fit a 9-inch pie plate. Place bottom crust in pie plate; pour in apple slices.
4. Roll out top crust into a 10-inch circle. Cut into 8 (1-inch) wide strips with a sharp paring knife or pastry wheel. Weave the pastry strips, one at a time, into a lattice pattern. Fold the ends of the lattice strips under the edge of the bottom crust and crimp to seal.
5. Pour butter-sugar mixture over top of pie, coating the lattice, and allowing any remaining sauce to drizzle through the crust.
6. Bake in the preheated oven for 15 minutes. Reduce heat to 350 degrees F (175 degrees C), and bake until the crust is golden brown, the caramel on the top crust is set, and the apple filling is bubbling, 35 to 40 more minutes. Allow to cool completely before slicing.
13 votes funny
when u are depressed > csgo
when u wanna die > csgo
when u are happy > csgo
when u wanna get tilted > csgo
when u wanna get mad > csgo
when u want to tilt people > csgo
when u wanna meet hackers > csgo
when u wanna play a free game > csgo
when u are broke > csgo
when u have no life > csgo
when u wanna cry > csgo
when u wanna rush b > csgo
when u wanna meet russians > csgo
when u wanna meet turkish people > csgo
12 votes funny
Ik heb turkis pizza met kaas besteld met groenten en saus bij
Wat kreig ik?
Een leeg pizza opgeroolt zonder kaas sla apart
Vreselijk
11 votes funny


Recommended468 hrs played (409 hrs at review)
Warning, this game can take your time for schoolwork
11 votes funny
Fun unless you get toxic players, ragequiters or Russians that refuse to speak English and rage at you for not understanding Russian >.<
11 votes funny
De euforie spat er van af nadat ik dit videospel heb gespeeld. Ik moest heel gezwind keuzemogelijkheden onderscheiden en toepassen. Ik ben zelf nog de globale elite van het computerspelletje aan het trotseren in de rangorde. Daarnaast vind ik het ook erg behaaglijk, dat ik mijn politieke convictie kan voorleggen aan mijn Russische medemens. Echter kent het spel wel één detriment, de spelverbroddelaars. Hier kan de coöperatie 'Valve' zich wel op occuperen.
Met vriendelijke groet,
Mark Rutte
10 votes funny