Completely removing my 6 year old "Best community ever" review and editing it to say "One of the worst communities ever"
The game itself is great. A majority of the people you'll play with are not.
> Play as French guy with giant shield
> Storm a room filled with 4 enemies
> Cant do anything but blocking bullets
> Died eventually
> Team lost the round
> I apologized
> Was expecting insults and yells but they instead said to me "Hey, nice cover, sorry we lost"
10/10, hope the community stays that way
How to help ubisoft fix the server problems
Step 1:go to supermarket
Step2:buy 1 kg potatos
Step 3:build a new potato server
Step 4:Sent it to ubisoft
Step 5:wait for ubi respond and upgrade their potato server
Step 1: Pick Fuze
Step 2: Place cluster charge onto hostage room door
Step 3: Prepare to make Mother Russia proud as you detonate the charge
Step 4: kill all 11 players including yourself and the hostage
Step 5: Bask in your glorious victory
update to a serious review this game has the worst cheating balancing and hit reg and its 60 gbs ive played 15 dollar shooters with better reg and net code this game is a joke fix it so it can actually be playable
I was playing Spetsnaz operative Fuse for mother Russia, my foreign comrades have all died, it was just me against 5 other foreign police operatives, I didn't know why we were fighting eachother, I only knew that I had to kill them all for the great motherland and avenge my fallen comrades, I hid myself in a room next to the hostage, I could hear them rushing into the room, trying to overpower me with sheer force, they were closing in on the hostage looking for me, that's when I knew what I had to do, I placed my fuze charge on the wall overlooking the hostage, I prayed that Stalin's mighty mustache would smile upon me and give me the power to win this, instantly my teammates started screaming "NOOOO THE HOSTAGE!" but it was too late, the grenades flew in, exploding all over the room, all 6 of them have been killed, as I walked over their dead bodies, I looked at the dead hostage, smiled and said "Thank you, comrade, you were good bait"
I knew I won.
Walked 3 steps died.
Teammate sneezed and shot me in the spine.
Saw a drone. Shot it. It was mine.
Reinforced the wrong wall. Got called a government experiment.
Defended site alone with 3 HP and anxiety.
Clutched. Got team-killed next round for being “too cocky.”
Haven’t seen sunlight in 4 ranked matches.
I am the hostage now.
100% realistic tactical experience.
Would cry again.
you peak a corner you die
you dont peak a corner you die
you use drone you die
you dont use drone you die
you go sneaky beaky like you die
you go YOLO you die
you watch your back you die
you dont watch your back you die
you use your gadget you die
you dont use your gadget you die
if the enemy spares your life your team will kill you
you try to interogate you die
you get interogated you uninstall.
Quite literally had a guy on my team named Koolaid Man and the only character he played as was Thermite.
He proceeded to scream into his microphone "OOOOOHHHH YEEAAAAAAH" everytime he breached.
this was the best match I've ever played in any multiplayer game.
12/10
Update: found him and befriended him, we are now the sledge/thermite koolaid tag team. Enemies beware.
Completely removing my 6 year old "Best community ever" review and editing it to say "One of the worst communities ever"
The game itself is great. A majority of the people you'll play with are not.
> Play as French guy with giant shield
> Storm a room filled with 4 enemies
> Cant do anything but blocking bullets
> Died eventually
> Team lost the round
> I apologized
> Was expecting insults and yells but they instead said to me "Hey, nice cover, sorry we lost"
10/10, hope the community stays that way
How to help ubisoft fix the server problems
Step 1:go to supermarket
Step2:buy 1 kg potatos
Step 3:build a new potato server
Step 4:Sent it to ubisoft
Step 5:wait for ubi respond and upgrade their potato server
Step 1: Pick Fuze
Step 2: Place cluster charge onto hostage room door
Step 3: Prepare to make Mother Russia proud as you detonate the charge
Step 4: kill all 11 players including yourself and the hostage
Step 5: Bask in your glorious victory
update to a serious review this game has the worst cheating balancing and hit reg and its 60 gbs ive played 15 dollar shooters with better reg and net code this game is a joke fix it so it can actually be playable
I was playing Spetsnaz operative Fuse for mother Russia, my foreign comrades have all died, it was just me against 5 other foreign police operatives, I didn't know why we were fighting eachother, I only knew that I had to kill them all for the great motherland and avenge my fallen comrades, I hid myself in a room next to the hostage, I could hear them rushing into the room, trying to overpower me with sheer force, they were closing in on the hostage looking for me, that's when I knew what I had to do, I placed my fuze charge on the wall overlooking the hostage, I prayed that Stalin's mighty mustache would smile upon me and give me the power to win this, instantly my teammates started screaming "NOOOO THE HOSTAGE!" but it was too late, the grenades flew in, exploding all over the room, all 6 of them have been killed, as I walked over their dead bodies, I looked at the dead hostage, smiled and said "Thank you, comrade, you were good bait"
I knew I won.
Walked 3 steps died.
Teammate sneezed and shot me in the spine.
Saw a drone. Shot it. It was mine.
Reinforced the wrong wall. Got called a government experiment.
Defended site alone with 3 HP and anxiety.
Clutched. Got team-killed next round for being “too cocky.”
Haven’t seen sunlight in 4 ranked matches.
I am the hostage now.
100% realistic tactical experience.
Would cry again.
you peak a corner you die
you dont peak a corner you die
you use drone you die
you dont use drone you die
you go sneaky beaky like you die
you go YOLO you die
you watch your back you die
you dont watch your back you die
you use your gadget you die
you dont use your gadget you die
if the enemy spares your life your team will kill you
you try to interogate you die
you get interogated you uninstall.
Quite literally had a guy on my team named Koolaid Man and the only character he played as was Thermite.
He proceeded to scream into his microphone "OOOOOHHHH YEEAAAAAAH" everytime he breached.
this was the best match I've ever played in any multiplayer game.
12/10
Update: found him and befriended him, we are now the sledge/thermite koolaid tag team. Enemies beware.
