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Destiny 2Destiny 2
when you look down you can see your legs
3180 votes funny
when you look down you can see your legs
3180 votes funny
Before I played Destiny, I was lonly, had no girlfriend, no friends, I was always the last one to get picked in soccer practice. These things haven't changed, but the game is still pretty awesome.
2286 votes funny
🦀🦀🦀ACTIVISION IS GONE🦀🦀🦀
1614 votes funny
They fixed an issue where players enjoy the game
1116 votes funny
Did you grow the playerbase? Bungie: Yes. What did it cost? Bungie: All of our server space.
1111 votes funny
The game is basically robots, smurfs, and humans being given immortality by a giant ping pong ball in order to fight the forces of evil geometry.
1009 votes funny
Moon's Huanted.
841 votes funny
game's terrible, I play it all the time
785 votes funny
I'm sorry, Destiny 2. It's time we broke up. You have ruined my life, wasted my time with worthless grinding, and made me into an addict. Now, I can't stand you without thinking of all of the glorious times we had spent together. Goodbye, Destiny... I'll see you again in 15 minutes.
703 votes funny
went to go revive a stranger, got smashed by some pod that fell out of space and died. 10/10 would help strangers again
697 votes funny
Please Bungie, I can pay you everything I have, just please let us change face appearance after creating character,please I can't handle being so ugly I beg you I need to take my helmet off
685 votes funny
---{Graphics}--- ☐ You forget what reality is ☐ Beautiful ☑ Good ☐ Decent ☐ Bad ☐ Don‘t look too long at it ☐ Paint.exe ---{Gameplay}--- ☐ Very good ☐ Good ☐ It‘s just gameplay ☐ Mehh ☑ Starring at walls is better ☐ Just don‘t ---{Audio}--- ☐ Eargasm ☑ Very good ☐ Good ☐ Not too bad ☐ Bad ☐ Earrape ---{Audience}--- ☐ Kids ☐ Teens ☐ Adults ☑ Humans ---{PC Requirements}--- ☐ Check if you can run paint ☐ Potato ☑ Decent ☐ Fast ☐ Rich boiiiiii ☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer ---{Difficulty}--- ☐ Just press ‚A‘ ☐ Easy ☑ Significant brain usage ☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master ☐ Difficult ☐ Dark Souls ---{Grind}--- ☐ Nothing to grind ☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks ☐ Isnt necessary to progress ☐ Average grind level ☑ Too much grind ☐ You‘ll need a second life for grinding ---{Game Time}--- ☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee ☐ Short ☐ Average ☑ Long ☐ To infinity and beyond ---{Price}--- ☑ It’s free! ☐ Worth the price ☐ If u have some spare money left ☐ Not recommended ☐ You could also just burn your money ---{Bugs}--- ☐ Never heard of ☐ Minor bugs ☑ Can get annoying ☐ ARK: Survival Evolved ☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs ☐ Fallout 76
627 votes funny
The game is basically robots, smurfs, and humans being given immortality by a giant ping pong ball in order to fight the forces of evil geometry
622 votes funny
Best reskinned-weapon farming simulator i've ever played
613 votes funny
only play it if you have friends otherwise suffer in pain like me
596 votes funny
it's cheaper than meth but will ruin your life just the same shoutouts to simpleflips
593 votes funny
So yesterday I went to a restaurant, ordered food and waited. A few minutes later the damn waiter brought out an empty plate and so I ask where the food was naturally. They said that "well making food is hard" ... and then they billed me a hundred dollars + a chair and fork micro-transactions Wtf.
562 votes funny
Destiny 2 is like that ex that you keep going back to because the s*x is good, but once your serotonin crashes you realise it wasn't worth getting the clap and a sore a*se from being pegged in the middle of the night. Then the cycle repeats when she shows off her flashy new £100 dress every year.
547 votes funny
IKORA, I'M TRYING TO MAKE MY WAY THROUGH THE THRONE WORLD BUT I'M DUMMY THICC AND THE SOUND OF MY ASS CLAPPING KEEPS ALERTING THE HIVE
499 votes funny
when you look down you can see your legs
499 votes funny

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