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Baldur's Gate 3Baldur's Gate 3
5 hours in and just finished choosing my race. Will update in a few days once my character is complete. Update: I have born from my bosom, a Mephisto Tiefling Cleric that specializes in the Life Domain. On this day, I grant them the name, Mehealy.
4134 votes funny
5 hours in and just finished choosing my race. Will update in a few days once my character is complete. Update: I have born from my bosom, a Mephisto Tiefling Cleric that specializes in the Life Domain. On this day, I grant them the name, Mehealy.
4134 votes funny
my work is really cutting into my Baldur's Gate 3 time. should i quit?
3116 votes funny
The worm in my brain says it is good.
2852 votes funny
I don't care about the bear thing, I'm here to F$@% the dragons. Update: Demons will do.
2723 votes funny
This is WAYYYYYY cheaper than a heroin addiction. 10/10
2253 votes funny
Can throw children. At other children.
2135 votes funny
Within the last 2 hours of game time I've managed to: Seduce an Ogre Start a civil war Receive brain surgery from a poet Eat several dozen brain worms Kiss a lizard Now if you'll excuse me I need to get back to the game.
2009 votes funny
This game got me away from League of Legends.
1733 votes funny
1650 votes funny
This is the only review I have ever written for a video game on steam before. I will use this first opportunity to make a comprehensive and hastily made list of everyone you can have sex with in this game: -An Emo Girl Priest -A Vampire Twink -A 7 foot tall Demon Butch -An Alien Lady who will fistfight you to see who tops -A Dashing Warlock with a really hot demon boss -The really hot demon boss -An absolute loser of a wizard -A man built like an oak tree who can turn into a bear -A Dark Elf Lady who probably throws car batteries in the ocean and puts ricin in children's candy -A pair of Dark Elf Twins (Everyone except for the twink and the bear man understandably call you gross for this) (Something Something Alabama) -A catfishing male manipulator Octopus Man There might be more but honestly the list is pretty long as is.
1502 votes funny
Came for the vampire, came because of the vampire. 10/10.
1464 votes funny
Cheaper than heroin, with the same crippling effects
1449 votes funny
90% hit chance. Miss. 90% hit chance. Miss. 90% hit chance. Miss. You have died.
1409 votes funny
Play your way - don't use a guide, feel the world react to your choices. Hit people with a salami.
1384 votes funny
I rolled a perception check to have hot lesbian sex
1320 votes funny
Possessed a guard and had them open a gate containing giant spiders - Watched from the rafters as chaos ensued - broke into a vault and told the guards an innocent child did it - child went to jail. 10/10
1307 votes funny
I let the vampire bite me and it all went downhill from there.
1104 votes funny
A scene of a vampire having sex with a druid that shape shifted into bear shot this game up 70 places in the top selling list. Glad to be a part of this community 10/10
1033 votes funny
After finishing the game i just uninstalled every other game on my PC because i couldn't bear the thought of having trash like League of Legends installed on the same machine as this masterpiece. *Edit: Fixed typos
1030 votes funny
God I want Karlach to sit on my face
972 votes funny
You can convince bosses to kill themselves. 10/10
931 votes funny
I can finally play D&D alone because I don't have friends
929 votes funny
i stopped using cocaine thats how deeply involved i am in this game
914 votes funny
great Early Access! I can't wait for my grandkids to play this when it comes out! welp its time! its been 93 years and my grandpa past away long ago. but the games finally out! and holy! as someone who has loved Larian Studios on their other products. divinity original sins were the best game I have ever played and I'm happy to say this one takes its place. this is legit a movie as much as a game. the cinematics is amazing, I know a lot of fo people are skeptical about turn-based combat. but they have been well-practiced and made similar turn-based games since 2014. so they have had a lot of time and data to master it. and it is noticeable in this game. the combat is a masterpiece! there's so much you can do in combat. why not just pick your monk up as the barbarian and throw him into a herd of goblins and let him do everything? your imagination is the outcome of the battle. but maybe builds and not knowing what to choose can be scary if you have never played similar strategy games or dnd. then don't worry there's a bunch of help online that tells you how to min-max or get a good and fun build. and if not. just pick the stuff that sounds cool or fun. a simple stat increase does a lot. the dialog is just amazing. I don't know how many of you played divinity origin sin 2. but for those who did. your favorite half-demon is back! Malady or Amelia Tyler. the voice actor of Malady is now the narrator of the story and does a perfect job doing so. I can't think of a better choice as a narrator. fits perfect. honestly, all the voice-acting in the game is just chef kiss. it's amazing and helps you get into the role of the characters. ill link a short video of some of the voice actors so people can praise their amazing work. https://youtu.be/AW1Pc6FVytU . a key part of an RPG is to be able to get into character. and this game does an amazing job helping you and letting you get into character. you start thinking like them. figuring out their solution to a problem. or how they would act out in a scenario. and the interaction between the characters in your party is just amazing. and romance is key. There's something for everyone. are you a top, bottom, switch, masochist, or anything else? no problem there defenetly a way for you to state it. I got pegged in my played though and thrown around like a wet towel. but the romance isn't just the birds and the bees. it's intimate and open to the characters. where you get to learn more about them and the insecurities/ motives they have. and you can't act on them. help them with it or use it against them. It's all possible. and honestly, the romance is just really heartwarming. was playing as the dark urge Monk my first playthrough and seeing the person my character loves come to know of this cure he carries but to accept him and help him. was just really nice. a heartwarming moment. I can probably continue to write forever. but I won't. why? because I'm gonna continue playing this masterpiece of a game! and so should you! but if you feel like you are on the fence about something then comment about it. always nice to hear what others have to say. and if the price is the problem. then just wait for a sale. nothing wrong with being cheap. the econamy is hellish right now. so get some good food. the game will be waiting when you are ready. but now it's time to go. good luck adventures and psychopaths in scheming! because your adventure will be a wild one. now lets KICK start this adventure! https://youtu.be/viE-RcTtKdE
891 votes funny
this is cheaper then drugs and more addictive but with somehow the same damaging potential to your social life but with non of the long lasting effects and with better story telling highly recommend
857 votes funny

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