5 hours in and just finished choosing my race. Will update in a few days once my character is complete. Update: I have born from my bosom, a Mephisto Tiefling Cleric that specializes in the Life Domain. On this day, I grant them the name, Mehealy.

my work is really cutting into my Baldur's Gate 3 time. should i quit?

The worm in my brain says it is good.

I don't care about the bear thing, I'm here to F$@% the dragons. Update: Demons will do.

This is WAYYYYYY cheaper than a heroin addiction. 10/10

Can throw children. At other children.

Within the last 2 hours of game time I've managed to: Seduce an Ogre Start a civil war Receive brain surgery from a poet Eat several dozen brain worms Kiss a lizard Now if you'll excuse me I need to get back to the game.

This game got me away from League of Legends.

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This is the only review I have ever written for a video game on steam before. I will use this first opportunity to make a comprehensive and hastily made list of everyone you can have sex with in this game: -An Emo Girl Priest -A Vampire Twink -A 7 foot tall Demon Butch -An Alien Lady who will fistfight you to see who tops -A Dashing Warlock with a really hot demon boss -The really hot demon boss -An absolute loser of a wizard -A man built like an oak tree who can turn into a bear -A Dark Elf Lady who probably throws car batteries in the ocean and puts ricin in children's candy -A pair of Dark Elf Twins (Everyone except for the twink and the bear man understandably call you gross for this) (Something Something Alabama) -A catfishing male manipulator Octopus Man There might be more but honestly the list is pretty long as is.

Came for the vampire, came because of the vampire. 10/10.

Cheaper than heroin, with the same crippling effects

90% hit chance. Miss. 90% hit chance. Miss. 90% hit chance. Miss. You have died.

Play your way - don't use a guide, feel the world react to your choices. Hit people with a salami.

I rolled a perception check to have hot lesbian sex

Possessed a guard and had them open a gate containing giant spiders - Watched from the rafters as chaos ensued - broke into a vault and told the guards an innocent child did it - child went to jail. 10/10

I let the vampire bite me and it all went downhill from there.

A scene of a vampire having sex with a druid that shape shifted into bear shot this game up 70 places in the top selling list. Glad to be a part of this community 10/10

After finishing the game i just uninstalled every other game on my PC because i couldn't bear the thought of having trash like League of Legends installed on the same machine as this masterpiece. *Edit: Fixed typos

God I want Karlach to sit on my face