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The game is pretty cool, but seriously. Cmon EA. You couldn't even give us pets for free? EVERY DLC COSTS AS MUCH AS THE GAME. That's like buying another copy! I just hate how you have to put a price tag on every little thing-

Only People like Elon Musk can buy the whole game! my advise to you is Just to buy the base game and install mods instead. I used mods (Wicked Williams) to turn it into the ULTIMATE SEX game!

$764 "DLC" for the full game. Go f͏u͏c͏k͏ yourselves, EA.

this game has more dlcs than i have reasons to live

Nobody will read my review, so I'll just say I'm gay

It was a Tuesday, I had returned from a thankless and pointless days work unusually to be greeted by my child's beaming face full of excitement. I managed to maintain eye contact long enough for her to inform me that she required a new game, evidently as she demonstrated purely on the recommendation of some generic man child YouTubers obnoxious Sims 4 reaction videos. I tried to explain to her that I did not think it was age appropriate and that it would not hold her attention for long, but she firmly insisted and when I suddenly noticed my wife's stern disapproving look rapidly forming I immediately demurred and agreed post haste to purchase with the quick proviso that this would not include any of the DLC's as they cost more then Daddy makes in a month at work. The feeling of euphoria that overwhelmed me when I saw the game was on sale is almost indescribable, my whole body was pulsating and flowing with loving tingly energy for my beautiful lord Gaben, I allowed myself to close my eyes for just a moment to witness his magnificent cherubim form majestically aloft amongst the clouds in heaven. After making a brief 15 min power point presentation on the importance of the nuclear family for western prosperity and society and the value and superiority of the capitalist system I felt secure that my 6 year old daughter was firmly mentally prepared to begin playing Sims 4. As she went through the initial creation of her first Sim there was a moment of confusion when I had to explain to her without fully appreciating the ramifications that she needed to make a young adult version of herself as her avatar as children would have no agency or capability for self reliance. After a modest starter home had been procured and a reasonable starting allowance for furnishings and sundries had been provided I sat back satisfied at a job well done and full of anticipation to witness my daughters fledgling first steps into the real world. I was sure my loving care and guidance would help form her and her Sim into the very model of a productive member of society. Daddy how do I get money for things she immediately asked, you need to get a job I excitedly answered as I encouraged her to peruse the job market and start sending applications. The first alarm bells were going off, she was hesitating to seek gainful employment, I explained you wont be able to buy the things you want unless you get a job to earn money. I eagerly awaited the moment my daughter would understand the reality of the situation, but she replied no daddy I can marry someone who pays for everything like mommy, when I explained that not everyone is as generous as daddy she replied then I can sell these things in my house to get money. She then proceeded to rapidly sell the bed, toilet and kitchen everything all gone the house was completely empty only to enable her to immediately fill it with thoroughly impractical pointless frivolous nonsense. After she became frustrated that her Sim quickly became tired, hungry, dirty and emotionally distraught I pointed out that she now had no way to eat, sleep, wash or even leave the house as all the doors and windows had been sold. After thinking for a moment she then informed me that she did not need any of that as she could go to live in other peoples houses and use their bathrooms, kitchens and beds and if she needed money she could take things from their houses. I began to panic and I could see Sims 4 was morally corrupting my daughter and undoing years of careful parenting in only a few moments, after her Sim was thrown out of all her neighbours houses for trespassing and free loading my daughter decided she wanted to be a mother. Yes I thought this could be the solution, after my daughter has the burden of a child she will surely change her ways to become more responsible, after a few minutes she had created her child, a small toddler she gleefully named Poo Boy. After me witnessing 30 mins of child abuse by my daughter that poor little boy was taken away, Im truly sorry Poo Boy I hope you find a better home with the loving parents you deserve. My daughter now rapidly losing interest in the game declared she wanted a pet specifically a cat, when I looked at the price of the single Sims 4 Cats & Dogs DLC my rage with almost unbridled, I wanted to scream at the unholy injustice but barely managed to maintain the semblance of sanity, my left eye twitching uncontrollably through gritted teeth I asked my daughter to solemnly agree this would be the only DLC she would ask for. When she promised me it would be I frantically justified the outrageous price to my self, if this was the price of happiness for my daughter it was a cross I was willing to bare just this once, damn you EA, damn you to hell. After 5 mins my daughter was bored of her new cat. My child's needy demanding voice was like knives piercing deep into my soul, daddy I want to be a vampire and go on holiday and get married and be famous, could she really be my progeny I wondered how could she of betrayed me like this. NO ! I bellowed in her tiny face as loud as my soyboy beta lungs could muster No more DLC's you promised me I said, my daughters face erupted in tears and screams of anguish. My wife was upon me like a wild animal her face furious with the thermonuclear potential of a thousand suns seething in her eyes her utter contempt for my very existence plainly evident, You will get her what she wants she screamed inch's from my face. Immediately and humiliatingly all my resistance deflated like a wet paper bag , realising I was completely and utterly in the wrong to meekly without hesitation agree to purchase every DLC my daughter desired. Whilst clicking add all DLC to cart and noticing the combined cost of 57 DLC's was just shy of $1000 I barely felt the last shred of dignity and last hope of masculinity slip away from me forever to be lost like my soul. Thank you EA for irrevocably damaging my daughter morally, bankrupting me and ending my marriage. Looking back on it all now at least I can be thankful that after we lost the house and my wife and daughter are gone forever, I can still take some solace in vicariously always now having a perfect life in Sims 4 thanks to all those wonderful DLC's that improved my life immeasurably which in a way is almost consolation enough.

Nobody reads the reviews for sure, so I'll say I'm gay

10/10 love making myself as a sim and drowning myself whenever i'm depressed from looking at the dlc prices

I killed my wife

My wife has been playing Sims 4 since it came out on Origin. She stopped playing it for over 2 years due to Origin issues. It's now installed on the EA App and working well. She has all the ad on's and has an unbelievable 6,890 hours & 25 minutes of play time in the game. I used to see my wife. They were fun times. If anyone sees her, tell her she's killed another 2 of her Sims in a fire while she was making her coffee. A regular thing I can assure you. By that I mean the Sims being brutally killed in "accidents". I sleep with one eye open. I look at this game as being a serial killer starter kit, posing as a game about social development.

Before I played this, I had a small penis, no girlfriend and no will to live. None of these things have changed, but the game is pretty good.

Had 12 kids with 8 different women, became an astronaut, then died when I tried cooking mac and cheese. 10/10

My son died tragically in a fire.

i have 2 children in my basement and that number is growing rapidly

I'm leaving a negative review. before you ask, no I don't hate this game. In fact, I have a problem. I cannot stop playing the damn game. I used to play FPS games, not anymore. I cant sleep anymore and its thanks to this game. I dream of playing this game. I will build houses and households while I sleep, this game has literally consumed me. I had a successful career in my waking life but this game destroyed my career, I lost my job and I'm about to lose my wife to this game. Please do not buy this game if you have problems with addiction.

its fund to play

if u bought every dlc in the sims 4 it would roughly cost 700 dollars. you could either buy a ps5 or every dlc in the sims 4

i like to seduce my neighbours spouse, take their money, then drown them

This is a great game to DOWNLOAD and play. With so many character options you can create any type of Sim, even a FIT GIRL! You can also REPACK your belongings and move a new lot anytime. This game is a TORRENT of nonstop fun that i would recommend INSTEAD of similar titles!

My favorite thing to do is to kidnap my neighbors, lock them in my basement, and watch them starve. Oh and the game is pretty fun too.

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sex mods go hard

I like making my husband and controlling his every movement

this game is horrible. i played 500 hours just to make sure.