Runs like my ass after taco bell

Star Wars CPU Survivor

I'm not your Beta Tester EA.

I would like to thank whichever writer who thought it would be a good idea to make the main love interest of this game a hot goth space witch

No one will read my review so I'll just say im gay

RTX 4080, i9-13900KF, 32GB 6000 DDR5, latest drivers on Win 11. I can get around 30 fps. Amazing.

Bart: This is the worst PC port of 2023. Homer: This is the worst PC port of 2023 so far.

A single crash corrupted my 140 hour 99.8% NG+ save file.

This my Review LowLevelFatalError I/O Error ' (Read Error)' 0x0000000141c7c51e JediSurvivor.exe!UnknownFunction [] 0x0000000141c960be JediSurvivor.exe!UnknownFunction [] 0x0000000141d316a7 JediSurvivor.exe!UnknownFunction [] 0x0000000141d2c721 JediSurvivor.exe!UnknownFunction [] 0x00007ffecfde7604 KERNEL32.DLL!UnknownFunction [] 0x00007ffed01626a1 ntdll.dll!UnknownFunction [] Crash in runnable thread IoDispatcher THANK YOU

This game runs like my grandmother with a broken hip

Wheres the PONCHO

Cons: fps issues Pros: Rick the door Tech

10/10. The Poncho makes a return.

Need full penetration in the next game instead of these childish make out sessions

Great Game, but the main flaw is I haven't seen a single poncho yet.

After the first world it ran perfecty fine rtx 2070 AMD Ryzen 7 3700X 8-Core Processor

Playing this will make you realize that it's not the Jedi that is trying to survive, but rather it's your PC enduring the onslaught of stutters and frame drops.

EA bad Game Good

If you want developers to stop releasing unfinished games like this one. Don't buy it.

sold my girlfriend for a new gpu, but hey, at least i've still got Merrin.

Game is extremely fun but performs terribly. I'm using a 3090 FE and 5700x and getting a consistent 30 fps in some areas. Other areas give me a mostly consistent 45. This is at 1440p. Lowering the settings and using FSR don't make a tiny bit of difference. And it goes up to like 19 GB of VRAM. It's a rad game but definitely wait unless you have 24 GB of VRAM and don't mind playing games at 30 fps.

First area ran horribly, especially for an RTX 3070. Gameplay goes hard though, pick it up on sale, or when the performance improves.

need a computer from a galaxy far far away to run this thing

Fps Wars: Optimization survivors - Zee, whats going on? - Your fps drop to fast, Cal, there nothing i can do! - What?! - Turn dlls on! - Already did! Nothing happened! - Whatever, listen kid, dont even trying RTX ON, no matter what! Oh and last but not least. You should putt your lvl grafik a much lower as you can! You should be able have at least more then 40 stable fps to win this battle and don't suffer too much. - No, whait, hold on! - Maybe be the force with u! ... -Ahhhhr, my eyes! Its burns! -Yes, Cal, graphic or fps, u cant just take it both, it doesn’t work like that! -Be-boob.

Game runs as well as Brendan Fraser in the Whale