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Disney Dreamlight ValleyDisney Dreamlight Valley
As a 34 year old male, this game finally gives me the ability to live out my dream of being a Disney Princess
1927 votes funny
As a 34 year old male, this game finally gives me the ability to live out my dream of being a Disney Princess
1927 votes funny
I exiled Elsa to the Savannah and that feels right
645 votes funny
as a man who just turned 30, i believe i am the target demographic for this game. pure vibes.
447 votes funny
I bough this game for my wife to play on my laptop. She has since bought a laptop and her own copy of the game to play. I wanted to uninstall it. I really did. But I had to see what all the fuss was about. Donald is my friend now. I would kill for him. Please take this game away from me.
393 votes funny
I AM A VICTIM OF CAPITALISM
259 votes funny
Goofy has a phat a$$. 10/10
238 votes funny
Am I a Disney fan? No Do I have Kids? No Am I over 40? Yes Am I totally enjoying myself more than I should be at my age? Yes That's all folks.... oh wait..
226 votes funny
The only thing I have to say is bring more male clothing and gestures to the game. There is no reason for disney sims like game to be ONLY for women and the gays. Straight men love disney too.
192 votes funny
I wish I could evict Goofy. 🤡
188 votes funny
Warning: I brought this thinking that I'd play a few hours at a time and ended up playing it for 11.2 hours and now it's 6 in the morning. H e l p
141 votes funny
i get jumpscared every time donald throws a tantrum
139 votes funny
JUST LET ME MARRY WALL-E!!! PLZZ
116 votes funny
Games like this should be illegal. Addiction is real and should be taken seriously.
98 votes funny
Can't make a straight looking guy no matter how hard you try, and I appreciate that.
95 votes funny
It's fun, but I paid like $70 for the game, and it STILL HAS DLC TO BUY... In the words of a very quotable Disney film, "I'm not happy, Bob. NOT. HAPPY."
68 votes funny
SUPER CUTE! ....Just ignore Goofy yelling in your ear "It's Raining!" every twenty minutes when it is in fact NOT raining, my sir. It never was.
67 votes funny
Mother Gothel brings out my mommy issues. 10/10
66 votes funny
Final Edit- So I've dumped a decent amount of hours into this game, Its pretty fun though it feels less fulfilling than other cozy games I enjoy (AC/Stardew/HM). They FINALLY fixed my dreaded nighttime only mode with an options in the settings to change time manually. Love to see it guys! Now I've never played any game that has a real money based game mechanic (except POE which if you know, is strictly layered armor/effects) This game seemed to have verbiage that a player could achieve the optional seasonal items by playing and grinding away. But it seems like it's almost impossible to collect the Moonstones required to unlock the premium items. Which is pretty disappointing. While I don't mind giving a free game some cash for cool armor in an ARPG, This is literally a game about dressing up and decor, so they essentially created a paywall behind core game mechanics and it feels wrong. I wouldn't mind paying cash to unlock the items themselves because I'm both busy and an adult not a kid playing this, but paying cash to unlock just the opportunity to unlock items is a crap mechanic. I would play this game with a realistic outlook so far, there isnt much to do, the tasks can feel more chore-like than rewarding, it absolutely will get kids into the gambling-esq addiction of wanted to pay real cash for the chance to unlock items in game. 5.5/10. Meh but with Mickey Ears While I'm enjoying the game, I cannot overlook that this game is tied to your time. I have little hours to even play video games all of which take place around 7-10pm. This means I basically bought a night time simulator game. Where the characters complain loudly how late it is. Where it's always dark and moody. Where characters hang out in their homes because they have reasonable bedtimes. I'm so angry about this huge oversight. Other farm/town sim games always have a way to set a game clock or the devs understand that console times can be changed, but I can't change my PC's time, and from what I've read online- This game "punishes" you for time altering. This chill game is honestly just depressing me with the perpetual nighttime. Its so good I almost want to buy this on my Switch, but I'm petty and refuse to give them more money or one more sale to add to their numbers. Edit- Yes I know how Animal Crossing works, I've played all of them but also I'm no longer a teen with a varying schedule- and changing a ds/3ds/switch is not the same as changing my PC's time. It messes with my calendar events and meetings. I tried de syncing the time and nothing in the game changed. Ya'll stop telling me to change my timezone on my PC. It isn't used just for gaming. again, I don't want my calender and event/meetings to be messed up Edit 2- Seriously, Now I have time specific quests (Specifically "Get this morning crystal, this afternoon crystal and the evening crystal" and wait for days until a character decides to stay awake so I can complete tasks and build friendships. I stand by what I said- Don't make the game tied in real time.
66 votes funny
Money can't buy you happiness, but it can buy you this game, which is kind of the same thing.
63 votes funny
PLEASE READ THIS DEVS : The game uses real time sync, but sadly I can only play during midnight hours meaning it'll ALWAYS be dark ingame, and it makes me very sad. Could there please be a way to force it to be day time?
60 votes funny
donald duck giving me the ptsd from his random anger outburst. 10/10
58 votes funny
Let me catch Nemo and keep him in an aquarium in my room.
54 votes funny
You know sometimes I don't want to kill things in a video game. I just want to spend 20 minutes planting 500 pumpkins. 10/10
53 votes funny
I hate that I love this game
51 votes funny
I was having a great time playing the Disney Dreamlight Valley game, but then I realized something. I'm the main character, and I've just been running around this valley doing chores for everybody. The whole experience feels more like slavery than it does playing a game. I'm building homes, gathering supplies, and doing random tasks for the other characters so that they can open businesses or go on vacation. I don't want to be anyone's damn slave. I'm the main character, and I should be getting other people to do my bidding. I've started this whole game off wrong.
47 votes funny

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