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Sons Of The ForestSons Of The Forest
the only time naked women chase me. 2/2 would recommend
7993 votes funny
the only time naked women chase me. 2/2 would recommend
7993 votes funny
1. I decided to build a tree shelter. 2. I asked Kelvin to gather logs for me. 3. He just cut down the tree that I built the tree shelter from. Good game! 100/10.
3220 votes funny
Great game, the Steam Store bugged out and gave me the game for free
2961 votes funny
Sons of the Deforestation
1831 votes funny
Kelvin burned down my base and then gave me a thumbs up, 10/10
1795 votes funny
Still waiting for my friends to get past the shopping cart procedure :)
1551 votes funny
I was building a tree house and I told Kelvin to build it. He chopped down the tree that I was building it on. 10/10
1473 votes funny
Day 1: I will never eat these tiny adorable animals, I want nothing more than to build a comfortable home in this beautiful forest, I will gather plants and become a humble farmer, I will attack nothing that doesn't attack me first for every creature is a potential friend no matter how creepy they may look. Day 25: I can't remember the last time I slept, I have eaten nothing but human arms for days now, I shot a cannibal in the ass with a stun gun, I bounced a baby off the wall of a cave and felt no remorse. If they ever add the option to eat my friend I would consider it.
1411 votes funny

My best friend Tobi...

I found a sea turtle and I named him Tobi. We played games together. We laughed. We cried. The darkness came. I got hungry. I ate Tobi. 10/10
1295 votes funny
Aggressive naked men chased me through the woods 10/10
1183 votes funny
1. I decided to build a house. 2. I asked Kelvin to gather logs for me. 3. He cut down a tree. 4. Tree fell on me, killed me and destroyed the foundation of the house. 10/10
1134 votes funny
Halfway into the intro i busted.
954 votes funny
The Forest 2 crashed steam and hogwarts did not💀
929 votes funny
The female character in the game is running away from me. Realism 10/10
847 votes funny
Cant wait for Grandsons of the Forest
807 votes funny
another great family vacation on the island of cannibals and mutants
790 votes funny
Friend sees the woman first time and ask if we can tame and trap her.. im worried
696 votes funny
very realistic because women is afraid of me and runs away 10/10
695 votes funny
Kelvin hates tree houses
692 votes funny
Before I played this i had a small penis, no girlfriend and no will to live. None of these things have changed, but the game is pretty good.
664 votes funny
I was building a tree house and I told Kelvin to build it. He chopped down the tree that I was building it on. 10/10
590 votes funny
If you ask Kelvin to help build your base, he instead destroys your base 👍
549 votes funny
Within the first 10 minutes, I set myself on fire, Kelvin dropped a log on me by accident and I also dropped a log on him by accident. 10/10.
520 votes funny
the girl with 3 arms has a fat ass
507 votes funny
Before I played Sons Of The Forest, I had a small pp, no friends, no gf, depression, and no life. These things haven't changed, but the game is pretty good.
506 votes funny

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