Fallout 3: where's my dad Fallout new Vegas: where's the guy who shot me Fallout 4: where's my son Fallout 76: where's my refund

good game (please help todd howard is holding me at gun point)

Game is meh, look at this instead. ⠄⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿⠘⡿⢛⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⢻⣿⣿⠃⠸⣿⣿⣿⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿⢀⠼⣛⣛⣭⢭⣟⣛⣛⣛⠿⠿⢆⡠⢿⣿⣿⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠸⣿⣿⢣⢶⣟⣿⣖⣿⣷⣻⣮⡿⣽⣿⣻⣖⣶⣤⣭⡉⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⢹⠣⣛⣣⣭⣭⣭⣁⡛⠻⢽⣿⣿⣿⣿⢻⣿⣿⣿⣽⡧⡄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣌⡛⢿⣽⢘⣿⣷⣿⡻⠏⣛⣀⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⠙⡅⣿⠚⣡⣴⣿⣿⣿⡆⠄ ⠄⠄⣰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⠄⣱⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠄ ⠄⢀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠄ ⠄⣸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠣⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠄ ⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠛⠑⣿⣮⣝⣛⠿⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠄ ⢠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⠄⠄⠄⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠄

Fallout76: A game where a corn cob can survive 25 years in a random cabinet during a nuclear apocalypse, only to then spoil in my backpack within 2 hours.

⢸⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⡷⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⡇⠢⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡇⠀⠈⠑⢦⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀Are you wasting my money again, son? ⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⠖⠒⠒⠒⢤⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡇⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⢦⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⢸⠀⠀⣀⢤⣼⣀⡠⠤⠤⠼⠤⡄⠀⠀⡇⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⢄⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⢸⠀⠀⠑⡤⠤⡒⠒⠒⡊⠙⡏⠀⢀⠀⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠑⠢⡄⠀ ⢸⠀⠀⠀⠇⠀⣀⣀⣀⣀⢀⠧⠟⠁⠀⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⡇⠀ ⢸⠀⠀⠀⠸⣀⠀⠀⠈⢉⠟⠓⠀⠀⠀⠀⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⢸ ⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⢱⡖⠋⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⢸ ⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⢺⠧⢄⣀⠀⠀⣀⣀⠀⠀⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸ ⢸⠀⠀⠀⣠⠃⢸⠀⠀⠈⠉⡽⠿⠯⡆⠀⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸ ⢸⠀⠀⣰⠁⠀⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠉⠉⠀⠀⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸ ⢸⠀⠀⠣⠀⠀⢸⢄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸ ⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⠀⢇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸ ⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡌⠀⠈⡆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸ ⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⠃⠀⠀⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸ ⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⠀⠀⠀⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠷⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸

bethesda banned me for 72 hours because my ingame name was GayGuy, i am now, GuyGay. 10/10

a great distraction from the zero amount of women i get

What if I told you that the endgame in Fallout 76 requires you to build a team of 4 and scatter about the map looking for 24 time sensitive encrypted key fragments. After finding them, you sit down together and decrypt a complicated and specific code that allows you to launch a nuclear missile onto the playable map. Feeling accomplished, your team gets together to assault one of the nuclear missile silos in an attempt to do your first launch. You spend a majority of your resources finding ways through this highly classified military facility and fighting off hordes of powerful robots. When you finally launch the nuke, it temporarily alters the playable map to a much crazier state. When you travel there, a giant boss appears. Already drained of most of your resources from clearing the silo, you fight with all you've got and scrape by to barely defeat the mighty enemy in time. You and your buddies claim awesome loot and talk about how you can't wait to do it again in a week or so after you've built up more materials. Doesn't that sound incredible? Amazing experience. Now this is what it's really like. You google the launch code because once someone completes it, it's the same code for everyone. Solo, you clip through the front door of the missile silo, which causes the game to not trigger any enemies, and immediately launch without fighting anything significant. The nuke lands and does nothing to the terrain except change the color of some plants. The boss spawns and you fire on it, but some random player with a hacked weapon kills it nearly instantly before you do enough damage, so you get no rewards. 10 minutes later you launch another nuke only to lag out in ground zero because enemies are endlessly spawning under the ground. You eventually kill the boss and get basic items that you could loot practically anywhere else in the world. This experience pretty much sums up the entire game. Fallout 76 was masterfully crafted... on the whiteboard. In execution it is frequently a catastrophe. If half the things in this game actually worked the way they intended, I feel like this would literally be one of the best games of all time. But because almost every experience is bastardized, I cannot recommend this game to anyone. I have sunken numerous hours into this game because I play video games 24/7. Please do not let my hours fool you into believing that this game is for you. I enjoy parts of Fallout 76, don't get me wrong, but I wouldn't expect anyone to overlook the issues I have outlined.

This game shows everything wrong with Bethesda. Everything. I played this game on the Bethesda launcher so i got it on steam for free and by god i'm happy i only paid a few bucks for this game back then. This game is a Multiplayer Mod forced into Fallout 4. 90% of the assets in this game are from Fallout 4. Maybe even more. The rocks, the weapons, the haircuts, the trees, most buildings, the clothes, the noses, and everything else. Wanna see something new? You can pay for it in the ingame shop. The only fucking reason why this game is Mulitplayer is the players' urge for individuality. You wanna look cool or at least a little bit different than every other NPC or Player? Pay for it. This is the only reason! Bethesda KNOWS that every armor or free shirt in this game looks so horrible, boring and so blurry, that the player feels forced to pay for a better texture if he does not want to look like a piece of low resolution texture. Speaking of low resolution texture. This game looks bad. I doesnt even come close to those screenshots. I dont know what kind of filters Bthesda was using, but snapchat could take a few notes here. Low res and blurry textures, horrible render distance, shadows that look like a 100 year old chessboard and facial animation from a nightmare. Yay, NPCs are back, but those facial animations. They look weird. There are no natural motions. Everything gets pushed and stretched. For example if someone raises their eyebrows. They dont move up, there is a small anchorpoint that gets pulled up, everything else of that eyebrows stays in its position. Same goes for the mouth and eyes. Weird. The AI sucks. Sometimes it sees you miles away, sometimes it doesnt see you when you are standing directly infront of it. Sometimes it doesnt move. Sometimes it just runs away. But one thing is always the same: The fights are never fun. The combat system. Its just old man. It was already horrible when New Vegas or Fallout 3 was released. It was old when Fallout 4 launched and it is still old today. The UI / Pip-Boy. Ouh man. Its a nightmare. AND. IT. WAS. NEVER. DONE. WITH. MULTIPLAYER. IN. MIND. The pipboy was always a horrible hud. We all know it. But it was immersive and not that bad because the game paused when you opened the HUD. Now Fallout 76 is real time. No more game pauses. Good luck finding your way through the worst UI ever while the enemy still shoots at you. This game was done because bethesda wants to cash in. Good night Fallout. Oh by the way. The ingame shop? Dont like the gameplay loop of collecting junk, repairing your ammo and crafting your food? Buy it. Buy repair kits, buy junk collecting robots and buy refrigerators. YAY!

★☆☆☆☆ Launch ★★☆☆☆ Wastelanders (If you play it singleplayer and pay2win) The excess amount of toilet paper in this Coronavirus Simulator is really breaking my immersion, 0/10.

Reasons to Buy:

- You've burned every bridge in FO4? - Everyone wants coop Fallout, but this isn't it.

Reasons to Bail:

- Disgusting business model - Everything is buggy. Everything. - Everything is level gated stat creep - Hunger, thirst, expiration, durability, encumbrance, and other anti-fun game ruining nags. - Having a max storage weight basically forces you to stop playing, unless you pay2win (monthly) for infinite storage. - Multiplayer sucks. Coop is punishing. Core singleplayer features (VATS, Pipboys, Quests) weren't transitioned worth a crap. Decor isn't instanced, quests aren't shared, and enemies spawn based on nearby player level, so other players can (un/intentionally) ruin the game for you.

Nitpicking & Biased:

+ Explore other players houses + Fitting music, both radio and ambient + Freely change your appearance at any time +- Public events, on timers +- PUBG mode (needs its own review) +- Costumes override armor for vanity +- Collectron & Nuka Doors, tainted by pay2win +- Personal screenshots replace loading screens +- Challenges (mini-achievements) for everything +- Many map locations, with nothing worth exploring +- Artistically, graphics are pretty, colorful retrofuturism, but lacking technically +- Container loot is instanced, decor loot is not - which is utterly game breaking +- PVP basically doesn't exist, but when it does, its the worst PVP in any game ever +- New dialogue system is back to the FO3/NV style, but rarely have satisfying solutions - No text chat - No local map - No companions - New VATS is rubbish - Melee doesn't cleave - Fast travel costs caps - Can't drag decor items - Level gated everything - No inventory text search - No QuickSave/QuickLoad - Mousewheel for hotkeys? - House object & size limits - Empty tutorial is no GOAT - Forced to work for raiders - "MMO" is false advertising - Server hop to farm rare loot - 30% off a week after release - Pointless multiplayer, ghosts - Ammo is less than worthless - Exp bar not always on screen - Loaded with microtransactions - Bundles don't include everything - Can only join team leader interiors - Audio logs cut short by other audio - Can't loot everything from everyone - Power armor negates regular armor - Something wrong with shadow quality - Can't tell enemy level of map locations - Bounties for lock-picking player houses - Runs at half FPS if not in fullscreen mode - Can't pause, even when locked in a menu - Level gating made worse by slow leveling - Hotkeys unhotkey when the item runs out - Tabs in the Atom shop aren't actually tabs - Menus don't respond properly to mouseover - Doesn't properly save your location on logout - Leveling system is painfully unrewarding RNG - Repair cost is the same if 99% or 1% damaged - Stamina, carry weight, stash weight, hunger, thirst - Have to restart the game to update graphic settings - Weapon durability, that can only be repaired at benches - Building a base is even more pointless than it was in FO4 - Ridiculous respawn systems, on players and NPCs and loot - Nothing unique or meaningful, endgame is lootbox farming - Little-to-no quest fanfare, and even less impact on the world - Menus are clearly designed for controller, not keyboard/mouse - Bolt action weapons trigger a nonsensical everything-locked state - Shows account name, instead of character name, why even have it then? - Any Atoms you earned in the Bethesda edition won't be available on Steam - FO4's collectibles were amazing, unique and meaningful, FO76's are rubbish - World doesn't seem post-fallout, its not nuked, everyone died to some plague - 3rd person camera STILL isn't viable. How hard is it to just center the camera?? - None of the issues from FO4 have been fixed, 10billion new ones have been added - Wastelander's new Ally system isn't companions. Basically just human house decorations - Faceroll Power Armor is the only viable build, but that isn't viable either, because batteries - It costs less to craft entirely new armor, than to repair, not just less, but different/less-rare mats - Now that there's a dialogue system, having Charisma dedicated entirely to party buffs is nonsense - This story is Bethesda trying to explain away why their business model is a complete scam. "Gold is good!" - This version of settlements is an utterly ridiculous waste of time, that you lose ownership of every time you leave for 5 seconds - Levels scale based on nearby players, so other players can break the game for you, and you can't play with different level friends - Hotkeys are set backwards, instead of picking an item > slot, you pick a slot then have to look through your entire inventory for the item - New perk system is garbage. Level gated. Stat creep. RNG Card Packs. Duplicate effects. Limited by SPECIAL. Hard level cap. Utility cards waste space. Basically no respec - Can basically only track 1 quest/objective at a time, the more you add, the worse it gets, as it spams your compass and quest list off the screen. Color code them, or something, at least. And show distance - Inventory management is still nonsense. Instead of simply stripping all mods from a weapon when you put it into storage, at least optionally, you instead have 30,000 different versions of the same weapon, spamming an unsearchable list to infinity - You can't loot everything from everyone. Instead, loot is RNG'd, and level based. That overtuned raider that just attacked you with a plasma gattling gun will instead drop a pipe pistol, and if you come back when you're level 30 he'll instead drop an assault rifle * A list of previously noted negatives, that have been fixed by updates, can be found here: https://steamcommunity.com/groups/RantPants/discussions/0/2441461920659860890/

This should have been actual release of Fallout 76. Update: After release of Steel of Dawn, I can say the game is way more better than the actual release. You should definitely at least give it a try.

give me my life back

Fallout 3: where's my dad Fallout new Vegas: where's the guy who shot me Fallout 4: where's my son Fallout 76: where's my refund

"Fallout 76 is a very good Fallout 4 mod with AAA price tag, a premium currency and a premium subscription." -me First off, I've played a while on the Bethesda launcher. F76 is not a game but an experiment which Bethesda made to find out how much they can fuck over people while doing as little work as possible. They covered the utter bland and shit state of the game by saying that "it is always evolving" and that "we will see what players like and make the game with that in mind" which they could've done by simply doing a survey but I guess that would take more work than making this "game". This dead horse has been beaten countless times so long story short this game is worth trying but find it somewhere dirt cheap, it really doesn't deserve 40€ price tag, in fact it should be free to play with the game being skullfucked with microtransactions. P.S. Since a review should reflect the current state of the game, I'll just add that after I talked to one of the new NPC's he teleported few meters away into a lake after which he just disappeared so yeah P.P.S. there is a lot of confusion going around saying how I've only played .4 so I'll say it again... I'VE ALREADY PLAYED MY FAIR SHARE ON THE BETHESDA LAUNCHER, YOU GOT IT FREE ON STEAM IF YOU HAVE YOUR ACC LINKED! I WOULDN'T GIVE ANY MORE MONEY FOR THIS GAME EVER

Fallout 76: 16 times the detail, 76 times the bugs

⢸⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⡷⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀Get out of this ⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⡇⠢⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀room, son! ⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡇⠀⠈⠑⢦⡀There's a beautiful ⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⠖⠒⠒⠒⢤⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡇⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⢦world outside! ⢸⠀⠀⣀⢤⣼⣀⡠⠤⠤⠼⠤⡄⠀⠀⡇⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⢄⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⢸⠀⠀⠑⡤⠤⡒⠒⠒⡊⠙⡏⠀⢀⠀⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠑⠢⡄⠀ ⢸⠀⠀⠀⠇⠀⣀⣀⣀⣀⢀⠧⠟⠁⠀⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⡇⠀ ⢸⠀⠀⠀⠸⣀⠀⠀⠈⢉⠟⠓⠀⠀⠀⠀⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⢸ ⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⢱⡖⠋⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⢸ ⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⢺⠧⢄⣀⠀⠀⣀⣀⠀⠀⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸ ⢸⠀⠀⠀⣠⠃⢸⠀⠀⠈⠉⡽⠿⠯⡆⠀⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸ ⢸⠀⠀⣰⠁⠀⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠉⠉⠀⠀⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸ ⢸⠀⠀⠣⠀⠀⢸⢄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸ ⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⠀⢇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸ ⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡌⠀⠈⡆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸ ⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⠃⠀⠀⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸ ⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⠀⠀⠀⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠷⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸

Game is meh, look at this instead. ⠄⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿⠘⡿⢛⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⢻⣿⣿⠃⠸⣿⣿⣿⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿⢀⠼⣛⣛⣭⢭⣟⣛⣛⣛⠿⠿⢆⡠⢿⣿⣿⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠸⣿⣿⢣⢶⣟⣿⣖⣿⣷⣻⣮⡿⣽⣿⣻⣖⣶⣤⣭⡉⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⢹⠣⣛⣣⣭⣭⣭⣁⡛⠻⢽⣿⣿⣿⣿⢻⣿⣿⣿⣽⡧⡄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣌⡛⢿⣽⢘⣿⣷⣿⡻⠏⣛⣀⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⠙⡅⣿⠚⣡⣴⣿⣿⣿⡆⠄ ⠄⠄⣰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⠄⣱⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠄ ⠄⢀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠄ ⠄⣸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠣⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠄ ⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠛⠑⣿⣮⣝⣛⠿⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠄ ⢠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⠄⠄⠄⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠄

i love when i log in i get this overwhelming urge to log off and play something better,so thank you for the inspiration to do something better with my time

No one will read my review so I'll just say im gay

racism is allowed

Look how they massacred my boy

It's weird. I've always wanted a multiplayer Fallout and this is exactly that, but then this is one of the most underwhelming multiplayer experiences I've played, but then there's so much stuff to explore and see and find and collect, but then it's a premium game with a premium currency and a premium subscription, but then they keep bringing content like new, interesting enemies and the board game thingy, but then it's so absolutely riddled with glitches and poor performance and technical issues, but then you meet nice people and sometimes have wholesome interactions, but then cheating is rampant and PvP is horribly broken, but then C.A.M.P. building and decorating is so much fun, but then just about everything in the game is broken in one way or the other. What I mean is - I want to enjoy the game and what it has to offer, I really do. But it just doesn't work.

masterpiece

GAME WAS BAD. NOT ANYMORE GAME GOOD EDIT: DEFINITELY NOT SUPER MUTANT

You do not need to play the 75 prior Fallout games to understand this one.