I bought Sexercise Club thinking “haha funny porn game,” and somehow ended up 100% completing it in 64 minutes. That’s not a brag, that’s a cry for help.
You run a gym. You train women. You have sex. That’s the entire pitch and, shockingly, the game fully delivers on it. It knows exactly what it is and never pretends to be deep, emotional, or anything that would require me to explain this purchase to my Steam friends.
My one and only complaint: the mini-games. Some of them use the mouse, others suddenly expect WASD, and listen… I am simply not good at using my right hand for activities. That hand has a job already. Switching between mouse and keyboard mid-horny is an accessibility nightmare. I would strongly prefer all mini-games to be mouse-based so I can play the way God and PC gaming intended.
Other than that, it’s short, stupid, funny, and doesn’t waste your time. I laughed, I finished it, and Steam will now forever remember I did all of this in just over an hour.
👍 Recommended
✋ One-hand friendly? Needs a patch
Ps: Haru is the GOAT
I bought Sexercise Club thinking “haha funny porn game,” and somehow ended up 100% completing it in 64 minutes. That’s not a brag, that’s a cry for help.
You run a gym. You train women. You have sex. That’s the entire pitch and, shockingly, the game fully delivers on it. It knows exactly what it is and never pretends to be deep, emotional, or anything that would require me to explain this purchase to my Steam friends.
My one and only complaint: the mini-games. Some of them use the mouse, others suddenly expect WASD, and listen… I am simply not good at using my right hand for activities. That hand has a job already. Switching between mouse and keyboard mid-horny is an accessibility nightmare. I would strongly prefer all mini-games to be mouse-based so I can play the way God and PC gaming intended.
Other than that, it’s short, stupid, funny, and doesn’t waste your time. I laughed, I finished it, and Steam will now forever remember I did all of this in just over an hour.
👍 Recommended
✋ One-hand friendly? Needs a patch
Ps: Haru is the GOAT
Controls:
Mouse: 10/10
Keyboard: Not needed
Left hand: Drinking coffee
Right hand: Busy
Graphics are 10/10, physics are... let's just say bouncy. Best hentai I've played this year.
No annoying puzzles. No 10-hour boring dialogue. Just straight to the good stuff with sexy art and voice acting.
This is why I love Steam. God bless the devs.
I bought fitness club memberships several times and always gave up after a while. But after buying this game, I started training twice as hard hoping to open my own fitness club after some time
A nicely done game that doesn't overstay its welcome, short and knew what it and that is what makes this work. Superb graphics and easy mini-games, it was worth the price, my soul is satiated.
I came in, did what I had to do, and got out...I guess I am a successful gym business owner now.
Had to learn how to play with one hand in some sections cuz of uhh....reasons. Other reviewers have said what I wanted to say already so I'll just leave it at that, give this game a try, it did not disappoint.
P.S. Keeping this in one my library, the people who worked on this did a really good job.
I don't know why I bought this, but after 30 minutes, I’m an athlete.
The art is gorgeous and the "exercises" are very creative. Best use of money I've made in a while.
Warning: Do not play with speakers on.
I liked the game for its original concept and humorous approach to the adult theme. Interesting mini-games and the ability to interact with characters create an exciting and relaxing mood. The graphics are bright and colorful, and the atmosphere is pleasant and unobtrusive.
I bought Sexercise Club thinking “haha funny porn game,” and somehow ended up 100% completing it in 64 minutes. That’s not a brag, that’s a cry for help.
You run a gym. You train women. You have sex. That’s the entire pitch and, shockingly, the game fully delivers on it. It knows exactly what it is and never pretends to be deep, emotional, or anything that would require me to explain this purchase to my Steam friends.
My one and only complaint: the mini-games. Some of them use the mouse, others suddenly expect WASD, and listen… I am simply not good at using my right hand for activities. That hand has a job already. Switching between mouse and keyboard mid-horny is an accessibility nightmare. I would strongly prefer all mini-games to be mouse-based so I can play the way God and PC gaming intended.
Other than that, it’s short, stupid, funny, and doesn’t waste your time. I laughed, I finished it, and Steam will now forever remember I did all of this in just over an hour.
👍 Recommended
✋ One-hand friendly? Needs a patch
Ps: Haru is the GOAT
I bought Sexercise Club thinking “haha funny porn game,” and somehow ended up 100% completing it in 64 minutes. That’s not a brag, that’s a cry for help.
You run a gym. You train women. You have sex. That’s the entire pitch and, shockingly, the game fully delivers on it. It knows exactly what it is and never pretends to be deep, emotional, or anything that would require me to explain this purchase to my Steam friends.
My one and only complaint: the mini-games. Some of them use the mouse, others suddenly expect WASD, and listen… I am simply not good at using my right hand for activities. That hand has a job already. Switching between mouse and keyboard mid-horny is an accessibility nightmare. I would strongly prefer all mini-games to be mouse-based so I can play the way God and PC gaming intended.
Other than that, it’s short, stupid, funny, and doesn’t waste your time. I laughed, I finished it, and Steam will now forever remember I did all of this in just over an hour.
👍 Recommended
✋ One-hand friendly? Needs a patch
Ps: Haru is the GOAT
Controls:
Mouse: 10/10
Keyboard: Not needed
Left hand: Drinking coffee
Right hand: Busy
Graphics are 10/10, physics are... let's just say bouncy. Best hentai I've played this year.
No annoying puzzles. No 10-hour boring dialogue. Just straight to the good stuff with sexy art and voice acting.
This is why I love Steam. God bless the devs.
I bought fitness club memberships several times and always gave up after a while. But after buying this game, I started training twice as hard hoping to open my own fitness club after some time
A nicely done game that doesn't overstay its welcome, short and knew what it and that is what makes this work. Superb graphics and easy mini-games, it was worth the price, my soul is satiated.
I came in, did what I had to do, and got out...I guess I am a successful gym business owner now.
Had to learn how to play with one hand in some sections cuz of uhh....reasons. Other reviewers have said what I wanted to say already so I'll just leave it at that, give this game a try, it did not disappoint.
P.S. Keeping this in one my library, the people who worked on this did a really good job.
I don't know why I bought this, but after 30 minutes, I’m an athlete.
The art is gorgeous and the "exercises" are very creative. Best use of money I've made in a while.
Warning: Do not play with speakers on.
I liked the game for its original concept and humorous approach to the adult theme. Interesting mini-games and the ability to interact with characters create an exciting and relaxing mood. The graphics are bright and colorful, and the atmosphere is pleasant and unobtrusive.
