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The First DescendantThe First Descendant
Onlyfans has less microtransactions than this.
929 votes funny
Onlyfans has less microtransactions than this.
929 votes funny
Nobody will read my review so I Will Eat 1 Tablespoon of ketchup For Every Like this gets.
602 votes funny
The First Descendant is more predatory than Drake. Keep the wallet away. Keep the credit card away. Keep the debit card away.
532 votes funny
Ultimate Bunny a̶s̶s will carry the game's financial success.
407 votes funny
Onlyfans has less microtransactions than this.
405 votes funny
PROS: - Character design is very good made me learn how to play with one hand. - Maps are decent albeit sometimes hard to navigate in. - The gameplay is fun. CONS: - Nexon will probably abandon the game in like 3 months. - The grind can get really repetitive and annoying real quick unless you're familiar with Korean MMOs in general then you probably hate yourself enough to not care as much. - Story is laughably bad. The devs could have honestly went to a random DnD Discord server and asked for a much better story to be written for them in 10 minutes there.
400 votes funny
This game was really fun but the Terms of Service (TOS) is something to be reviewed closely and also the reason I'm not recommending this game. A few excerpts as of 7-11-24:

They own anything you create for content related to this game and owe you nothing if they decide to use it, sell it, etc.:

"You hereby grant Nexon a royalty-free, perpetual, irrevocable, fully transferable and sublicensable, non-exclusive, worldwide right and license to use your User Content in any and all media in any manner and for any purpose (including without limitation commercial, advertising, and promotional purposes) to the greatest extent permitted by applicable law, including without limitation the rights to reproduce, copy, modify, perform, display, publish, distribute, broadcast, transmit, or otherwise communicate to the public, or create derivative works from or adapt, use or otherwise exploit by any means whether now known or unknown and without any further notice or compensation to you of any kind. To the extent permitted by applicable law, you waive any moral rights of paternity, publication, reputation, or attribution with respect to Nexon’s and other players’ use and enjoyment of User Content in connection with the Services. The license grant to Nexon, and the above waiver of any applicable moral rights, survives any termination or expiration of the Terms."

Any feedback or comments you make are also their property to do with as they wish:

"Any ideas, suggestions, proposals, comments, feedback, or other submissions (including without limitation those that provide feedback on our Services or suggest new content, features, products, or similar ideas) (collectively, “Feedback”), regardless of whether you provide such Feedback in a public or private medium, will not be treated as confidential or proprietary. This means that if you provide Feedback to Nexon, you are waiving all rights to it and are allowing it to be shared and used by us or others for any purpose, including without limitation using, sharing, and commercially exploiting the Feedback any way we see fit without any notice or compensation to you. Nexon does not return or regularly acknowledge Feedback we receive, and does not have any obligation related to your Feedback." These are only a few parts of the TOS. I encourage you to read it more closely and decide if you want to support this game or not.
395 votes funny
I was going to play it but POW! moment you go to log in its asking for consent to share your information with whoever they want including 3rd parties, when i took a look at the terms MY GOD thats alot of info. They gonna be making more money from your info than the micro transactions with this. Hard pass...
343 votes funny
If Warframe and Destiny 2 got waifu-ified and had a janky lovechild. Beware overpriced microtransactions. Verdict at the bottom. This looter-shooter has a lot of shocking similarities to both games, for example... Warframe-equivalent mechanics: - Upgrades/modding card system (mod slots, polarities, mod drain, forma, orokin reactors) - Upgrading mod cards and dissolving them for upgrade resources - Elemental and physical weaknesses - Mastery rank/weapon proficiency - Defense missions (down to similar UI) - Third person perspective - Character abilities and mana/energy - Level 30/40 character cap - Character switching and ultimate/prime counterparts - Relic/Anomalous loot system - Universal double jump and ripline/grappling hook - Simulacrum firing range - Long crafting times (dozens of real-life hours) and sub-parts to craft new characters Destiny-equivalent mechanics: - Exotic weapons with unique perks (the first one you get is literally just Riskrunner) - Power level/light level grind for gear specifically - Gear level infusion - Armor/modules and weapon loadouts - Weapon ammo types and ammo scarcity - Instanced dungeons/void intercepts - Open zone activities/patrols - Open zone fast travel - Nearly identical weapon archetypes (scout rifle, pulse rifle, hand cannon, sniper, shotgun, trace rifle, sidearm, etc.) The good ✅ - Borrowing mostly good mechanics from familiar games in the genre like Warframe and Destiny - Gunplay feels quite solid, almost Destiny tier (sound design is immaculate, visual feedback is solid) - The ability to lock and reroll substats (thank the lord, this should be industry standard) - Ultimate/prime character variants are technically obtainable for free (should also be industry standard) - Void intercept battles feel relatively original and are a great balance of challenge and fun The bad ❌ - Egregiously overpriced microtransactions - Inability to get most/any cosmetics without paying real money - General lack of polish (translation, grammatical, animation, performance, etc. issues) - Poor movement options when compared to Warframe - Relatively boring and uninspired story - Nexon, which has a history of having overpriced/predatory microtransactions and poor management Verdict 🏁 If you're familiar with Warframe or Destiny, or just want to dump some time into a decent looter shooter, you should give this a try. Just don't dump $100 on the Ultimate Bunny bundle... don't think I don't see you.
305 votes funny
Nobody will read my review so I Will do 10 push ups Every Like this gets.
304 votes funny
Can't get Sony's butt-jiggle game on Steam so this will do.
287 votes funny
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245 votes funny
Can't beat the "Compiling Shaders" boss.
225 votes funny
The more I play the game the more I want to play Warframe.
217 votes funny
Nobody will read my review so I Will Eat 1 Tablespoon of ketchup For Every Like this gets.
211 votes funny
80% warframe 20% destiny 2 one of the missions you have to do copies warframe dialogue word for word choose from 3 warframes at the beginning like warframe later you can craft more warframes or buy more warframes you level up weapons and warframes like warframe upgrade stuff with mods like warframe can upgrade those mods like warframe you get a lot of duplicate mods which you can break down like warframe you get a lot of weapons like destiny 2 enemies come down from spaceships like destiny 2 and as you gain XP you level up your mastery rank like warframe combat is more like destiny 2
205 votes funny
came for the booty became a booty warrior stayed for the gunplay and booty
204 votes funny
NEXON i got high hopes and low expectations
204 votes funny
made me want to play warframe
203 votes funny
* Extremely predatory monetization structure * Beyond repetitive and dull bullet-sponge-game-play * Extremely predatory monetization structure * Lack of diversity of content to engage with * Extremely predatory monetization structure Worst thing though is the extremely predatory monetization structure.
184 votes funny
Nobody will read my review so I Will do 10 push ups Every Like this gets.
168 votes funny
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151 votes funny
Spent over 300 hours in the previous betas from Closed, to Open, to the FTT and never once was bored of it. The First Descendant has the grind and reward there for dedicated players and always keeps you coming back for more. Colossus battles for Ultimate gear, Hard modes for daring players, and a great display of UE5 and what it can be capable of. Also, I've made so many new friends playing. Even my wifes boyfriend grinds the game with me from time to time!
151 votes funny

Fair Review that Explains the "Mixed" Reviews

I have played over 100 hours and I will attempt to give a fair review that explains the state of the game with limited copium or trash talking. This is as of 7/12/2024. Pros: -The game is FREE and as of the current state, you can farm everything in the game without spending a dime other than skins -The grappling feature of the game provides a fresh take to the looter shooter genre and can create many different play styles. You can grapple onto walls to fly around, grapple to an enemy and melee for a free knock down effect, you can grapple onto a boss's armor pieces to tear it down, etc. -Variety of activities to do: different types of missions, ops, surviving waves of monsters, bossing (colossus), vault hunting, etc. -There are a total of 14 descendants (or playable characters) in the game albeit you gota farm for most of them. This game gives you 3 free characters through natural progression. Each character is quite unique and surely there will be someone who your preferred play style matches. With more characters coming on the way - Mod System : This is a great feature similar to "traits" or "passives" in other games. It provides different builds that fit your playstyle. You can easily spend hours strategizing what the best mods are, farming those mods, and using them for boss fights. -Boobas and peaches. Nuff said Cons: -The game is free as said above BUT if you do want to pay, it is extremely expensive compared to other games (its Nexon go figure) -Quality of Life: As this is a new game, it comes with flaws in QoL. For example, the "Access Info" section is really great for locating and planing what to farm and grind BUT they do not make that well known unless you are poking around each tab in the menu. -Story was meh at best and the voice actors were really not that great. It did change dramatically when I changed the voice to Korean (think of it as sub vs dub for anime). *Honorary mention fact (take it how you will): game has resemblances to Warframe and Destiny 2 Personal Opinion: -I have played over 100 hours in this game and usually I quit after storymode. Yes, I said the story is poopoo but that being said, it still made me play for a long time. Why is that? For me it is simple: Grappling. I see people mainly using grapple to run away or for mobility but you can use them offensively as well. Think of Attack on Titan with guns basically. You can grapple high up to avoid a mob then rain bullets on them from above. I would never get sick of that. Plus a free crowd control for grappling and meleeing an enemy? Priceless. -The game is free and as of right now nothing seems P2W. Yes, you can speed your progression by buying from the store such as the Ultimate Descendants that will probably take days if not weeks to farm. But is it necessary to have fun? Absolutely not. -I also want to debunk the drop rate complaints people are making. If you took middle school math, probability is a fixed number. Just because you tossed a coin with 50% chance of either side 10 times, does not mean you will get 5 of each side. You can technically still get 10 tails and no heads. "This item is 20% drop rate and I ran it 50 times still didnt get it. The drop rates are rigged!" is a common complaint i hear. Yes I felt this too but you gota remember probability does not guarantee a drop no matter how many runs since each run is its own individual probability dice roll. Final Verdict: -Despite obvious flaws in the game, I honestly think this game is worth a shot. I know I do this too but just because a game has "Mixed" reviews does not mean you will not enjoy it. Give it a try and make your opinion but I recommend this game based on my opinions shared above. Thanks for reading my TED Talk. If you made it here, I like pizza 🍕 Edit: formatting Edit 2: Just wana say thanks everyone. I never got awards on reviews before lol albeit I only left a few.
145 votes funny
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