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This is one of the best fighting games I’ve ever played, it easily makes it into my top 5 favorite fighting games. Here’s the list: 1st — Sex with Hitler 2nd — Furry Feet 3rd — Hentai vs Furries 4th — My Roommate Femboy 5th — A Few Quick Matches Excellent fighting games.
95 votes funny
This is one of the best fighting games I’ve ever played, it easily makes it into my top 5 favorite fighting games. Here’s the list: 1st — Sex with Hitler 2nd — Furry Feet 3rd — Hentai vs Furries 4th — My Roommate Femboy 5th — A Few Quick Matches Excellent fighting games.
95 votes funny
UPDATE: Played the game a lot more after reviewing, thought I was mad cuz bad. All my criticisms are the same and also the netcode SUCKS Steam needs a mixed review option tbh, I don’t want to give this game a full thumbs down but I don’t want to give it a thumbs up either AFQM is a nice little platform fighter (without ledges, shields, or grabs, so like Rivals 1) with fun-feeling movement and a couple gimmicks to its name, mainly getting an airdash after getting a hit. This is, in theory, an incredible system, and it feels like crack to get a combo off that uses one cancel, let alone multiple. Real platfighter heads remember this was the concept of Rushdown Revolution, a truly truly tragic story of a game. However, that’s also where the issues arise. The game’s movement and overall feel has this weird… sloshy/slippery/unintuitive feeling, and while it’s not a huge issue on its own (plenty of other platfighters have less than stellar gamefeel), the problem arises when you realize the amount of precision the game wants you to have to make the most of its mechanics. Hitboxes are tight and movement is sloshy while the game wants you to be pulling off airdash after airdash mid combo, and while I can’t deny that it’s certainly possible, it absolutely feels out of reach to an average player. I don’t necessarily want to git gud to experience a game’s selling point, especially since I’ve got thousands of platfighter hours behind me. Part of the issue might also be the characters? Rend is so hilariously slow in both movement and melee that the airdash system doesn’t actually benefit him, plus he feels like ass to play anyway. Knockt is really cool setplay but his melee hitboxes are so precise in both size and timing that you’d have to pull off some Nostradamus tier reads to be able to take advantage of airdashes. Wizard is just Fox with a little setplay and benefits most from the airdash system on account of having the quickest moves in the air alongside some slightly generous hitboxes. Overall, AFQM is a good game, but unless you want to devote an unreasonable amount of time to learning its overly-stringent ropes, then you’d be better served playing most any other platform fighter. Still, it’s incredibly cheap and at least worth a shot for that alone. TL;DR make game easier :( also fix the netcode 80 ping when i’m 500m away from the dude i’m playing is inexcusable
20 votes funny
Nobody's gonna see this cuz it just came out but PLEASE add DPad movement for controllers I'm BEGGING YOU Edit: they did thank you I appreciate that
14 votes funny
Me- sees cool game on steam It's an indie game! It came out today!! IT'S 5 DOLLARS!!! IT'S DOING A CROSS OVER WITH YOMI HUSTLE!!!!!!!!!!!!
13 votes funny
I'm not good at this game therefore it sucks
11 votes funny
Great game with amazing future potential! We finally got Smash for PC :')
11 votes funny
Platform fighters attract a unique kind of plague. It reeks of decay, oozing grease from its thick porous skin. I think I would rather spend eternity in the worst depictions of the christian hell than play a game with these rancid sacks of diseased meat.
10 votes funny
i love saying im playing a few quick matches and then all my friends being confused on weather im playing this or a diffrent game
12 votes funny
>start by thinking the game is clunky and trash >play it >get good >hype moments and aura 10/10 will be playing a few more quick matches of a few quick matches
9 votes funny
Cancel everything. This game is GOD Tier smash clone for ADHD riddled weirdos and its the best
8 votes funny
Only leaving a negative review as me and my friends would regularly encounter server issues even in our own lobbies. This could just be an issue persisting to only the Australian servers, but it's bad enough to not be able to enjoy the game. Once the server issues are resolved I would change my review and consider purchasing the game again.
8 votes funny
THEY UN-YOMI'D MY HUSTLE
8 votes funny
cool movement cool combo system (if it was actually consistent) getting hit feels awful because you just get stunned into hit into stunned into hit the worst tech system i have ever seen anything except neutral tech has 17 million frames of endlag which doesnt work in a game as fast paced as this rend vs rend is fun, rend vs anyone that isnt rend is toxic af because eureka and knockt have better movement and hitboxes (why is knockts dash attack so good zoner btw) this game is like 2 balance patches away from being a really fun footsies heavy platform fighter
7 votes funny
This game matched me with the same rage quitter three times in a row, I like to think they closed the game in frustration afterwards. Rocks or whatever I hope you have a good night where ever you are
6 votes funny
Not fun, very hard to learn, and once you try to use what you learned you get dogged on by a no life dont recommend getting imo any other 2d fighter is better but you get for what you paid for what can i say
5 votes funny
gf asked me "why is there no Crouch Cancelling?" i said "because it's not Melee" and she looked at me like i'd called her a slur
5 votes funny
the game is horrendous and not made to played on keyboard and mouse despite being a PC game, play any other smash clone this isn't even worth 1$ let alone 5$
5 votes funny
if you like getting your shit rocked, never hitting your opponent, and not having fun, this game is for you.
4 votes funny
Buggy piece of shit good luck playing with friends because its programmed by monkeys
4 votes funny
dude i fucking love this gamew cuz its stickmen and they;re fighting and its so awesome
4 votes funny
this game is amazing, its one of the best 2d fighting games ive ever played, i played alot of these fighting type game genre like ssbu or yomi and sadly brawlhalla but i like to say that this one captures the amazing aspects of all of these games mentioned, if you enjoy quick 2d fighting games that can be picked up by anyone i think you will enjoy a few quick matches of this game
4 votes funny
Hard to master bc of full server of sweats after week of release. Isnt fun.
4 votes funny
Best beat up your friends simulator, or get beat up by your friends simulator
4 votes funny
decent game ruined by genuinely awful controls why not just put airdash and parry on the same button? why tech and roll with airdash and not parry? dumb
4 votes funny
"mmm yes today i will make it so that eureka can just up air chain you directly into the blast zone and there's nothing you can do about it i am very smart and good developer"
4 votes funny

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