I uh... I- I uh played the game... I played the game and the funny woman made funny sounds and funny things happened and I beated the game. I played and beated the game.
---{Graphics}---
☑ You forget about the corpses in the attic
☐ You forget what reality is
☐ Beautiful
☐ Good
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ Paint.exe
---{Gameplay}---
☐ Very good
☑ Requires subway surfers gameplay on the sides
☐ It‘s just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Starring at walls is better
☐ Just don‘t
---{Audio}---
☐ Eargasm
☑ The Voices
☐ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Bad
☐ Earrape
---{Audience}---
☐ Kids
☐ Adults
☐ Human
☐ Lizards
☑ Mentally Unwell people
---{PC Requirements}---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boiiiiii
☑ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer
---{Difficulity}---
☐ Just press ‚A‘
☐ Easy
☑ The voices tell you how to play
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Difficult
---{Grind}---
☐ Nothing to grind
☑ Takes years of your lifespan
☐ Isnt necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You‘ll need a second live for grinding
---{Story}---
☐ Story?
☐ Average
☐ Good
☐ Lovely
☐ Makes you forget your life
☑ It‘ll show up in your delusions
---{Game Time}---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☐ Average
☐ To infinity and beyond
☑ Takes decades off your lifespan
---{Price}---
☐ It’s free!
☐ Worth the price
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☑ It costed my left kidney to buy
---{Bugs}---
☐ Never heard of
☐ Minor bugs
☑ I feel them inside my skin
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs
I uh... I- I uh played the game... I played the game and the funny woman made funny sounds and funny things happened and I beated the game. I played and beated the game.
Watched the game trailer. didn't understand what's this game is about.
Played the game, didn't understand what it's about.
Completed all achievements (almost), didn't understand what this game is about
best game 11/10 can't wait for chapter 2
Was recommended this by a friend because apparently it was a masterpiece. If you're into abstract shapes and weird looking penguins screaming at each other, no clear plot and continuously talking to random characters about God knows what bullshit, then this is the steaming pile of shit for you! This game is pure brainrot.
I uh... I- I uh played the game... I played the game and the funny woman made funny sounds and funny things happened and I beated the game. I played and beated the game.
---{Graphics}---
☑ You forget about the corpses in the attic
☐ You forget what reality is
☐ Beautiful
☐ Good
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ Paint.exe
---{Gameplay}---
☐ Very good
☑ Requires subway surfers gameplay on the sides
☐ It‘s just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Starring at walls is better
☐ Just don‘t
---{Audio}---
☐ Eargasm
☑ The Voices
☐ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Bad
☐ Earrape
---{Audience}---
☐ Kids
☐ Adults
☐ Human
☐ Lizards
☑ Mentally Unwell people
---{PC Requirements}---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boiiiiii
☑ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer
---{Difficulity}---
☐ Just press ‚A‘
☐ Easy
☑ The voices tell you how to play
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Difficult
---{Grind}---
☐ Nothing to grind
☑ Takes years of your lifespan
☐ Isnt necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You‘ll need a second live for grinding
---{Story}---
☐ Story?
☐ Average
☐ Good
☐ Lovely
☐ Makes you forget your life
☑ It‘ll show up in your delusions
---{Game Time}---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☐ Average
☐ To infinity and beyond
☑ Takes decades off your lifespan
---{Price}---
☐ It’s free!
☐ Worth the price
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☑ It costed my left kidney to buy
---{Bugs}---
☐ Never heard of
☐ Minor bugs
☑ I feel them inside my skin
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs
I uh... I- I uh played the game... I played the game and the funny woman made funny sounds and funny things happened and I beated the game. I played and beated the game.
Watched the game trailer. didn't understand what's this game is about.
Played the game, didn't understand what it's about.
Completed all achievements (almost), didn't understand what this game is about
best game 11/10 can't wait for chapter 2
Was recommended this by a friend because apparently it was a masterpiece. If you're into abstract shapes and weird looking penguins screaming at each other, no clear plot and continuously talking to random characters about God knows what bullshit, then this is the steaming pile of shit for you! This game is pure brainrot.
