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Captain BloodCaptain Blood
The only BLOOD ive seen so far is the one coming out from my ears, the audio glitches and the water sfx are driving me insane, please do fix this asap, the audio unbalance is unreal, impossible to hear the dialogues but you get the waterfall literally screaming inside your ears, same goes when you break the barrels in contrast to way lower attacks and missing attack sfx.
17 votes funny
The only BLOOD ive seen so far is the one coming out from my ears, the audio glitches and the water sfx are driving me insane, please do fix this asap, the audio unbalance is unreal, impossible to hear the dialogues but you get the waterfall literally screaming inside your ears, same goes when you break the barrels in contrast to way lower attacks and missing attack sfx.
17 votes funny
There's a reason this game didn't come out over a decade ago and the old design clunk from those days definitely shows
9 votes funny
76561198048889896
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Recommended3 hrs played

A Pirate Game with God of War’s Soul (and 2006’s Bones)

Originally announced in 2003. Canceled in 2010. Leaked in 2012. Revived in 2024. Released in 2025. Captain Blood’s journey deserves its own Netflix documentary. The game itself? It’s basically God of War with ship battles and a British accent. Peter Blood isn’t angry like Kratos—he’s just tired. Maybe from waiting 20 years to be played. This game feels like someone took God of War (2005), added pirates, then left it in a drawer until 2025. It has combos, ship battles, and a protagonist who broods like Kratos’ less angry cousin. But somehow, it’s fun. If you miss the days of fixed cameras and brutal finishers, this is your strange little time capsule.
8 votes funny
76561198027265076
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Recommended0 hrs played
Captain Blood is not a product of today's world, but an action orgy originally intended for the Xbox 360, which is now considered quite outdated and primitive, but which is still somehow dirty fun despite everything.
4 votes funny
76561198074061394
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Recommended15 hrs played
A time capsule from the PS3/Xbox 360 era and a well-made God of War clone from 17 years ago.
3 votes funny
76561198056240397
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Recommended0 hrs played
waited over a decade for this game... then the devs made me wait an extra 5 hours... worth it though. fun pirate game.
3 votes funny
I can understand why fans of this games creation from 20 years ago are giving it a positive review. I really do. But I simply can’t. So here’s what I’ll do. If I were to review this game based on when it should have originally been released. Some 20 years ago or wtv, I would have given it an average score. 5/10. It would have been considered an average hack and slash game. Not great but not terrible. If I were to review this game based on it’s release of today I’d say this is a crap game. 2/10. It offers nothing new or innovative. It’s just a quick and easy cash grab for a game that was probably already finished and collecting dust on a shelf for decades and they finally decided to release it and try to make a quick buck. That’s pretty much all I can say about it. The graphics are obviously bad, but so is the sound design and sound quality. The gameplay is boring, repetitive, old and just tired. The plot is obvious and cliche, the writing doesn’t make sense, it has bugs and glitches, it sells for 5 dollars more than it should and honestly the only thing it really has going for it is the level design. They were pretty okay I think. I played for almost 2 hours and completed 5 or 6 missions in that time frame. Not sure how many missions are in the game but even if it was 20 missions that means the length of play for this would only be like 6 hours of gameplay. There’s no real ship to ship combat, no piloting your ship, no crew management, no customizations or choices at all. There’s loads of QTE boss fights and cutscenes I mean. Well, like I said. If it had released 20 years ago I’d have given it a thumbs up and said it was average. But today? No. Just, just no. Not worth it IMO. But if you’d like a more in-depth look then feel free to check out the review on my Youtube Channel (link below). https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CoIQPdwMFpg Otherwise, thanks so much for reading and I hope I managed to help some of you out there spend your money wisely.
1 votes funny
76561198892228256
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Recommended1 hrs played
Прекрасная игра, которая приятно ощущается и играется даже до сих пор. Как же жеаль, что её не выпустили в своё время, она была бы хитом, однако и сейчас приятно наблюдать за приключениями блада, которые смазываются обильным мясом, что особенно в нынешнее время радует глаз. Так же нельзя не отметить, ни капельки не устаревшую режиссуру, единственное, что очевидно подверглось старению это графика, при этом же, хоть она очевидно и выглядит устаревшей, саму её назвать некрасивой нельзя, она приятна глазу. Ну короче... ИСПАНЦЫЫЫЫ!!!!
1 votes funny
Atrocious sound mixing ruining an otherwise fun game. The sound is so awful there is no chance they were unaware of this before releasing. All the dialogues are drowned out by ambient sfx, the water either ocean/waterfall is so loud it drowns out everything else during gameplay. Desynced audio for executions. Way to go managing to ruin the fun game underneath.
1 votes funny
76561197960895618
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Recommended0 hrs played
I have been smiling the first hour of playing this game and I initially tried the demo for 5 minutes and then instantly bought the game. Anyone remember Fighting Force on the Playstation?? This game gave me that vibe when playing it and if people recall, games used to be fun back then even though they were very linear. Such simplistic times and nowadays when companies make open worlds, people complain it's too boring and that there are too many "fetch quests". That is why we need to go back to these types of games to just follow the path, enjoy the story and game play, then call it a day after 6-10 hours instead of having to do 50+ hours in open world tedious crap. So far I am enjoying it as it is bringing back that nostalgic old era of gaming and not many do that these days unfortunately. This game just has more of that old school happy feel to it and I am happy to give my $32, it may not be the same for others but there is a demo to try before you buy, so do not buy the game and give it a negative review because it wasn't what you were expecting. I think I have played the first 2 or 3 missions, not sure really as a few achievements have popped up but it's like each time you come across something new, a tutorial explains the buttons and how to use it etc. Different coloured and types of enemies cannot be grabbed, so you will need to dodge, block, throw a bomb, pick up a weapon the enemy dropped or a box/barrel and what ever else is available. Only issue I have had so far is the audio keeps skipping at times when I launch the game, so I just close it, relaunch it and problem solved. Not sure if it's the Nvidia overlay that bugs the sound out when the games loading and just play around with the sound settings in the game to get the right feel of the music, vfx, dialogue etc I give it a thumbs up and a recommendation if you are an old nub like myself who misses these types of games, also to support the developers and publishers.
1 votes funny
76561198078178546
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Recommended5 hrs played
Full Walkthrough: https://youtu.be/QJuZ3-9H6ZM Gameplay: Good Story: Very Good Music: Good PC Requirements: Medium Game Time: 3.5 - 6 hours Here I will leave the cat, friends who pass by can pet it and give it a thumbs up       />  フ       |    l       /` ミ_xノ      /      |     /  ヽ   ノ     │  | | |  / ̄|   | | |  | ( ̄ヽ_ヽ)__)
1 votes funny

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