-Joined a random game -Played as Jury -Watched as the Prosecutor and the Defense Fight -Decide to use the notepad to write a yaoi fanfic about them -Judge overheard me ask if the other jury wanted to hear my yaoi story -Suddenly I'm doing an ultra Dramatic reading about two yaoi lawyers -Everyone enjoyed it -Defense wins somehow 10/10 game im gonna be so real I miss those two i wrote fanfic about hope u guys are living it up

My client got sentenced to death for sinking the titanic because he broke the drill used to unclog toilets. The prosecution had a flawless case. Evidence, a good witness and bias from the judge. I had to fabricate all my evidence on the spot, and even had to call on santa as a witness. According to santa 10% of the worlds population is called nightcat. But the judge didn't believe it and sentenced santa to death for perjury. When all was said and done, I obviously had to insult the judge, but that got me a death sentence too. 10/10 game if you have funny friends

The case started with the accused Mr. Beast allegedly selling "dog ass burgers" which the defense argued is impossible as the burgers are made of at least 60% ground donkey meat, to which the prosecution argued that the donkey meat caused widespread food poisoning leading to the COVID19 pandemic. The witness who testified to this account was proven to have their credit card declined at the register, and thus could not have eaten a burger. Calling into question the validity of their testimony. During this revelation it came to light via breaking news that Mr. Beast had allegedly been seen orchestrating the 9/11 terror attacks, with an image of him in the cockpit prior to impact. However, the defense was successfully able to argue that his illegal passport was purchased on the dark web and would have led to him being caught by airport security prior to the attack. The prosecution inquired as to why an American citizen would need a passport to fly commercially within the states, which lead to the revelation that Mr. Beast was in fact a citizen of Saudi Arabia. By cross examining the witness who claimed to have seen Mr. Beast interacting with the architects of the attack, the defense uncovered that the homeless man testifying against the defendant was in fact, Osama Bin Laden. Despite the shifting allegations and lack of sufficient evidence for the initial criminal charges, Mr. Beast was found guilty by the Jury due to his alleged associations. Not that it mattered as the Judge pressed the wrong button and Mr. Beast was found not-guilty on all charges.

join the lobby with friends there a echo so keep leaving and rejoin to fix it some stranger join after i left game start with out me all of them think the stranger was me for the whole fucking round next game me and this faker face it off i fucking lose called me greg took my life took my friends took my name great game actually effect my life

Channeled my inner Saul Goodman and defended a terrorist with the most asinine evidence and won my first court case. 10/10

I presented 10/10 evidence that my client was not guilty. The judge asked what ethnicity I am, I said Asian. He instantly clicked guilty. 10/10 would defend again

first game i got in someone instantly claimed my client was secretly hitlers femboy and i had zero cards to play against it so i just forfeited and let the procacuter take my client to the court where they revealed all of the war crimes

enjoyed pretending i didn't know any of my friends as we played with a few randoms. Prosecuted against my bf for being gay and won. 10/10

Fun game, won a trial by making up a conspiracy about how the prosecutor framed my defendant for 9/11 over a Monopoly game gone wrong

A film producer was charged with possessing 12 tons of dynamite and electroshock collars, which he got from a mystery box. Suddenly, he was also accused of the bombing of Berlin in 1965 (fictional) and after still having some dynamite left, he blew up a bus full of people. In the end, he was still found not guilty. Great game.

i was supposed to defend diddy from the accusations of owning a million bottles of baby oil. not only was diddy jailed for 35 years due to a breaking news report of him oiling up, but im now also facing jail time for defending his heinous acts.

Held a trial for Horus Lupercal and almost ended with an innocent verdict. 10/10

Got convicted of 34 accounts of being "uncool", and ended up with 24 life sentences because of it.....

it super duper fun i got to convict an innocent man to the death penalty

The game is really fun if you are extremely funny. Chances are, you are not.

If you want a game where you're in a courtroom dealing with John Cena throwing an entire train at civillians, or someone being guilty for deploying Freddy Fazbear onto the tri-state area, then this is the game for you.

I've got to be the best attorney. Successfully defended hitler, diddy, and stalin

Receipt for a custom deck: "No U" - just add it 20 times. It's an automatic win since your opponent can't do anything against it. It's the law.

I defended P Diddy, a week later he basically got out of jail with a slap on the wrist, i feel like i may have something to do with that... in other news i lost my case defending Hitler, They say he liked anime girls i said nuh uh and they didnt care

While the premise of the game is extremely good; unfortunately people do not play the game how it should be played. 1. Most players on this game are massively racist, and will create court cases that entirely revolve around race. You will hear the N word here more than you will in any COD game. 2. There is no way to kick troublesome people out of your lobby once you're in the game itself. People can be well-behaved until they get into the courtroom then they start causing issues. 3. There is no way to be able to see previously played with people to try and get some good cases going from there. Overall, the game idea is amazing and I have gotten some good games with very specific people. Unfortunately there are too many racist-bigoted-homophobic trolls on this game, and for that reason I cannot recommend anyone purchase this game until something is done about it.

nearly won my first case as the prosecutor but the journalist said "if you end the trial right now i'll give you a free subscription to my onlyfans" and i lost. best game ever 10/10

I recommend this game ONLY if you intend to play it with a trusted friend group. Public lobbies or ones arranged through the official discord almost literally always have at least one person who thinks mentioning a certain person's island is peak comedy.

Fun game for a improv night with friends but unfortunately needs a ban button or something of the sort. Was live and had some annoying kid break into our private lobby repeatedly to just continue using The N word with the hard R, annoying to say the least.

The second most amount of fun i've ever had with a sock!

game itself is fine but don't play w strangers if you're a minority. hell, if you just have a fem-sounding voice. the worst people you can know will smell blood and ruin your afternoon.