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MapleStoryMapleStory
This game is like that really easy girl in middle school. You played with her for a while and got bored with her, but you hear her call your name and for whatever reason you go back to see if anything has changed, and every time you go back, nothing has ever changed. Now, almost 8 years since you've met her, and you two still meet up every once and awhile to diddle. This game, man.
563 votes funny
This game is like that really easy girl in middle school. You played with her for a while and got bored with her, but you hear her call your name and for whatever reason you go back to see if anything has changed, and every time you go back, nothing has ever changed. Now, almost 8 years since you've met her, and you two still meet up every once and awhile to diddle. This game, man.
563 votes funny
I've played this game since I was 10 years old when it came out in america. The best way to describe maplestory is a deep, deep hole out in the woods. When you are bored and looking for something to do you fall into this hole. At first you are scared, you panic and try to get out of the hole. But slowly, you begin you like it in the hole. You spend thousands of dollars on making this hole cooler, nicer, and do more dps. You meet friends, lovers, and faggots inside of this hole, it begins to feel like a community. Then high school girl drama will go down, and you will sell all your gear and quit. You will struggle to climb out of this hole. And finally....you're out. You go back to the way your life was before, and you become happy again. After a couple of months...you feel this craving...this...hunger... You miss the hole. Sure, the hole has its ups and downs...but you...you were safe in the hole...you were...home... So you go back, and thus begins the never ending downward spiral of your life. 10/10 would quit and play again.
422 votes funny
It's like sticking your dick in an anthill. The first time,you wonder why you did this. Five years later,you look at your ant-human children,filled with half regret and half acceptance
421 votes funny
This game was awesome when I was using my parents money.
395 votes funny
I was going to buy a car...
320 votes funny
It's like Masturbating with sandpaper while pouring bleach down your urethra. 10/10
268 votes funny
it's like masturbating with sandpaper
246 votes funny
Opened the game for the first time ever, selected a server to play on, then received a notice that my account ID was banned. By far the best experience with a game. 10/10
241 votes funny
don't do this to yourself
217 votes funny
The tears that come out of one eye are from nostalgia, the tears that come from the other eye are from how bad the game is.
213 votes funny
Even logging in relies on RNG
195 votes funny
It's the biggest mistake I've ever made.
160 votes funny
just finished the tutorial game seems good
159 votes funny
cc pls
150 votes funny
please kill me
139 votes funny
it has ruined my life and my husband keeps complaining that i feed my virtual dog more than our actual child
134 votes funny
Before you start playing again... ask yourself Are you bored enough for maplestory?
133 votes funny
It's like cancer. You get treated for it but then it creeps back to you slowly. Also expensive.
130 votes funny
I've quit this game over 20 times.
124 votes funny
Don't play, I only do this because I'm addicted.
121 votes funny
i hate this game
118 votes funny
I'm one of the sad adults still stuck in 2007, join me, it's lonely
108 votes funny
I've played this game on and off for almost a decade now, and it gets worse and worse every time. 10/10 would recommend.
107 votes funny
this is the worst game i've ever played i've been playing it every day for nine years straight i'm covered in piss and tears and i want to die
101 votes funny
Socialize with 14 year olds in your favorite uguu kawaii middle school simulator
98 votes funny

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