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Call of Duty®: Black Ops 7Call of Duty®: Black Ops 7
The first couple of weeks of BO7 are gonna be great! Players actually looking like soldiers, guns firing real bullets, and nobody's running around dressed like they just got rejected from Fortnite. But then the season pass drops. I'm calling it right now. Shrek is gonna quickscope you from across the map ($19.99 at checkout), while SpongeBob literally drop kicks you off a rooftop. By mid-season, Peppa Pig will have some silly katana skin, and some Minecraft boss will be dropping acid in the middle of Domination. It happens every single time. They give us a taste of cod we remember and then kill it under crossovers and neon skins. All we want is a cod that just feels normal again, man. like BO2, BO1, MW3, MW2, COD4, WAW.
1082 votes funny
The first couple of weeks of BO7 are gonna be great! Players actually looking like soldiers, guns firing real bullets, and nobody's running around dressed like they just got rejected from Fortnite. But then the season pass drops. I'm calling it right now. Shrek is gonna quickscope you from across the map ($19.99 at checkout), while SpongeBob literally drop kicks you off a rooftop. By mid-season, Peppa Pig will have some silly katana skin, and some Minecraft boss will be dropping acid in the middle of Domination. It happens every single time. They give us a taste of cod we remember and then kill it under crossovers and neon skins. All we want is a cod that just feels normal again, man. like BO2, BO1, MW3, MW2, COD4, WAW.
1082 votes funny
Littered with AI slop. Runs like a kid in a wheelchair. Not worth the price I paid
943 votes funny
This was the most hilarious campaign I have ever played. There is no way this was meant to be taken serious. Right?... I pissed myself laughing the entire time. I "recommend" it simply because you have to see for yourself just how stupid this is. The clips you see don't do this brain damage any justice. If you get it shared or have Gamepass that is. Don't pay the full price for this if you actually only care for the campaign obviously lol. How the f*ck did they even come up with that? It is honestly impressive just how ridiculous this "story" is. If you think you finally got a proper Black Ops 2 sequel, I offer you my sincerest condolences. Edit: I guess I should add that if you don't give a sh*t about the campaign, the game is actually solid. Multiplayer feels really good, SBMM was tuned way down (you still get sweatfests, but not as much as it used to be), not a single sh*t map that makes me wanna skip immediately. Endgame is a nice change with the skill tree, but they need to add more mission variety. Zombies feels really solid as well thus far. If you don't give a sh*t about the abomination that is this campaign and if you always liked COD Multi and Zombies, go for it.
882 votes funny
chatgpt generate me a lackluster campaign with reused assets and cringe worthy dialogue.
624 votes funny
You can't even pause the Black Ops 7 campaign because it's designed like Warzone; it's a disaster. They messed everything up. To top it all off, you have to play in co-op and they give you experience for both multiplayer and Warzone. They absolutely messed everything up. THE GAME KICKS YOU FOR GOING AFK IN CAMPAIGN MODE!! IT KICKS YOU, I REPEAT, IT KICKS YOU!!! And if you resubmit the level, it makes you start from scratch; it doesn't let you continue from where you left off, because since it's designed for Warzone, it's a new game from the beginning.
611 votes funny
how to farm easy steam points and thumbs up step 1: spend 70 dollars of your hard earned money on a game you were never interested in step 2: post a negative review saying this game sucks its the worst cod buy bf6 step 3: profit
534 votes funny
1. launch game 2. restart requires update 3. relaunch game 4. select bo7 5. game close to open bo7 6. updating shaders (makes sure to throw store in your face) 7. finally play the game after having your time wasted only to realize your time is still being wasted and you wasted 70 dollars for it
484 votes funny
a gigantic piece of dogshit, I've had viruses on my computer that we're more pleasant to install than this.
476 votes funny
its bad lol I buy bad games to really test the metal. But this crap is plastic
256 votes funny
Campaign - trash Multiplayer - trash Zombies - i can actually vouch for If you want the game to play zombies then go for it, i really enjoy it this year. But if its not zombies you want then just stay away
231 votes funny
>boot up the game >update requires restart >global shader preload >launch zombies and play for 10 minutes >game crashes >verify the integrity of the game >game crashes on boot up >game crashes on boot up >game finally launches >global shader preload Fell for it again
194 votes funny
The game studio is so out of touch with what players want. I bought it so you don't need to. Don't buy this.
133 votes funny
This game is bad. Feels so cheap yet charges full price. It plays and feels terrible. Idk maybe I'm just getting old. Glad I could refund.
117 votes funny
I'm just here for zombies. Zombies is very good. If you liked CW zombies, or BO6 zombies, it's that, but better. If you didn't like those, you almost certainly won't like this.
109 votes funny
Activision is abusing the steam refund policy by combining play time from all COD games. Don't buy this game, you can't return it. They make it seem like you've played hundreds of hours so you can't return it even though it CRASHES CONSTANTLY
101 votes funny
When I think about the worst single-player FPS campaigns I’ve played in the last 25 years, titles like Far Cry New Dawn, Wolfenstein: Youngblood, Halo Infinite, Rage 2, Killzone Shadow Fall, or even Modern Warfare III come to mind. And yet, all of those are masterpieces compared to this soulless abomination disguised as a video game—a product forged in the fires of pure corporate greed. It has so many baffling design decisions: - A single-player campaign wrapped in a Warzone-flavored multiplayer shell - XP and unlocks… in single-player - No pause button (because who needs basic human functions?) - Health bars on enemies (aka bullet-sponges) - Cutscenes. So many cutscenes. - Packet burst (in a single-player campaign) - Giant spiders. - Giant insects. - A tree made of Frank Woods. - Wandering through empty Warzone maps while being shot by stationary idiots - You can’t pick up enemy weapons (a feature that’s worked for two decades—gone!) - Completely chaotic tone: cyborgs, zombies, ninjas, soldiers… all in the first 20 minutes - A boss fight in those same 20 minutes—only winnable with killstreaks - Trippy hallucination sequences (the part nobody likes, but they keep doing anyway) - Invisible teammates because… it’s secretly a co-op campaign for some reason - UI straight out of a mobile game - And overall the vibe of “no one talked to anyone and we shipped it anyway” This has to be a joke, right? Coming off Arc Raiders, this feels like something dug up from 2014. It’s painfully clear the devs were forced to crank this out under corporate pressure. I’m not even a CoD hater—I loved Infinite Warfare, liked Vanguard, and even thought the MW3 campaign was fine. But this? Yes, I paid money for it. Yes, I regret it. And yes, I absolutely should’ve known better. Anyway… time to head back topside, Raiders.
99 votes funny
If you like zombies you will like this game, if your getting it for any other reason don't waste your time you won't like it. I love zombies so I like this game. 11/25/25 Update Doesn't show the right hours for some reason but I have 54 hours in the game all zombies. Highly recommend zombies. All you haters gonna hate because your npc's that listen to other people's opinions and can't form your own. gg noobs
98 votes funny
I think it's a good game but this is coming from the perspective of someone who has not taken COD serious since MW2 Remastered. The gunplay feels good to me. The movement and hit registration feels good. Even though I feel as if too many old maps were included in the base game I think its fun. I still like Battlefield but this game scratches a different itch for me even though they are both FPS
98 votes funny
Garbage and Poo Poo, sound totally cut off after zombies cutscene, had to restart game for sound to come back on
97 votes funny
Finally something good After battlefield 6
89 votes funny
Absolute garbage! They should refund the 4 hours of my life I wasted playing this “campaign.” They used Raul Menendez and Mason purely to trigger nostalgia, and on top of that, they completely ruined the timeline and the plot. By the way, this is my first review ever, because I’ve never experienced this level of disappointment until now.
85 votes funny
Dookie campaign, entertaining multiplayer, and a somewhat mid zombies experience. Another COD W 10/10 Go play battlefield instead. Update: Do NOT buy this game if you come expecting a minimal SBMM experience. As of today this game has the exact same SBMM rate of the previous games, a totally different matchmaking system compared to the one present in the beta which made the game actually playable for once. As expected, another master class from Activision in how to rug pull your entire player base.
85 votes funny
I despise the fact someone else paid 79,99 euro's to gift me the game, it doesn't deserve to be at such a high price. The campaign is wack, can't pause, forced to be online, no difficulty setting. Get your crap together Activision.
83 votes funny
During the lead up to Black Ops 7's release, Call of Duty made a big deal about the discontinuation of carry forward, the cancellation of collaborative cosmetics, and removal of SBMM from casual playlists. Turns out that this was nothing but a smokescreen to get people's feet in the door of what may be the laziest video game ever produced. Black Ops 7's multiplayer barely innovates on its predecessor. While Omni-movement remains an under-utilized gimmick, the addition of wall jumping does add a useful tool for navigating combat. Unfortunately, the multiplayer maps are scared to properly utilize the mechanic to its fullest potential like we saw with wall-running in Black Ops 3, and some maps don't have any real use for it at all. Most egregious among these are the reprisals from Black Ops 2, which dominate the map vote but have not been adapted to the new gameplay mechanics, rendering them all but useless. Add to that the new maps being mediocre at best and abysmal at worst, creating another entry of mediocre multiplayer modes unwilling to innovate their design. I have not played the Zombies mode in my 9 hours of playtime, but considering that I have been playing Call of Duty since 2010, and enjoyed Zombies a whole lot over these past 15 years, the fact that the return of the original Zombies cast failed to drum up any real interest in playing the mode in the slightest does not fill me with confidence. Plus, they decided to make a spiritual successor to TranZit, and I do not recall that map being particularly well-loved. And, of course, the campaign. You have undoubtedly heard things about Black Ops 7's campaign. Whatever you think you know, I assure you it is 10 times worse. The plot is incoherent, and the game's villain is all but non-existent. Not for lack of a villain, mind you, as the game immediately reveals its big plot twist 5 minutes in, but because they play almost zero role in the plot and their evil plan is laughably predictable. The boss fights are all terrible, and all the missions have at least one. Half the time it is some sort of Guild hardware, either a turret or a VTOL or a robot, and the other half its some random Multiplayer operator that teleports whenever you shoot them. Both are terrible. Giant Harper is also terrible, but you've seen Giant Harper. Hilariously enough, the best boss fight is the one that I can only assume was made by someone who really likes fighting the Pyro Regisvine from Genshin Impact, but even that is horrendously bad. The game has 11 missions, with every other mission being walking around the presumably upcoming Warzone map for 20 minutes, a mode whose mechanics are also littered throughout the campaign. The other half the missions are all reused assets, mostly multiplayer maps, and including one egregious example where the game reuses a portion of one of Black Ops 6's campaign missions in Vorkuta. The main cast can barely be considered characters. David Mason continues his previous role of "Standard White Man in a CoD game", Harper has been reduced to rage and one-liners, 50/50 has some vaguely tragic backstory about a massacre in Japan which she was present for for some reason, and Samuels is there. Ironically, the best mission in the game is the one where you play as JSOC's multiplayer operators, who actually have personalities. The Endgame mode is not worth playing the campaign to unlock, and this is coming from someone who played a whole lot of MWII's DMZ. Two final things: 1. This game has an odd obsession with Japan, to the point that it was seemingly the focal point of the game's marketing. This means half the multiplayer maps are inexplicably set in Japan. It's especially odd since they said that this would be the "first Black Ops with maps set in Japan", despite BO2's Magma and BO4's Gridlock being set in Japan. 2. The very big issue: Activision has riddled this game with AI-generated assets. Calling Cards, Prestige icons, and I would not be shocked if it's eventual storefront used AI art as well. There is even speculation that AI was used to write the campaign, but these are unfounded and I'm not sure that I believe it, regardless of how bad it was. Either way, Activision has made it abundantly clear that this was a conscious choice and seemingly has no intentions of changing course. In a year in which DICE and EA did everything in its power to revitalize the public perception of the Battlefield franchise, Call of Duty has decided to cement itself as a pillar to corporate greed and a giant middle finger to the concept of video games as creative works. Activision has actively decided that the most profitable video game franchise in history would be reduced to nothing but slop in favor of making as much money as possible as it reuses assets, plot points, and characters from previous games and screw over its artists as it generates its most intricate 2D assets the series has had for over 15 years. My only hope is that someone at Activision realizes the blight they have created in this medium and the company does a massive course correction in the coming years, but I know that this is a monster created by myself and the millions of others that have bought increasingly lazy CoD games over the past few years. The one good thing to come out of this game is that it has finally succeeded in breaking me free of the Stockholm Syndrome this series has locked me in for the past decade. Small edit to clear up a thing that's come up: I have 9 hours in this game. The reason it says I have 0 hours is because Black Ops 7 boots up through the Call of Duty launcher, since buying this game does not give you the game, but rather access to its files on that application. Hence, all my playtime is on the Call of Duty app, since you can't have playtime on Black Ops 7 specifically since its not an application. Also, for the record, I tried refunding this game 4 times and it was rejected every time. And I expected the game to be the normal amount of bad, hence why I bought it. Accept your cautionary tale.
82 votes funny
Awesome!! black ops 7 is way better than 6!! love the sci-fi theme and all the gameplay changes. I’m mostly a multiplayer guy but I’ve tried the campaign and it’s epic! The new scorestreaks are a total banger for me, faster access makes matches so much more intense, weapons are pretty cool too, AND so far NO BUGS like i had in 6, very very good launch. Everything runs smooth. 10/10 game. BO6 really needed this kind of upgrade. Most of the negative comments are just nostalgia hunters who can’t enjoy something new and cool, you see that with almost every great release pffft. Just ignore the negative noise and enjoy the game folks!
80 votes funny

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