The time has come, and so have I.

Devil May Cry 5 is a game about Vergil hiring Vergil's brother and Vergil's son in order to work with Vergil to kill Vergil so that Vergil can fuse with Vergil to become Vergil. 11/10 motivation would Vergil again.

"This game does not promote smoking or the use of cigarettes." Thanks Capcom I'll eat pizza instead now.

Devil May Cry 5 is a game about Vergil hiring Vergil's brother and Vergil's son in order to work with Vergil to kill Vergil so that Vergil can fuse with Vergil to become Vergil. 11/10 motivation would Vergil again.

Vergil canonically had sex.

Angsty son works with an emo to find his long lost father and beat him up on top of a tree for 20 years unpaid child support while his dead beat boomer uncle watches.

---{Graphics}--- ☐ You forget what reality is ☑ Beautiful ☐ Good ☐ Decent ☐ Bad ☐ Don‘t look too long at it ☐ Paint.exe ---{Gameplay}--- ☑ Very good ☐ Good ☐ It‘s just gameplay ☐ Mehh ☐ Starring at walls is better ☐ Just don‘t ---{Audio}--- ☐ Eargasm ☑ Very good ☐ Good ☐ Not too bad ☐ Bad ☐ Earrape ---{Audience}--- ☐ Kids ☑ Teens ☑ Adults ---{PC Requirements}--- ☐ Check if you can run paint ☐ Potato ☑ Decent ☐ Fast ☐ Rich boiiiiii ☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer ---{Difficulity}--- ☐ Just press ‚A‘ ☐ Easy ☐ Significant brain usage ☑ Easy to learn / Hard to master ☐ Difficult ☐ Dark Souls ---{Grind}--- ☐ Nothing to grind ☑ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks ☐ Isnt necessary to progress ☐ Average grind level ☐ Too much grind ☐ You‘ll need a second live for grinding ---{Story}--- ☐ Story? ☐ Text or Audio floating around ☐ Average ☑ Good ☐ Lovely ☐ It‘ll replace your life ---{Game Time}--- ☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee ☐ Short ☑ Average ☐ Long ☐ To infinity and beyond ---{Price}--- ☐ It’s free! ☑ Worth the price ☐ If u have some spare money left ☐ Not recommended ☐ You could also just burn your money ---{Bugs}--- ☐ Never had any ☑ Minor bugs ☐ Can get annoying ☐ ARK: Survival Evolved ☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

I was fighting the boss for several minutes, and then some guy came in scene and stole the kill.

Vergil steals Vergil's son's arm and turns it into Vergil's sword which Vergil then stabs Vergil with to split him into Vergil and Vergil so Vergil hires Vergil's brother and Vergil's son to defeat Vergil so Vergil can fuse with Vergil and become Vergil (Featuring Vergil from the Devil May Cry series) (Now with new Vergil mode) (& Vergil)

Give us Turbo Mode and Legendary Dark Knight Mode you cowards.

PROVOOOOOOKIIING BLACK CLOUDS IN ISOOOLAATIOOOON I AM RECLAIMER OF MY NAAAAAMEEEEEE BORN IN FLAMES I HAVE BEEN BLESSED MY FAMILY CREST IS A DEMON OF DEAAAATH FOOOORSAAAAKEN I AM AWAAAAKEEEEEEN A PHOENIX'S ASH IN DARK DIVINEEEEEE DESCENDING MISERY DESTINY CHAAASIIING TIMEEEEEEE

Remember when video games were crazy, fun, polished, and complete at launch? Capcom does

Devil May Cry 5 is a game about Vergil hiring Vergil's brother and Vergil's son in order to work with Vergil to kill Vergil so that Vergil can fuse with Vergil to become Vergil. But it also gives you the option to play as Vergil and fight Vergil which doesn't fit at all into the Vergil lore like Vergil from the Divine Comedy. 11/10 motivation would Vergil again.

This game is all about Vergil hiring Vergil's brother and Vergil's son to defeat Vergil so Vergil could become Vergil featuring Vergil

Tax evasion is a crime Vergil

Depressed pizza man, angsty dead-weight, and poetry man slice through many enemy to stop powerful katana man from gaining more power

I'm really tired of having to deal with the DENUVO bullshit, therefore, I'm not going to recommend DMC5 on PC. Don't get me wrong, the game is amazing, probably the best DMC game of them all (I'm serious), but the butt fuck that Capcom has pulled off with DENUVO on PC it's just too much. Capcom released this game by mistake with a DENUVO-less exe, then, released a patch to put DENUVO back in. That allowed people to notice how the game ran faster, better, without FPS drops, lag, stutter and much faster loading times without DENUVO. I don't support piracy but DRM is not the solution. You only need one example to understand this: CD Projekt RED. Hard work, dedication, costumer respect and releasing quality products is what fights piracy. Pirates are playing this game for free while us, the legit costumers, have to deal with online checks while we play that eat up CPU power, increasing loading times and generating FPS drops. So no, I don't recommend DMC5 on PC, despite being the best DMC game ever.

wacky woohoo pizza man adventures 5

9/10 like DOOM but with swords and family issues.

It already exceeded my expectations Also lol at people giving a negative review because no 21:9 support. Hold that L for getting a 21:9 monitor to begin with

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I'm going to have sexual relations with Dante

Yay. The game about Vergil hiring Vergil's son and Vergil's brother to kill Vergil, so Vergil can become Vergil. (Featuring Vergil)