I'm actually manipulating my wife into becoming Ina. I convinced her to take art lessons and lied that her voice hurts my ears so she could speak more softly. I picked her on purpose because she was a petite Korean girl with a flat chest: the perfect candidate. Lately I have been playing sounds during her sleep and whispering "the cucumbers will kill you only the ancient ones can save you" on weekdays and on weekends, I read a book full of terrible puns I found on amazon and to my surprise it worked. She now hates cucumbers and has started developing a wit for puns. She isn't exactly sure what "the ancient ones" means but she'll know when I'm done brainwashing her. Soon I will start subtly changing my body language around her to reflect approval towards outfits Ina would wear and things Ina would say. I've also been keeping her on a strict diet which keeps her slim while allowing her to drink Dr.Pepper or as I call it around her "Dr Oopsie". By next year the project should be done and I will hand sew her a replica of Ina's debut outfit so that I will be the first man on earth to try Ina's back in real life. I will then gift her a crowbar so she can gently bonk me any time i sekuhara her in our home.
I'm actually manipulating my wife into becoming Ina. I convinced her to take art lessons and lied that her voice hurts my ears so she could speak more softly. I picked her on purpose because she was a petite Korean girl with a flat chest: the perfect candidate. Lately I have been playing sounds during her sleep and whispering "the cucumbers will kill you only the ancient ones can save you" on weekdays and on weekends, I read a book full of terrible puns I found on amazon and to my surprise it worked. She now hates cucumbers and has started developing a wit for puns. She isn't exactly sure what "the ancient ones" means but she'll know when I'm done brainwashing her. Soon I will start subtly changing my body language around her to reflect approval towards outfits Ina would wear and things Ina would say. I've also been keeping her on a strict diet which keeps her slim while allowing her to drink Dr.Pepper or as I call it around her "Dr Oopsie". By next year the project should be done and I will hand sew her a replica of Ina's debut outfit so that I will be the first man on earth to try Ina's back in real life. I will then gift her a crowbar so she can gently bonk me any time i sekuhara her in our home.
"If you quit while you suck you will suck forever."
I am at a very low point confidence wise at this point. This being mental health month seems appropriate. My dream of helping people find their game with microreviews in Spanish has brough me great joy, but I cant seem to find who it will interest.
I love what my literal dreams have inspired and it's only meant to help.
Not really make anything out of it, I aint that guy.
Yesterday was particularly tough, I was in a pretty bad headspace didnt even wanna game after 30+ years of loving this beautiful hobby, today I felt like gifting a good friend a copy and trying this game myself.
Inbetween the clicking, Calliope said
"If you quit while you suck you will suck forever."
You're right. It aint time to quit yet.
Thanks Holoidle.
If possible I'd give this a "Meh" rather than Negative
Note I'm playing on launch day.
Let's start with the positives - it's Hololive branded and they have a 2 by 3 grid to put Free Gacha obtained upgrades in. The quality of these upgrades differs dramatically, and some of the upgrades buff others depending on where they are on the grid. The upgrades themselves will be buffed if you get multiple copies in the Gacha.
I like the Art - obviously, everyone who chooses to try this will like the references.
Thus ends the positives.
This is an idle game seemingly without any sort of Prestige mode. There's no hidden systems like Cookie Clicker, or complicated strats like the Runescape idle game. There are a very tiny amount of upgrades to automatically deal with the extra friction systems the game has - Troll turns up, click Troll to remove, now automated. Everything else is just the basic "Plus Income per Sec" at the core of every idle game.
So, the exciting (and only) system is going to be using the Gacha upgrades - but you are going to get a random roll on getting one every 40 minutes (slightly faster if you maintain Idol happiness by tapping litter etc) - and early on many can be useless until you reach certain thresholds. So almost within an hour, you have effectively experienced everything this game currently has to offer, with the one interesting system having no way of shortening it's cooldown. So it feels like an idle game that's not really checked on this genre in 10+ years.
Perhaps I've been spoilt by the incredible Holocure, but I was expecting this to at least match others in the genre (especially paid as it is compared to Holocure) and not really just be a shell apart from the Hololive branding.
I'll keep an eye on it, and hope they add additional systems post-launch.
As an idle game it's kinda meh, no real strategy or long haul upgrades/prestige like most other idle games. It is a cutesy little game and is Hololive but that's the only real selling point. Wish I could give a neutral rather than thumb up or down, main takeway if your a fan of idle games don't bother if your a fan of Hololive and want to support them them yes.
I'm actually manipulating my wife into becoming Ina. I convinced her to take art lessons and lied that her voice hurts my ears so she could speak more softly. I picked her on purpose because she was a petite Korean girl with a flat chest: the perfect candidate. Lately I have been playing sounds during her sleep and whispering "the cucumbers will kill you only the ancient ones can save you" on weekdays and on weekends, I read a book full of terrible puns I found on amazon and to my surprise it worked. She now hates cucumbers and has started developing a wit for puns. She isn't exactly sure what "the ancient ones" means but she'll know when I'm done brainwashing her. Soon I will start subtly changing my body language around her to reflect approval towards outfits Ina would wear and things Ina would say. I've also been keeping her on a strict diet which keeps her slim while allowing her to drink Dr.Pepper or as I call it around her "Dr Oopsie". By next year the project should be done and I will hand sew her a replica of Ina's debut outfit so that I will be the first man on earth to try Ina's back in real life. I will then gift her a crowbar so she can gently bonk me any time i sekuhara her in our home.
I'm actually manipulating my wife into becoming Ina. I convinced her to take art lessons and lied that her voice hurts my ears so she could speak more softly. I picked her on purpose because she was a petite Korean girl with a flat chest: the perfect candidate. Lately I have been playing sounds during her sleep and whispering "the cucumbers will kill you only the ancient ones can save you" on weekdays and on weekends, I read a book full of terrible puns I found on amazon and to my surprise it worked. She now hates cucumbers and has started developing a wit for puns. She isn't exactly sure what "the ancient ones" means but she'll know when I'm done brainwashing her. Soon I will start subtly changing my body language around her to reflect approval towards outfits Ina would wear and things Ina would say. I've also been keeping her on a strict diet which keeps her slim while allowing her to drink Dr.Pepper or as I call it around her "Dr Oopsie". By next year the project should be done and I will hand sew her a replica of Ina's debut outfit so that I will be the first man on earth to try Ina's back in real life. I will then gift her a crowbar so she can gently bonk me any time i sekuhara her in our home.
"If you quit while you suck you will suck forever."
I am at a very low point confidence wise at this point. This being mental health month seems appropriate. My dream of helping people find their game with microreviews in Spanish has brough me great joy, but I cant seem to find who it will interest.
I love what my literal dreams have inspired and it's only meant to help.
Not really make anything out of it, I aint that guy.
Yesterday was particularly tough, I was in a pretty bad headspace didnt even wanna game after 30+ years of loving this beautiful hobby, today I felt like gifting a good friend a copy and trying this game myself.
Inbetween the clicking, Calliope said
"If you quit while you suck you will suck forever."
You're right. It aint time to quit yet.
Thanks Holoidle.
If possible I'd give this a "Meh" rather than Negative
Note I'm playing on launch day.
Let's start with the positives - it's Hololive branded and they have a 2 by 3 grid to put Free Gacha obtained upgrades in. The quality of these upgrades differs dramatically, and some of the upgrades buff others depending on where they are on the grid. The upgrades themselves will be buffed if you get multiple copies in the Gacha.
I like the Art - obviously, everyone who chooses to try this will like the references.
Thus ends the positives.
This is an idle game seemingly without any sort of Prestige mode. There's no hidden systems like Cookie Clicker, or complicated strats like the Runescape idle game. There are a very tiny amount of upgrades to automatically deal with the extra friction systems the game has - Troll turns up, click Troll to remove, now automated. Everything else is just the basic "Plus Income per Sec" at the core of every idle game.
So, the exciting (and only) system is going to be using the Gacha upgrades - but you are going to get a random roll on getting one every 40 minutes (slightly faster if you maintain Idol happiness by tapping litter etc) - and early on many can be useless until you reach certain thresholds. So almost within an hour, you have effectively experienced everything this game currently has to offer, with the one interesting system having no way of shortening it's cooldown. So it feels like an idle game that's not really checked on this genre in 10+ years.
Perhaps I've been spoilt by the incredible Holocure, but I was expecting this to at least match others in the genre (especially paid as it is compared to Holocure) and not really just be a shell apart from the Hololive branding.
I'll keep an eye on it, and hope they add additional systems post-launch.
As an idle game it's kinda meh, no real strategy or long haul upgrades/prestige like most other idle games. It is a cutesy little game and is Hololive but that's the only real selling point. Wish I could give a neutral rather than thumb up or down, main takeway if your a fan of idle games don't bother if your a fan of Hololive and want to support them them yes.
