
Castle Crashers®
Jun 30, 2020
Mar 3, 2017

Got beheaded so that my friend could get laid.
10/10 would wingman again.
1255 votes funny
Got beheaded so that my friend could get laid.
10/10 would wingman again.
1255 votes funny
I'm not gonna lie, my first kiss was in this game :P Update: 3 years already and people still think this review is funny (=^.^=). Thanks for all the love guys!
928 votes funny
Buy it!
Oh, you already have it?
Buy it for your friends!
Oh, they've got it too?
Buy it for your dog!
781 votes funny
10/10 Would ride pooping deer again.
437 votes funny
Killed my friend for a clown.
11/10
392 votes funny
It's like Skyrim but with sandwiches. 10/10
329 votes funny
Do you like?
- Brutally slaughtering your friends to get a kiss?
- Making people explode?
- Poop jokes?
- General hilarity?
- Sandwiches that not only taste great, but also are packed with steriods?
278 votes funny
A game that allows you to mash the buttons like an angry kid.
276 votes funny
God, this game is basically Dark Souls and Kidz Bop having a child.
11/10
259 votes funny
This game allowed me to beat the crap out of my friends to kiss a girl. 10/10
247 votes funny
Just like playing RPG Game (Dark Souls, Dragon Age, ect.) with Pyrovision Goggles
10/10 for Kawaii Knight
242 votes funny
p28oQp6K3e

Recommended0 hrs played
it's fun if you have friends
refunded since i don't have friends lol
214 votes funny
Ahh. Good choice. I bought this game for a friend when it came out, for his birthday. I never sent it to him.
177 votes funny
eA(SMop$XE

Recommended2 hrs played
if you come to see review about the game you're in the wrong place. but if you come to see fried rice recipe you come to the right place.
Ingredients:
- 2 cups enriched white rice
- 4 cups water
- 2/3 cup chopped baby carrots
- 1/2 cup frozen green peas
- 2 tablespoons vegetable oil
- 2 eggs
- soy sauce to taste
- sesame oil, to taste (optional)
Directions:
1. In a saucepan, combine rice and water. Bring to a boil. Reduce heat, cover, and simmer for 20 minutes.
2. In a small saucepan, boil carrots in water about 3 to 5 minutes. Drop peas into boiling water, and drain.
3. Heat wok over high heat. Pour in oil, then stir in carrots and peas; cook about 30 seconds. Crack in eggs, stirring quickly to scramble eggs with vegetables. Stir in cooked rice. Shake in soy sauce, and toss rice to coat. Drizzle with sesame oil, and toss again.
160 votes funny
No Princess Kisses?
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156 votes funny
4 white knights on a quest to find coochie
156 votes funny
Before I play:
\\ _
\( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
< ⌒ヽ
/ へ\
/ / \\
レ ノ ヽ_つ
/ /
/ /|
( (ヽ
| |、\
| 丿 \ ⌒)
| | ) /
`ノ ) Lノ
After I played:
/フフ ム`ヽ
/ ノ) ) ヽ
/ | ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ノ⌒(ゝ._,ノ
/ ノ⌒7⌒ヽーく \ /
丶_ ノ 。 ノ、 。|/
`ヽ `ー-'_人`ーノ
丶  ̄ _人'彡)
154 votes funny
I killed my friends to kiss the princess but she was a fucking crazy clown !
11/10 would kill'em again.
149 votes funny
i ate a sandwich and i turned into the hulk
10.5/10
138 votes funny
this game ruined my life
137 votes funny
you can kiss women
(i've never kissed in real life)
132 votes funny
friend let me kiss the last princess.
116 votes funny
An accurate depiction of the Third Crusade
111 votes funny
didnt even crash a single castle wtf m80s
98 votes funny
only enjoyable if you hate castles and want to crash them
93 votes funny
Castle Crashers®
Jun 30, 2020
Mar 3, 2017

Got beheaded so that my friend could get laid.
10/10 would wingman again.
1255 votes funny
Got beheaded so that my friend could get laid.
10/10 would wingman again.
1255 votes funny
I'm not gonna lie, my first kiss was in this game :P Update: 3 years already and people still think this review is funny (=^.^=). Thanks for all the love guys!
928 votes funny
Buy it!
Oh, you already have it?
Buy it for your friends!
Oh, they've got it too?
Buy it for your dog!
781 votes funny
10/10 Would ride pooping deer again.
437 votes funny
Killed my friend for a clown.
11/10
392 votes funny
It's like Skyrim but with sandwiches. 10/10
329 votes funny
Do you like?
- Brutally slaughtering your friends to get a kiss?
- Making people explode?
- Poop jokes?
- General hilarity?
- Sandwiches that not only taste great, but also are packed with steriods?
278 votes funny
A game that allows you to mash the buttons like an angry kid.
276 votes funny
God, this game is basically Dark Souls and Kidz Bop having a child.
11/10
259 votes funny
This game allowed me to beat the crap out of my friends to kiss a girl. 10/10
247 votes funny
Just like playing RPG Game (Dark Souls, Dragon Age, ect.) with Pyrovision Goggles
10/10 for Kawaii Knight
242 votes funny
&iCT1c97^f

Recommended0 hrs played
it's fun if you have friends
refunded since i don't have friends lol
214 votes funny
Ahh. Good choice. I bought this game for a friend when it came out, for his birthday. I never sent it to him.
177 votes funny
pR5mSASLNV

Recommended2 hrs played
if you come to see review about the game you're in the wrong place. but if you come to see fried rice recipe you come to the right place.
Ingredients:
- 2 cups enriched white rice
- 4 cups water
- 2/3 cup chopped baby carrots
- 1/2 cup frozen green peas
- 2 tablespoons vegetable oil
- 2 eggs
- soy sauce to taste
- sesame oil, to taste (optional)
Directions:
1. In a saucepan, combine rice and water. Bring to a boil. Reduce heat, cover, and simmer for 20 minutes.
2. In a small saucepan, boil carrots in water about 3 to 5 minutes. Drop peas into boiling water, and drain.
3. Heat wok over high heat. Pour in oil, then stir in carrots and peas; cook about 30 seconds. Crack in eggs, stirring quickly to scramble eggs with vegetables. Stir in cooked rice. Shake in soy sauce, and toss rice to coat. Drizzle with sesame oil, and toss again.
160 votes funny
No Princess Kisses?
⣞⢽⢪⢣⢣⢣⢫⡺⡵⣝⡮⣗⢷⢽⢽⢽⣮⡷⡽⣜⣜⢮⢺⣜⢷⢽⢝⡽⣝
⠸⡸⠜⠕⠕⠁⢁⢇⢏⢽⢺⣪⡳⡝⣎⣏⢯⢞⡿⣟⣷⣳⢯⡷⣽⢽⢯⣳⣫⠇
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156 votes funny
4 white knights on a quest to find coochie
156 votes funny
Before I play:
\\ _
\( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
< ⌒ヽ
/ へ\
/ / \\
レ ノ ヽ_つ
/ /
/ /|
( (ヽ
| |、\
| 丿 \ ⌒)
| | ) /
`ノ ) Lノ
After I played:
/フフ ム`ヽ
/ ノ) ) ヽ
/ | ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ノ⌒(ゝ._,ノ
/ ノ⌒7⌒ヽーく \ /
丶_ ノ 。 ノ、 。|/
`ヽ `ー-'_人`ーノ
丶  ̄ _人'彡)
154 votes funny
I killed my friends to kiss the princess but she was a fucking crazy clown !
11/10 would kill'em again.
149 votes funny
i ate a sandwich and i turned into the hulk
10.5/10
138 votes funny
this game ruined my life
137 votes funny
you can kiss women
(i've never kissed in real life)
132 votes funny
friend let me kiss the last princess.
116 votes funny
An accurate depiction of the Third Crusade
111 votes funny
didnt even crash a single castle wtf m80s
98 votes funny
only enjoyable if you hate castles and want to crash them
93 votes funny