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Guilty as Sock!Guilty as Sock!
-Joined a random game -Played as Jury -Watched as the Prosecutor and the Defense Fight -Decide to use the notepad to write a yaoi fanfic about them -Judge overheard me ask if the other jury wanted to hear my yaoi story -Suddenly I'm doing an ultra Dramatic reading about two yaoi lawyers -Everyone enjoyed it -Defense wins somehow 10/10 game im gonna be so real I miss those two i wrote fanfic about hope u guys are living it up
278 votes funny
-Joined a random game -Played as Jury -Watched as the Prosecutor and the Defense Fight -Decide to use the notepad to write a yaoi fanfic about them -Judge overheard me ask if the other jury wanted to hear my yaoi story -Suddenly I'm doing an ultra Dramatic reading about two yaoi lawyers -Everyone enjoyed it -Defense wins somehow 10/10 game im gonna be so real I miss those two i wrote fanfic about hope u guys are living it up
278 votes funny
My client got sentenced to death for sinking the titanic because he broke the drill used to unclog toilets. The prosecution had a flawless case. Evidence, a good witness and bias from the judge. I had to fabricate all my evidence on the spot, and even had to call on santa as a witness. According to santa 10% of the worlds population is called nightcat. But the judge didn't believe it and sentenced santa to death for perjury. When all was said and done, I obviously had to insult the judge, but that got me a death sentence too. 10/10 game if you have funny friends
183 votes funny
The case started with the accused Mr. Beast allegedly selling "dog ass burgers" which the defense argued is impossible as the burgers are made of at least 60% ground donkey meat, to which the prosecution argued that the donkey meat caused widespread food poisoning leading to the COVID19 pandemic. The witness who testified to this account was proven to have their credit card declined at the register, and thus could not have eaten a burger. Calling into question the validity of their testimony. During this revelation it came to light via breaking news that Mr. Beast had allegedly been seen orchestrating the 9/11 terror attacks, with an image of him in the cockpit prior to impact. However, the defense was successfully able to argue that his illegal passport was purchased on the dark web and would have led to him being caught by airport security prior to the attack. The prosecution inquired as to why an American citizen would need a passport to fly commercially within the states, which lead to the revelation that Mr. Beast was in fact a citizen of Saudi Arabia. By cross examining the witness who claimed to have seen Mr. Beast interacting with the architects of the attack, the defense uncovered that the homeless man testifying against the defendant was in fact, Osama Bin Laden. Despite the shifting allegations and lack of sufficient evidence for the initial criminal charges, Mr. Beast was found guilty by the Jury due to his alleged associations. Not that it mattered as the Judge pressed the wrong button and Mr. Beast was found not-guilty on all charges.
154 votes funny
join the lobby with friends there a echo so keep leaving and rejoin to fix it some stranger join after i left game start with out me all of them think the stranger was me for the whole fucking round next game me and this faker face it off i fucking lose called me greg took my life took my friends took my name great game actually effect my life
128 votes funny
Channeled my inner Saul Goodman and defended a terrorist with the most asinine evidence and won my first court case. 10/10
106 votes funny
I presented 10/10 evidence that my client was not guilty. The judge asked what ethnicity I am, I said Asian. He instantly clicked guilty. 10/10 would defend again
105 votes funny
first game i got in someone instantly claimed my client was secretly hitlers femboy and i had zero cards to play against it so i just forfeited and let the procacuter take my client to the court where they revealed all of the war crimes
98 votes funny
Fun game, won a trial by making up a conspiracy about how the prosecutor framed my defendant for 9/11 over a Monopoly game gone wrong
74 votes funny
A film producer was charged with possessing 12 tons of dynamite and electroshock collars, which he got from a mystery box. Suddenly, he was also accused of the bombing of Berlin in 1965 (fictional) and after still having some dynamite left, he blew up a bus full of people. In the end, he was still found not guilty. Great game.
73 votes funny
i was supposed to defend diddy from the accusations of owning a million bottles of baby oil. not only was diddy jailed for 35 years due to a breaking news report of him oiling up, but im now also facing jail time for defending his heinous acts.
70 votes funny
Held a trial for Horus Lupercal and almost ended with an innocent verdict. 10/10
67 votes funny
If you want a game where you're in a courtroom dealing with John Cena throwing an entire train at civillians, or someone being guilty for deploying Freddy Fazbear onto the tri-state area, then this is the game for you.
56 votes funny
Receipt for a custom deck: "No U" - just add it 20 times. It's an automatic win since your opponent can't do anything against it. It's the law.
51 votes funny
While the premise of the game is extremely good; unfortunately people do not play the game how it should be played. 1. Most players on this game are massively racist, and will create court cases that entirely revolve around race. You will hear the N word here more than you will in any COD game. 2. There is no way to kick troublesome people out of your lobby once you're in the game itself. People can be well-behaved until they get into the courtroom then they start causing issues. 3. There is no way to be able to see previously played with people to try and get some good cases going from there. Overall, the game idea is amazing and I have gotten some good games with very specific people. Unfortunately there are too many racist-bigoted-homophobic trolls on this game, and for that reason I cannot recommend anyone purchase this game until something is done about it.
46 votes funny
I recommend this game ONLY if you intend to play it with a trusted friend group. Public lobbies or ones arranged through the official discord almost literally always have at least one person who thinks mentioning a certain person's island is peak comedy.
27 votes funny
Fun game for a improv night with friends but unfortunately needs a ban button or something of the sort. Was live and had some annoying kid break into our private lobby repeatedly to just continue using The N word with the hard R, annoying to say the least.
26 votes funny
The second most amount of fun i've ever had with a sock!
22 votes funny
I've played through only 4 or 5 rounds, and so far my friends and I have: re-created 9/11 with ducks argued over whether my friend's cat named Goose was a real goose or not taken that same friend's mother to court for ghosting the prosecution and determined that the prosecution was dating a different version of the defense's mother from another universe All without making our own custom evidence decks Just buy the damn game already
10 votes funny
Game is alright. Did I projectile vomit during a court session? I sure did, but that is a part of the experience playing this game. 4.5/5 stars.
10 votes funny
Better Call Sock
10 votes funny
the premise is great and most of the people are great the only complaint is a small group of players who are racist homophobic or other bad things. over all, the game is a great experience with randoms and friends
9 votes funny
i just want to say before you decide to play this game that yes there are a ton of kids, yes therees a ton of racism, bigotry and everything else that falls inline with that. if thats your thing youll love this if not i wouldnt purchase it unless youre playing with irl friends.
9 votes funny
was accused of stealing a train, filling it with semen and causing a power outage, just to accuse someone else of doing it. 10/10
9 votes funny
PEAK COURTROOM DRAMA. Best Courtroom game up to date. You can literally argue anything! You can even reenact the PopularMMO's court trial if your heart really desires it!
9 votes funny
I defended a man for almost an hour to defend a guy for stealing a phone and he got the death penalty. I was then disbarred for cursing out the prosecutor and the judge. Best $5 game ever!
8 votes funny

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