i was supposed to defend diddy from the accusations of owning a million bottles of baby oil. not only was diddy jailed for 35 years due to a breaking news report of him oiling up, but im now also facing jail time for defending his heinous acts.
Your Honor, I stand before you today accused of enjoying Guilty as Sock, a game where the laws of logic, decency, and mental stability have been thrown out the window.
Was I complicit in a courtroom where a sock in a flame suit accused me of “second degree vibe slaughter"? Yes. Did I lie under oath about stealing an emotional support animal? Also yes. Did I laugh so hard I nearly choked on a Dorito? That’s irrelevant.
This game is so goofy. It’s like Among Us got blackout drunk awoke up in a court room. Nothing makes sense, everyone’s screaming & the judge is having a mental breakdown. The journalist is fabricating headlines like “DEFENDANT KIDNAPPED CHILD.” and yet you still want to go to court once again.
So am I guilty? Fuck yes. But I’d do it all again. See you in sock court, losers.
Was a lot of fun until a hacker joined our games saying the N word (twice in our games).
No codes were leaked, and our games is private. I wouldn't recommend until this issue is fixed. > <"
(Glad I muted the game on my stream the second time around to test if they will still join).
I've played enough court cases to confidently tell the judge on this particular case that I graduated from my 2 week program from Iknowlaw.com
The judge replied, "It wasn't even a .org?"
I was stunned at the outrageous accusation that I may not be a suitable, capable, qualified, and "well reputed" attorney as the judge also called me. As this kangaroo court's defensive attorney, I told the judge... "the defense rests its case." I didn't have a retort.
I would go on to win that case of dark magic being used at the local JC Penny's, my client was innocent.
*DEVS PLEASE READ* Edit, Thank you for the clown rewards, other people play games differently to you and you hate on them for it? must be a thrill having a mind like yours, a real rollercoaster of big thoughts.
I want to firstly say I will be changing the review to positive the moment this issue is addressed, the game is absolutely phenomenal and I wish nothing but the best for the Devs who have done a fantastic job, and I recommend buying the game
BUT...Ultrawide 21:9 Monitors have been out for 13 years now, and not having support for them at this stage is very annoying, there are parts of the screen I literally cannot see, I'm on 3440x1440 and going into the deck builder there is an option at the bottom right, I have no clue what it is because I can only highlight a tiny portion of it and cannot see the words, I assume there are other cases of this too. So it's not just visual problems of the blackbars on the screen it's also problematic with full functionality as well. I hope you reconsider only having 16:9. Thank you.
I downloaded Guilty as Sock as a joke. Seven hours later, I’ve emotionally bonded with a left ankle sock named Dennis, been wrongfully accused of sockslaughter, and launched myself into a dryer vortex screaming “I’M INNOCENT!”
This game is pure, chaotic sockergy. Imagine Among Us, Ace Attorney, and your laundry basket had a wild night together, and this game is their rebellious cotton-blend child. The mechanics? Sock-solid. The pacing? Faster than a tumble dry on high. The plot? Absolutely unhinged—in the best way. You will question your morals. You will throw socks at your closest allies. You will betray tube socks with no remorse.
Visually, it’s like if Saturday morning cartoons did laundry. The soundtrack goes unnecessarily hard. At one point I paused just to appreciate the banger track while my character was being tried in sock court. No regrets.
I meant to play for 20 minutes. Instead, I emerged 7 hours later, unshowered, dehydrated, and emotionally devastated by a plot twist involving a sock puppet with trust issues.
If you’re even thinking about playing this game: do it. Just make peace with the fact that you'll never look at your sock drawer the same way again.
PEAK COURTROOM DRAMA.
Best Courtroom game up to date. You can literally argue anything! You can even reenact the PopularMMO's court trial if your heart really desires it!
This game is really fun when your buddies follow some sort of tangible flow to the argument and try and make it link, But about an hour in when nobody cares, and they start just throwing out cards cuz its funny, it gets old pretty fast, Best to play for a short and get those who get really into roles they like to play and are naturally pretty good at going with the flow, or you might just get a fast headache XD
Really fun game, honestly! however, it's not for everyone.
This game requires you to be a theater kid, pretty much. You need to be able to make shit up on the dot! a LOT of improv and roleplaying scenarios are involved, which can prove a little difficult at times for folks who aren't used to it. The game won't hold your hand with you needing to defend yourself! But sparing that detail, oh my god, what a blast. "You're not defending yourself, you're just talking shit" is still the best thing i've said as the judge. "What the in the world is a nether portal" was also a highlight imo.
EDIT: I've used santa being my secret lover as an alibi once. it worked. 10/10
For theater kids with grudges? Hell YEAH! get this game!
i was supposed to defend diddy from the accusations of owning a million bottles of baby oil. not only was diddy jailed for 35 years due to a breaking news report of him oiling up, but im now also facing jail time for defending his heinous acts.
Your Honor, I stand before you today accused of enjoying Guilty as Sock, a game where the laws of logic, decency, and mental stability have been thrown out the window.
Was I complicit in a courtroom where a sock in a flame suit accused me of “second degree vibe slaughter"? Yes. Did I lie under oath about stealing an emotional support animal? Also yes. Did I laugh so hard I nearly choked on a Dorito? That’s irrelevant.
This game is so goofy. It’s like Among Us got blackout drunk awoke up in a court room. Nothing makes sense, everyone’s screaming & the judge is having a mental breakdown. The journalist is fabricating headlines like “DEFENDANT KIDNAPPED CHILD.” and yet you still want to go to court once again.
So am I guilty? Fuck yes. But I’d do it all again. See you in sock court, losers.
Was a lot of fun until a hacker joined our games saying the N word (twice in our games).
No codes were leaked, and our games is private. I wouldn't recommend until this issue is fixed. > <"
(Glad I muted the game on my stream the second time around to test if they will still join).
I've played enough court cases to confidently tell the judge on this particular case that I graduated from my 2 week program from Iknowlaw.com
The judge replied, "It wasn't even a .org?"
I was stunned at the outrageous accusation that I may not be a suitable, capable, qualified, and "well reputed" attorney as the judge also called me. As this kangaroo court's defensive attorney, I told the judge... "the defense rests its case." I didn't have a retort.
I would go on to win that case of dark magic being used at the local JC Penny's, my client was innocent.
*DEVS PLEASE READ* Edit, Thank you for the clown rewards, other people play games differently to you and you hate on them for it? must be a thrill having a mind like yours, a real rollercoaster of big thoughts.
I want to firstly say I will be changing the review to positive the moment this issue is addressed, the game is absolutely phenomenal and I wish nothing but the best for the Devs who have done a fantastic job, and I recommend buying the game
BUT...Ultrawide 21:9 Monitors have been out for 13 years now, and not having support for them at this stage is very annoying, there are parts of the screen I literally cannot see, I'm on 3440x1440 and going into the deck builder there is an option at the bottom right, I have no clue what it is because I can only highlight a tiny portion of it and cannot see the words, I assume there are other cases of this too. So it's not just visual problems of the blackbars on the screen it's also problematic with full functionality as well. I hope you reconsider only having 16:9. Thank you.
I downloaded Guilty as Sock as a joke. Seven hours later, I’ve emotionally bonded with a left ankle sock named Dennis, been wrongfully accused of sockslaughter, and launched myself into a dryer vortex screaming “I’M INNOCENT!”
This game is pure, chaotic sockergy. Imagine Among Us, Ace Attorney, and your laundry basket had a wild night together, and this game is their rebellious cotton-blend child. The mechanics? Sock-solid. The pacing? Faster than a tumble dry on high. The plot? Absolutely unhinged—in the best way. You will question your morals. You will throw socks at your closest allies. You will betray tube socks with no remorse.
Visually, it’s like if Saturday morning cartoons did laundry. The soundtrack goes unnecessarily hard. At one point I paused just to appreciate the banger track while my character was being tried in sock court. No regrets.
I meant to play for 20 minutes. Instead, I emerged 7 hours later, unshowered, dehydrated, and emotionally devastated by a plot twist involving a sock puppet with trust issues.
If you’re even thinking about playing this game: do it. Just make peace with the fact that you'll never look at your sock drawer the same way again.
PEAK COURTROOM DRAMA.
Best Courtroom game up to date. You can literally argue anything! You can even reenact the PopularMMO's court trial if your heart really desires it!
This game is really fun when your buddies follow some sort of tangible flow to the argument and try and make it link, But about an hour in when nobody cares, and they start just throwing out cards cuz its funny, it gets old pretty fast, Best to play for a short and get those who get really into roles they like to play and are naturally pretty good at going with the flow, or you might just get a fast headache XD
Really fun game, honestly! however, it's not for everyone.
This game requires you to be a theater kid, pretty much. You need to be able to make shit up on the dot! a LOT of improv and roleplaying scenarios are involved, which can prove a little difficult at times for folks who aren't used to it. The game won't hold your hand with you needing to defend yourself! But sparing that detail, oh my god, what a blast. "You're not defending yourself, you're just talking shit" is still the best thing i've said as the judge. "What the in the world is a nether portal" was also a highlight imo.
EDIT: I've used santa being my secret lover as an alibi once. it worked. 10/10
For theater kids with grudges? Hell YEAH! get this game!
