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Tiny GladeTiny Glade
I only wish there were chickens in this game. What's the point of putting up fencing if there aren't any chickens? What kind of glade doesn't have chickens? I feel like I'm missing out on ambient clucking as well. Looking forward to DLC (DownLoadable Chickens) to fill the egg-shaped hole in my heart.
1078 votes funny
I only wish there were chickens in this game. What's the point of putting up fencing if there aren't any chickens? What kind of glade doesn't have chickens? I feel like I'm missing out on ambient clucking as well. Looking forward to DLC (DownLoadable Chickens) to fill the egg-shaped hole in my heart.
1078 votes funny
Is the game broken? I couldn't find any microtransactions, and the game didn't even let me login. The buildings don't give any xp and the quest log is missing. I clicked the sheep a bunch of times but they wouldn't explode. My sims never left their home. I couldn't find the enemy base. There's no weapon customization. Why do I feel so serene...
1077 votes funny
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294 votes funny
Pounce Light? I can't imagine a better DLC or sequel than "Tiny Cemetery". Do it for The Goths. Please.
79 votes funny
---{ Graphics }--- ☐ You forget what reality is ☐ Beautiful ☑ Good ☐ Decent ☐ Bad ☐ Don‘t look too long at it ☐ MS-DOS ---{ Gameplay }--- ☐ Very good ☐ Good ☑ I'm building my world! ☐ Mehh ☐ Watch paint dry instead ☐ Just don't ---{ Audio }--- ☐ Very good ☑ Good ☐ Not too bad ☐ Bad ☐ I'm now deaf ---{ Audience }--- ☑ Kids ☑ Teens ☑ Adults ☑ Grandma ---{ PC Requirements }--- ☐ Check if you can run paint ☐ Potato ☑ Decent ☐ Fast ☐ Rich ☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer ---{ Difficulty }--- ☐ Just press 'W' ☑ Easy ☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master ☑ Significant brain usage for decorating ☐ Difficult ☐ Dark Souls ---{ Grind }--- ☑ Nothing to grind ☐ Only if you care about leaderboards/ranks ☐ Isn't necessary to progress ☐ Average grind level ☐ Too much grind ☐ You'll need a second life for grinding ---{ Story }--- ☑ No Story ☐ Some lore ☐ Average ☐ Good ☐ Lovely ☐ It'll replace your life ---{ Game Time }--- ☐ Very Short (Less than 1 hour) ☐ Short (1 to 5 hours) ☐ Average (5 to 10 hours) ☐ A Bit Long (10 to 20 Hours) ☐ Long (20 to 50 Hours) ☑ Might forget you have a life outside of this game ---{ Price }--- ☐ It's free! ☑ They could put double and I would still buy ☐ If it's on sale ☐ If you have some spare money left ☐ Not recommended ☐ You could also just burn your money ---{ Bugs }--- ☑ Never heard of ☐ Minor bugs ☐ Can get annoying ☐ ARK: Survival Evolved ☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs ---{ ? / 10 }--- ☐ 0 ☐ 0,5 ☐ 1 ☐ 1,5 ☐ 2 ☐ 2,5 ☐ 3 ☐ 3,5 ☐ 4 ☐ 4.5 ☐ 5 ☐ 5.5 ☐ 6 ☐ 6.5 ☐ 7 ☐ 7,5 ☐ 8 ☐ 8,5 ☐ 9 ☐ 9,5 ☑ 10
77 votes funny
Sounds like a small can of air freshener, but Tiny Glade scratches the itch for creative design. One of the most charming and compelling tools I have used for a long time. Awesome work Pounce Light.
41 votes funny
---{ Graphics }--- ☐ You forget what reality is ☑ Beautiful ☐ Good ☐ Decent ☐ Bad ☐ Don‘t look too long at it ☐ MS-DOS ---{ Gameplay }--- ☑ Very good ☐ Good ☐ It's just gameplay ☐ Mehh ☐ Watch paint dry instead ☐ Just don't ---{ Audio }--- ☐ Eargasm ☐ Very good ☑ Good ☐ Not too bad ☐ Bad ☐ I'm now deaf ---{ Audience }--- ☑ Kids ☑ Teens ☑ Adults ☑ Grandma ---{ PC Requirements }--- ☐ Check if you can run paint ☐ Potato ☑ Decent ☐ Fast ☐ Rich boi ☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer ---{ Game Size }--- ☐ Floppy Disk ☑ Old Fashioned ☐ Workable ☐ Big ☐ Will eat 10% of your 1TB hard drive ☐ You will want an entire hard drive to hold it ☐ You will need to invest in a black hole to hold all the data ---{ Difficulty }--- ☑ Just press 'W' ☐ Easy ☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master ☐ Significant brain usage ☐ Difficult ☐ Dark Souls ---{ Grind }--- ☑ Nothing to grind ☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks ☐ Isn't necessary to progress ☐ Average grind level ☐ Too much grind ☐ You'll need a second life for grinding ---{ Story }--- ☑ No Story ☐ Some lore ☐ Average ☐ Good ☐ Lovely ☐ It'll replace your life ---{ Game Time }--- ☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee ☑ Short ☐ Average ☐ Long ☐ To infinity and beyond ---{ Price }--- ☐ It's free! ☑ Worth the price ☐ If it's on sale ☐ If u have some spare money left ☐ Not recommended ☐ You could also just burn your money ---{ Bugs }--- ☑ Never heard of ☐ Minor bugs ☐ Can get annoying ☐ ARK: Survival Evolved ☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs ---{ ? / 10 }--- ☐ 1 ☐ 2 ☐ 3 ☐ 4 ☐ 5 ☐ 6 ☐ 7 ☐ 8 ☑ 9 ☐ 10
35 votes funny
I'm clueless, whats the objective this game? No Quest? I built a house and have been waiting, but nothing has happened.
32 votes funny
The first time you make something, you're going to make a little witch hut in the woods or something. Itll be small. Youll be proud of yourself. Then you'll go into the forums and go OH WHAT YOU CAN DO THAT and make the biggest castle with tons of details and crazy towers coming out of it. 10/10 I did lose multiple hours to this today.
31 votes funny
A stupid lesbian gifted me this game and i love it with all my heart.
25 votes funny
I am a 75 year old disabled man with not much to do. I came across this game by chance and gave it a try. The 11 hours is a moment. One thing I've enjoyed is being able to amble along making mistakes and finding neat ways to do things without any distracting input. I'm building my first little village following logical steps in regard to gov't, food, transport, population, industry, the whole nine yards, but keeping it in line with historical accuracy. I don't think I need speak further as to whether or not I enjoy and recommend this game.
21 votes funny
This game is a treat. Whoever designed the UI/UX, I love how your brain works. You have a sexy brain, a beautiful brain. The dev or devs are all sexy beautiful people.
19 votes funny
This is hands down the most POSITIVE game out there. If you’re looking for something that will not only entertain but also enrich your mind, this is it. I promise you, just get it and enjoy—it's an experience that will make you a wiser person. My IQ went up by 2% after playing, and I can’t recommend it enough. Prepare for some serious mental growth and endless fun. Thank me later.
17 votes funny
THIS GAME IS WAY TOO STRESSFUL
14 votes funny
This game made me too relaxed, and everytime i play it before i play Cyberpunk 2077, i no longer want to play a game with any violence i just want to drink tea and pet sheep and build them a little house. and then i go to sleep.
12 votes funny
Finished in 20 minutes, excellent idea but the game is completely devoid of content with minimal creation tools. I am disappointed.
12 votes funny
This is beautiful, zen, fun and very addictive. BUT I really wish there were more options. At the moment there are a couple of windows, doors, flowers, trees and lights to choose from. One type of main building, tower, wall, fence and dirt road. You can raise the terrain and you can place water. And you can make some adjustments to structures I just feel there could be a bit more to do with...everything And I think it is too expensive for what you get, so I refunded it and will reconsider buying it if more is added in the future, and/or there is a price reduction. Because over 14 euros for this is... a little bit greedy
11 votes funny
With no direction or goals, I couldnt even last a half hour.
11 votes funny
TINY GLADE IS HERE! the pros and cons! the graphics are beautiful! the controls are easy and fast to pick up! fun customisation and lodes of tools to mess around with! the camera and time of day are excellent! BUT the cons... i was so surprised how ''TINY'' the area you get to build in is.. you can build a pond with a house and then you have almost 70% filled the area?! you do get 4 different scenery options to choose from but wow. apart from the small area you get to play around with.. you definitely get your moneys worth and its alot of fun. just so disappointing of the Tiny area you get. i guess i should have expected it from the name! overall a beautiful game. Highly recommend!
10 votes funny
I'm a bit disappointed if Im going to be brutally honest, I was counting down the days to this game and bought it right at launch, however its so... hollow? dont get me wrong its cute but youll get bored after a few hours, i was under the impression the game upon launch would have a larger amount of content but its literally just the demo with slightly more space, and a few other seasons to play around with. You literally get one new type of actual window and sure a bunch of new colours for your buildings, you can add ponds now and one generic type of tree and plant. Things I think should have been just in the game at this point, waterfalls or running water of literal any type, multi levelled hills/cliffs, (even just two levels of hills on top of eachother would be wonderful), the ability to actually put the sheep and ducks were you'd like them to be, (like pens for example) Id also really like more options for decorations around the outside of the buildings, its extremely confusing trying to figure out what specific position I need to put a window in to get a cute barrel or wagon to pop up. I am enjoying the game but i wouldn't pay 20 bucks for it at this point, id definitely grab it when its on sale and I hope it gets some fun updates and improvements.
7 votes funny
This is not worth $15, I had less than 15 minutes of fun with it. Camera is weird and confusing. The high Depth of Field makes it so that most of the screen is blurry, moving around in the editor is clunky, and then when you want to take a picture, you have to line up the shot again in the secondary camera screen. Even the first person controls don't have any vertical movement hotkeys, so really none of these camera options feel good. Presentation was fine, but there weren't many color/design options to choose from, and also 90% of the day night cycle looks really hard to see, like just not color balanced at all. Interactivity between the tools was cool, but again, it's only a few minutes before it starts to wear thin. The game looks cool but it's not really fun for more than a couple minutes.
7 votes funny
I’ve been playing the demo of Tiny Glade for a bit now, and it’s just such a relaxing experience. The game isn’t about winning or managing resources, which is a breath of fresh air and just chill. It’s all about creativity. You just build and doodle castles and cottages, and the game does this beautiful job of filling in the details. The best part -- there is no grid. Everything feels organic and free-flowing. If you’re into just chilling and building cute little worlds without any pressure, this is for you. Honestly, its just the perfect game to unwind with after a long day. Highly recommend!
7 votes funny
there are no zombies or nukes 0/10
6 votes funny
It is fine if you have the imagination for it. I just don't. Maybe when I was a kid I would have loved this game but I am nearly 40 and my brain is wiped out. Even though I refunded it, I would still recommend it since its original. I would say if you are on the fence, wait for a sale. I think maybe $7-10 is a fair price, if they add a bunch more content to create even more cool things then $10-15 for sure.
6 votes funny
THE TUTORIAL IS TOO HARD! YOU NEED A MOUSE! MY MOUSE IS UPSTAIRS AND I DON'T WANT TO GO GET IT!
6 votes funny

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