I decided to play a little trick and play with my friend. I spent five hours playing this game until my mom caught me. I was beaten for a very long time. I'm writing this review on my phone because my computer is broken.
Four nuns have just died
They are waiting to talk to Saint Peter outside the gates of Heaven.
Saint Peter: “Sisters, confess your sins and you may enter paradise.”
Nun #1: “Saint Peter, forgive me, in my life I once gazed lustfully at a man’s penis.”
St Pete: “Sister, rinse your eyes with this Holy Water and then you may enter they Kingdom of Heaven.”
Nun #2: “Saint Peter, forgive me, I once touched a man’s penis.”
Petey: “Sister, wash you hands in this Holy Water and then you may enter the Kingdom of Heaven.”
Nun #4: *taps Nun #3 on the shoulder and says* “Do mind if I gargle with that water before you sit in it?”
Stuck in a monastery? More like heaven with holy habits. The puzzles are easy, but resisting the nuns? Impossible. Fixed my car, broke my vows. 10/10 would repent again.
Very short. Frankly it's not worth 10 euros. Maybe at half that I would recommend it. Maybe.
It's a relatively normal AVN with some tacked on mini games. The active ones can thankfully be skipped, as they're not very well designed. The room searching can barely be called gameplay. Just move your mouse until something lights up and click it. Frankly the game would be improved by just removing all the 'interactive' elements and turning it into a straight slideshow.
The women are all the usual over-endowed pornstar models. They don't switch clothes to blend in with the scene as it's happening though, so half the time you are talking to an avatar that is dressed, while in the scene she's supposedly naked. The animations are not bad, but short, and the progression of positions within the scene frequently made me scratch my head as to what was supposed to be happening. It feels like the dev had access to a bunch of animations and just put them together randomly.
For a game about nuns there was surprisingly little fetish bait. Other than the costumes there really wasn't anything going on. It all felt rather vanilla. The plot was similarly disappointing. Not incompetent, just bland and forgettable.
All in all, not recommended.
The game is awesome, I especially loved the monastery's daily schedule:
1. 7:00 AM: Prayer.
2. 8:00 AM: Helping the guest with his car.
3. 9:00 AM-6:00 AM: Engaging in sexual activities with the guest.
There are hilarious aspects to any nymphomaniac nuns scenario and the gals sure are cute. The animations are of high quality but kept extremely simple. This is a Unity game, not Renpy. You're not hit with a word blizzard meant to describe what the animation fails to show. But the scenes aren't sexy. There's nothing erotic about them. Each simply loops penetration or oral acts. It's robot sex. There's no desire conveyed in any of these animations. No kissing, no sensual touching, no embracing during them. Plus the animations were not finished. You have lots of placeholder renders where sex animations were meant to go. Had the game been finished, had the scenes been at least a little erotic, I'd say it was just fine. But, as is, I'm not convinced it's worth ten bucks.
This is not a bad game. It's also not a good game.
The story is compelling, HOWEVER there is only an illusion of choice. This game is NOT a choice-driven narrative. Trust me, I played all the way through it, and then went through intentionally trying to do the opposite of what I did before, and THEN I tried to go in with a mixed bag of answers, literally just trying to "lose" the game. The story plays the EXACT same way. So ZERO replayability. And you can see from my time played, one full run of the game, and then two abbreviated runs, all in under 7 hours. And that's leaving the game running when I took breaks.
The lewd scenes are good. They are also choppy and weird at times, but they definitely look good, and it's nice to have an AVN with actual female audio during these scenes.
If you REALLY want the nun fantasy, this game will satisfy the urge. But there are other AVNs on the market right now that offer much more variety and choice, and include more than 4 girls. I would understand if this game was maybe $3.00 on Steam. But to charge over $10.00 is ridiculous for what you get.
Like others, games freezes for me right at getting out of car at the monastery. Played other games from these guys and had no issues. This one needs a fix, or I need a refund.
Must mention I hate asking for refunds.
Please fix, I kinda really REALLY like nuns. haha
The first interaction with a female body and the scene freezes on me. I couldn't get a refund for the game since I bought a bundle. And it ends up the first game I played in the bundle worked fine with no issues. But the next two games, they crashed. So now I am wary of buying any more games from this developer until this game and another one are fixed.
If we find ourselves casually undressed
which is frankly, our natural condition
and if s*xual needs should be addressed
there’s no need for t*wdry confessions
for pleasure is something to be expressed
if we’re alone or in a marvelous coalition
So I wish you satisfaction in elations quest
as you work the knobs, slants and levers
because this isn’t some kind of competition
Thought I was escaping rain. Ended up escaping temptation (or didn’t). Sexy nuns, weird rituals, and a car that breaks way too easily. Best spiritual crisis I’ve ever had.
Hold up, playa - when you see some sisters with more secrets than my phone password, you know it's gonna be lit. This joint got more twists than a curly fry and hotter drama than a summer day in Compton!
I decided to play a little trick and play with my friend. I spent five hours playing this game until my mom caught me. I was beaten for a very long time. I'm writing this review on my phone because my computer is broken.
Four nuns have just died
They are waiting to talk to Saint Peter outside the gates of Heaven.
Saint Peter: “Sisters, confess your sins and you may enter paradise.”
Nun #1: “Saint Peter, forgive me, in my life I once gazed lustfully at a man’s penis.”
St Pete: “Sister, rinse your eyes with this Holy Water and then you may enter they Kingdom of Heaven.”
Nun #2: “Saint Peter, forgive me, I once touched a man’s penis.”
Petey: “Sister, wash you hands in this Holy Water and then you may enter the Kingdom of Heaven.”
Nun #4: *taps Nun #3 on the shoulder and says* “Do mind if I gargle with that water before you sit in it?”
Stuck in a monastery? More like heaven with holy habits. The puzzles are easy, but resisting the nuns? Impossible. Fixed my car, broke my vows. 10/10 would repent again.
Very short. Frankly it's not worth 10 euros. Maybe at half that I would recommend it. Maybe.
It's a relatively normal AVN with some tacked on mini games. The active ones can thankfully be skipped, as they're not very well designed. The room searching can barely be called gameplay. Just move your mouse until something lights up and click it. Frankly the game would be improved by just removing all the 'interactive' elements and turning it into a straight slideshow.
The women are all the usual over-endowed pornstar models. They don't switch clothes to blend in with the scene as it's happening though, so half the time you are talking to an avatar that is dressed, while in the scene she's supposedly naked. The animations are not bad, but short, and the progression of positions within the scene frequently made me scratch my head as to what was supposed to be happening. It feels like the dev had access to a bunch of animations and just put them together randomly.
For a game about nuns there was surprisingly little fetish bait. Other than the costumes there really wasn't anything going on. It all felt rather vanilla. The plot was similarly disappointing. Not incompetent, just bland and forgettable.
All in all, not recommended.
The game is awesome, I especially loved the monastery's daily schedule:
1. 7:00 AM: Prayer.
2. 8:00 AM: Helping the guest with his car.
3. 9:00 AM-6:00 AM: Engaging in sexual activities with the guest.
There are hilarious aspects to any nymphomaniac nuns scenario and the gals sure are cute. The animations are of high quality but kept extremely simple. This is a Unity game, not Renpy. You're not hit with a word blizzard meant to describe what the animation fails to show. But the scenes aren't sexy. There's nothing erotic about them. Each simply loops penetration or oral acts. It's robot sex. There's no desire conveyed in any of these animations. No kissing, no sensual touching, no embracing during them. Plus the animations were not finished. You have lots of placeholder renders where sex animations were meant to go. Had the game been finished, had the scenes been at least a little erotic, I'd say it was just fine. But, as is, I'm not convinced it's worth ten bucks.
This is not a bad game. It's also not a good game.
The story is compelling, HOWEVER there is only an illusion of choice. This game is NOT a choice-driven narrative. Trust me, I played all the way through it, and then went through intentionally trying to do the opposite of what I did before, and THEN I tried to go in with a mixed bag of answers, literally just trying to "lose" the game. The story plays the EXACT same way. So ZERO replayability. And you can see from my time played, one full run of the game, and then two abbreviated runs, all in under 7 hours. And that's leaving the game running when I took breaks.
The lewd scenes are good. They are also choppy and weird at times, but they definitely look good, and it's nice to have an AVN with actual female audio during these scenes.
If you REALLY want the nun fantasy, this game will satisfy the urge. But there are other AVNs on the market right now that offer much more variety and choice, and include more than 4 girls. I would understand if this game was maybe $3.00 on Steam. But to charge over $10.00 is ridiculous for what you get.
Like others, games freezes for me right at getting out of car at the monastery. Played other games from these guys and had no issues. This one needs a fix, or I need a refund.
Must mention I hate asking for refunds.
Please fix, I kinda really REALLY like nuns. haha
The first interaction with a female body and the scene freezes on me. I couldn't get a refund for the game since I bought a bundle. And it ends up the first game I played in the bundle worked fine with no issues. But the next two games, they crashed. So now I am wary of buying any more games from this developer until this game and another one are fixed.
If we find ourselves casually undressed
which is frankly, our natural condition
and if s*xual needs should be addressed
there’s no need for t*wdry confessions
for pleasure is something to be expressed
if we’re alone or in a marvelous coalition
So I wish you satisfaction in elations quest
as you work the knobs, slants and levers
because this isn’t some kind of competition
Thought I was escaping rain. Ended up escaping temptation (or didn’t). Sexy nuns, weird rituals, and a car that breaks way too easily. Best spiritual crisis I’ve ever had.
Hold up, playa - when you see some sisters with more secrets than my phone password, you know it's gonna be lit. This joint got more twists than a curly fry and hotter drama than a summer day in Compton!
