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Only Whores Survive 🔞Only Whores Survive 🔞
There comes a time in every man's life when he needs to look in the mirror and ask himself how exactly he got to that place. You have to truly reflect on the decisions you have made along the path that led you to the place of your final reckoning. It's still not clear, even to me, why I bought this game. There's nothing wrong with it, with those nudity scenes it's perfectly stellar. But when you look at it as a choice, you realize how damaged I and the rest of humanity are. What prompted me to buy a game like this? What part of my soul felt so empty that I thought a virtual girl could fill it? When I look into the infinite depths of my own loneliness, I see a pool of reflection. My face is not there, there is no face. There are only tears in that puddle, tears of shame, loss and confusion. If it were up to me again, I know I would buy it in a heartbeat, I know I would load it up and skip the countless window prompts so I could get a single bite of the pornographic images that are available online. However, despite the abundance of naked virtual women waiting in the digital sphere, I chose to purchase this game and dedicate hours of my life to it. That time will never return to me, it is lost just like my soul and like time I fear never to find it again. There is something broken inside me, something that desires sensations beyond my reach, something that moans every night knowing that there is no real princess, it is simply an illusion. In my quest to find meaning in this long life, I searched for the colorful lights and sounds of a world that only exists in a pop-up window on my computer. I'm not sure what the moral of this review is, I'm not sure of my place within the universe, all I know is that no amount of virtual girls can cure the big rot that has plagued me I really need money for treatment...
161 votes funny
There comes a time in every man's life when he needs to look in the mirror and ask himself how exactly he got to that place. You have to truly reflect on the decisions you have made along the path that led you to the place of your final reckoning. It's still not clear, even to me, why I bought this game. There's nothing wrong with it, with those nudity scenes it's perfectly stellar. But when you look at it as a choice, you realize how damaged I and the rest of humanity are. What prompted me to buy a game like this? What part of my soul felt so empty that I thought a virtual girl could fill it? When I look into the infinite depths of my own loneliness, I see a pool of reflection. My face is not there, there is no face. There are only tears in that puddle, tears of shame, loss and confusion. If it were up to me again, I know I would buy it in a heartbeat, I know I would load it up and skip the countless window prompts so I could get a single bite of the pornographic images that are available online. However, despite the abundance of naked virtual women waiting in the digital sphere, I chose to purchase this game and dedicate hours of my life to it. That time will never return to me, it is lost just like my soul and like time I fear never to find it again. There is something broken inside me, something that desires sensations beyond my reach, something that moans every night knowing that there is no real princess, it is simply an illusion. In my quest to find meaning in this long life, I searched for the colorful lights and sounds of a world that only exists in a pop-up window on my computer. I'm not sure what the moral of this review is, I'm not sure of my place within the universe, all I know is that no amount of virtual girls can cure the big rot that has plagued me I really need money for treatment...
161 votes funny
It's not a bad shooter, I even shot it a couple times myself.
76 votes funny
All of those high quality pictures on the store display are not tied into game play in any meaningful way and basically just to mislead you. The game itself is fairly fun for what it's worth, but the actual "material" you get for playing the game is honestly some of the lowest quality work I have ever seen; that is saying something given because I've seen some horrendous stuff on this account. It commits the Gooner Game cardinal sin of having awful goon bait. But again the gameplay is sorta fun so idk. Go play State of Decay and then jerk off and you'll have a better experience.
17 votes funny
Ever wanted to shoot zombies, loot junk, and accidentally build a sexy apocalypse harem? This game lets you live that oddly specific dream. Plot? Barely. Clothes? Even less. 10/10, my moral compass is spinning
13 votes funny
My friends think I'm good at relationships. But they don't know that I'm exploring different ways to develop romantic relationships in games like this one.
12 votes funny
The main goal of the game is to kill women and make love to zombies... Or vice versa... Whatever...
12 votes funny
cant jerk off to this
10 votes funny
Most of the girls in the ad are not in the game. Sometimes not all of the quest objectives will even load on the map or it may be under something so you can't see it on your map which amounts to the same as the map is how you find anything. A marked enemy that you have to kill can wander off making finding and killing him not possible. This game does not seem like it was finished also the other reviews now that i have read them, and played the game are fake as shit. Game has 9 levels with 9 very cartoony very short cgi that doesn't come anywhere near the quality in the ad above. Only 3 of the pics above show girls in the game and the only girls in the game in the video are the little cgi clips and other then taking layers of close off that's pretty much the whole thing with them. Buggy game with the best content already shown in the add (most of witch is not in the game). WTF. I beat the game in 30-min taking my time and redid the last level 4 times thinking I was missing something, but nope that was just the whole game.
10 votes funny
such a sweaty gameplay, my p is not even shooting anymore
8 votes funny
Why do many zombies go to bed early? They were dead tired. And you can make your hands get deathly tired. Tough battles, direct penetrations and non-stop jumps: everything in order to survive... all the juice.
6 votes funny
Where do I even start with this review.. 1: The game won't launch without going into the game files 2: It's wayy too difficult for a hentai game as well.. In it's current state I would ski this game if you're looking for a NSFW type of game. Maybe if I could just have fun and not worry about dying that much I would recommend this one, sorry devs
5 votes funny
Every day someone steals three batteries from me and hides them in different places, and also breaks the communication tower. I suspect these women, it seems to me that only they are capable of such dirty meanness.
5 votes funny
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4 votes funny
Its just trash
3 votes funny
the pics form the store page is inaccurate and misleading do not buy
3 votes funny
Not a zombie apocalypse, but a sexual paradise, if this is what the real zombie apocalypse will be, then let it start as soon as possible)
3 votes funny
worst game ever
3 votes funny
Mom saw me playing this game and now I need your help. Friends, help me come up with an excuse, otherwise my computer will be taken away.
3 votes funny
This white liquid that flows out of her pink pie. I am so crazy about games of this genre, I recommend it to lovers of pie and dumplings)
3 votes funny
fix because i paid this game real money
2 votes funny
zombies and pretty girls, good combination. I hope the update will bring more juicy girls.
2 votes funny
ACHIEVEMENTS DO NOT WORK. WASTE OF MY TIME. GET A 3 STAR ON A LEVEL AND IT JUST DOESNT COUNT. WORST 10 DOLLARS OF MY LIFE
2 votes funny
Am I correct in assuming that this is the source material for The Last of Us series?
2 votes funny
The title carries a very useful piece of financial advice
2 votes funny
Classic gameplay with zombies
2 votes funny

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