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"Japan will literally do anything to fix the low birthrate issue, except for fixing the root issues that caused low birthrate in the first place" ahh game 💀

Discussion time:

If you pay any attention to Socio-Economy issues around the world, you'll definitely come across Japan's low birthrate issue, which is one on many things you'll hear about Japan. In fact, their birthrate started dropping once they began to industrialize & urbanize, which is a common occurrence throughout modern history for many other countries, not just Japan. By the mid-1970s, Japan’s birthrate fell below the replacement level of 2.1 and has continued declining ever since, and as of 2024 it's 1.15. Mind you, the minimum required for a population to keep their number the same for the next generation is 2.1 children per woman. But hey at least it's not like South Korea's 0.75 (even lower number has been reported recently). I will keep the reason why Japan's birthrate is so low short, since there're much more better studies on the internet that go into more details much better. For short, what makes Japan so great that we know and love today, are also what killing them, insane strict high standard work ethics/cultures and high living cost due to inflation. To cope with this issues, the government even tried to give out incentives such as giving ¥100,000 ($660) for each baby born, and last time I have heard from people I know from Japan, this is basically useless as it's not enough to cover the actual cost of raising a child till working age. And even wackier recent rumor is to giving out "Breeding Visa" to foreigner. Talking about Japan's government will do anything except for fixing the root causes, from the entertainment side, we get to see many wacky takes from h-manga, h-anime, and h-game like this game on the issue. Either as satire or as their own unhinged suggestions, we’ll never really know what’s going on in the minds of these authors. At least this game's approach seem more reasonable, some works even go as far as proposing extreme or disturbing ‘solutions’ like legalizing non-consensual scenarios. One thing I like to think about is would any of these approaches actually work? For me, they may sound good on paper, and would definitely satisfy the quota. But what about the child's development? Most of these approaches (breeding officer, legalize r*pe, etc) often lead to single-parenthood family, and we all know how badly it ends for the child. Even if money is not the issue, parents usually still want to spend more time with their children to properly give them the emotional support needed, but this is usually a far-fetched luxury due to how busy their work is. In the end, this just makes people not want kids at all — why would anyone give birth when they don’t have the time or money to raise a child properly, while the government only cared enough to reward you with compensation equivalence of a pack of cigarette? After all, this may only works well in the fiction world of hentai, and ridiculous in real life. That’s my thought on the matter, just food for thought. Feel free to discuss more in the comment section🤣.

Back to the game:

Gameplay is similar to dating-sim like Dōkyūsei: Bangin' Summer, but simpler. Basically be at the right place at the right time, or "Breed at the right place, at the right time"🤣. And like in Dōkyūsei: Bangin' Summer, you'll be spending a lot of your time exploring the city meeting new faces, visiting new places. But you can always check the characters' info, if you're not sure where to go next to progress. Story is very self explanatory, Japan started a program allowing male to become "breeding officer" and breed with any consenting female, basically being a breeding stallion to fix the birthrate. After put some extra couple of hours, I have to say I love everything so far! I love the silly conversations with npcs, though the translation is a bit wonky at times, but for most part it's understandable. Also I really like the diverse cast of characters you can "repopulate Japan" with, from mature lady that need some company 😏 to Diddy/Epstein/Drake's hit list 😨. And comparing to other "Japan's low birthrate" adult media, I have to say that this game does put on the effort to make the world building make sense, as there're actual administrative body, laws and regulations on every levels, which is very Japan-ish thing to see, unlike "Oh here's a new policy, just do whatever to reach the quota.". The game art style is pixel, as someone who love pixel arts, this game is amazing! The characters are cute and the animations are very nice. Though some might say the animations are bit too simple, and I can agree with that, but simplicity is what also great about pixel art as they leave room for imagination, as they say "Less is More". There are voice acting and SFX for the spicy gameplay too! The voice acting is very nice, each girls have their own unique VA.

Rating: Japan probably won't be able to fix their birthrate, but this game is good!

Good game! Definitely worth a try! And you might learn one or two things from my silly review🤣. Anyway I will update more on this review later.

External Uncensor Patch from the Publisher's Website is required

20 votes funny

"Japan will literally do anything to fix the low birthrate issue, except for fixing the root issues that caused low birthrate in the first place" ahh game 💀

Discussion time:

If you pay any attention to Socio-Economy issues around the world, you'll definitely come across Japan's low birthrate issue, which is one on many things you'll hear about Japan. In fact, their birthrate started dropping once they began to industrialize & urbanize, which is a common occurrence throughout modern history for many other countries, not just Japan. By the mid-1970s, Japan’s birthrate fell below the replacement level of 2.1 and has continued declining ever since, and as of 2024 it's 1.15. Mind you, the minimum required for a population to keep their number the same for the next generation is 2.1 children per woman. But hey at least it's not like South Korea's 0.75 (even lower number has been reported recently). I will keep the reason why Japan's birthrate is so low short, since there're much more better studies on the internet that go into more details much better. For short, what makes Japan so great that we know and love today, are also what killing them, insane strict high standard work ethics/cultures and high living cost due to inflation. To cope with this issues, the government even tried to give out incentives such as giving ¥100,000 ($660) for each baby born, and last time I have heard from people I know from Japan, this is basically useless as it's not enough to cover the actual cost of raising a child till working age. And even wackier recent rumor is to giving out "Breeding Visa" to foreigner. Talking about Japan's government will do anything except for fixing the root causes, from the entertainment side, we get to see many wacky takes from h-manga, h-anime, and h-game like this game on the issue. Either as satire or as their own unhinged suggestions, we’ll never really know what’s going on in the minds of these authors. At least this game's approach seem more reasonable, some works even go as far as proposing extreme or disturbing ‘solutions’ like legalizing non-consensual scenarios. One thing I like to think about is would any of these approaches actually work? For me, they may sound good on paper, and would definitely satisfy the quota. But what about the child's development? Most of these approaches (breeding officer, legalize r*pe, etc) often lead to single-parenthood family, and we all know how badly it ends for the child. Even if money is not the issue, parents usually still want to spend more time with their children to properly give them the emotional support needed, but this is usually a far-fetched luxury due to how busy their work is. In the end, this just makes people not want kids at all — why would anyone give birth when they don’t have the time or money to raise a child properly, while the government only cared enough to reward you with compensation equivalence of a pack of cigarette? After all, this may only works well in the fiction world of hentai, and ridiculous in real life. That’s my thought on the matter, just food for thought. Feel free to discuss more in the comment section🤣.

Back to the game:

Gameplay is similar to dating-sim like Dōkyūsei: Bangin' Summer, but simpler. Basically be at the right place at the right time, or "Breed at the right place, at the right time"🤣. And like in Dōkyūsei: Bangin' Summer, you'll be spending a lot of your time exploring the city meeting new faces, visiting new places. But you can always check the characters' info, if you're not sure where to go next to progress. Story is very self explanatory, Japan started a program allowing male to become "breeding officer" and breed with any consenting female, basically being a breeding stallion to fix the birthrate. After put some extra couple of hours, I have to say I love everything so far! I love the silly conversations with npcs, though the translation is a bit wonky at times, but for most part it's understandable. Also I really like the diverse cast of characters you can "repopulate Japan" with, from mature lady that need some company 😏 to Diddy/Epstein/Drake's hit list 😨. And comparing to other "Japan's low birthrate" adult media, I have to say that this game does put on the effort to make the world building make sense, as there're actual administrative body, laws and regulations on every levels, which is very Japan-ish thing to see, unlike "Oh here's a new policy, just do whatever to reach the quota.". The game art style is pixel, as someone who love pixel arts, this game is amazing! The characters are cute and the animations are very nice. Though some might say the animations are bit too simple, and I can agree with that, but simplicity is what also great about pixel art as they leave room for imagination, as they say "Less is More". There are voice acting and SFX for the spicy gameplay too! The voice acting is very nice, each girls have their own unique VA.

Rating: Japan probably won't be able to fix their birthrate, but this game is good!

Good game! Definitely worth a try! And you might learn one or two things from my silly review🤣. Anyway I will update more on this review later.

External Uncensor Patch from the Publisher's Website is required

20 votes funny
It's a pretty good game until you get to the fucking sixth graders part
19 votes funny
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10 votes funny
Interesting concept, but there are some major problems with this. First for a life simulation / life sim tag, there was barely any of that. Second the animations (if you can even call it that) are just 4 sprite frames, super boring and repetitive. For $5 dollar this could work, but there's no way you can charge over $10 for this.
7 votes funny
ass
6 votes funny
Gameplay is straight boring - click click click click. The is no management, no minigames, nothing. And NSFW part is not that great to warrant tolerance toward gameplay. Sprite animations are just bad - a few frames per second and audio is not even in sync with them.
5 votes funny
This game is 90% broken... Packed with UI problems, invisible characters and game blockers. It's not possible to play in current state. - It cannot go full screen - When you use the mobile phone, the text is bigger than the screen and runs off out to the side - When you try breeding, nothing happens and the only button available is Exit every time - Sometimes the pointer when hovering over things does not highlight the objects correctly and objects have offsets from the actual coordinates of the pointer Come on guys... This is not a difficult game to make, but even the basics are broken. Will await 1 update for all these fixes and if they're not resolved, will refund. Thanks.
4 votes funny
I actually played meteo.H breeding games in JP as well (DLSite) and I enjoyed them all. played this official translation to support them as well and took the opportunity to do a full replay, ended up 100%ing in 4h Am a fan of these pixel games and this honestly really delivers. Mei best btw. As for the translation, there are frequent typos, some mistranslations, and some cases of text overflowing out the window so that is unfortunate. You'll need to download the free Steam patch from 072 website to be able to see the actual "Breeding" Was a surprise that something like this even needed one considering the Steam page lol. Certain girls would just be pure black without it.
4 votes funny
This game requires an externally-sourced patch in order to get all of its features, which also requires you to make an account on the publisher's website in order to download it. I would not recommend doing this, not only because it is ridiculous to begin with that said patch is needed to even get the text to work right (as of writing this), but also the fact that the content it unlocks includes things that are VERY questionable in terms of various character's ages. You are buying an intentionally incomplete product here with the complete version being... well, not exactly something you'd want to have in your Steam library to put it bluntly.
3 votes funny
What sort of game needs you to go to a different website to go and search for patches personally??? ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU BOUGHT IT ON STEAM The game was fun for a bit until the story got cut short halfway through and some of the UI were not even loading 10/10 do not recommend.
3 votes funny
It's a breeding city
2 votes funny
It is a pixel-style casual simulation game. The art is similar to Summer Memories, but the dynamics and playable content are more fun. This game is more interesting and interesting in its depiction of pornography.
2 votes funny
game needs repair updates no characters display properly
2 votes funny
This game is quite decent. You can play it anywhere. It's worthy of being called a farming game
2 votes funny
You're probably going to want to get the patch for this game. The H-Scenes are tremendous in breadth but mostly lacking depth, with usually 1-2 scenes per girl but there are a lot of them. There's a lot of variety and I like how everything fits into the setting. It's really well done how this is usually one of those gimmicky ideas in doujins or something but it's really fleshed out and the premises for H-Scenes are relevant and plentiful.
1 votes funny
If you've ever wanted another run at a newgrounds H flash game, without most of the problematic bits, this is your game.
1 votes funny
Games set against the backdrop of a declining birth rate, I really enjoy reading this kind of theme in books, but it's rare to see games with this theme. I have to say that this game has fulfilled a dream of mine. Although it's in pixel art, the performance is quite good. There are many unexpected gameplay elements, and it's really thrilling to start a round in a public place
1 votes funny
I love a lot of double flying plots, they are really civilized, but unfortunately there are a bit too few close-ups.
1 votes funny
Only hard work can bring rewards, there are various ways to do it, only you can't imagine it!
1 votes funny
A game that on the surface looks like a run of the mill Steam smut project is in truth a surprisingly sharp commentary on social hierarchies of sex and the central importance of consent. Each named woman encountered within its sprawling map is not a prize to be won but an autonomous character with standards, expectations, and boundaries. Only when the player meets those expectations can intimacy progress, turning what might have been a crude mechanic into a reflection on negotiation and respect. The city itself is alive with detail, operating on a strict twenty-four-hour cycle. People move through their routines with believable rhythm: working, studying, shopping, eating, and resting. These layers give the setting a sense of authenticity, as though the player is trespassing in a society that would exist even without their presence. The result is an experience that is more than indulgence, more than spectacle, and more than the sum of its parts.
1 votes funny
An interactive simulation game centred on countermeasures against declining birth rates,It is a significant improvement over its predecessor.This art style faithfully recreates the visual texture of pixel games,The characters and setting are highly engaging and captivate players,complemented by diverse settings to construct a gaming space imbued with a nostalgic atmosphere,Each character possesses specific details, delivering an unexpectedly immersive gaming experience.
1 votes funny
In this city, people are encouraged to fulfill their civic duty by having children at any time and in any place.
1 votes funny
To address the population problem, everyone should contribute to the city by having children.
1 votes funny
Sucks
1 votes funny
Before playing the game, make sure to download the patch that adds extra characters. Once the patch was installed I did not encounter any bugs. Full screen is available but not with menu options you have to use keyboard to activate it. The game requires time to explore as it is a bit like a puzzle to find extra h-scenes. The more people you have sex with and impregnate, the more h-scenes get unlocked. Some impregnations take longer than others, which makes me believe it depends a bit on RNG. All h-scenes are animated pixel graphics with not many details, but it is still hot. Your character has no face. The game took me around 8 hours to finish, but you can replay all h-scenes as much as you want. Enjoy a world where you become the number 1 breeder.

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