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I have not progressed in the story at all but there is no more furniture in the whole facility.
223 votes funny
I have not progressed in the story at all but there is no more furniture in the whole facility.
223 votes funny
I have a theoretical degree in physics
191 votes funny
Does NOT require a PSN Account - Perfect Game 10/10.
184 votes funny
This is one of the best games I've played in the last five years, I have only one thing to say to the developers of this wonderful game. Buff the pizza, I beg of you, on my life. Just please make the pizza better. We spent 28 hours on a fresh save, to get pizza, and it was so mid, that I'm have a religious crisis. Please buff the pizza, or I might not be able to find my way to heaven, thank you
167 votes funny
I hate survival crafting games, the lack of a story makes it horrible solo- Oh you have a story? Ok well I hate survival crafting games that waste your time collecting 100x wood for a wall for my ba- Oh the crafting is all low quantity? With unique mechanics for a lot of resources? Ok well I hate the fact youre stuck in the same forest or plains or- Oh you're set in the modern age? With distinct areas? Ok well i bet their really small and incredibly linear- Oh you took good care in the level design to have it all make sense, loop back for shortcuts, that benefits exploration? Ok well I bet fighting enemies is a chore and incredibl- Oh you have enemies that are diverse, challenging for new players, and interesting for older players? Ok well I bet the game has been shoved out and abandoned by the de- Oh you have constant updates, small patches that add content, and larger patches that add even more content? Ok well I bet you dont have a good way to end this review positivel- Amazing game, pinnacle of the survival crafting genre in all capacity. I cannot wait to see more. EDIT: I had 60 hours the last time I reviewed this. Its now in the 200's. I write this on the cusp of 1.0:- I saw more, it was fantastic, every update has been a banger, and is one of the rare cases of a game getting better and better with each zone it adds. I still cannot wait to see more.
143 votes funny
F̶o̶r̶ t̶h̶e̶ C̶o̶m̶p̶a̶n̶y̶!̶ F̶o̶r̶ t̶h̶e̶ D̶e̶m̶o̶c̶r̶a̶c̶y̶! 𝐅𝐎𝐑 𝐒𝐂𝐈𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄!!!
143 votes funny
Hello, Gordon!
131 votes funny
Man, Half-life 3 is wild.
128 votes funny
"I'm with the science team!"
127 votes funny
OHHHHHH yesssss time to waste another 100+ hours into building a fictional home with the boys that I'm gonna put way more effort into than I ever would my real house.
119 votes funny
Why do we all have to wear these ridiculous ties?
111 votes funny
fun solo, could be even better with friends, unfortunately i have no friends..
101 votes funny
Pushing my 3070 Ti to it's limit to run a game that looks like a potato, 10/10 *Update: Pushing my 4070 Ti Super to it's limit to run a game that looks like a potato, 10/10
90 votes funny
gordon you lousy mf. get your dork ass down to the test chamber or else i will shove the sample up your ass!!
88 votes funny
Forklift Certified.
81 votes funny
This game made me realize I was in love with my best friend. We started dating and still haven't finished the game. It's good but long.
73 votes funny
I'M STILL WITH THE SCIENCE TEAM!
69 votes funny
☑ bring your friends to work ☑ hl2-like story ☑ minecraft crafting ☑ goofy weapons ☑ unlicensed forklift usage ☑ poop in a bag ☑ overwhelming amount of radiation poisoning ☑ poop soup ☒ OSHA certified
68 votes funny
You can lock your friend in a porta-potty and force them to watch you poop. 10/10
67 votes funny
Nobody will read my review so I will eat 1 tablespoon of Mayonaise for every like this gets.
67 votes funny
After losing my job at a dwarf mining company and enduring an assignment as a scrap collector where I was treated like a slave, I teamed up with my buddies to become SpöökTubers. Just as things were looking good, my friends disappeared while filming. Now, I've found comfort in a research facility that seems promising.
63 votes funny
for a total of 3.69GB this game has more content than a 309GB game.
61 votes funny
They're waiting for you, Gordon. In the Test Chamber.
56 votes funny
I'M WITH THE SCIENCE TEAM!
54 votes funny
someone kept stealing the poop out of the toilet and growing plants with eyes
50 votes funny

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