
Total War: WARHAMMER III
Feb 17, 2022
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76561198159418670

Not Recommended202 hrs played (1 hrs at review)
roughly as optimized as the Holy Roman Empire was.
1766 votes funny
76561198159418670

Not Recommended202 hrs played (1 hrs at review)
roughly as optimized as the Holy Roman Empire was.
1766 votes funny
76561198054800150

Not Recommended312 hrs played (19 hrs at review)
I'm a high school teacher.
I don't reward my students for turning in an essay months late and still half finished.
I'm not going to reward CA for it either.
787 votes funny
76561198060433911

Recommended276 hrs played (196 hrs at review)
EDIT: Obviously this review was complaining about a lot of issues around the release of Shadows Of Change. CA seem to be making a lot of steps to address these issues, especially their pricing and fixing issues features so kudos to them for that. I'll leave the review as is because it's a positive review anyway but it's also a reminder that they might screw everything up again if they get complacent. All these points still stand for Games Workshop however.
An incredibly accurate representation of the tabletop game. If you want the Games Workshop experience in a video game nothing beats it.
Over-priced? Check.
Riddled with balance issues? Check.
Filled with technical issues and gameplay features that are clunky or don't really work well? Check.
Devs don't really bother trying to fix them and if they do it just breaks other things? Double check.
And if you complain about these things the people in charge just ignore you and keep doing it anyway? Big ole check.
Really, its impressive how committed CA are to emulating the Warhammer experience.
650 votes funny
76561197998531996

Not Recommended179 hrs played (119 hrs at review)
"The right to discuss is a privilege—it is not an entitlement you earn by playing the game" - CA's PR department
Unfortunately I lack the proper Free Speech(TM) DLC to post an accurate review of this game.
530 votes funny
76561198172115395

Recommended39 hrs played (5 hrs at review)
SKARBRAND HATES IT INSIDE!!! SKARBRAND HATES IT OUTSIDE!!! SKARBRAND WILL STAND IN THE DOORWAY BECAUSE HE HATES IT SLIGHTLY LESS!!!
401 votes funny
76561198066938420

Recommended527 hrs played (275 hrs at review)
战锤3对我的意义来说是陪我熬过了漫长的上海大瘟疫 (2022.3.12 - 2022.6.30)
回合制游戏杀时间 杀着杀着就忘记了没食物的饥饿 居委会私吞物资 靠战锤续命
刁大犬偷走了我的春天 我本应该发春的春天是TM全战
It was a long and dark April, (2022.3.12 - 2022.6.30)
Plague and famine spread throughout Shanghai city
The Total war WH3 stayed with me through the whole period
Our fuking idiot president Winnie pooh thought he is the reincarnation of Sigma, He can purify the Nurgle
April of Shanghai, the Realm of Chaos began to flow, warping all in their path, full of devastated.
359 votes funny
76561198182044517

Recommended144 hrs played (90 hrs at review)
Of all the corruption : vampiric, hashut,chaos,skaven... None come close to the worst one : CA CORRUPTION. oh sigmar ...
288 votes funny
76561198156058798

Recommended4 hrs played (4 hrs at review)
I played because of Henry Cavill. No h0mo.
285 votes funny
76561198048139623

Recommended433 hrs played (89 hrs at review)
At the moment this game is a green banana
285 votes funny
76561198076531813

Not Recommended190 hrs played (6 hrs at review)
Fun game, can't wait for full release
284 votes funny
76561198355332838

Recommended109 hrs played (36 hrs at review)
Spend 200$ on DLC then gaslight yourself into liking the game
272 votes funny
76561198322914572

Not Recommended350 hrs played (3 hrs at review)
This game is fantastic, just needs to work on communication, graphics, map, characters, economy, how the units aim, realistic unit movement, anti aliasing, the ai, diplomacy, rational decision making by ai, the HUD, the tutorial, time to load, synchronization, the launcher, understandability and getting a new developer team.
Did I mention it's very affordable?
260 votes funny
76561198191212402

Recommended223 hrs played (22 hrs at review)
'Ate Elves
'Ate Mannlings
'Ate Chaos
'Ate Greenskins
'Ate Skaven
'Ate Vampires
'Ate Lizardmen
Luv me Axe
Luv me gold
Luv me grudges
Luv me mountain
Simple as
247 votes funny
76561198028053740

Recommended138 hrs played (18 hrs at review)
its almost august 23rd
241 votes funny
76561198077960536

Recommended451 hrs played (106 hrs at review)
I go to sleep after this turn
229 votes funny
76561197970477494

Not Recommended92 hrs played (43 hrs at review)
To upgrade this review, please purchase the $8.99 Reviewer - End of Sarcasm DLC.
223 votes funny
76561198988944983

Not Recommended1127 hrs played (33 hrs at review)
CA: "Oh baby please take me back. I promise I won't hurt you again... I've changed, for good this time. I mean it."
Fanbase: "Oh.... ok. Y-You really mean it this time... I-I love you."
223 votes funny
76561198834118302

Recommended107 hrs played (13 hrs at review)
My financial decisions buying this game? Questionable.
My tactical decisions playing this game? Also questionable.
221 votes funny
76561199429715652

Not Recommended2 hrs played (2 hrs at review)
I'm a high school teacher.
I don't reward my students for turning in an essay months late and still half finished.
I'm not going to reward CA for it either.
203 votes funny
76561198191016414

Recommended150 hrs played (32 hrs at review)
my ability is making a battle go from decisive victory to pyrrhic victory
201 votes funny
76561198029457470

Not Recommended473 hrs played (7 hrs at review)
“The right to discuss is a privilege – it is not an entitlement you earn by playing the game."
-Creative Assembly, 2023
Hello, I'm a big fan of the franchise, in particular the Warhammer series. I think they are great games, and you all did a fantastic job translating that fun and interesting setting into a video game.
I have been wondering, though, why are all the humans white or Chinese in the games as of now? I understand that the setting was centered on the Old World. And I don't expect any halfhearted diversification of, say, the Empire or Bretonnia; Obviously, it wouldn't make sense in the setting and probably just **** off the fascists in the GW fanbase.
But I am curious if the lack of racial diversity within human factions is something you've thought of, something which concerns you, or something you plan to change in the future? As a non-white gamer and fantasy lover, I've always been disappointed by how white the most popular fantasy universes are. Be it Warhammer or LoTR, they center white people as the baseline for what "human" means, and often have those white people fight races of inhuman monsters and corrupt men who may or may not be based on racist real world stereotypes (the Easterlings and Haradrim in LoTR; the Skaven, to me, could read as an analog for the Nazi's perceptions of jews infiltrating society with criminal conspiracies).
Of course, I know you all didn't create these worlds, but, given the increasingly global nature of the Warhammer games, I would really like to see more human factions based on African or Middle eastern cultures. Perhaps something like a Wakanda-like nation taking the fight to Chaos.
I recognize it could be hard to make respectfully, seeing as what I know of the original GW lore portrays these cultures in a way that's often a little stereotypical... but given the ridiculousness of the setting I don't think it would be too hard to adjust and expand the canon so that it is respectful, but still over-the-top and fun, like Bretonnia and the Empire.
I know that this is a just a videogame, and not that important in the grand scheme of things. But I think there was a missed opportunity in game 3 to subvert the, in my view quite harmful, trope of ultra-whiteness/eurocentrism in high fantasy, hence I cannot recommend this game.
Edit: Also has Denuvo
Edit2: Also the campaign mechanic is pretty crap
194 votes funny
76561198073736094

Recommended530 hrs played (152 hrs at review)
After you pay $300 for the 1st and 2nd game and all of their DLC plus the DLC for this game then you can have fun and play
186 votes funny
76561199483783666

Recommended4 hrs played (4 hrs at review)
'Ate Elves
'Ate Mannlings
'Ate Chaos
'Ate Greenskins
'Ate Skaven
'Ate Vampires
'Ate Lizardmen
Luv me Axe
Luv me gold
Luv me grudges
Luv me mountain
Simple as
169 votes funny
76561198165276461

Recommended389 hrs played (117 hrs at review)
My wife said that if I get 50 likes on this comment, she will play total war with me. Thanks
167 votes funny
76561198045874456

Recommended190 hrs played (81 hrs at review)
I Lost my Job
I Lost my Wife
I Lost my Kids
I Lost my House
But Gained Many Warpstone Yes-Yess!
10/10
163 votes funny
Total War: WARHAMMER III
Feb 17, 2022
Feb 17, 2022
Apr 20, 2022
Aug 22, 2023
Oct 27, 2023
Jul 24, 2022
Aug 16, 2022
Aug 22, 2023
Mar 7, 2024
Jun 4, 2022
Feb 27, 2022
Jun 20, 2024
Mar 26, 2022
Aug 26, 2022
Aug 8, 2022
Jun 18, 2024
Jun 9, 2024
Feb 23, 2024
Jul 30, 2023
Mar 10, 2023
Jun 27, 2024
Feb 18, 2022
Dec 14, 2022
Mar 10, 2023
Oct 5, 2023
Nov 19, 2022

76561198159418670

Not Recommended202 hrs played (1 hrs at review)
roughly as optimized as the Holy Roman Empire was.
1766 votes funny
76561198159418670

Not Recommended202 hrs played (1 hrs at review)
roughly as optimized as the Holy Roman Empire was.
1766 votes funny
76561198054800150

Not Recommended312 hrs played (19 hrs at review)
I'm a high school teacher.
I don't reward my students for turning in an essay months late and still half finished.
I'm not going to reward CA for it either.
787 votes funny
76561198060433911

Recommended276 hrs played (196 hrs at review)
EDIT: Obviously this review was complaining about a lot of issues around the release of Shadows Of Change. CA seem to be making a lot of steps to address these issues, especially their pricing and fixing issues features so kudos to them for that. I'll leave the review as is because it's a positive review anyway but it's also a reminder that they might screw everything up again if they get complacent. All these points still stand for Games Workshop however.
An incredibly accurate representation of the tabletop game. If you want the Games Workshop experience in a video game nothing beats it.
Over-priced? Check.
Riddled with balance issues? Check.
Filled with technical issues and gameplay features that are clunky or don't really work well? Check.
Devs don't really bother trying to fix them and if they do it just breaks other things? Double check.
And if you complain about these things the people in charge just ignore you and keep doing it anyway? Big ole check.
Really, its impressive how committed CA are to emulating the Warhammer experience.
650 votes funny
76561197998531996

Not Recommended179 hrs played (119 hrs at review)
"The right to discuss is a privilege—it is not an entitlement you earn by playing the game" - CA's PR department
Unfortunately I lack the proper Free Speech(TM) DLC to post an accurate review of this game.
530 votes funny
76561198172115395

Recommended39 hrs played (5 hrs at review)
SKARBRAND HATES IT INSIDE!!! SKARBRAND HATES IT OUTSIDE!!! SKARBRAND WILL STAND IN THE DOORWAY BECAUSE HE HATES IT SLIGHTLY LESS!!!
401 votes funny
76561198066938420

Recommended527 hrs played (275 hrs at review)
战锤3对我的意义来说是陪我熬过了漫长的上海大瘟疫 (2022.3.12 - 2022.6.30)
回合制游戏杀时间 杀着杀着就忘记了没食物的饥饿 居委会私吞物资 靠战锤续命
刁大犬偷走了我的春天 我本应该发春的春天是TM全战
It was a long and dark April, (2022.3.12 - 2022.6.30)
Plague and famine spread throughout Shanghai city
The Total war WH3 stayed with me through the whole period
Our fuking idiot president Winnie pooh thought he is the reincarnation of Sigma, He can purify the Nurgle
April of Shanghai, the Realm of Chaos began to flow, warping all in their path, full of devastated.
359 votes funny
76561198182044517

Recommended144 hrs played (90 hrs at review)
Of all the corruption : vampiric, hashut,chaos,skaven... None come close to the worst one : CA CORRUPTION. oh sigmar ...
288 votes funny
76561198156058798

Recommended4 hrs played (4 hrs at review)
I played because of Henry Cavill. No h0mo.
285 votes funny
76561198048139623

Recommended433 hrs played (89 hrs at review)
At the moment this game is a green banana
285 votes funny
76561198076531813

Not Recommended190 hrs played (6 hrs at review)
Fun game, can't wait for full release
284 votes funny
76561198355332838

Recommended109 hrs played (36 hrs at review)
Spend 200$ on DLC then gaslight yourself into liking the game
272 votes funny
76561198322914572

Not Recommended350 hrs played (3 hrs at review)
This game is fantastic, just needs to work on communication, graphics, map, characters, economy, how the units aim, realistic unit movement, anti aliasing, the ai, diplomacy, rational decision making by ai, the HUD, the tutorial, time to load, synchronization, the launcher, understandability and getting a new developer team.
Did I mention it's very affordable?
260 votes funny
76561198191212402

Recommended223 hrs played (22 hrs at review)
'Ate Elves
'Ate Mannlings
'Ate Chaos
'Ate Greenskins
'Ate Skaven
'Ate Vampires
'Ate Lizardmen
Luv me Axe
Luv me gold
Luv me grudges
Luv me mountain
Simple as
247 votes funny
76561198028053740

Recommended138 hrs played (18 hrs at review)
its almost august 23rd
241 votes funny
76561198077960536

Recommended451 hrs played (106 hrs at review)
I go to sleep after this turn
229 votes funny
76561197970477494

Not Recommended92 hrs played (43 hrs at review)
To upgrade this review, please purchase the $8.99 Reviewer - End of Sarcasm DLC.
223 votes funny
76561198988944983

Not Recommended1127 hrs played (33 hrs at review)
CA: "Oh baby please take me back. I promise I won't hurt you again... I've changed, for good this time. I mean it."
Fanbase: "Oh.... ok. Y-You really mean it this time... I-I love you."
223 votes funny
76561198834118302

Recommended107 hrs played (13 hrs at review)
My financial decisions buying this game? Questionable.
My tactical decisions playing this game? Also questionable.
221 votes funny
76561199429715652

Not Recommended2 hrs played (2 hrs at review)
I'm a high school teacher.
I don't reward my students for turning in an essay months late and still half finished.
I'm not going to reward CA for it either.
203 votes funny
76561198191016414

Recommended150 hrs played (32 hrs at review)
my ability is making a battle go from decisive victory to pyrrhic victory
201 votes funny
76561198029457470

Not Recommended473 hrs played (7 hrs at review)
“The right to discuss is a privilege – it is not an entitlement you earn by playing the game."
-Creative Assembly, 2023
Hello, I'm a big fan of the franchise, in particular the Warhammer series. I think they are great games, and you all did a fantastic job translating that fun and interesting setting into a video game.
I have been wondering, though, why are all the humans white or Chinese in the games as of now? I understand that the setting was centered on the Old World. And I don't expect any halfhearted diversification of, say, the Empire or Bretonnia; Obviously, it wouldn't make sense in the setting and probably just **** off the fascists in the GW fanbase.
But I am curious if the lack of racial diversity within human factions is something you've thought of, something which concerns you, or something you plan to change in the future? As a non-white gamer and fantasy lover, I've always been disappointed by how white the most popular fantasy universes are. Be it Warhammer or LoTR, they center white people as the baseline for what "human" means, and often have those white people fight races of inhuman monsters and corrupt men who may or may not be based on racist real world stereotypes (the Easterlings and Haradrim in LoTR; the Skaven, to me, could read as an analog for the Nazi's perceptions of jews infiltrating society with criminal conspiracies).
Of course, I know you all didn't create these worlds, but, given the increasingly global nature of the Warhammer games, I would really like to see more human factions based on African or Middle eastern cultures. Perhaps something like a Wakanda-like nation taking the fight to Chaos.
I recognize it could be hard to make respectfully, seeing as what I know of the original GW lore portrays these cultures in a way that's often a little stereotypical... but given the ridiculousness of the setting I don't think it would be too hard to adjust and expand the canon so that it is respectful, but still over-the-top and fun, like Bretonnia and the Empire.
I know that this is a just a videogame, and not that important in the grand scheme of things. But I think there was a missed opportunity in game 3 to subvert the, in my view quite harmful, trope of ultra-whiteness/eurocentrism in high fantasy, hence I cannot recommend this game.
Edit: Also has Denuvo
Edit2: Also the campaign mechanic is pretty crap
194 votes funny
76561198073736094

Recommended530 hrs played (152 hrs at review)
After you pay $300 for the 1st and 2nd game and all of their DLC plus the DLC for this game then you can have fun and play
186 votes funny
76561199483783666

Recommended4 hrs played (4 hrs at review)
'Ate Elves
'Ate Mannlings
'Ate Chaos
'Ate Greenskins
'Ate Skaven
'Ate Vampires
'Ate Lizardmen
Luv me Axe
Luv me gold
Luv me grudges
Luv me mountain
Simple as
169 votes funny
76561198165276461

Recommended389 hrs played (117 hrs at review)
My wife said that if I get 50 likes on this comment, she will play total war with me. Thanks
167 votes funny
76561198045874456

Recommended190 hrs played (81 hrs at review)
I Lost my Job
I Lost my Wife
I Lost my Kids
I Lost my House
But Gained Many Warpstone Yes-Yess!
10/10
163 votes funny