do NOT play this game. i have a very rare illness that causes me to viciously goon and edge as soon as Liam de Lioncourt is on screen, and he's UNFORTUNATELY here 90% of the game. my balls have been emptied and I can no longer procreate, for all of it is on screen, and it's all that purple fucker's fault. if you have this illness, PLEASE BE CAREFUL!!! they need to add warnings for this!
do NOT play this game. i have a very rare illness that causes me to viciously goon and edge as soon as Liam de Lioncourt is on screen, and he's UNFORTUNATELY here 90% of the game. my balls have been emptied and I can no longer procreate, for all of it is on screen, and it's all that purple fucker's fault. if you have this illness, PLEASE BE CAREFUL!!! they need to add warnings for this!
imagine pulling the omen secret end on your first playthrough.... what a gift<333 and all while i had crippling diarrhea ! this game truly is a masterpiece<3
Schizophrenic clown girlfriend that wants to eat you. Garfield Lingerie. Doug my beloved. Jelly Sex. Nico fingering scene. Just a few of the delights this game has to offer.
Let's go to the con
Come on monsters bring it on
It's time to make it fun
It's time to make it right
I said... hey let's go to the con
Nothing can stop us and you know
We're gonna make it right
We're gonna make it whole
There are... all sorts of stands
Come take my hand
Let's overspend
Fun on demand
There is nothing you can't do
Let me... become your stan
Number one fan
This is our chance
Thirst and romance
There is nothing you can't do to me
MONSTER, MONSTER, MONSTER CON!
MONSTER, MONSTER, MONSTER... YEAH!
I'M A NERD, I'M A WEEB, EVERYBODY CLAP WITH ME
MONSTER, MONSTER, MONSTER CON!
MONSTER, MONSTER, MONSTER... YEAH!
I'M A WEIRDO, I'M A GEEK, COME WITH ME, WE'LL FEEL COMPLETE
Monster is the way you feel
Monster is the way you feel
Monster is the way you feel...
All the time!
Monster is the way you feel
Monster is the way you feel...
All the time!
ALL THE TIME!
The artwork is amazing, the dialogue is so funny, the characters are adorable! My only critique is that there isn't a version of the game where every character is a version of Liam and I can get the full experience of Liam Prom. Hopefully the game developers will work on this minor error PLEASE I WANT IT
Monster Prom 4: Monster Con is a deeply life changing, spiritual, emotional experience, and my life has significantly improved as of playing this game
I desire Zoe on a fundamental, primal level, akin to the one a wild animal experiences when its starving or dying of thirst, the course of my life has been permanently altered, my psyche will never recover, but i will die happy knowing i was able to experience Zoe as a character and as a romantic option.
In other words
I need to have a romantic relationship with that beautiful eldtrich horror tgirl and it has to include mind boggling sex.
after playing this game, my friends all transformed into crabs due to carcinization, the evolutionary process where non-crab crustaceans develop a crab-like body plan.
April's purse is like the Doraemon's magic pocket but filled with horny and murderous things. So I wanna be Nobita, I guess.
Okey, that was weird.
Serious now, this is the fourth entry of Monster Prom and as I said before, and before's before and probably even before of that: It's really cool, fun and charming, just play it damn it.
On the second day of the convention I already destroyed the main stage and it was not available anymore for the rest of the round. 10/10 authentic con experience, would destroy the main stage again.
I've enjoyed the past Monster Prom games with friends, but not even 10 minutes into a run and they are acting as if a figure of an anime girl is the holy grail and drooling over "booba". Not to mention Zoe saying something about the figure making nerds cream in their pants and Doug saying "I'm wearing shorts actually", like that's so fucking weird to me. I only got through one round and it already screamed of incel influence. I don't know if this is just a me thing, but I don't think I could stomach an entire play through of this content. Very cringe. If you liked Zoe in the past games, you will probably enjoy this one but I didn't. I will be returning it.
where is SCOTT HOWL...!!!!!!!
-
EDIT: omg i didnt think the devs would respond, this was just a random little half joking review LOL. Its nice to know he's actually in the game.. cause he's my favorite.. hopefully he can be playable or something in the future!!! :3
> go to romance Omen
> asks them to afterparty and they say "Previously my suitors would have groveled at my feet just to feel my hand wrapped around their throat."
> send screenshot to friend saying "can I tell her she can do that anyways?"
> go back to game and click to next dialogue
> my character basically asks anyways
> we go out and kill several people
11/10 would buy again i love these games
If Doug has a million fans, then I am one of them. If Doug has ten fans, then I am one of them. If Doug has only one fan, then that is me. If Doug has no fans, then that means I am no longer on earth. If the world is against Doug, then I am against the world.
pros:
most detailed monster prom yet! every game expands on the last one but it's always impressive just how much more detailed the game can get. it would take me actual months of grinding to explore everything which is insane for a visual novel
cons:
liam is here again.
do NOT play this game. i have a very rare illness that causes me to viciously goon and edge as soon as Liam de Lioncourt is on screen, and he's UNFORTUNATELY here 90% of the game. my balls have been emptied and I can no longer procreate, for all of it is on screen, and it's all that purple fucker's fault. if you have this illness, PLEASE BE CAREFUL!!! they need to add warnings for this!
do NOT play this game. i have a very rare illness that causes me to viciously goon and edge as soon as Liam de Lioncourt is on screen, and he's UNFORTUNATELY here 90% of the game. my balls have been emptied and I can no longer procreate, for all of it is on screen, and it's all that purple fucker's fault. if you have this illness, PLEASE BE CAREFUL!!! they need to add warnings for this!
imagine pulling the omen secret end on your first playthrough.... what a gift<333 and all while i had crippling diarrhea ! this game truly is a masterpiece<3
Schizophrenic clown girlfriend that wants to eat you. Garfield Lingerie. Doug my beloved. Jelly Sex. Nico fingering scene. Just a few of the delights this game has to offer.
Let's go to the con
Come on monsters bring it on
It's time to make it fun
It's time to make it right
I said... hey let's go to the con
Nothing can stop us and you know
We're gonna make it right
We're gonna make it whole
There are... all sorts of stands
Come take my hand
Let's overspend
Fun on demand
There is nothing you can't do
Let me... become your stan
Number one fan
This is our chance
Thirst and romance
There is nothing you can't do to me
MONSTER, MONSTER, MONSTER CON!
MONSTER, MONSTER, MONSTER... YEAH!
I'M A NERD, I'M A WEEB, EVERYBODY CLAP WITH ME
MONSTER, MONSTER, MONSTER CON!
MONSTER, MONSTER, MONSTER... YEAH!
I'M A WEIRDO, I'M A GEEK, COME WITH ME, WE'LL FEEL COMPLETE
Monster is the way you feel
Monster is the way you feel
Monster is the way you feel...
All the time!
Monster is the way you feel
Monster is the way you feel...
All the time!
ALL THE TIME!
The artwork is amazing, the dialogue is so funny, the characters are adorable! My only critique is that there isn't a version of the game where every character is a version of Liam and I can get the full experience of Liam Prom. Hopefully the game developers will work on this minor error PLEASE I WANT IT
Monster Prom 4: Monster Con is a deeply life changing, spiritual, emotional experience, and my life has significantly improved as of playing this game
I desire Zoe on a fundamental, primal level, akin to the one a wild animal experiences when its starving or dying of thirst, the course of my life has been permanently altered, my psyche will never recover, but i will die happy knowing i was able to experience Zoe as a character and as a romantic option.
In other words
I need to have a romantic relationship with that beautiful eldtrich horror tgirl and it has to include mind boggling sex.
after playing this game, my friends all transformed into crabs due to carcinization, the evolutionary process where non-crab crustaceans develop a crab-like body plan.
April's purse is like the Doraemon's magic pocket but filled with horny and murderous things. So I wanna be Nobita, I guess.
Okey, that was weird.
Serious now, this is the fourth entry of Monster Prom and as I said before, and before's before and probably even before of that: It's really cool, fun and charming, just play it damn it.
On the second day of the convention I already destroyed the main stage and it was not available anymore for the rest of the round. 10/10 authentic con experience, would destroy the main stage again.
I've enjoyed the past Monster Prom games with friends, but not even 10 minutes into a run and they are acting as if a figure of an anime girl is the holy grail and drooling over "booba". Not to mention Zoe saying something about the figure making nerds cream in their pants and Doug saying "I'm wearing shorts actually", like that's so fucking weird to me. I only got through one round and it already screamed of incel influence. I don't know if this is just a me thing, but I don't think I could stomach an entire play through of this content. Very cringe. If you liked Zoe in the past games, you will probably enjoy this one but I didn't. I will be returning it.
where is SCOTT HOWL...!!!!!!!
-
EDIT: omg i didnt think the devs would respond, this was just a random little half joking review LOL. Its nice to know he's actually in the game.. cause he's my favorite.. hopefully he can be playable or something in the future!!! :3
> go to romance Omen
> asks them to afterparty and they say "Previously my suitors would have groveled at my feet just to feel my hand wrapped around their throat."
> send screenshot to friend saying "can I tell her she can do that anyways?"
> go back to game and click to next dialogue
> my character basically asks anyways
> we go out and kill several people
11/10 would buy again i love these games
If Doug has a million fans, then I am one of them. If Doug has ten fans, then I am one of them. If Doug has only one fan, then that is me. If Doug has no fans, then that means I am no longer on earth. If the world is against Doug, then I am against the world.
pros:
most detailed monster prom yet! every game expands on the last one but it's always impressive just how much more detailed the game can get. it would take me actual months of grinding to explore everything which is insane for a visual novel
cons:
liam is here again.
