
Battlefield™ V
Nov 6, 2020
Nov 6, 2020
Sep 12, 2021
Aug 29, 2021
Apr 16, 2021
Nov 29, 2020
Dec 5, 2020
Sep 26, 2020
Jul 29, 2020
Aug 28, 2021
Jun 11, 2021
Jun 11, 2020
Jan 23, 2021
Aug 12, 2020
Jul 2, 2024
Jun 1, 2021
Sep 23, 2021
Jan 26, 2021
Aug 2, 2020
Jan 28, 2022
Jun 11, 2020
Jun 12, 2020
Aug 27, 2021
Aug 11, 2020
Mar 19, 2023

76561198046540054

Not Recommended173 hrs played (154 hrs at review)
I'd rather buy winrar.
1271 votes funny
76561198046540054

Not Recommended173 hrs played (154 hrs at review)
I'd rather buy winrar.
1271 votes funny
76561198358313849

Recommended5 hrs played (5 hrs at review)
I'd rather buy winrar.
840 votes funny
76561198111522679

Recommended4 hrs played (2 hrs at review)
Do you want
- Historical revisionism? They've got it!
- Hackers? You betcha!
- 3rd party launcher? Hell yes!
- Tone deaf developer AND publisher? Without a doubt!
705 votes funny
76561197960969132

Recommended4 hrs played
Before I played Battlefield, I had a small penis, no friends, no girlfriend, depression, and absolutely no life. These things haven't changed, but the game is pretty good.
651 votes funny
76561198057162362

Not Recommended97 hrs played (29 hrs at review)
Would rather donate $12.49 to Wikipedia.
Edit(s): $19.99 -> $16.49 -> $12.49.
509 votes funny
76561198167867739

Recommended99 hrs played (3 hrs at review)
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⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡇⠀⠈⠑⢦⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀Are you wasting my money again, son?
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453 votes funny
76561198307104392

Recommended138 hrs played (87 hrs at review)
roblox have better anti cheat
402 votes funny
76561199067764187

Not Recommended31 hrs played (14 hrs at review)
Buy it if you like getting shot through walls from across the map. Hack city. Spent more money on the profanity filter than the anti cheat.
389 votes funny
76561198313033408

Not Recommended7 hrs played (2 hrs at review)
didn't know soldiers in world war 2 had aim bot and wall hack technology
348 votes funny
76561198067606860

Recommended2 hrs played (1 hrs at review)
⡴⠑⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⣀⣀⣤⣤⣤⣀⡀
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⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣷⣶⣮⣭⣽⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠇
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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿.
334 votes funny
76561197992521673

Recommended1 hrs played
EA i can't believe you've done this
315 votes funny
76561198823034934

Recommended9 hrs played (6 hrs at review)
Imagine you are a 16 year old drafted german soilderin 1944 then you get trickshotted by a sweaty nerd who likly hasnt ever talked to a female. This is battle field 5 in a nutshell. Also a shit load of historical inaccuracys that make it suck because i am very sexist. 8/10
276 votes funny
76561198406341411

Not Recommended72 hrs played
Roblox has better anti-cheat
263 votes funny
76561198335074175

Recommended61 hrs played (18 hrs at review)
Please add sex and remove hackers
242 votes funny
76561198167382741

Not Recommended10 hrs played (10 hrs at review)
Battlefield games I have played and rated on PC:
Battlefield Bad Company 2: Yes.
Battlefield 3: Yes, but battlelog sucks!
Battlefield 4: Yes.
Battlefield Hardline: FIX YO DAMN GAME!!!
Battlefield 1: Yes.
Battlefield 5: "Bruh"
I'm not mad that women were included, but lets see here:
Have a problem with campers? "Accept it, or don't buy the game"
Experiencing a bug? "Accept it, or don't buy the game"
Battlefield Hardline won't launch? "Accept it, or don't buy the game"
Game crashing? "Accept it, or don't buy the game"
Hmm...
Have a problem with people complaining about campers? Accept it, or don't be a developer.
Have a problem with people complaining about a bug? Accept it, or don't be a developer.
Have a problem with people complaining about BF Hardline not working? Accept it, or don't be a developer.
Have a problem with people complaining about the game crashing? Accept it, or don't be a developer.
Have a problem with people not buying BF5 because you said "Accept it, or don't buy the game"? Accept it, or don't be a developer.
Have a problem with me saying "Accept it, or don't be a developer"? Accept it, or don't be a developer.
Have a problem with people complaining about women being in the game? Accept it, or don't be a developer.
Well, now I know that whenever I have a problem with a game, I should just accept it and not buy the game... oh fuck, I already bought it... guess I won't accept it then.
Have a problem that half of this review has nothing to do with BF5? Accept it, or don't read the review.
239 votes funny
76561198061223796

Recommended271 hrs played (233 hrs at review)
Hackerfield™ V
233 votes funny
76561197961984825

Recommended18 hrs played (2 hrs at review)
roblox have better anti cheat.
225 votes funny
76561198070345653

Not Recommended99 hrs played (12 hrs at review)
When you spend more money on Censoring the game chat then the anti-cheat
221 votes funny
76561198983594009

Recommended13 hrs played (2 hrs at review)
Please remove battlefield 2042 from my account. I don't even need the refund
215 votes funny
76561198190273466

Not Recommended40 hrs played
"thanks" to my "friend" for the game
EDIT: welcome back from BF 2042
205 votes funny
76561198006756264

Not Recommended0 hrs played
Lol, I didn't realise that you are forced to play german nazis in this game. What's next, playing poor KKK guy cause "suffering is the same in every language"?
203 votes funny
76561199135792634

Recommended1 hrs played
I liked the fact that you need to run for a long time to get a bullet from a cheater.
196 votes funny
76561198088736412

Recommended3 hrs played (3 hrs at review)
absolute garbage
184 votes funny
76561198320970358

Recommended6 hrs played (6 hrs at review)
No one's gonna read the comments, so i'm writing that i'm gay
162 votes funny
Battlefield™ V
Nov 6, 2020
Nov 6, 2020
Sep 12, 2021
Aug 29, 2021
Apr 16, 2021
Nov 29, 2020
Dec 5, 2020
Sep 26, 2020
Jul 29, 2020
Aug 28, 2021
Jun 11, 2021
Jun 11, 2020
Jan 23, 2021
Aug 12, 2020
Jul 2, 2024
Jun 1, 2021
Sep 23, 2021
Jan 26, 2021
Aug 2, 2020
Jan 28, 2022
Jun 11, 2020
Jun 12, 2020
Aug 27, 2021
Aug 11, 2020
Mar 19, 2023

76561198046540054

Not Recommended173 hrs played (154 hrs at review)
I'd rather buy winrar.
1271 votes funny
76561198046540054

Not Recommended173 hrs played (154 hrs at review)
I'd rather buy winrar.
1271 votes funny
76561198358313849

Recommended5 hrs played (5 hrs at review)
I'd rather buy winrar.
840 votes funny
76561198111522679

Recommended4 hrs played (2 hrs at review)
Do you want
- Historical revisionism? They've got it!
- Hackers? You betcha!
- 3rd party launcher? Hell yes!
- Tone deaf developer AND publisher? Without a doubt!
705 votes funny
76561197960969132

Recommended4 hrs played
Before I played Battlefield, I had a small penis, no friends, no girlfriend, depression, and absolutely no life. These things haven't changed, but the game is pretty good.
651 votes funny
76561198057162362

Not Recommended97 hrs played (29 hrs at review)
Would rather donate $12.49 to Wikipedia.
Edit(s): $19.99 -> $16.49 -> $12.49.
509 votes funny
76561198167867739

Recommended99 hrs played (3 hrs at review)
⢸⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⡷⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⡇⠢⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡇⠀⠈⠑⢦⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀Are you wasting my money again, son?
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453 votes funny
76561198307104392

Recommended138 hrs played (87 hrs at review)
roblox have better anti cheat
402 votes funny
76561199067764187

Not Recommended31 hrs played (14 hrs at review)
Buy it if you like getting shot through walls from across the map. Hack city. Spent more money on the profanity filter than the anti cheat.
389 votes funny
76561198313033408

Not Recommended7 hrs played (2 hrs at review)
didn't know soldiers in world war 2 had aim bot and wall hack technology
348 votes funny
76561198067606860

Recommended2 hrs played (1 hrs at review)
⡴⠑⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⣀⣀⣤⣤⣤⣀⡀
⠸⡇⠀⠿⡀⠀⠀⠀⣀⡴⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣦⡀
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⠀⠀⢀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣷⣮⣽⣾⣿⣥⣴⣿⣿⡿⢂⠔⢚⡿⢿⣿⣦⣴⣾⠸⣼⡿
⠀⢀⡞⠁⠙⠻⠿⠟⠉⠀⠛⢹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣌⢤⣼⣿⣾⣿⡟⠉
⠀⣾⣷⣶⠇⠀⠀⣤⣄⣀⡀⠈⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇
⠀⠉⠈⠉⠀⠀⢦⡈⢻⣿⣿⣿⣶⣶⣶⣶⣤⣽⡹⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠲⣽⡻⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣜⣿⣿⣿⡇
⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣷⣶⣮⣭⣽⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠇
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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿.
334 votes funny
76561197992521673

Recommended1 hrs played
EA i can't believe you've done this
315 votes funny
76561198823034934

Recommended9 hrs played (6 hrs at review)
Imagine you are a 16 year old drafted german soilderin 1944 then you get trickshotted by a sweaty nerd who likly hasnt ever talked to a female. This is battle field 5 in a nutshell. Also a shit load of historical inaccuracys that make it suck because i am very sexist. 8/10
276 votes funny
76561198406341411

Not Recommended72 hrs played
Roblox has better anti-cheat
263 votes funny
76561198335074175

Recommended61 hrs played (18 hrs at review)
Please add sex and remove hackers
242 votes funny
76561198167382741

Not Recommended10 hrs played (10 hrs at review)
Battlefield games I have played and rated on PC:
Battlefield Bad Company 2: Yes.
Battlefield 3: Yes, but battlelog sucks!
Battlefield 4: Yes.
Battlefield Hardline: FIX YO DAMN GAME!!!
Battlefield 1: Yes.
Battlefield 5: "Bruh"
I'm not mad that women were included, but lets see here:
Have a problem with campers? "Accept it, or don't buy the game"
Experiencing a bug? "Accept it, or don't buy the game"
Battlefield Hardline won't launch? "Accept it, or don't buy the game"
Game crashing? "Accept it, or don't buy the game"
Hmm...
Have a problem with people complaining about campers? Accept it, or don't be a developer.
Have a problem with people complaining about a bug? Accept it, or don't be a developer.
Have a problem with people complaining about BF Hardline not working? Accept it, or don't be a developer.
Have a problem with people complaining about the game crashing? Accept it, or don't be a developer.
Have a problem with people not buying BF5 because you said "Accept it, or don't buy the game"? Accept it, or don't be a developer.
Have a problem with me saying "Accept it, or don't be a developer"? Accept it, or don't be a developer.
Have a problem with people complaining about women being in the game? Accept it, or don't be a developer.
Well, now I know that whenever I have a problem with a game, I should just accept it and not buy the game... oh fuck, I already bought it... guess I won't accept it then.
Have a problem that half of this review has nothing to do with BF5? Accept it, or don't read the review.
239 votes funny
76561198061223796

Recommended271 hrs played (233 hrs at review)
Hackerfield™ V
233 votes funny
76561197961984825

Recommended18 hrs played (2 hrs at review)
roblox have better anti cheat.
225 votes funny
76561198070345653

Not Recommended99 hrs played (12 hrs at review)
When you spend more money on Censoring the game chat then the anti-cheat
221 votes funny
76561198983594009

Recommended13 hrs played (2 hrs at review)
Please remove battlefield 2042 from my account. I don't even need the refund
215 votes funny
76561198190273466

Not Recommended40 hrs played
"thanks" to my "friend" for the game
EDIT: welcome back from BF 2042
205 votes funny
76561198006756264

Not Recommended0 hrs played
Lol, I didn't realise that you are forced to play german nazis in this game. What's next, playing poor KKK guy cause "suffering is the same in every language"?
203 votes funny
76561199135792634

Recommended1 hrs played
I liked the fact that you need to run for a long time to get a bullet from a cheater.
196 votes funny
76561198088736412

Recommended3 hrs played (3 hrs at review)
absolute garbage
184 votes funny
76561198320970358

Recommended6 hrs played (6 hrs at review)
No one's gonna read the comments, so i'm writing that i'm gay
162 votes funny