It's not about killing zombies, it's about protecting three idiots that do everything in their power to die.

Dear Humans. This is Tank. You probably know me from hit game Left 4 Dead. Well, Tank need to get something off chest. It make Tank sad that as soon as you see him, you start shooting at him. Tank not mindless killing machine. Sure, Tank enjoy smashing human skulls to paste. What 12-foot tall, 800 pound, horribly mutated creature wouldn't? But there is another side to Tank. Tank also enjoy stamp collecting, scrapbooking, and updating blog under pen name "Love Muffin". Tank took origami class once at adult-learning annex, but fingers to big, so Tank smash teacher. Got B-minus. So, when you see Tank on the streets of city, instead of shooting, try asking Tank how day is going. You may find that you and Tank have more in common than you think. Of course, Tank will still smash you, but you will die having made new friend. And that make Tank happy.

The story follows four pill addicts hallucinating the zombie apocalypse as they stumble around shooting people. 10/10

my parents are divorcing

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This game is about 4 people who have taken so many pills and think everyone around them are zombies and go on a mass murdering spree 10/10

Before I played: ＼＼ ＿ 　　 ＼( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 　　　 <　⌒ヽ 　　　/ 　 へ＼ 　　 /　　/　＼＼ 　　 ﾚ　ノ　　 ヽ_つ 　　/　/ 　 /　/| 　(　(ヽ 　|　|、＼ 　| 丿 ＼ ⌒) 　| |　　) / `ノ )　　Lﾉ After I played: ／ﾌﾌ 　　　　　　 　ム｀ヽ / ノ) 　）　ヽ / ｜　　( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°）ノ⌒（ゝ._,ノ /　ﾉ⌒7⌒ヽーく　 ＼　／ 丶＿ ノ ｡　　 ノ､　｡|/ 　　 `ヽ `ー-'_人`ーﾉ 　　　 丶 ￣ _人'彡)

I modded this game and now I don't know what it's about; something to do with a virus and shrek running at you shouting DONKEY. I think I remember the original game being good...

*Final horde comes* "GRABBING A SHOT!!!!" Uses said shot, plows though the whole horde, makes it to the safehouse. Left my teammates to deal with Diddy Kong, Snoop Dogg, Shrek, Wario, and the chocolate guy from Spongebob. 10/10 would leave for dead again

Want to be a survivor? FINE Want to be a zombie? FINE Want to be a tank? FINE Want to scream like a girl when tank is coming? FINE Want to step silently near a witch? FINE Want to play co-op with your friends one on the best zombie games? FINE Want to kill your friends in versus mode? FINE Want to be a schoolgirl, Deadpool or Lara Croft (using workshop mods only) in a multiplayer game? FINE oh... you have Left 4 Dead 2 already? FINE 10/10.

This game is like anal, Hard and painful, but you'll get used to it.

This game is: 10% luck, 20% skill, 15% concentrated power of will, 5% pleasure, 50% pain, 100% reason to purchase the game.

"Come on, Coach... Maybe the helicopter... maybe it's made of chocolate…"

steam workshop literally lets you make the entire game anime 10/10

Good game if you look at all the special zombies as different kinds of drunk people. Smoker: The chain smoker Boomer: The puker Witch: The emotional mess Hunter: The too drunk to walk kind of person Spitter: The person who spits after taking a shot Charger: The drunk who bumps into everyone Tank: Drunk broseph who also has a steroid addiction

Before i played Left 4 Dead 2, i had a small wee-wee, no friends, no girlfriend, depression,and absolutely no life. These things haven't changed, but the game is pretty good.

I hate this game.

it's alright

just go get the shrek mod. (you can thank me later)

got killed by slenderman, shrek, and osama bin laden all in one game... GG

Mod weapons. Kill zombies. Stalk survivors. Get rammed from a Charger. Get ridden from a Jockey. Get pounced on and ripped apart by a Hunter. Get tounged by a Smoker. Get vomited on by a Boomer. Get spat on by a Spitter. The Witch is sassy. The Tank would kick your a$$. Get gangraped by a herd of zombies. Blow heads off. Get left behind by your team. Mod more weapons. Kill more zombies. Shoot teammates. Mod your characters. Read writings on the walls. Throw pipe bombs. Throw molotov's. Throw propane tanks. Get caught on fire. Use a grenade launcher and watch bodies fly. Honestly, the choice is yours.

Some say this game is about killing zombies. Truthfully it's about protecting three idiots that do everything in their power to die and Shrek running at you screaming to get out of his swamp.

"You do that again, and l will bury you alive." How I feel everytime I play co-op in this game. 10/10 - Grabbin' heroin- uhh.. I mean adrenaline.

If i was going to die and the make-a-wish people came, i'd wish for the world to have Left 4 Dead 3

my dad left 2