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Risk of Rain 2Risk of Rain 2
This game is hard because Huntress is dummy thicc and the clap of her asscheeks keeps alerting the hordes.
2406 votes funny
This game is hard because Huntress is dummy thicc and the clap of her asscheeks keeps alerting the hordes.
2406 votes funny
Played for several hours, no rain. Easily the most unreliable weather app I've ever purchased. Edit: IT FUCKING HAPPENED
2088 votes funny
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1193 votes funny
>Playing Mul-T, the Character with a minigun. >Gain an item that doubles my damage but halves my health >gain explosives shots on my minigun; Every bullet now explodes on contact >gain +40% attack speed on my explosive double damage minigun >Gain an active item that gives me 100% crit chance for 5 seconds >Shred bosses in seconds with my 100% crit chance explosive double damage high speed minigun. >Gain 8 will o the wisps, which make enemies explode when they die. >45 minutes into the run, I hit max difficulty with exactly 666 health. >summon teleporter boss; but since it's max difficulty it summons 4 of them instead. >Activate Crits >Takes 3 seconds to kill first boss, he explodes,the explosion is so powerful all 3 of the other bosses die. >4 bosses explode at once. >Every enemy on the map instantly dies >off in the distance I see one last damage number. One poor wisp gets obliterated by over 6000 damage. >portal leads me to a shrine where it says "Press E to obliterate yourself from existence" >And that was how I ended my best Risk of rain 2 run.
1054 votes funny
Friends play game. Friends say game good. Look at review. Review say game good. Look at more review. Many review say game good. Think game good. Think game very good. Get game. Play game. Not what expect. Game. . . good. Very good. Super good. . . Too good. Scared. Scared I play too much game. Scared I think only game. Scared I forget sleep. Scared i forget food. Scared I forget life. I go bed now. Maybe play game later.
929 votes funny
You offer to the shrine, but gain nothing.
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You offer to the shrine, but gain nothing.
You offer to the shrine, but gain nothing.
You offer to the shrine, but gain nothing.
You offer to the shrine, but gain nothing.
You offer to the shrine and are rewarded!
You picked up Bison Steak <1>
927 votes funny
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862 votes funny
doesn't rain
800 votes funny
idk where the rain is, maybe im dumb but i dont see any rain, i dont even think this game is about rain, but yea game is good, but there is far less rain than expected.
763 votes funny
Honestly, pretty disapointed. The developers are misguiding, they made 2 games with this title and yet there is still no rain. I think I'll just refund it at this point.
755 votes funny
I died from fall damage.
724 votes funny
Me: offer to the shrine, but gain nothing My brain: do it again 10/10 True gacha game
644 votes funny
In Risk of Rain 2 your entire goal is to become so powerful that you no longer have any indication of whats happening on screen.
634 votes funny
It's ok I guess.
564 votes funny
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547 votes funny
Never before have I spent 15 minutes looking for a teleporter. Edit: Never mind, teleporter particle radius was improved. Thank you Hopoo
532 votes funny
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502 votes funny
on the edge of my seat wondering if itll rain
495 votes funny
This game combines so many attributes of what one could consider a fantastic video game. Controls? Tight. Soundtrack? Banging. Characters? Diverse. Items? All unique. Levels? Beautiful. Difficulty? Punishing. Hotel? Trivago. Okay, time for the serious part. With over 550 hours under my belt, a 100% in achievements, and calling it one of my favourite roguelites ever, I come back to this review to cement my opinion further. An incredibly unique gameplay loop reinforced by good traditional roguelite aspects make this such an engaging and rewarding game to play. I absolutely love just jumping into a run, surviving against crazy odds and using my knowledge to prevail and become more powerful than you could imagine in a video game. Lets get down to the F.A.R.T.S Score! F for Feel: S. Smooth movement, combined with fast-paced action, varying enemy types, powerful bosses and elite enemies aimed to exploit your weaknesses, leaves this game never having a dull moment at all. If you crave high-octane killing action and becoming an all-powerful god, this is the game for you. But only if you earn it! (or get lucky enough :P) A for Art: A+. My favourite game that goes for the "simple but impactful" design. Colours are vibrant, but textures aren't very detailed - a lot of things are mostly one or two colours, but that's all this game needs. With so much happening on-screen, the developers really nailed a balance of detail and simplicity to make sure that it never feels messy even though there are piles of dead corpses on the ground and particle effects everywhere. It's just really coherent! There is also a grand sense of scale, the world extends for ages beyond the playable area, making you really feel lost on an alien planet. The enemy and character designs all fit well together and are really unique as well. R for Replayability: S-. With many items and unlockables, there always seems to be a new goal in mind for a completionist. And if you have done all that, then there's Eclipse mode for the hardcore player. Or simply trying to go for a high score is very fun. Or using scrappers to control your build and harness as much power as you can from the game. Or this. Or that. You get the point. There's always another way to play the game! T for Tunes (OST): S+. Oh my god, what can I say about Chris Christodoulou's soundtrack. It's my favourite of all time, thats for one. The music absolutely binds this game together. From an intriguing and dark intro cutscene track, to the more upbeat and encouraging menu theme, to a spacious, explorative stage theme, to a boppin' electronic boss theme to a fast-paced prog-metal boss theme, TO A STRAIGHT UP JAZZ-METAL FUSION FINAL BOSS THEME WITH SAXOPHONES, back to touching, thought-provoking acoustic guitars and pianos. What the hell. This soundtrack is an complete rollercoaster trip to another universe and back. Chris is an absolute musical genius and I love him to bits. Thank you so much for making this game whole. Absolutely cannot praise it enough. S for Story: A-. There is some story here, and it's pretty encouraging and relevant when you think about it. It ties in with the previous game mostly. Its essentially a rescue mission from the gang's previous encounter with a demigod - and this time, the god is even more pissed. Reading the logbooks also provides some really nice worldbuilding for this universe, set in the not-too-far future. Explore and see what you can piece together, its more than you might think! Final Score; S. Top-tier roguelike gaming right here folks. It has it all. Read my first statement above, because it still holds true 100% to this day.
487 votes funny
- play game - get loot - become op to the point of one-shotting everything - get one shot by a brass contraption because you stood still for 0.005 milliseconds - fun game
486 votes funny

Don't play this game at night

Risk of Rain 2 is so addictive that I do not recommend to play this game at night. You always launch a "last run" and you end up at 4AM. This game did fuck up my sleeping schedule more than Netflix. Amazing job, with a great balance between new content based on what the community want and new content from their hands with regular updates. Basically a 3 man's studio being more professional than much larger studio slot machines.
463 votes funny
where is the rain
445 votes funny
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444 votes funny
doesn't rain
442 votes funny
> Start run > Get loot > Die > Start another run > Get loot > Get one shot > Start a last run > Get loot > Become an immortal god of death and chaos > Die I hate this game. 10/10 would die again.
425 votes funny

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