big theft car 4 is a story about the life of nikkols the russian man whos cousin is obsessed with bowling, in this game you can experience what its like to be a family member of a bowling addict and what struggles you have to go through.

One of my favorite bowling simulators. I have not seen as good bowling ball action since Wii Sports. Intense bowling matches with your cousin are not only extremely fun, but also very emotional and endeavoring. Bowling intervention mission really pulls at the heart strings. 10/10 Bowling, now at it's peak. A true accomplishment. Like Skyrim with guns. - IGN

I love nothing more than to sit in my car, honk my horn and get a girl hop inside then go somewhere quiet and do the deed. I then let her out, run her over and shoot her in the head multiple times and take my money back. Then I get back in my car, speed home and play some GTA.

This game is really hard. I can't even pass the first mision,where it asks you to log in Windows Live

Roman asked if i wanted to go bowling in the middle of a chopper attack, i died. 11/10

1) Unlock the second island, Algonquin. 2) Sign online and head to www.craplist.net. 3) Click on "women seeking men" and then "Party girl seeks man for NSA fun and blog material." 4) Send her an email and wait for your date. You'll want to wear a nice suit, drive a nice car and take Alex to the comedy club to guarantee a second shot. 5) Once successful, head to liberatedwoman.blogsnobs.org to read all the juicy details.

- DIFFICULTY -

🔲 Easy ☑️ Hey Niko! Its Roman, lets go bowling! 🔲 Normal 🔲 Hard 🔲 Very Hard

- GRAPHICS -

🔲 Bad ☑️ Bowling Graphics 🔲 Graphics don't matter in this game 🔲 Good 🔲 Beautiful 🔲 Masterpiece

- MUSIC -

🔲 Bad 🔲 Not special ☑️ Bowling Music 🔲 Beautiful

- STORY -

🔲 This game has no story 🔲 Like playing "Temple Runners" for the story 🔲 It's there for the people who want it 🔲 Well written ☑️ This game about bowling

- PRICE -

🔲 Free 🔲 Underpriced 🔲 Perfect price ☑️ Game price costs 1 bowling match in real life 🔲 Overpriced 🔲 Complete waste of money

- REQUIREMENTS -

🔲 You can run it on a microwave 🔲 Average ☑️ Need bowling ball 🔲 Good PC

- LENGTH -

☑️ Bowling time (30-15 minutes) (10 frames) 🔲 Short (3 - 15 hours) 🔲 Average (15 - 50 hours) 🔲 Long (50 - 90 hours) 🔲 Extremely long (90 - 110 hours) 🔲 No ending

- FUN -

🔲 I'd rather watch paint dry 🔲 Hard to enjoy 🔲 Repetitive 🔲 Actually pretty amusing ☑️ Bowling Fun and Adrenaline

- REPLAYABILITY -

🔲 It's a one - time experience 🔲 Only for achievements 🔲 If you wait a few months / years 🔲 Definitely ☑️ Only with cousin Roman on bowling alley

- WORTH BUYING -

🔲 No 🔲 Wait for sale ☑️ For bowling, YES!

Misleading advertising, where's Barbara with big titties and Stephanie who sucks like a vacuum?

The game runs fine, but it is really hard. The first enemy I can't even get past. Games For Windows Live

Before starting the story you must face the strongest enemy of all - Windows Live.

why is there a gay night club if i cant sex a guy

Misleading advertising, where's Barbara with big titties and Stephanie who sucks like a vacuum?

Nobody will read my review, so I'll just say I'm gay

Only played it for a few hours, its good i guess.

I got this game to work..... once..... I now work at NASA

This is a game you should've played at least once. Trust me, you won't regret it. I decided to pick up this game since it has the title "The worst PC port ever." given by many users over the internet (seriously though, google for "the worst pc port" and you'll see gta iv often.) This review is not about the story, it's more about how it runs in 2017 and so on. I had put about 30 hours into the story (From beginning to credits) and I encountered a few issues while playing those missions. Let's talk about the worst issue in a mission, the last mission. There's a quicktime event which requires your game to run on 30 FPS max. or else it's close to impossible to complete it (unless you want to smash your keyboard.) I am wondered why they haven't fixed this one yet. In other missions, the friendly AI may screw you over which results in your mission failing. Outside of missions you will encounter probably even more bugs, but they are not that much of an issue. The other thing is the performance. I got fairly low hardware (intel i3 and amd radeon r7 240) and I often drop below 60 fps on lowest settings. It helped me to downgrade my game to the 1.0.4.0 version, but keep in mind that this version may contain more bugs. After finishing the game, I couldn't stop listening to this one https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eukAfV8H7X8 By the way, you probably found this review under the funny section because I wrote this silly "review" two years ago and I decided to keep it for memories: Cons: Windows Live There is roman

Pros: Has Bowling Single-player DLC No Microtransaction BS Cons: No Barbara with big titties and Stephanie who sucks like a vacuum

This game made me really hate helicopters

Wheres Barbara with big titties and Stephanie who sucks like a vacuum?

Best Social Club Login Failed simulator in the world! EDIT: Game works a lot better once you pirate it!

When Rockstar taught us about the struggles of life instead of selling flying bikes for money

Killed Mods as if it were just an in-game hooker

thers sex

I was touched inappropriately by the Rockstar Games Launcher.

if you intend to play single player, it's a great game. But DO NOT USE MJLTIPLAYER because the game is infested with human filth, low lives and gangsters who will stalk you, publish your personal info everywhere online, then cyberbully you for decades with no sign of ever letting go of you. BE WARNED! They're the SICKEST OF THE SICK, when it comes to people.