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Path of ExilePath of Exile
Before I played: \\ _    \( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)     < ⌒ヽ    /   へ\    /  / \\    レ ノ   ヽ_つ   / /   / /|  ( (ヽ  | |、\  | 丿 \ ⌒)  | |  ) / `ノ )  Lノ After I played: /フフ         ム`ヽ / ノ)  ) ヽ / |  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ノ⌒(ゝ._,ノ / ノ⌒7⌒ヽーく  \ / 丶_ ノ 。   ノ、 。|/    `ヽ `ー-'_人`ーノ     丶  ̄ _人'彡) I am stronk now
2606 votes funny
Before I played: \\ _    \( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)     < ⌒ヽ    /   へ\    /  / \\    レ ノ   ヽ_つ   / /   / /|  ( (ヽ  | |、\  | 丿 \ ⌒)  | |  ) / `ノ )  Lノ After I played: /フフ         ム`ヽ / ノ)  ) ヽ / |  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ノ⌒(ゝ._,ノ / ノ⌒7⌒ヽーく  \ / 丶_ ノ 。   ノ、 。|/    `ヽ `ー-'_人`ーノ     丶  ̄ _人'彡) I am stronk now
2606 votes funny
I played this game once. I'm still playing.
2199 votes funny
So glad I took PoE up rather than cocaine
1943 votes funny
i haven't found the way out of the beach yet. i'll report in as soon as i get in town.
1848 votes funny
3 Scoops of Diablo 2 Cups of Torchlight 1 Dash of Inventory Tetris 5 Handfulls of Skill Tree Building Delight 1 Tablespoon of The Only Decent Microtransaction System In Gaming History Roast in the PC Oven for Virtually Limitless Hours Of Scrumptious Content Then feast away whilst being slowing consumed by the guilt of paying nothing for an all you can eat buffet
1704 votes funny
My Wife Left Me
1458 votes funny
Comparing D3 and PoE is like comparing summer camp and boot camp. In D3, Hi! welcome to the game! Here are bunch of stuff to get you started. Oh you killed your 1st boss? CONGRATULATIONS have some more legendary loot!! You've been playing for hours and feeling like not getting enough loot? Here! have some more legendaries! In PoE, Alright you maggots! here are some basic rules and take this piece of crap and get killing. GO! GO! GO! 1st boss kill huh? WELL WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU LOOKING AT ME FOR, DO I LOOK LIKE A FRIGGIN' CHARITY TO YOU? Get your ass to the next stage GO! GO! GO! What's that? you've been playing for hours and nothing good? BOO F!@KING HOO! You want uniques? You gotta grind like a cheap hooker and work like a kid in a chinese sweatshop I guess what I'm saying is, in D3, there are lots of hand holding, nurtring and caring. While PoE will abuse you, drag you through mud, abuse you some more and then maybe, just maybe throw you a bone but for some reason, you want to keep going and keep coming back for more.
1390 votes funny
You guys don't have phones, do you? Diablo Immoral: Do you guys not take loans?
1367 votes funny
If you don't have a phone this game is for you.
1343 votes funny
atleast its not diablo immortal
1266 votes funny
Not recommended if you have a life. Recommended if you hate your life.
1076 votes funny
Me and my Girlfriend started playing this, She went back to warframe i stayed and we stopped talking. After a week we broke up 10/10
1017 votes funny
Killed a skelleton who summoned skelletons by summoning a totem that summoned skelletons. 10/10
978 votes funny
I touched something in a temple and accidentally turned the sun off and my friends got mad at me but it's okay we fixed it later.
925 votes funny
I think it ruined my life... And it doesn't require a mobile phone...
852 votes funny
My wife left me.
791 votes funny
decent, still not sure if i like it. will update in another 3000 hrs
790 votes funny
fun for a while
776 votes funny
I like to take a break from PoE every now and then and play a couple hours of life.
727 votes funny
Played a couple hours. It's pretty good
702 votes funny
It held my attention for an hour or two on a rainy day.
666 votes funny
fun for a couple of hours
642 votes funny
I used to have friends
639 votes funny
It's pretty ok I guess. It definitely won't consume your life until you are a husk of your former self.
638 votes funny
I don't even have time to watch porn anymore //
629 votes funny

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