
Fallout 4
Nov 9, 2015
Nov 9, 2015
Nov 15, 2015
Nov 14, 2015
Nov 21, 2015
Nov 10, 2015
Nov 9, 2015
Nov 10, 2015
Nov 10, 2015
Nov 13, 2015
Jun 16, 2016
Nov 9, 2015
Nov 9, 2015
Jul 14, 2016
Nov 15, 2015
Nov 10, 2015
Nov 9, 2015
Nov 10, 2015
May 20, 2016
Nov 22, 2015
Nov 11, 2015
Nov 10, 2015
Jul 16, 2016
Oct 5, 2017
Jun 27, 2019
Nov 10, 2015

76561198037777118

Recommended1995 hrs played (59 hrs at review)
I've nearly finished making my character.
28200 votes funny
76561198037777118

Recommended1995 hrs played (59 hrs at review)
I've nearly finished making my character.
28200 votes funny
76561198016618312

Not Recommended278 hrs played (8 hrs at review)
A baby is drowning in the lake:
-Fallout 1
Ask for more information
Agree to help
Decide not to help
Accidentally say something that pisses the NPC off, failing the quest
Reveal too much information about yourself, causing the Super Mutants to track your vault more easily
-Fallout 2
Ask for more information
Agree to help
Decide not to help
Accidentally say something that pisses the NPC off, failing the quest
Pop culture reference about the baby
-Fallout 3
Yes, I will save the baby
Depends on the caps
I will not save the baby
The baby is drowning
-Fallout New Vegas
I will save the baby
I will not save the baby
Double the caps and I'll save the baby
Thanks to my medical knowledge, I will easily be able to save the baby
Uh... yeah, I totally know how to swim
-Fallout 4
Yes
No (Yes)
Sarcastic (Yes)
Hate babies
10443 votes funny
76561197970563925

Recommended179 hrs played (74 hrs at review)
I have lost 10lbs since starting Fallout 4 because I keep forgetting to eat. 10/10 - best fitness game on Steam.
7771 votes funny
76561197977993958

Recommended151 hrs played (101 hrs at review)
This is the best Skyrim mod I've ever played
6867 votes funny
76561198177580959

Recommended19 hrs played (17 hrs at review)
This game has a dog.
The dog is a German Shepard.
I make the dog carry around 300lbs of gear.
The dog complains less than anyone in the negative reviews.
10/10 would laugh at negative people more.
6149 votes funny
76561198045709723

Recommended132 hrs played (127 hrs at review)
Why are you looking at reviews?
you know you want this game..
5510 votes funny
76561197968569873

Recommended119 hrs played (27 hrs at review)
An old lady with a drug addiction told me to build a chair for her.
I build her a chair and she immediately sat down next to it, on nothing. She's just sitting in the air, still asking me to build her a damn chair.
Drugs are bad.
4642 votes funny
76561197993185670

Recommended48 hrs played (23 hrs at review)
"Fallout 4 includes companion romance"
Can't romance Dogmeat
no dog sex
GOTY ruined
0/10
4361 votes funny
76561197975423716

Recommended375 hrs played (18 hrs at review)
Spends 40 minutes on character
Plays game in first person and wears a helmet
10/10
3870 votes funny
76561198080069202

Not Recommended221 hrs played (204 hrs at review)
I used to be an adventurer like you, but then Bethesda took the RP out of my G.
3130 votes funny
76561198023908132

Recommended92 hrs played (11 hrs at review)
I should be at school
Just kidding, there should be no school, only Fallout 4
2710 votes funny
76561198020189072

Recommended165 hrs played (32 hrs at review)
Sold all my CSGO skins for this, 4/4 would undersell everything again.
2562 votes funny
76561198058490964

Not Recommended405 hrs played (325 hrs at review)
http://store.steampowered.com/app/22380/Fallout_New_Vegas/
2497 votes funny
76561198015227121

Not Recommended69 hrs played (28 hrs at review)
Do you recommend this game?
Yes
No (Yes)
Sarcastic (Yes)
What? (Yes)
2221 votes funny
76561198075464613

Recommended548 hrs played (47 hrs at review)
>see pretty girl
>enter VATS
>"you have 0 chance to hit that"
>just like real life then
2158 votes funny
76561198036615947

Recommended203 hrs played (26 hrs at review)
Fallout Launches >
Plays game >
No Bugs >
No stuttering >
No Glitches >
The game just works
10/10 Bethesda
UPDATE:
(Note that for the first 5 hours of this game I didn't even update my graphics driver for it)
- I only had ONE bug and that was the robot at the beginning head going through the ceiling
- my fps has only dropped ONCE to about 40fps otherwise solid 55-60 ultra settings
- even in other games they crash at least once, I haven't even crashed at all in this game (so far)
MY RIG:
- GTX980
- i7 3770k
- 8gb ddr3 ram
GAMEPLAY:
It's fallout, not much else to say. If you liked new Vegas or fo3 buy this.
One thing I didn't like was no repairing on armour and weapons.
Other than that
9/10
1978 votes funny
76561198060133133

Recommended133 hrs played (83 hrs at review)
Garbage Collector Simulator 4
Spent 30 minutes creating my personal wife
watched her die in less than 10 minutes
10/10
would watch wife die again
You have a son who is older than you
And his name is 'Father'
10/10
would call son 'Father' again
1945 votes funny
76561198141133250

Not Recommended80 hrs played
A baby is drowning in the lake:
-Fallout 1
Ask for more information
Agree to help
Decide not to help
Accidentally say something that pisses the NPC off, failing the quest
Reveal too much information about yourself, causing the Super Mutants to track your vault more easily
-Fallout 2
Ask for more information
Agree to help
Decide not to help
Accidentally say something that pisses the NPC off, failing the quest
Pop culture reference about the baby
-Fallout 3
Yes, I will save the baby
Depends on the caps
I will not save the baby
The baby is drowning
-Fallout New Vegas
I will save the baby
I will not save the baby
Double the caps and I'll save the baby
Thanks to my medical knowledge, I will easily be able to save the baby
Uh... yeah, I totally know how to swim
-Fallout 4
Yes
No (Yes)
Sarcastic (Yes)
Hate babies
1821 votes funny
76561198091186187

Recommended66 hrs played (55 hrs at review)
I was only 210 years old.
I loved piper so much, I had all the Publick Ocurrences and Newsboy caps.
I pray to Piper every night, thanking her for the information I've been given. "Piper is love" I say "Piper is life."
Mayor McDonough hears me and denies me entry to diamond city, he's obviously out to destroy the press.
I call him a cunt.
He denies me entry into Diamond City.
I'm crying now because my face hurts from getting to Diamond City.
A radiation storm starts and it's very cold.
Suddenly, I feel a warmth coming towards me.
It's piper.
I am so happy. She whispers in my ear "I wonder if this is normal for other journalists."
She grabs me with her powerful journalist hands.
I'm ready.
I spread my mind to the news.
She penetrates my understanding of Synths and Diamond City's mayor.
It hurts so much but I do it for Piper.
I can feel my old ideas tearing as my eyes start to water.
I help the citizens of the commonwealth.
I want to please Piper.
She roars a mighty roar as she fills my mind with her knowledge.
Mayor MacDonough walks out of the gates.
Piper looks him straight in the eye and says "Why don't we ask the newcomer? Do you support the news?"
The Mayor lets us into the city.
Piper is love, Piper is life.
1755 votes funny
76561198052064393

Recommended138 hrs played (28 hrs at review)
I sat down to play this game at 8am with a warm cup of coffee.
Suddenly it was 2:32pm, my coffee was cold, I hadn't eaten anything all day, and I was late for work.
Take that how you will.
1753 votes funny
76561198139904170

Recommended65 hrs played (27 hrs at review)
Some one told me black ops 3 is better than fallout 4 that person is dead dont worry!
1690 votes funny
76561198121579249

Not Recommended45 hrs played (23 hrs at review)
There are three mysteries man cannot solve:
1. Is there a God?
2. How did we get here?
3, Why does Fallout 4 have the "RPG" tag on Steam?
1660 votes funny
76561198032424703

Not Recommended5392 hrs played (2015 hrs at review)
Paladin Danse looked at the advert for Creation Club filling the screen.
"It was corporations like this that put the last nail in the coffin for mankind. They exploited technology for their own gains, pocketing the cash and ignoring the damage they'd done."
1589 votes funny
76561198160198731

Recommended186 hrs played (4 hrs at review)
I don't even own the game why can I review it
1475 votes funny
76561198006724452

Recommended219 hrs played (174 hrs at review)
the game detected my hardware and instantly set the graphic settings to Low
I feel so ashamed
but in all seriousness the game is rubbish in so many aspects
- Story is super duper weak when compared to Fallout 3's weak story
- Most of the gameplay revolves around just shooting raiders or supermutants for idiot farmers
- Skills have been removed so you're a jack of all trades in everything now
- They put crafting and settlement building to appeal to the Minecraft Kidz
- "Most" of the companions you get are dull as hell (with a few exceptions)
etc etc etc
OH!
and guess what? it turns out that Fallout 4 is basically just a 60$ Expansion Pack of that one quest in Fallout 3 called "The Replicated Man"
"It just Works" - Todd Howard 2015
1355 votes funny
Fallout 4
Nov 9, 2015
Nov 9, 2015
Nov 15, 2015
Nov 14, 2015
Nov 21, 2015
Nov 10, 2015
Nov 9, 2015
Nov 10, 2015
Nov 10, 2015
Nov 13, 2015
Jun 16, 2016
Nov 9, 2015
Nov 9, 2015
Jul 14, 2016
Nov 15, 2015
Nov 10, 2015
Nov 9, 2015
Nov 10, 2015
May 20, 2016
Nov 22, 2015
Nov 11, 2015
Nov 10, 2015
Jul 16, 2016
Oct 5, 2017
Jun 27, 2019
Nov 10, 2015

76561198037777118

Recommended1995 hrs played (59 hrs at review)
I've nearly finished making my character.
28200 votes funny
76561198037777118

Recommended1995 hrs played (59 hrs at review)
I've nearly finished making my character.
28200 votes funny
76561198016618312

Not Recommended278 hrs played (8 hrs at review)
A baby is drowning in the lake:
-Fallout 1
Ask for more information
Agree to help
Decide not to help
Accidentally say something that pisses the NPC off, failing the quest
Reveal too much information about yourself, causing the Super Mutants to track your vault more easily
-Fallout 2
Ask for more information
Agree to help
Decide not to help
Accidentally say something that pisses the NPC off, failing the quest
Pop culture reference about the baby
-Fallout 3
Yes, I will save the baby
Depends on the caps
I will not save the baby
The baby is drowning
-Fallout New Vegas
I will save the baby
I will not save the baby
Double the caps and I'll save the baby
Thanks to my medical knowledge, I will easily be able to save the baby
Uh... yeah, I totally know how to swim
-Fallout 4
Yes
No (Yes)
Sarcastic (Yes)
Hate babies
10443 votes funny
76561197970563925

Recommended179 hrs played (74 hrs at review)
I have lost 10lbs since starting Fallout 4 because I keep forgetting to eat. 10/10 - best fitness game on Steam.
7771 votes funny
76561197977993958

Recommended151 hrs played (101 hrs at review)
This is the best Skyrim mod I've ever played
6867 votes funny
76561198177580959

Recommended19 hrs played (17 hrs at review)
This game has a dog.
The dog is a German Shepard.
I make the dog carry around 300lbs of gear.
The dog complains less than anyone in the negative reviews.
10/10 would laugh at negative people more.
6149 votes funny
76561198045709723

Recommended132 hrs played (127 hrs at review)
Why are you looking at reviews?
you know you want this game..
5510 votes funny
76561197968569873

Recommended119 hrs played (27 hrs at review)
An old lady with a drug addiction told me to build a chair for her.
I build her a chair and she immediately sat down next to it, on nothing. She's just sitting in the air, still asking me to build her a damn chair.
Drugs are bad.
4642 votes funny
76561197993185670

Recommended48 hrs played (23 hrs at review)
"Fallout 4 includes companion romance"
Can't romance Dogmeat
no dog sex
GOTY ruined
0/10
4361 votes funny
76561197975423716

Recommended375 hrs played (18 hrs at review)
Spends 40 minutes on character
Plays game in first person and wears a helmet
10/10
3870 votes funny
76561198080069202

Not Recommended221 hrs played (204 hrs at review)
I used to be an adventurer like you, but then Bethesda took the RP out of my G.
3130 votes funny
76561198023908132

Recommended92 hrs played (11 hrs at review)
I should be at school
Just kidding, there should be no school, only Fallout 4
2710 votes funny
76561198020189072

Recommended165 hrs played (32 hrs at review)
Sold all my CSGO skins for this, 4/4 would undersell everything again.
2562 votes funny
76561198058490964

Not Recommended405 hrs played (325 hrs at review)
http://store.steampowered.com/app/22380/Fallout_New_Vegas/
2497 votes funny
76561198015227121

Not Recommended69 hrs played (28 hrs at review)
Do you recommend this game?
Yes
No (Yes)
Sarcastic (Yes)
What? (Yes)
2221 votes funny
76561198075464613

Recommended548 hrs played (47 hrs at review)
>see pretty girl
>enter VATS
>"you have 0 chance to hit that"
>just like real life then
2158 votes funny
76561198036615947

Recommended203 hrs played (26 hrs at review)
Fallout Launches >
Plays game >
No Bugs >
No stuttering >
No Glitches >
The game just works
10/10 Bethesda
UPDATE:
(Note that for the first 5 hours of this game I didn't even update my graphics driver for it)
- I only had ONE bug and that was the robot at the beginning head going through the ceiling
- my fps has only dropped ONCE to about 40fps otherwise solid 55-60 ultra settings
- even in other games they crash at least once, I haven't even crashed at all in this game (so far)
MY RIG:
- GTX980
- i7 3770k
- 8gb ddr3 ram
GAMEPLAY:
It's fallout, not much else to say. If you liked new Vegas or fo3 buy this.
One thing I didn't like was no repairing on armour and weapons.
Other than that
9/10
1978 votes funny
76561198060133133

Recommended133 hrs played (83 hrs at review)
Garbage Collector Simulator 4
Spent 30 minutes creating my personal wife
watched her die in less than 10 minutes
10/10
would watch wife die again
You have a son who is older than you
And his name is 'Father'
10/10
would call son 'Father' again
1945 votes funny
76561198141133250

Not Recommended80 hrs played
A baby is drowning in the lake:
-Fallout 1
Ask for more information
Agree to help
Decide not to help
Accidentally say something that pisses the NPC off, failing the quest
Reveal too much information about yourself, causing the Super Mutants to track your vault more easily
-Fallout 2
Ask for more information
Agree to help
Decide not to help
Accidentally say something that pisses the NPC off, failing the quest
Pop culture reference about the baby
-Fallout 3
Yes, I will save the baby
Depends on the caps
I will not save the baby
The baby is drowning
-Fallout New Vegas
I will save the baby
I will not save the baby
Double the caps and I'll save the baby
Thanks to my medical knowledge, I will easily be able to save the baby
Uh... yeah, I totally know how to swim
-Fallout 4
Yes
No (Yes)
Sarcastic (Yes)
Hate babies
1821 votes funny
76561198091186187

Recommended66 hrs played (55 hrs at review)
I was only 210 years old.
I loved piper so much, I had all the Publick Ocurrences and Newsboy caps.
I pray to Piper every night, thanking her for the information I've been given. "Piper is love" I say "Piper is life."
Mayor McDonough hears me and denies me entry to diamond city, he's obviously out to destroy the press.
I call him a cunt.
He denies me entry into Diamond City.
I'm crying now because my face hurts from getting to Diamond City.
A radiation storm starts and it's very cold.
Suddenly, I feel a warmth coming towards me.
It's piper.
I am so happy. She whispers in my ear "I wonder if this is normal for other journalists."
She grabs me with her powerful journalist hands.
I'm ready.
I spread my mind to the news.
She penetrates my understanding of Synths and Diamond City's mayor.
It hurts so much but I do it for Piper.
I can feel my old ideas tearing as my eyes start to water.
I help the citizens of the commonwealth.
I want to please Piper.
She roars a mighty roar as she fills my mind with her knowledge.
Mayor MacDonough walks out of the gates.
Piper looks him straight in the eye and says "Why don't we ask the newcomer? Do you support the news?"
The Mayor lets us into the city.
Piper is love, Piper is life.
1755 votes funny
76561198052064393

Recommended138 hrs played (28 hrs at review)
I sat down to play this game at 8am with a warm cup of coffee.
Suddenly it was 2:32pm, my coffee was cold, I hadn't eaten anything all day, and I was late for work.
Take that how you will.
1753 votes funny
76561198139904170

Recommended65 hrs played (27 hrs at review)
Some one told me black ops 3 is better than fallout 4 that person is dead dont worry!
1690 votes funny
76561198121579249

Not Recommended45 hrs played (23 hrs at review)
There are three mysteries man cannot solve:
1. Is there a God?
2. How did we get here?
3, Why does Fallout 4 have the "RPG" tag on Steam?
1660 votes funny
76561198032424703

Not Recommended5392 hrs played (2015 hrs at review)
Paladin Danse looked at the advert for Creation Club filling the screen.
"It was corporations like this that put the last nail in the coffin for mankind. They exploited technology for their own gains, pocketing the cash and ignoring the damage they'd done."
1589 votes funny
76561198160198731

Recommended186 hrs played (4 hrs at review)
I don't even own the game why can I review it
1475 votes funny
76561198006724452

Recommended219 hrs played (174 hrs at review)
the game detected my hardware and instantly set the graphic settings to Low
I feel so ashamed
but in all seriousness the game is rubbish in so many aspects
- Story is super duper weak when compared to Fallout 3's weak story
- Most of the gameplay revolves around just shooting raiders or supermutants for idiot farmers
- Skills have been removed so you're a jack of all trades in everything now
- They put crafting and settlement building to appeal to the Minecraft Kidz
- "Most" of the companions you get are dull as hell (with a few exceptions)
etc etc etc
OH!
and guess what? it turns out that Fallout 4 is basically just a 60$ Expansion Pack of that one quest in Fallout 3 called "The Replicated Man"
"It just Works" - Todd Howard 2015
1355 votes funny