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Fallout 4Fallout 4
I've nearly finished making my character.
28200 votes funny
I've nearly finished making my character.
28200 votes funny
A baby is drowning in the lake: -Fallout 1 Ask for more information Agree to help Decide not to help Accidentally say something that pisses the NPC off, failing the quest Reveal too much information about yourself, causing the Super Mutants to track your vault more easily -Fallout 2 Ask for more information Agree to help Decide not to help Accidentally say something that pisses the NPC off, failing the quest Pop culture reference about the baby -Fallout 3 Yes, I will save the baby Depends on the caps I will not save the baby The baby is drowning -Fallout New Vegas I will save the baby I will not save the baby Double the caps and I'll save the baby Thanks to my medical knowledge, I will easily be able to save the baby Uh... yeah, I totally know how to swim -Fallout 4 Yes No (Yes) Sarcastic (Yes) Hate babies
10443 votes funny
I have lost 10lbs since starting Fallout 4 because I keep forgetting to eat. 10/10 - best fitness game on Steam.
7771 votes funny
This is the best Skyrim mod I've ever played
6867 votes funny
This game has a dog. The dog is a German Shepard. I make the dog carry around 300lbs of gear. The dog complains less than anyone in the negative reviews. 10/10 would laugh at negative people more.
6149 votes funny
Why are you looking at reviews? you know you want this game..
5510 votes funny
An old lady with a drug addiction told me to build a chair for her. I build her a chair and she immediately sat down next to it, on nothing. She's just sitting in the air, still asking me to build her a damn chair. Drugs are bad.
4642 votes funny
"Fallout 4 includes companion romance" Can't romance Dogmeat no dog sex GOTY ruined 0/10
4361 votes funny
Spends 40 minutes on character Plays game in first person and wears a helmet 10/10
3870 votes funny
I used to be an adventurer like you, but then Bethesda took the RP out of my G.
3130 votes funny
I should be at school Just kidding, there should be no school, only Fallout 4
2710 votes funny
Sold all my CSGO skins for this, 4/4 would undersell everything again.
2562 votes funny
http://store.steampowered.com/app/22380/Fallout_New_Vegas/
2497 votes funny
Do you recommend this game? Yes No (Yes) Sarcastic (Yes) What? (Yes)
2221 votes funny
>see pretty girl >enter VATS >"you have 0 chance to hit that" >just like real life then
2158 votes funny
Fallout Launches > Plays game > No Bugs > No stuttering > No Glitches > The game just works 10/10 Bethesda UPDATE: (Note that for the first 5 hours of this game I didn't even update my graphics driver for it) - I only had ONE bug and that was the robot at the beginning head going through the ceiling - my fps has only dropped ONCE to about 40fps otherwise solid 55-60 ultra settings - even in other games they crash at least once, I haven't even crashed at all in this game (so far) MY RIG: - GTX980 - i7 3770k - 8gb ddr3 ram GAMEPLAY: It's fallout, not much else to say. If you liked new Vegas or fo3 buy this. One thing I didn't like was no repairing on armour and weapons. Other than that 9/10
1978 votes funny
Garbage Collector Simulator 4 Spent 30 minutes creating my personal wife watched her die in less than 10 minutes 10/10 would watch wife die again You have a son who is older than you And his name is 'Father' 10/10 would call son 'Father' again
1945 votes funny
A baby is drowning in the lake: -Fallout 1 Ask for more information Agree to help Decide not to help Accidentally say something that pisses the NPC off, failing the quest Reveal too much information about yourself, causing the Super Mutants to track your vault more easily -Fallout 2 Ask for more information Agree to help Decide not to help Accidentally say something that pisses the NPC off, failing the quest Pop culture reference about the baby -Fallout 3 Yes, I will save the baby Depends on the caps I will not save the baby The baby is drowning -Fallout New Vegas I will save the baby I will not save the baby Double the caps and I'll save the baby Thanks to my medical knowledge, I will easily be able to save the baby Uh... yeah, I totally know how to swim -Fallout 4 Yes No (Yes) Sarcastic (Yes) Hate babies
1821 votes funny
I was only 210 years old. I loved piper so much, I had all the Publick Ocurrences and Newsboy caps. I pray to Piper every night, thanking her for the information I've been given. "Piper is love" I say "Piper is life." Mayor McDonough hears me and denies me entry to diamond city, he's obviously out to destroy the press. I call him a cunt. He denies me entry into Diamond City. I'm crying now because my face hurts from getting to Diamond City. A radiation storm starts and it's very cold. Suddenly, I feel a warmth coming towards me. It's piper. I am so happy. She whispers in my ear "I wonder if this is normal for other journalists." She grabs me with her powerful journalist hands. I'm ready. I spread my mind to the news. She penetrates my understanding of Synths and Diamond City's mayor. It hurts so much but I do it for Piper. I can feel my old ideas tearing as my eyes start to water. I help the citizens of the commonwealth. I want to please Piper. She roars a mighty roar as she fills my mind with her knowledge. Mayor MacDonough walks out of the gates. Piper looks him straight in the eye and says "Why don't we ask the newcomer? Do you support the news?" The Mayor lets us into the city. Piper is love, Piper is life.
1755 votes funny
I sat down to play this game at 8am with a warm cup of coffee. Suddenly it was 2:32pm, my coffee was cold, I hadn't eaten anything all day, and I was late for work. Take that how you will.
1753 votes funny
Some one told me black ops 3 is better than fallout 4 that person is dead dont worry!
1690 votes funny
There are three mysteries man cannot solve: 1. Is there a God? 2. How did we get here? 3, Why does Fallout 4 have the "RPG" tag on Steam?
1660 votes funny
Paladin Danse looked at the advert for Creation Club filling the screen. "It was corporations like this that put the last nail in the coffin for mankind. They exploited technology for their own gains, pocketing the cash and ignoring the damage they'd done."
1589 votes funny
I don't even own the game why can I review it
1475 votes funny
the game detected my hardware and instantly set the graphic settings to Low I feel so ashamed but in all seriousness the game is rubbish in so many aspects - Story is super duper weak when compared to Fallout 3's weak story - Most of the gameplay revolves around just shooting raiders or supermutants for idiot farmers - Skills have been removed so you're a jack of all trades in everything now - They put crafting and settlement building to appeal to the Minecraft Kidz - "Most" of the companions you get are dull as hell (with a few exceptions) etc etc etc OH! and guess what? it turns out that Fallout 4 is basically just a 60$ Expansion Pack of that one quest in Fallout 3 called "The Replicated Man" "It just Works" - Todd Howard 2015
1355 votes funny

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