I was being chased by the ghost, I hid in a closet, I had to fart, my mic picked up my fart. I died.

My friend spent 20 mins telling the ghost he f*cked his wife to make him mad. After we barely got a reaction for half an hour aside from a constant car alarm, I started desperately uwu'ing into the spirit box and the ghost rushed at me and murdered me from the basement stairs immediately without warning. Whatever you do, refrain from uwu'ing on paranormal investigations, you do not get paid enough for the consequences that come of it.

Friend ran around an abandoned High School asking a demon if she had an Only Fans. Activity was at a two. Friend then proceeded to ask said demon if she would like to *set up* an Only Fans. Activity climbed up to a five. Friend then proceeded to describe what an Only Fans was. Activity hit an eight. Friend used Spirit Box to ask how old the Demon was. Responded "Child". Activity hit a ten, friend proceeded to run out of the school. Chris Hansen will be at his door soon. 10/10 highly recommended. Maybe check for age before asking a demon about her sexual proclivities though.

Teammates left me in a room, saw a deformed child running at me and disappear, spent the next five minutes sitting in a corner with a crucifix. Highly recommend.

I asked where the ghost was. It said "close" I asked what did it want me to do. It said "die" Then I heard a croak and got strangled to death. Friends took a picture of my dead body and made $10. 10/10

I don't write reviews typically, but I had to for this game. I screamed so loudly that I woke up my seven month old daughter and my wife threatened to destroy my computer. My heart is beating hard and my pants are dirty. 10/10 will continue playing.

told my friend not to anger the ghost. proceeded to run up the stairs and yell "RUTH MARTINEZ IS A F***ING C**T". anyways that game did not go well

Playing solo, I load up the school map for the first time. I stop and appreciate how big and unnerving the map is. I check my equipment. I look around some more. I realize that I'm putting off going any further. The phone down the hall rings. After changing my pants, I start to hunt down where the ringing came from. All the way down the hall, huh? But the front door is all the way over here, and... oh, fine. I track down the room, pull out the EMF meter, which immediately jumps to 5. I throw down my book, ask the ghost to write in it (well, what came out was "Okaydothethinghurryup"), then sort of moonwalk my way back down the hall while chanting variations of "Nope". One Alt+F4 later, and I'm here writing this review. Nothing even happened, I simply psyched myself out. Now that's a horror game.

Better basketball physics than any NBA 2K series

First time getting chase by a girl

Hunted a ghost named "Michael Jackson" Haunted the baby's room (of course it would). My friend told the ghost that he hated him and his music. The Spirit Box immediately replied with "DIE". We left after that. The ghost was a Jinn, a highly territorial ghost that will attack when threatened. Great game.

I asked where the ghost was. It said "close" I asked what did it want me to do. It said "die" Then I heard a croak and got strangled to death. Friends took a picture of my dead body and made $10. 10/10

Apparently my microphone picked up that I farted, I was found instantly and died. Overall a great experience. 11/10 - Most Realistic Hide & Seek Simulator.

Thomas Thomas, give us a sign. The sign being 4 broken necks and $340 worth of lost equipment. I love this game.

finally a woman chased me

"the ghost only respond when you're alone" constantly arguing with your friends about who will be left in the ghost room alone

Day 1 in phasmophobia: Are you here mr./mrs. ghost? Please don't hurt us, we will leave soon... Day 5 in phasmophobia: Are you here? Where are you? Give us a sign... Ok thanks. Day 10 in phasmophobia: John Thompson, John Thompson, John Thompson... Show yourself you lil bitch come here.

WOW! I finally got to use a Luigi Board

Oddly enough, the phrase "hunt me daddy" is a very effective way to get a lot of activity.

I asked ghost Linda Thompson if she would like a tongue in her ***; ...she locked the door and proceeded to choke me. Note to self - Don't offer services to ghosts if you cant put out.

i spoke to a ghost in spanish and it instantlly killed me, very realistic game

Tutorial tells you that the ghost isn't violent but I'm still too scared to complete it anyway.

Asked a ghost if it was french and it told me to kill myself. 10/10 appropriate reaction.

<*> Got a poltergeist named Margaret <*> Had many conversations with Margaret over the spirit box <*> Befriended and played catch with Margaret <*> She only attacks after I leave the house, locking my boys inside <*> Reasons with her and gets her to spare my boys <*> We all get out alive and make a lot of bread Poltergeist waifu. <3

If you are tired of running around and waiting for the ghost to show itself, simply ask "Did your parents have any children that lived or are they all disappointments." It will appear almost instantly. You will not only get a photo of the ghost but you will also feel the ecstasy of being strangled. 10/10 best erection I ever had.