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Garry's ModGarry's Mod
Garry's Mod is a piece of great game developing , that somehow successes to be really fun and creative at the same time. I have no idea what the developers were thinking when they were making this pile of greatness , because it lacks absolutely nothing and somehow feels so great . 1 0 / 10 Awful ly good .
10904 votes funny
Garry's Mod is a piece of great game developing , that somehow successes to be really fun and creative at the same time. I have no idea what the developers were thinking when they were making this pile of greatness , because it lacks absolutely nothing and somehow feels so great . 1 0 / 10 Awful ly good .
10904 votes funny
played it a bit, it's ok
9115 votes funny
Wanna kill a 12 year old admin with a door? GET GARRY'S MOD! Wanna eat a ball? GET GARRYS MOD! Wanna watch a ragdoll kill npc's? GET GARRY'S MOD! Wanna die from jumping into a bathtub? GET GARRYS MOD! Wanna **** a ragdoll?! Uh...Youve got mental health porblems but still...GARRYS MOD IS FOR YOU! Wanna take a bath? GARRYS MOD IS FOR YOU! Wanna build a melon shop?GET GARRYS MOD! Wanna build a snowman?! NEIN NEIN NEEEEIIIIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Garrys mod aint for you. Wanna fly on a SOFA?! GARRYS MOD IS F***ING FOR YOU!!!!!!!!
7025 votes funny
i wish i had more time to try this game out altered roleplay is the best community ever tho
5519 votes funny
I haven't played much, but it's pretty okay so far.
5014 votes funny
Play ttt get yelled at by 12 year old play deathrun get yelled at by 12 year old play murder get yelled at by 12 year old play sandbox get yelled at by 12 year old as you run them over 11/10 would get yelled at by 12 year old again
3909 votes funny
You don't have $ for "Call of duty"? NO PROBLEM! --> You have GMOD! =) You don't have $ for "Gta V"? NO PROBLEM! --> You have GMOD! =) You don't have $ for "The witcher 3"? NO PROBLEM! --> You have GMOD! =) You don't have $ for "Dying Light"? NO PROBLEM! --> You have GMOD! =) You don't have $ for "Far Cry 4"? NO PROBLEM! --> You have GMOD! =) You don't have $ for "Evolve"? NO PROBLEM! --> You have GMOD! =) You don't have $ for "Fallout 4"? NO PROBLEM! --> You have GMOD! =) You don't have $ for "Counter strike GO"? NO PROBLEM! --> You have GMOD! =) You NEED SOMETHING TO PLAY WITH? NO PROBLEM! --> YOU HAVE GMOD! =)
3270 votes funny
Got Friends? Got Family? Now you don't.
3089 votes funny
Wanna build stuff, get Garry's mod. Wanna play Call of duty, get Garry's mod. Wanna fight zombies, get Garry's mod. Wanna go to the cinema, get Garry's mod. Wanna make movies, get Garry's mod. Wanna parkour, get Garry's mod. Wanna roleplay, get Garry's mod Wanna be a priate, get Garry's mod. Wanna drive a car, get Garry's mod. Wanna kill children, get Garry's mod. Wanna play the piano, get Garry's mod. Wanna ride a helicopter, get Garry's mod. Wanna walk, get Garry's mod. Wanna be Doritos, get Garry's mod. Wanna play prop hunt, get Garry's mod. Wanna solve murders, get Garry's mod. Wanna ride a tardis, get Garry's mod. Wanna play hide & seek, get Garry's mod. Wanna ride a elevator, get Garry's mod. Wanna recreate lord of the rings, get Garry's mod. Wanna kick a dinosaur, get Garry's mod. Wanna have sexual intercourse with a pokemon, get Garry's mod. (pervert) Wanna explore the Krusty Krab, get Garry's mod. Wanna go to a nightclub, get Garry's mod. Wanna slaughter people, get Garry's mod. Wanna play slender, get Garry's mod. Wanna play horror games, get Garry's mod. Wanna go to the moon, get Garry's mod. Wanna be a police officer, get Garry's mod. Wanna play dayz, get Garry's mod. Wanna use a lightsaber, get Garry's mod. Wanna sleep, get Garry's mod. Wanna use rocket boots, get Garry's mod. Wanna make cool screenshots, get Garry's mod. Wanna kill people with melons, get Garry's mod. Wanna do everything, get Garry's mod. 100000/10 "Worst call of duty I've ever played" - IGN
2901 votes funny
1) Join roleplay server 2) Become gun dealer 3) Spawn you and your bros some assault rifles 4) Go on mass killing spree across the land 5) Laugh and listen as 30 pre-pubescent voices cry and scream 6) Get kicked 7) Rejoin and do it all again 10/10
2658 votes funny
I have many fond memories from this game but this is my favourite: >joined a dark rp server >first time playing dark rp >not sure what to expect >over 100 people in the server >jumping around like an idiot >random two guys come out of an alley >"hey you *horrible pronunciation of my name* hey come here" >i take the bait >they trap me in this alley >guns pointed at me >"WALK YOU BITCH" >holyfuckshit.jpg >i fucking walk >they trap me in a larger area at the end of the alley >two other people there >line us up on the wall >demand money >they're yelling at us >i'm not listening, i'm in the spawn menu looking for something to help me >see a turtle >ah yes >spawn a turtle >kidnapper 1 stops his sentence >"what the fuck" >"is that a fucking turtle" >"remove that shit right now" >i don't remove it >"REMOVE THAT FUCKING TURTLE" >i don't remove it >"IF YOU DON'T REMOVE THAT TURTLE I'M GONNA PUT A CAP IN YO ASS" >i don't remove it >while they're distracted, guy next to me spawns a couch >guy throws a couch at kidnappers >kills them both >we all escape, friend eachother, and start a gun/drug shop together 100/10 now i know what to do if i ever get kidnapped in real life
2614 votes funny
A 8 year old admin permabanned me for stealing his drugs from his house as a Hobo in DarkRP. 9/11 - Would steal again.
2015 votes funny
It has been 4,000 hours My wife took the kids Got fired from my job Have no one that loves me Not enough money to buy food Slowly goes into a deep depression On the bright side, I can pretend that the ragdolls is my wife and children, and I can eat endless food thanks to addons. 8/8 - Always there
1783 votes funny
Roleplayed as a police officer. Shot an unarmed black male. 10/10 realism.
1718 votes funny
Killed an admin, got banned. 10/10
1696 votes funny
I killed a guy with a banana.
1658 votes funny
Decent Game. Don't really have enough hours to comment any further.
1625 votes funny
I teach high school physics. I feel this activity would be incredibly good for my students and will be recommending it to all of them in class tomorrow. The way the "Physics" (HA!) gun moves stuff around allows me to teach average velocity/ acceleration due to gravity as things are dropped on the map. Well worth the money out of my teaching budget. Highly recommend for all teachers who don't believe in teaching through the textbook. That's right. The building exceeds wind speed! Hooray....for...Garry's Mod!
1458 votes funny
I miss my wife and kids.
1319 votes funny
- Joins Dark RP Server - Become Heavy Gun Dealer - Give me and 5 friends ak-74s - Become Thief - Take The Admin Hostage - Ask For 10 k For His Release. - He is 8 - Bans Me And Friends 10/10 would get banned again.
1281 votes funny
When I started playing this I had no friends, I still have no friends but the game is fun.
1234 votes funny
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1161 votes funny
-What is that game, dad? -The future, son.
1136 votes funny
Got called a big meanie by a little kid on some sh­itty Dar­kRP server. I threw a stove at the c­u­nt. edit: im closing the discussions please god make it stop
1132 votes funny
I only played it a little but it's pretty fun
1081 votes funny

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