After losing my job at a dwarf mining company and a submarine deep within Europa. I took up a job here and so far I have been jettisoned into space for not meeting my quota.

My friend was slowly being killed in a room and all I could do was listen to his horrified screams over the radio. Anyways, we met quota.... 10/10

I was beaten to death with a shovel and was then called lazy by my employer

who cares if a furry made it, it's better than the new cod

>quota of 735 >sell all scrap items including flashlights, shovels, etc. >731/735 >fugg.jpg >friend jumps off a ledge to die so we can sell his body >other friend goes to use a ladder to bring his body to sell >hands full >run back to ship to air drop a shovel >friend beats me to death and puts my body on the counter >5 credits just another day on the job 736/735 game tbh

The Average Amazon worker Experience.

i joined a lobby funny dude and guy with a static-y mic say hi to me they teach me how to play guy with bad mic gets split up in the dark his horrible screams are heard down the hall his body flies past us me and other dude laugh our laughter turns to screams of horror as big black man with spikes on his body appears he chases us and snaps my neck other guy falls off metal beam and dies "you guys alive?' -radio man we did not meet quota 10/10 edit: week later i run the game with my buddy and his friend we buy yellow suits and romantic tables instead of flashlights we complain about not being able to see i got back to the ship and watch red dot moves at the speed of light towards buddy's buddy i teleport his body... moments too late i throw his body on the table i remember i left my buddy to die i teleport him back he screams at me 11/10 we did not meet quota

This game has 3 moods. Genuine horror, loony toons slapstick comedy, and a scooby doo chase scene. 10/10

Hour 1: Help I'm lost. Hour 10: HELP IM LOST. Hour 157: HELP ME IM FUCKING LOST. 10/10 Still lost while writing this review.

my friend murdered me using a shovel

a one man dev does better audio than the whole apex legends team

shi be having my balls tingling bruh

Walked down a hall, saw someone step on a mine, turn around and say "leave" before walking off and exploding 10/10 would give me ptsd

She lethal on my company till I quota

a game where you continually ask "will this kill me?" and the answer is always "yes."

I DONT CARE WHATS IN THAT BUILDING, ARTHUR, WE NEED MONEY

> looking for scraps with my buddy co-worker > we see a landmine on the edge of a dark hallway > while my co-worker walks past it, he tells me to not step on it, as he learned that the hard way > seconds later I hear him screaming "OH **** A SPIDER AAAA-" > his scream gets cut off by an explosion (the landmine he just warned me about) > his body flies through the hallway, followed by a massive spider that quickly retreats in to the darkness > hide behind a corner in silence, contemplating whether I should laugh or cry 10/10 EDIT: a clip of the events described above

I got molested to death by a big ass fly

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This is probably what it's like to loot all the copper from a junkyard except the guard dogs are otherworldly abominations beyond my comprehension.

>romanian simulator >wake up with the gang (cousin brothers) >land whip outside strangers home >steal copper >get chased by some goblin with elbows for legs >cousin brother #2637 dies to landmine >return to ship with bountiful treasures (a really big bolt) >didn't meet quota >oh no >get evicted

The only time I'll laugh watching my friends get molested in the dark.

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