You play as Mister Cheef, a heavy-armored cyborg virgin Mary Sue who must save the US Space Force from Space Gorillas and lizard people.
Your best friend is a virtual waifu who idolizes you and a beta-male who only exists to emphasize how much of an alpha male gigachad mister cheef really is.
But make no mistake: Mister Cheef is no Doomslayer. He doesn't rip and tear demons with his bare hands.
but as Mister Cheef you can still do some cool things.
You can use lightsabers like Obi Juan Kenobi.
You can swing around like spooderman.
You can boss little space marines who worship the ground you walk on.
You can bully little space turtle midgets into fleeing for their lives.
You can explore an open environment with alien phallus ships.
You can drive a tank.
Its a geud game.
Oh and you can also play with online people too, if you like that sort of thing. but people suck. But if you like doing community service by helping socially inept individuals socialize in competitive environments, then Halos Online may be perfect for you.
10/10 would get blown up and run over by my teammates again
Game is meh, look at this instead.
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Halo Infinite is The Girl that Ghosted You:
You hit it off great at first, almost perfect.
She promises you a great time and a major commitment.
Immediately, you notice some red flags.
But she promises to work on them.
Issues continue to mount fast, and you're wondering if this is really worth your time.
She reassures you she is working on it and promises to be better.
After months of waiting, you hardly see each other anymore.
Things are stale and all those promises become a shell of what they were.
She comes up with an idea to take you out to eat at a fancy restaurant.
But she ends up taking you to Mickey Moaburgers instead........and makes you pay.
You keep telling yourself things will get better, but you know they wont.
She wont keep up on her end of the bargain.
It's time to let her go Chief.
If you're looking for a review on this game you've come to the wrong place, but if you're looking for an outstanding pie recipe you've come to the right place.
Ingredients:
1. 6 tablespoons unsalted butter
2. 1/2 cup white sugar
3. 1/2 cup brown sugar
4. 1/4 cup water
5. 1/4 teaspoon cinnamon
6. 1 pinch salt
7. 5 apples - peeled, cored and sliced
8. 1 pastry for double-crust pie
Directions:
1. Preheat oven to 425 degrees F (220 degrees C).
2. Combine butter, white sugar, brown sugar, water, cinnamon, and salt in a saucepan over medium heat. Bring to a boil, remove from heat and set aside.
3. Roll out half the pastry to fit a 9-inch pie plate. Place bottom crust in pie plate; pour in apple slices.
4. Roll out top crust into a 10-inch circle. Cut into 8 (1-inch) wide strips with a sharp paring knife or pastry wheel. Weave the pastry strips, one at a time, into a lattice pattern. Fold the ends of the lattice strips under the edge of the bottom crust and crimp to seal.
5. Pour butter-sugar mixture over top of pie, coating the lattice, and allowing any remaining sauce to drizzle through the crust.
6. Bake in the preheated oven for 15 minutes. Reduce heat to 350 degrees F (175 degrees C), and bake until the crust is golden brown, the caramel on the top crust is set, and the apple filling is bubbling, 35 to 40 more minutes. Allow to cool completely before slicing.
Well, I gave this a go. But it is absolute garbage.
I mean, BF2042 is better than this.
It's just some old console trash, with atrocious TTK and poor gunplay.
Halo Infinite is The Girl that Ghosted You:
You hit it off great at first, almost perfect.
She promises you a great time and a major commitment.
Immediately, you notice some red flags.
But she promises to work on them.
Issues continue to mount fast, and you're wondering if this is really worth your time.
She reassures you she is working on it and promises to be better.
After months of waiting, you hardly see each other anymore.
Things are stale and all those promises become a shell of what they were.
She comes up with an idea to take you out to eat at a fancy restaurant.
But she ends up taking you to Mickey Moaburgers instead........and makes you pay.
You keep telling yourself things will get better, but you know they wont.
She wont keep up on her end of the bargain.
It's time to let her go Chief.
I think if this small indie dev team really focuses on adding more micro transactions and less actual content. Then there is potential to make this new idea "halo" into a successful series. It might even get a live action show, perhaps on the hit streaming platform "paramount plus"? Idk, I think maybe if this had 6+ years of development, and had the funding from a massive corporation. Then this small, inexperienced team could have had more $20 skins of the color blue available at launch. (its a free game btw)
Game is mehh, look at this instead.
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You hit it off great at first, almost perfect.
She promises you a great time and a major commitment.
Immediately, you notice some red flags.
But she promises to work on them.
Issues continue to mount fast, and you're wondering if this is really worth your time.
She reassures you she is working on it and promises to be better.
After months of waiting, you hardly see each other anymore.
Things are stale and all those promises become a shell of what they were.
She comes up with an idea to take you out to eat at a fancy restaurant.
But she ends up taking you to Mickey Moaburgers instead........and makes you pay.
You keep telling yourself things will get better, but you know they wont.
She wont keep up on her end of the bargain.
It's time to let her go Chief.
You play as Mister Cheef, a heavy-armored cyborg virgin Mary Sue who must save the US Space Force from Space Gorillas and lizard people.
Your best friend is a virtual waifu who idolizes you and a beta-male who only exists to emphasize how much of an alpha male gigachad mister cheef really is.
But make no mistake: Mister Cheef is no Doomslayer. He doesn't rip and tear demons with his bare hands.
but as Mister Cheef you can still do some cool things.
You can use lightsabers like Obi Juan Kenobi.
You can swing around like spooderman.
You can boss little space marines who worship the ground you walk on.
You can bully little space turtle midgets into fleeing for their lives.
You can explore an open environment with alien phallus ships.
You can drive a tank.
Its a geud game.
Oh and you can also play with online people too, if you like that sort of thing. but people suck. But if you like doing community service by helping socially inept individuals socialize in competitive environments, then Halos Online may be perfect for you.
10/10 would get blown up and run over by my teammates again
Game is meh, look at this instead.
⠄⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿⠘⡿⢛⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⢻⣿⣿⠃⠸⣿⣿⣿⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄
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Halo Infinite is The Girl that Ghosted You:
You hit it off great at first, almost perfect.
She promises you a great time and a major commitment.
Immediately, you notice some red flags.
But she promises to work on them.
Issues continue to mount fast, and you're wondering if this is really worth your time.
She reassures you she is working on it and promises to be better.
After months of waiting, you hardly see each other anymore.
Things are stale and all those promises become a shell of what they were.
She comes up with an idea to take you out to eat at a fancy restaurant.
But she ends up taking you to Mickey Moaburgers instead........and makes you pay.
You keep telling yourself things will get better, but you know they wont.
She wont keep up on her end of the bargain.
It's time to let her go Chief.
If you're looking for a review on this game you've come to the wrong place, but if you're looking for an outstanding pie recipe you've come to the right place.
Ingredients:
1. 6 tablespoons unsalted butter
2. 1/2 cup white sugar
3. 1/2 cup brown sugar
4. 1/4 cup water
5. 1/4 teaspoon cinnamon
6. 1 pinch salt
7. 5 apples - peeled, cored and sliced
8. 1 pastry for double-crust pie
Directions:
1. Preheat oven to 425 degrees F (220 degrees C).
2. Combine butter, white sugar, brown sugar, water, cinnamon, and salt in a saucepan over medium heat. Bring to a boil, remove from heat and set aside.
3. Roll out half the pastry to fit a 9-inch pie plate. Place bottom crust in pie plate; pour in apple slices.
4. Roll out top crust into a 10-inch circle. Cut into 8 (1-inch) wide strips with a sharp paring knife or pastry wheel. Weave the pastry strips, one at a time, into a lattice pattern. Fold the ends of the lattice strips under the edge of the bottom crust and crimp to seal.
5. Pour butter-sugar mixture over top of pie, coating the lattice, and allowing any remaining sauce to drizzle through the crust.
6. Bake in the preheated oven for 15 minutes. Reduce heat to 350 degrees F (175 degrees C), and bake until the crust is golden brown, the caramel on the top crust is set, and the apple filling is bubbling, 35 to 40 more minutes. Allow to cool completely before slicing.
Well, I gave this a go. But it is absolute garbage.
I mean, BF2042 is better than this.
It's just some old console trash, with atrocious TTK and poor gunplay.
Halo Infinite is The Girl that Ghosted You:
You hit it off great at first, almost perfect.
She promises you a great time and a major commitment.
Immediately, you notice some red flags.
But she promises to work on them.
Issues continue to mount fast, and you're wondering if this is really worth your time.
She reassures you she is working on it and promises to be better.
After months of waiting, you hardly see each other anymore.
Things are stale and all those promises become a shell of what they were.
She comes up with an idea to take you out to eat at a fancy restaurant.
But she ends up taking you to Mickey Moaburgers instead........and makes you pay.
You keep telling yourself things will get better, but you know they wont.
She wont keep up on her end of the bargain.
It's time to let her go Chief.
I think if this small indie dev team really focuses on adding more micro transactions and less actual content. Then there is potential to make this new idea "halo" into a successful series. It might even get a live action show, perhaps on the hit streaming platform "paramount plus"? Idk, I think maybe if this had 6+ years of development, and had the funding from a massive corporation. Then this small, inexperienced team could have had more $20 skins of the color blue available at launch. (its a free game btw)
Game is mehh, look at this instead.
⠄⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿⠘⡿⢛⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⢻⣿⣿⠃⠸⣿⣿⣿⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄
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You hit it off great at first, almost perfect.
She promises you a great time and a major commitment.
Immediately, you notice some red flags.
But she promises to work on them.
Issues continue to mount fast, and you're wondering if this is really worth your time.
She reassures you she is working on it and promises to be better.
After months of waiting, you hardly see each other anymore.
Things are stale and all those promises become a shell of what they were.
She comes up with an idea to take you out to eat at a fancy restaurant.
But she ends up taking you to Mickey Moaburgers instead........and makes you pay.
You keep telling yourself things will get better, but you know they wont.
She wont keep up on her end of the bargain.
It's time to let her go Chief.
