Found myself in a crashed plane in a forest on an abandoned island.
I see a filthy, naked woman running around as if she were on bath salts.
The woman starts attacking me and I kill her.
I mutilate her body and eat all her limbs.
Then I come home and start playing The Forest.
Found myself in a crashed plane in a forest on an abandoned island.
I see a filthy, naked woman running around as if she were on bath salts.
The woman starts attacking me and I kill her.
I mutilate her body and eat all her limbs.
Then I come home and start playing The Forest.
Day 1:
-Board the Plane
-Plane crashes
-What is this? Malaysian airlines?
-Wake up to see this nasty dude pick up my son
-Wake up to see some chick dead with an axe through the stomach
-Loot plane for anything I could find
-Find a plane axe, a few meds, couple of bottles of beer, and the plane axe
-Stumble across a little village
-Create a nice little hunting shelter to nap in
-Good night
Day 2:
-Wake up to see these nude dudes try to gangbang me, I let them
-I wake up in a dirty cave. I was probably roofied
-I wonder around and find a rebreather
-I crawl out of the armpit in the ground I was in
-Go back to my village that was rightfully mine
-Met with more nude dudes
-I kill them all with my plane axe
-I limb them and start cooking them
-I eat their flesh and boil down the parts I dont eat for bones
-I wear the bones of my enemys. That will teach them to take me out for dinner first
-I see a turtle, I bash its little skull in with my axe
Day 3:
-I put a rock in the crafting square
-I attatch a piece of loose cloth to it
-It becomes my weapon of doom
-I meet more nude-gang-bangers
-I bash their skulls in with my new rock of doom
-I make an effigy jusy of their feet
-I see more nude dudes, they are running in all fours; my favorite possition
-I run up to them and beat the poor victim of mine to death
-I pull out my axe and start limbing him
-I needed a fresh meal
-I pull out his friends foot and start mercilessly beating him with his friends foot
-I guess I really *kicked* his ass\
-I make a rain catcher
-rains
-Rain catcher is bugged, I can drink all the water I will ever need
Day 4:
-The nude dudes brought friends
-Pack of atleast 6 of them, just running around my base
-I grab my rock of doom, which is now stained in the blood of my last victim
-I get to work
-First one tries to swing at me. I beat him senseless.
-The others, now clearly frightened are slowly backing away.
-I charge at them, with my rock of doom in both hands I purge them of their pain
-I end them all
-Now the grass painted red with the blood of their own
-I get to more work on my home
-I make totems out of their corpses, nothing is put to waste here
-I skin them and eat their flesh, and then use the bones for many things
-I can wear it as armor
-I can make a fence out of it
-I can use it as a tool of war
-I can use it as a tool of war
-I can use it as a tool of war
Day 5:
-lost count of how many of those nudies I have killed
-Paved the once clean fields now with the bones and blood of those nudies
-I put a bottle into my crafting square
-I see that I can upgrade the rock of doom
-I made the rock of chaos
-I am eager to see my next meal
-I want to test my rock of chaos
-I see a few of them dog fighting around the beach. I join in
-I kill them all, carry what I can back to base
-have them more pissed off at me than ever; this is war
-I scavenge what I can before I get jumped by the nudies again
-I found lots of bottles, a few bottles of random perscription meds (totally getting high of these)
-I make a few molitov cocktails
-I paint my rock of chaos blue from the blue berries I have come across
-I have forged the rock of pandemonium
-I create a nice bow from a cloth, a stick, and a rope
-I make arrows from the poor little birdies that I beat the shit out of
-I douse the arrows in beer, I make fire arrows
Day 6:
-They are mad now, infuriated that I have killed a shit load of their people
-They want my blood
-I want theirs
-I see a little scout group, they are holding their ghetto clubs. I am holding my rock of pandemonium
-The start charging at me, screaming blood curdling screams that I will never forget
-I bolt towards them, intense anguish pumps through my veins
-I smash the first ones head in, the other ones charge to
-There is to many of them
-I grab one of my molitovs, I light them up
-I toss them, to see their soft, delicate skins get burnt away in teh vicious embers
-They are burning alive now, screaming for help
-Swinging in a desperate attempt to finish me, to no avail
-I love every second of watching them burn. What have i become?
Day 7:
-I see a nice little deer across the plains.
-I get out my bow to try to get a nice shot
-I realize I am trash with a bow and drop it to then pick up my rock of pandemonium
-I crack its skull open
-Finally some real meat
-I stand over the fire wating for the juicy meat to be done
-I take my first bite, I then realize it isnt enough
-I have grew acostom to my old ways. I want some nice juicy natives
-I am on the hunt now for some dinner, but not for the conventional meat
-I see a littel village, I go in and kill everyone.
-I start cooking my first little batch of human
-The soft juicy meat melts in my mouth
-I crave more
-I start looking for more
-Can't find any more, will try again tommorow
Day 8:
-My ravish hunger for blood is never quenched
-I search the whole island for them
-I will try again tommorow, but now I need to rest
Day 9:
-Found a nice little cave, wonder what is in there
-Start looking around, some more fresh meat
-I kill them all, to then be greated with this abomination
-This thing has arms everywhere
-I name it the octopus
-I burn the octopus
-I try to get some nice octopus steak but I can't
-I clean out the cave
-I kill everyone
Day 15:
-It has been quite now, no traces of nudie life
Day 30:
-I realize I just Hitlered the nudies
-I feel a deep sorrow gathering in my stomach
-...That can only be filled by some nice human steak
10/10 How to lose your sanity 101
>Be me
>Playing the forest
>build base on beach
>Turtle comes onto the grassy part of my base
>Build cages and shit in front of it
>effectively trapped turtle between cages and wall
>Name him Franklin
>Return to Franklin every night after foraging
>Share my grievances with Franklin
>Fanklin believes i can find my son
>Thanks Franklin
>Cannibal activity increases
>Out foraging
>Find blueberry bush
>Love me some blueberries
>munch on the berries
>Get attacked by six or seven pale cannibals
>Retreat to base
>two cannibals get in before the gate closes
>kill them
>check on Franklin
>hes startled but okay
>assume position on high tower
>kill cannibals with ranged attacks
>Two armsy's and three virginias join the siege
>three Virginias bashing my wall
>Viriganas break through the wall
>One of them gets in the turtle pen
>Franklin is in there
>Wrap cloth around my modern axe
>Ignite it
>Charge in there like Thoros of Myr at the siege of Pyke
>Im not fast enough
>One of the Virginias killed Franklin
>Deep down
>something broke
>Killed every single cannibal and mutant on that beach
>They tried to retreat
>they really did
>Give Franklin a proper funeral service
>Save
>Exit to main menu
>turn on developer mode
>Add item #37
>Exit to main menu
>Return to Hard mode
>Relentlessly hunt down and kill every cannibal i find
Pouring one out for you every day Franklin.
Still haven't saved my son, still avenging Franklin.
Rate: 8/10
Day 1: Me and two friends look for a suitable place to set up camp. Set up treehouse.
Day 2: All is well! We have a few traps and are starting a garden up.
Day 3: While hanging out on our balcony we observe two strange creatures run through our camp. Could they be sasquatch?
Day 4: Creature entered camp during daylight. Was not sasquatch. We hacked it to death.
Day 5: Some strange shrieks were heard in the forest. Perhaps it is some sasquatch mating ritual.
Day 6: Found a weird and slightly creepy piece of abstract art on the edge of camp. There must be hippies nearby trying to be friendly. They're so 1968.
Day 7: Hippie neighbors came to say hi. Were not really hippies and tried to kill us. We killed them first. They're so 1968 BC.
Day 8: Roughly 20 "hippies" came to kill us tonight. We had to jump from the treehouse. Kurt broke his legs. Me and Allen ran. I'm sorry Kurt.
Day 9: Whilst continuing our trek away from camp Allen and I came across a cave. We thought it was shelter, we thought wrong. Allen was overwhelmed by "hippies" and I got away. I'm not sorry Allen.
Day 10: I decided I'm going to avenge my dead friends. Excpet Allen, he deserved it. I made myself a bow and some arrows. Oh an a mahoncanay, which means skull crushing club. Every "hippie" I see is going to die.
Day 11: Blood. So much blood.
Day 19: Ok so I've killed just about everyone. I sat down an ate some berries as a reward. I don't feel so good now.
On a serious note: This is a fantastic game and the developers constantly release patches with new content and bug fixes. I can't recommend it enough!
Got drunk and spent an entire night building a church to worship turtles with friends. We ran around with turtle heads trying to convert cannibals to our religion.
10/10 would plunder savages again
Being a mid 20s male who doesn't really get scared of movies or other similar things, I thought this would be the perfect game. Like a grownup Minecraft, but with nice graphics. Boy was I wrong.
I'll never forget my first encounter with the cannibal tribe. I was out checking the wonderful graphics, looking for loot, setting up shelter, minding my own business when I heard that scream/laugh... I'll never forget it. I turned and saw him staring at me and for the first time in my life, I was having a miniature heart attack from a video game. I ran to my cabin but was shaking so badly that I couldn't use my mouse to direct my guy to safety. I played for a few more hours then went to bed.
That night I had nightmares about the cannibals. Waking up my wife repeatedly (10+ times) after dreaming about them. I see shadows at work and panic briefly. Never has a game affected me in such a way and I would recommend it to anyone.
10/10 would get PTSD again.
Go down a rope leading into a cave
Hear scary noises
Stop midway the rope
See mutuant baby feteus
Go back up and attend my garden
10/10 would attend my garden again
Found myself in a crashed plane in a forest on an abandoned island.
I see a filthy, naked woman running around as if she were on bath salts.
The woman starts attacking me and I kill her.
I mutilate her body and eat all her limbs.
Then I come home and start playing The Forest.
Found myself in a crashed plane in a forest on an abandoned island.
I see a filthy, naked woman running around as if she were on bath salts.
The woman starts attacking me and I kill her.
I mutilate her body and eat all her limbs.
Then I come home and start playing The Forest.
Day 1:
-Board the Plane
-Plane crashes
-What is this? Malaysian airlines?
-Wake up to see this nasty dude pick up my son
-Wake up to see some chick dead with an axe through the stomach
-Loot plane for anything I could find
-Find a plane axe, a few meds, couple of bottles of beer, and the plane axe
-Stumble across a little village
-Create a nice little hunting shelter to nap in
-Good night
Day 2:
-Wake up to see these nude dudes try to gangbang me, I let them
-I wake up in a dirty cave. I was probably roofied
-I wonder around and find a rebreather
-I crawl out of the armpit in the ground I was in
-Go back to my village that was rightfully mine
-Met with more nude dudes
-I kill them all with my plane axe
-I limb them and start cooking them
-I eat their flesh and boil down the parts I dont eat for bones
-I wear the bones of my enemys. That will teach them to take me out for dinner first
-I see a turtle, I bash its little skull in with my axe
Day 3:
-I put a rock in the crafting square
-I attatch a piece of loose cloth to it
-It becomes my weapon of doom
-I meet more nude-gang-bangers
-I bash their skulls in with my new rock of doom
-I make an effigy jusy of their feet
-I see more nude dudes, they are running in all fours; my favorite possition
-I run up to them and beat the poor victim of mine to death
-I pull out my axe and start limbing him
-I needed a fresh meal
-I pull out his friends foot and start mercilessly beating him with his friends foot
-I guess I really *kicked* his ass\
-I make a rain catcher
-rains
-Rain catcher is bugged, I can drink all the water I will ever need
Day 4:
-The nude dudes brought friends
-Pack of atleast 6 of them, just running around my base
-I grab my rock of doom, which is now stained in the blood of my last victim
-I get to work
-First one tries to swing at me. I beat him senseless.
-The others, now clearly frightened are slowly backing away.
-I charge at them, with my rock of doom in both hands I purge them of their pain
-I end them all
-Now the grass painted red with the blood of their own
-I get to more work on my home
-I make totems out of their corpses, nothing is put to waste here
-I skin them and eat their flesh, and then use the bones for many things
-I can wear it as armor
-I can make a fence out of it
-I can use it as a tool of war
-I can use it as a tool of war
-I can use it as a tool of war
Day 5:
-lost count of how many of those nudies I have killed
-Paved the once clean fields now with the bones and blood of those nudies
-I put a bottle into my crafting square
-I see that I can upgrade the rock of doom
-I made the rock of chaos
-I am eager to see my next meal
-I want to test my rock of chaos
-I see a few of them dog fighting around the beach. I join in
-I kill them all, carry what I can back to base
-have them more pissed off at me than ever; this is war
-I scavenge what I can before I get jumped by the nudies again
-I found lots of bottles, a few bottles of random perscription meds (totally getting high of these)
-I make a few molitov cocktails
-I paint my rock of chaos blue from the blue berries I have come across
-I have forged the rock of pandemonium
-I create a nice bow from a cloth, a stick, and a rope
-I make arrows from the poor little birdies that I beat the shit out of
-I douse the arrows in beer, I make fire arrows
Day 6:
-They are mad now, infuriated that I have killed a shit load of their people
-They want my blood
-I want theirs
-I see a little scout group, they are holding their ghetto clubs. I am holding my rock of pandemonium
-The start charging at me, screaming blood curdling screams that I will never forget
-I bolt towards them, intense anguish pumps through my veins
-I smash the first ones head in, the other ones charge to
-There is to many of them
-I grab one of my molitovs, I light them up
-I toss them, to see their soft, delicate skins get burnt away in teh vicious embers
-They are burning alive now, screaming for help
-Swinging in a desperate attempt to finish me, to no avail
-I love every second of watching them burn. What have i become?
Day 7:
-I see a nice little deer across the plains.
-I get out my bow to try to get a nice shot
-I realize I am trash with a bow and drop it to then pick up my rock of pandemonium
-I crack its skull open
-Finally some real meat
-I stand over the fire wating for the juicy meat to be done
-I take my first bite, I then realize it isnt enough
-I have grew acostom to my old ways. I want some nice juicy natives
-I am on the hunt now for some dinner, but not for the conventional meat
-I see a littel village, I go in and kill everyone.
-I start cooking my first little batch of human
-The soft juicy meat melts in my mouth
-I crave more
-I start looking for more
-Can't find any more, will try again tommorow
Day 8:
-My ravish hunger for blood is never quenched
-I search the whole island for them
-I will try again tommorow, but now I need to rest
Day 9:
-Found a nice little cave, wonder what is in there
-Start looking around, some more fresh meat
-I kill them all, to then be greated with this abomination
-This thing has arms everywhere
-I name it the octopus
-I burn the octopus
-I try to get some nice octopus steak but I can't
-I clean out the cave
-I kill everyone
Day 15:
-It has been quite now, no traces of nudie life
Day 30:
-I realize I just Hitlered the nudies
-I feel a deep sorrow gathering in my stomach
-...That can only be filled by some nice human steak
10/10 How to lose your sanity 101
>Be me
>Playing the forest
>build base on beach
>Turtle comes onto the grassy part of my base
>Build cages and shit in front of it
>effectively trapped turtle between cages and wall
>Name him Franklin
>Return to Franklin every night after foraging
>Share my grievances with Franklin
>Fanklin believes i can find my son
>Thanks Franklin
>Cannibal activity increases
>Out foraging
>Find blueberry bush
>Love me some blueberries
>munch on the berries
>Get attacked by six or seven pale cannibals
>Retreat to base
>two cannibals get in before the gate closes
>kill them
>check on Franklin
>hes startled but okay
>assume position on high tower
>kill cannibals with ranged attacks
>Two armsy's and three virginias join the siege
>three Virginias bashing my wall
>Viriganas break through the wall
>One of them gets in the turtle pen
>Franklin is in there
>Wrap cloth around my modern axe
>Ignite it
>Charge in there like Thoros of Myr at the siege of Pyke
>Im not fast enough
>One of the Virginias killed Franklin
>Deep down
>something broke
>Killed every single cannibal and mutant on that beach
>They tried to retreat
>they really did
>Give Franklin a proper funeral service
>Save
>Exit to main menu
>turn on developer mode
>Add item #37
>Exit to main menu
>Return to Hard mode
>Relentlessly hunt down and kill every cannibal i find
Pouring one out for you every day Franklin.
Still haven't saved my son, still avenging Franklin.
Rate: 8/10
Day 1: Me and two friends look for a suitable place to set up camp. Set up treehouse.
Day 2: All is well! We have a few traps and are starting a garden up.
Day 3: While hanging out on our balcony we observe two strange creatures run through our camp. Could they be sasquatch?
Day 4: Creature entered camp during daylight. Was not sasquatch. We hacked it to death.
Day 5: Some strange shrieks were heard in the forest. Perhaps it is some sasquatch mating ritual.
Day 6: Found a weird and slightly creepy piece of abstract art on the edge of camp. There must be hippies nearby trying to be friendly. They're so 1968.
Day 7: Hippie neighbors came to say hi. Were not really hippies and tried to kill us. We killed them first. They're so 1968 BC.
Day 8: Roughly 20 "hippies" came to kill us tonight. We had to jump from the treehouse. Kurt broke his legs. Me and Allen ran. I'm sorry Kurt.
Day 9: Whilst continuing our trek away from camp Allen and I came across a cave. We thought it was shelter, we thought wrong. Allen was overwhelmed by "hippies" and I got away. I'm not sorry Allen.
Day 10: I decided I'm going to avenge my dead friends. Excpet Allen, he deserved it. I made myself a bow and some arrows. Oh an a mahoncanay, which means skull crushing club. Every "hippie" I see is going to die.
Day 11: Blood. So much blood.
Day 19: Ok so I've killed just about everyone. I sat down an ate some berries as a reward. I don't feel so good now.
On a serious note: This is a fantastic game and the developers constantly release patches with new content and bug fixes. I can't recommend it enough!
Got drunk and spent an entire night building a church to worship turtles with friends. We ran around with turtle heads trying to convert cannibals to our religion.
10/10 would plunder savages again
Being a mid 20s male who doesn't really get scared of movies or other similar things, I thought this would be the perfect game. Like a grownup Minecraft, but with nice graphics. Boy was I wrong.
I'll never forget my first encounter with the cannibal tribe. I was out checking the wonderful graphics, looking for loot, setting up shelter, minding my own business when I heard that scream/laugh... I'll never forget it. I turned and saw him staring at me and for the first time in my life, I was having a miniature heart attack from a video game. I ran to my cabin but was shaking so badly that I couldn't use my mouse to direct my guy to safety. I played for a few more hours then went to bed.
That night I had nightmares about the cannibals. Waking up my wife repeatedly (10+ times) after dreaming about them. I see shadows at work and panic briefly. Never has a game affected me in such a way and I would recommend it to anyone.
10/10 would get PTSD again.
Go down a rope leading into a cave
Hear scary noises
Stop midway the rope
See mutuant baby feteus
Go back up and attend my garden
10/10 would attend my garden again
