
Half-Life
Aug 26, 2015
Aug 26, 2015
Oct 25, 2014
Nov 15, 2023
Jan 26, 2017
Nov 18, 2023
Feb 16, 2015
Dec 18, 2014
Jul 9, 2014
Nov 2, 2014
Nov 16, 2023
Oct 18, 2014
Nov 2, 2014
Nov 16, 2023
Nov 24, 2016
Feb 9, 2015
Jun 23, 2022
Nov 16, 2023
Sep 24, 2014
Mar 22, 2015
Oct 5, 2014
Apr 19, 2020
Oct 26, 2014
Jun 27, 2016
Aug 4, 2019

76561198083764869

Not Recommended21 hrs played (11 hrs at review)
Stop looking for bad reviews! Buy the god dam game already!
2357 votes funny
76561198083764869

Not Recommended21 hrs played (11 hrs at review)
Stop looking for bad reviews! Buy the god dam game already!
2357 votes funny
76561198137227328

Recommended188 hrs played (1 hrs at review)
I love half life
i have completed it 12 times
i have 188 hrs play time
It is single player
i have no life
i sold my house to fund my addiction
i am writing this review in a library
10/10
1268 votes funny
76561199126140520

Recommended160 hrs played (160 hrs at review)
I accidentally left the game open for like a week, I am not that devoted to the game, but it is good.
880 votes funny
76561198136517813

Not Recommended779 hrs played (75 hrs at review)
I am about to call the police because you are looking at the negative reviews section for Half-Life.
775 votes funny
76561199429715652

Recommended0 hrs played
Hopefully it's worth the $0.00 that I spent on it.
754 votes funny
76561198089604728

Recommended30 hrs played (30 hrs at review)
You play as a mute theoretical physicist with a crowbar fetish.
745 votes funny
76561198058018527

Recommended17 hrs played (17 hrs at review)
It's from 1998 and it's still better than Call of Duty.
PS: I HAVE played Call of Duty.
685 votes funny
76561198053171381

Not Recommended24 hrs played (4 hrs at review)
Has no three at the end.
564 votes funny
76561198127480261

Recommended10 hrs played (6 hrs at review)
This game gave me headcrabs
12/10
490 votes funny
76561198112180826

Recommended0 hrs played
Nerd with a crowbar saves humanity.
435 votes funny
76561198066830198

Recommended19 hrs played
I can't believe we have to wear these ridiculous ties.
407 votes funny
76561197989199444

Recommended12 hrs played (5 hrs at review)
What NOT TO DO in Black Mesa :
1. Do not press the alarm button under Barney's desk.
2. Do not read other people's message.
3. Do not mess up with the microwave in the kitchen.
And most IMPORTANTLY :
4. DO NOT PUSH the SAMPLE in the REACTOR!!!!!
Rating:
10.0
396 votes funny
76561199188207035

Recommended16 hrs played (7 hrs at review)
I can literally feel the Freeman coming inside me
384 votes funny
76561197989209559

Recommended23 hrs played (23 hrs at review)
HEY!
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?!
READING REVIEWS?!
DISREGARD ALL REVIEWS!
THIS IS HALF-LIFE!
THIS IS THE REASON THAT STEAM EXISTS IN THE FIRST PLACE!
331 votes funny
76561198042804277

Recommended6 hrs played (6 hrs at review)
20 minutes into the game, got killed by a bookcase. 10/10
329 votes funny
76561198330664417

Recommended9 hrs played (5 hrs at review)
5/10 would've been better if the other half was included
299 votes funny
76561197997138838

Recommended40 hrs played (36 hrs at review)
Look out Gordon! Hotted Boobs up ahead. Tits, big ones!
253 votes funny
76561198067184180

Recommended14 hrs played (7 hrs at review)
there are 3 half life packs
half life
half life anthology
and half life complete
i have three friends who play dis game
half life is on 3 platforms
tags include single player
multi player
and valve anti cheat enabled.
it is a fps
fps is 3 letters
aliens are enemies from xen
xen is 3 letters
i can count to three
half life 3 confirmed
3/3
3 of 3 people found this helpful.
236 votes funny
76561198022774118

Not Recommended24 hrs played (9 hrs at review)
what happened to the other half?
235 votes funny
76561198133778731

Recommended11 hrs played (11 hrs at review)
You get to play as a mute theoretical physicist who wrecks havoc upon firearms specialists, and aliens from an alternative dimension with a crowbar.
233 votes funny
76561198983780139

Recommended3 hrs played (1 hrs at review)
my wife left me
226 votes funny
76561198018638859

Recommended10 hrs played (10 hrs at review)
Theoretical Physicist simulator.
208 votes funny
76561198048883119

Recommended64 hrs played (11 hrs at review)
Before I played:
\\ _
\( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
< ⌒ヽ
/ へ\
/ / \\
レ ノ ヽ_つ
/ /
/ /|
( (ヽ
| |、\
| 丿 \ ⌒)
| | ) /
`ノ ) Lノ
After I played:
/フフ ム`ヽ
/ ノ) ) ヽ
/ | ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ノ⌒(ゝ._,ノ
/ ノ⌒7⌒ヽーく \ /
丶_ ノ 。 ノ、 。|/
`ヽ `ー-'_人`ーノ
丶  ̄ _人'彡)
333/10
204 votes funny
76561198070026159

Recommended998 hrs played (998 hrs at review)
This is one of those games where you play it once, beat it, and forget about it, never returning to play it again.
166 votes funny
Half-Life
Aug 26, 2015
Aug 26, 2015
Oct 25, 2014
Nov 15, 2023
Jan 26, 2017
Nov 18, 2023
Feb 16, 2015
Dec 18, 2014
Jul 9, 2014
Nov 2, 2014
Nov 16, 2023
Oct 18, 2014
Nov 2, 2014
Nov 16, 2023
Nov 24, 2016
Feb 9, 2015
Jun 23, 2022
Nov 16, 2023
Sep 24, 2014
Mar 22, 2015
Oct 5, 2014
Apr 19, 2020
Oct 26, 2014
Jun 27, 2016
Aug 4, 2019

76561198083764869

Not Recommended21 hrs played (11 hrs at review)
Stop looking for bad reviews! Buy the god dam game already!
2357 votes funny
76561198083764869

Not Recommended21 hrs played (11 hrs at review)
Stop looking for bad reviews! Buy the god dam game already!
2357 votes funny
76561198137227328

Recommended188 hrs played (1 hrs at review)
I love half life
i have completed it 12 times
i have 188 hrs play time
It is single player
i have no life
i sold my house to fund my addiction
i am writing this review in a library
10/10
1268 votes funny
76561199126140520

Recommended160 hrs played (160 hrs at review)
I accidentally left the game open for like a week, I am not that devoted to the game, but it is good.
880 votes funny
76561198136517813

Not Recommended779 hrs played (75 hrs at review)
I am about to call the police because you are looking at the negative reviews section for Half-Life.
775 votes funny
76561199429715652

Recommended0 hrs played
Hopefully it's worth the $0.00 that I spent on it.
754 votes funny
76561198089604728

Recommended30 hrs played (30 hrs at review)
You play as a mute theoretical physicist with a crowbar fetish.
745 votes funny
76561198058018527

Recommended17 hrs played (17 hrs at review)
It's from 1998 and it's still better than Call of Duty.
PS: I HAVE played Call of Duty.
685 votes funny
76561198053171381

Not Recommended24 hrs played (4 hrs at review)
Has no three at the end.
564 votes funny
76561198127480261

Recommended10 hrs played (6 hrs at review)
This game gave me headcrabs
12/10
490 votes funny
76561198112180826

Recommended0 hrs played
Nerd with a crowbar saves humanity.
435 votes funny
76561198066830198

Recommended19 hrs played
I can't believe we have to wear these ridiculous ties.
407 votes funny
76561197989199444

Recommended12 hrs played (5 hrs at review)
What NOT TO DO in Black Mesa :
1. Do not press the alarm button under Barney's desk.
2. Do not read other people's message.
3. Do not mess up with the microwave in the kitchen.
And most IMPORTANTLY :
4. DO NOT PUSH the SAMPLE in the REACTOR!!!!!
Rating:
10.0
396 votes funny
76561199188207035

Recommended16 hrs played (7 hrs at review)
I can literally feel the Freeman coming inside me
384 votes funny
76561197989209559

Recommended23 hrs played (23 hrs at review)
HEY!
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?!
READING REVIEWS?!
DISREGARD ALL REVIEWS!
THIS IS HALF-LIFE!
THIS IS THE REASON THAT STEAM EXISTS IN THE FIRST PLACE!
331 votes funny
76561198042804277

Recommended6 hrs played (6 hrs at review)
20 minutes into the game, got killed by a bookcase. 10/10
329 votes funny
76561198330664417

Recommended9 hrs played (5 hrs at review)
5/10 would've been better if the other half was included
299 votes funny
76561197997138838

Recommended40 hrs played (36 hrs at review)
Look out Gordon! Hotted Boobs up ahead. Tits, big ones!
253 votes funny
76561198067184180

Recommended14 hrs played (7 hrs at review)
there are 3 half life packs
half life
half life anthology
and half life complete
i have three friends who play dis game
half life is on 3 platforms
tags include single player
multi player
and valve anti cheat enabled.
it is a fps
fps is 3 letters
aliens are enemies from xen
xen is 3 letters
i can count to three
half life 3 confirmed
3/3
3 of 3 people found this helpful.
236 votes funny
76561198022774118

Not Recommended24 hrs played (9 hrs at review)
what happened to the other half?
235 votes funny
76561198133778731

Recommended11 hrs played (11 hrs at review)
You get to play as a mute theoretical physicist who wrecks havoc upon firearms specialists, and aliens from an alternative dimension with a crowbar.
233 votes funny
76561198983780139

Recommended3 hrs played (1 hrs at review)
my wife left me
226 votes funny
76561198018638859

Recommended10 hrs played (10 hrs at review)
Theoretical Physicist simulator.
208 votes funny
76561198048883119

Recommended64 hrs played (11 hrs at review)
Before I played:
\\ _
\( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
< ⌒ヽ
/ へ\
/ / \\
レ ノ ヽ_つ
/ /
/ /|
( (ヽ
| |、\
| 丿 \ ⌒)
| | ) /
`ノ ) Lノ
After I played:
/フフ ム`ヽ
/ ノ) ) ヽ
/ | ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ノ⌒(ゝ._,ノ
/ ノ⌒7⌒ヽーく \ /
丶_ ノ 。 ノ、 。|/
`ヽ `ー-'_人`ーノ
丶  ̄ _人'彡)
333/10
204 votes funny
76561198070026159

Recommended998 hrs played (998 hrs at review)
This is one of those games where you play it once, beat it, and forget about it, never returning to play it again.
166 votes funny